Hailee Serene Tigriil

Wisdom of the Great Paladin

• Oh great paladin! What sort of gnome is good?

Gnomes were crafted by the gods one day when Tarien...farted. Therefore, slaying them is an act of mercy. Jinks is living proof that we have been lax in our crusades.

• Oh great paladin! How shall we converse with Charn for diplomatic peace?

...get me my sword.