TOTES MCGOATS!
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! It's like someone let loose a herd of freaking goats in the garden district. Some of them are in the grass, yanking their heads back with reckless abandon as they jerk free chunks of grass and chew with vigor. The blood of Ea spilling around them in brown clumps.
Others clack through the street, startling horses, people, and other goats alike as they scream with their waggling tongues that poke out from the sides of their mouth. One in particular startling a couple horses into a mad dash, yanking a cart behind them as it spills out oranges, grapefruits, lemons and - of course - cabbages.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The scream comes again as another stands near a young pickpocket, startling him into bumping his target and a chase ensues to catch the young cutpurse. ALL BECAUSE OF THE GOATS!
TOTES MCGOATS! THEY'RE ON THE LOOSE!
Yelrona giggles uncontrollably.
Back in the city. No roads to guard, pathways to patrol, brigands to bust. Perfect time for a nice quiet drink for Ilmig. Too bad it's only quiet for five minutes. Not nearly long enough to drink a barrel.
Morgan giggles her self as she walks in the area as this reminds her back at home, but she does scoot some away from eating some flowers "no that will make you sick."
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (14)+2: 16
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+1: (3)+1: 4
"AHHHHHHHH!" One of the goats yells in the bar that Ilmig is trying to take a drink at, another couple coats following in and running amok inside. They start headbutting people and tables alike as people shriek out and start scrambling up out of the way of the four-legged menaces.
Yelrona sees one eyeing her, its head jerking up another clump of green. It chews. Chews with malice and a slow half-circular motion to its mouth. Grinding the green into a paste as the brown dirt scatters under it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Another shouts as it rises back onto its hind legs and then slams its hooves down as it turns its head back forward and headbutts Morgan from behind with its horns.
Ow! It got your goat!
Yelrona is a little concerned that people are getting hurt, but mostly she's just amused by the chaos. She approaches the malicious grass-chewer, her hands open and spread to her side. "What's a nice kid like you doing in a place like this?" she wonders.
"Oi!" Ilmig lifts his mug to save the ale as he drops from his stool to stand up. "Ale's not fer ye! Get out ye beasts!" He tromps his way towards one to shoo it away with his free hand. The other one lowers his mug just long enough to take a gulp. Can't be gettin dehydrated from shooin!
GAME: Morgan refreshes spells.
Morgan gives out a ouch "little bastard." said as she backs away "who owns these goats, and why dident I practice sleep today."
"They're an autonomous collective," Rona tosses over her shoulder idly. "They own themselves."
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Bolide has dropped a TIMESTOP!
Please +init, then cease all roleplay and actions immediately and wait for Bolide to instruct you further.
For in-combat commands, type: +thelp.
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GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round One - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (11)+2: 13
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (16)+2: 18
GAME: Bolide rolls 4: (12)+4: 16
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (16)+2: 18
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (19)+2: 21
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (6)+2: 8
Whirlpool has arrived.
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+1: (3)+1: 4
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+1: (4)+1: 5
GOATS!
Three of them surround Ilmig and start trying to heatbutt him, but they're all sort of off target and headbutt the chairs or other items around him. Morgan and Yelrona aren't as lucky.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" And one headbutts Morgan again as Yelrona gets one running at her and catching her in the leg.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round One - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Ilmig is next!
"OW!" Rona shouts, between giggles. The situation is absurd, but these animals are potentially really dangerous!
GAME: Morgan rolls Knowledge/Nature: (1)+10: 11 (EPIC FAIL)
GAME: Morgan casts Mage Armor. Caster Level: 5 DC: 17
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round One - Init 11.
It is now Ilmig's turn! Yelrona is next!
Morgan takes a step back "Its not mating season as they would be attacking each other for the best goat. I think some one is controlling them." she then casts a spell that might help protect her.
GAME: Ilmig rolls knowledge/nature: (16)+12: 28
GAME: Ilmig rolls weapon0: (11)+10: 21
Ilmig lifts his mug again as he nearly gets the horns. Thrice! "Mind yer manners, billies! Yer bespoilin good drinkin time. Off with ye!" He downs the last of his hug before launching his forehead at one of the goats in kind. Just a matter of dominance, ye see...
GAME: Ilmig rolls damage0: aliased to 1D3+3: (2)+3: 5
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round One - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona rolls melee: (18)+7: 25
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d8+3: (8)+3: 11
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round One - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
Yelrona is a bit bewildered, but still has the reflexes of a warrior and adventurer. Her morningstar pops into her hand and she smashes the hilt against the billy-goat's forehead, poleaxing it.
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Two - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Yelrona rolls will: (11)+9: 20
GAME: Morgan rolls will: (20)+7: 27 (CRITICAL SUCCESS)
GAME: Ilmig rolls will: (15)+4: 19
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (16)+2: 18
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (14)+2: 16
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (10)+2: 12
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (17)+2: 19
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+1: (3)+1: 4
GAME: Bolide makes Kaelyn roll will:(17)+3: 20
The goat attacking Kaelyn rears back and headbutts her! THUNK! Right into the sciattica! OI!
The others can't seem to find their marks, instead headbutting other nearby things and screaming out as they break chairs and carts. You can all hear flutes though, kind of haunting, but none of you succuumb to them.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Two - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Ilmig is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls weapon2: (13)+3: 16
GAME: Morgan rolls 1d6: (4): 4
GAME: Morgan rolls weapon2-2: (11)+3+-2: 12
Morgan really does not like this partly due to being a wizard and she is no fighter, but she does give her goat a nice wack that confuses it. "Some one fing the flut player I bet they are behind this." she has no proff but she cant stop to think right
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Two - Init 11.
It is now Ilmig's turn! Yelrona is next!
GAME: Ilmig RAGES!, gaining +2 to melee attack/damage/Will saves and 14 temporary HP
GAME: Ilmig rolls weapon0: (10)+10: 20
GAME: Ilmig rolls damage0: aliased to 1D3+3: (1)+3: 4
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Two - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona refreshes spells.
GAME: Yelrona rolls perception: (17)+19: 36
GAME: Yelrona casts Detect Magic. Caster Level: 6 DC: 13
"Shoo!" Ilmig headbutts the goat again. "Begone!" We'll see who has the hardest head! Goats are stubborn, but so are khazad!
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Two - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
Yelrona tilts her head to one side at the flute sounds, beginning to understand what's going on. "Boss, you have got to be KIDDING me with this. Help a girl out, willya?" Her eyes glow faintly, and she points in the general direction of a copse of trees in the garden. "There!"
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Three - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (15)+2: 17
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (19)+2: 21
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (3)+2: 5
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (15)+2: 17
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (12)+6: 18
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (18)+6: 24
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d6: (1): 1
The goats all around attack! Two of them still going after Ilmig as another goes after Morgan and the last against Kaelyn.
The ones that Yelrona spotted, they draw back their bows and launch arrows at her from afar before moving deeper into the tree-line on fur-covered legs.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Three - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Ilmig is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls weapon2: (8)+3: 11
GAME: Morgan rolls weapon2-2: (8)+3+-2: 9
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Three - Init 11.
It is now Ilmig's turn! Yelrona is next!
Morgan swings her staff twice and finds the goar is learning as she wiffs twice. "whos teaching them the way of the monks."
IT'S TRUE! The goat totally ducks the staff, and totally didn't instead yank up a chunk of grass.
GAME: Ilmig rolls weapon0: (7)+10: 17
GAME: Ilmig rolls damage0: aliased to 1D3+3: (1)+3: 4
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+1: (4)+1: 5
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Three - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+6-2: (17)+6+-2: 21
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+6-2: (3)+6+-2: 7
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d100: (9): 9
GAME: Yelrona rolls 5+1d8: 5+(3): 8
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Three - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (5)+3: 8
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (8)+3: 11
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (5)+3: 8
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Four - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Morgan is next!
Yelrona scowls as the satyrs fire at her... that crosses the line. Mindgames and cute animals are one thing, but getting shot at is -- and she says this as a professional -- NOT FUNNY. She goes after the half-naked goat-men. Er. With her bow, that is.
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (11)+2: 13
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (3)+2: 5
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (18)+2: 20
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+1: (1)+1: 2
The one Satyr struck by the arrow in return ducks behind one tree as the other ducks behind another into the trees of the garden.
THE GOATS STRIKE WITH A VENGEANCE! "AHHHHH!" Ilmig's beer was headbutted, and Morgan narrowly avoids a headbutt as it strikes a barrel instead. Kaelyn on the other hand has GOAT IN FASE!
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Four - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Ilmig is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls weapon2: (20)+3: 23 (THREAT)
GAME: Morgan rolls weapon2: (20)+3: 23 (THREAT)
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Four - Init 11.
It is now Ilmig's turn! Yelrona is next!
Morgan is squaring off with a goat, the goat charges head on as the mage dodges a bit to hard as she stumble out of the way, her staff flys out of her hands in the air and comes edge down on the poor beasts head knocking it out. As she is flaying in the air for balance the staff that bounce off the head lands in her hands getting her balance.
Ilmig sees that others are getting sharp pointing things headed their way. "Oi! Why don'tcha shoot at someone yer own size?!" He tromps his way towards the satyrs at the trees, waving his shield. "Or take your horny wiles somewheres else!"
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (14)+2: 16
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Four - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona refreshes special ability pools.
GAME: Yelrona spends ONE use of BANE.
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (5)+10: 15
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Four - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (16)+3: 19
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d3: (3): 3
"In Tarien's name I declare myself the bane of your kind!" Rona shouts, firing at... and missing... the most exposed-looking satyr. Exposed from cover, that is. "Go now and harass these people no more... or be sent from where there's no returning! Except the bad kind, with the decaying flesh and animated skeletons and really, nobody wants that, you're WAY cuter when you aren't undead, so... go!"
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Five - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (7)+2: 9
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (8)+2: 10
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (19)+6: 25
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (2)+6: 8
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d6: (4): 4
The last goat charges after Ilmig and headbutts his boot instead mostly making Ilmig take an extra step forward more than anything else. The one after Kaelyn is hit and falls over as it tries to retaliate, bleeting as it gets back up to its feeat.
https://youtu.be/3V-K9l2Ezbs?t=1 "Luhluhluhbluhbluhbluh" The noise is definitely a new one as two massive goats step out from behind the trees. OH NO! DIRE GOATS! They bounce around the two Satyrs who shoot back at Yelrona - well one at Yelrona and the other at Ilmig. It hits Yelrona.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Five - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Ilmig is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls ranged: (10)+4: 14
GAME: Morgan rolls ranged: (2)+4: 6
GAME: Morgan rolls 4d6: (17): 17
GAME: Morgan casts Scorching Ray. Caster Level: 5 DC: 18
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Five - Init 11.
It is now Ilmig's turn! Yelrona is next!
Morgan is angerd as she moves a little forward as she sends two rays of fire at a sayter but only one hits "How dare you to use mostly peacefull goats in this manor."
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Five - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona spends ONE use of JUDGMENT.
GAME: Yelrona spends ONE use of JUDGMENT.
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (19)+10: 29
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (2)+10: 12
GAME: Yelrona rolls 5+2d6+1d8: 5+(3)+(7): 15
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Five - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (2)+3: 5
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Six - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (16)+2: 18
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (2)+2: 4
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (10)+6: 16
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (8)+6: 14
Yelrona advances a single step, more for dramatic effect than anything else. "These are not your woods! Here you are invading human dwellings, and they cry out for JUSTICE! Well, and cheese, but mostly JUSTICE!" She fires twice, striking one of the satyrs, perhaps foolishly ignoring the DIRE GOATS.
GAME: Bolide rolls 4: (18)+4: 22
GAME: Bolide rolls 4: (11)+4: 15
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d8+4: (5)+4: 9
The goats are just having a bad day now, the one Kaelyn is boxing with misses, the one going after Ilmid misses. Even the Satyr's are having a hard time hitting what htey're aiming at as arrows loose and fly without hitting their intended targets.
One of the dire goats runs up to Morgan, trying to headbutt her and missing with more "LUhbubuhuhubuhubuh." While the second runs up to Yelrona, rears back, and bonks her on the nogging, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Six - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Ilmig is next!
GAME: Morgan casts Magic Missile. Caster Level: 5 DC: 17
GAME: Morgan rolls 3d4+3: (4)+3: 7
Morgan steps back from the large goat and sends 3 small bolts at the goat man "and no one likes the pan flut you talentless hack.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Six - Init 11.
It is now Ilmig's turn! Yelrona is next!
Whirlpool goes home.
Whirlpool has left.
Smythly has arrived.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Six - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (13)+10: 23
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (2)+10: 12
GAME: Yelrona rolls 5+2d6+1d8: 5+(5)+(2): 12
"Will you STOP that?" Rona glares at the attacking goat, stepping away from it while she continues to fire at the satyr. "And I said GET OUT! Party's over! Go home! We don't want you here! YOU AREN'T ANY FUN!!!"
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+15: (15)+15: 30
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+7: (1)+7: 8
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Six - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 2: (2)+2: 4
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (9)+3: 12
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Seven - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls weapon2: (10)+3: 13
GAME: Morgan rolls 1d6: (4): 4
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (13)+3: 16
GAME: Bolide rolls 4: (7)+4: 11
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (11)+6: 17
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (8)+6: 14
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d6: (5): 5
GAME: Bolide makes Smythly roll will:(16)+9: 25
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Seven - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Seven - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Yelrona is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls 3d4+3: (3)+3: 6
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Seven - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (9)+10: 19
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (15)+10: 25
GAME: Morgan casts Shield. Caster Level: 5 DC: 17
Morgan hates arows at her but thats why she remembers this spell as she brings up a blue shield in front of her.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Seven - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: Yelrona rolls 5+2d6+1d8: 5+(4)+(3): 12
GAME: Bolide rolls 3: (18)+3: 21
"Dead... satyrs..." Rona chants tunelessly, continuing to fire at the satyr, "aren't much fun... they don't come when you call... they don't chase birds at all..."
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eight - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
Smyhtlky, of course, had shown up to see HOLY HELL THESE ARE GOATS AND SATYRWS?!
What the hell?
He charged in and smashed one of the Satyrs with his hammer...
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+13: (1)+13: 14 (EPIC FAIL)
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+8: (5)+8: 13
...unfortunately, his second and third strike are nowhere near as good as his first.
GAME: Bolide rolls 4: (10)+4: 14
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (8)+6: 14
GAME: Bolide rolls 4: (9)+4: 13
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (14)+6: 20
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eight - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+13: (8)+13: 21
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+8: (13)+8: 21
One of the goats reads back and misses Yelrona, headbutting a cart instead and splintering the side as the other goat tries to headbutt Dubtle from behind and also misses. The Satyr's are being no less friendly as one pulls out a dagger and tries to stab Smythly and the other shoots another arrow at Morgan with a gleeful (albeit not very friendly gleeful) smile.
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+7: (7)+7: 14
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+7: (5)+7: 12
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eight - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Yelrona is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls 3d4+3: (9)+3: 12
GAME: Morgan casts Magic Missile. Caster Level: 5 DC: 17
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eight - Init 7.
It is now Yelrona's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (19)+10: 29
GAME: Yelrona rolls 1d20+10: (1)+10: 11 (EPIC FAIL)
GAME: Yelrona rolls 5+2d6+1d8: 5+(5)+(6): 16
Morgan sends three of the missles that magic users oh so love and it kills the satyr, she looks a bit anoyed "The Dire ones are illusions."
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eight - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Nine - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (19)+6: 25
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (8)+6: 14
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d8+4: (7)+4: 11
This time, Smyhtly is a bit more succesful in harming the Satyr. "Now quit that! Put down youyr bow so I don't have to hammer you! STOP LOOKING EXCIT#ED!
"
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Nine - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+13: (3)+13: 16
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+8: (16)+8: 24
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+7: (4)+7: 11
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Nine - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Yelrona is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls ranged: (6)+4: 10
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Nine - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Ten - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 4: (11)+4: 15
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (12)+6: 18
Morgan is anoyed as she advanes a little sending a tiny ray of cold missing
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+13: (4)+13: 17
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+8: (2)+8: 10
The Satyr laughs gleefully and steps back from Smythly after he was cut into by him. The cut already seems to be looking less painful with a wiggle of eyebrows and a shot from his bow toward Smythly in return. He misses, as does the Goat that's behind Smythly. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" It yells as it whiffs.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Ten - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Ten - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls 1d20+9: (20)+9: 29
GAME: Morgan rolls 1d20+9: (19)+9: 28
GAME: Morgan rolls 2d6: (9): 9
"Dammit," says Smythly as he lashes out at the second Satyr once he's dropped the other. Thankfully. Two powerful overhand swings that don't come anywhere near their agile target.
GAME: Morgan rolls knowledge/nature: (7)+10: 17
Morgan is so going to enchant her new weapon when she has the money "something is wrong with this Satyr he is corrupted some how. I wonder if his tree is messed up some how."
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Ten - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eleven - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eleven - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (15)+6: 21
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (10)+6: 16
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+4: (2)+4: 6
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+13: (8)+13: 21
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+8: (3)+8: 11
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+7: (3)+7: 10
The Dire Goat from behind and the Satyr in front! OH NOES! The Satyr sticks Smythly with the pointy end as the goat from behind goes "Luh-luh-luhluhuhuhh bluhuhuhuhh." And tries to headbutt him unsuccessfully.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eleven - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls 1d20+9: (6)+9: 15
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Eleven - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Twelve - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Twelve - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 8: (17)+8: 25
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (18)+6: 24
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d8+4: (2)+4: 6
GAME: Bolide rolls 1d4+4: (3)+4: 7
Morgan extends her fingers like a puppit to make her weapon dance but it misses the goat man
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+13: (19)+13: 32
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+8: (6)+8: 14
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+7: (9)+7: 16
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+14: (2)+14: 16
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Twelve - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Morgan casts Detect Magic. Caster Level: 5 DC: 16
Morgan thinks this will never end but she casts a spell and is looking around "Sir keep him busy please."
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Twelve - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Thirteen - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
GAME: Bolide rolls 8: (8)+8: 16
GAME: Bolide rolls 6: (7)+6: 13
Smythly is saved from another round of sticky-poke and headbutting by his pure nerve and armor! At least that's what the Satyr thinks, and he's sticking to it.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Thirteen - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+13: (4)+13: 17
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+10: (19)+10: 29
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+7: (8)+7: 15
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Thirteen - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Kaelyn is next!
GAME: Morgan casts Flaming Sphere. Caster Level: 5 DC: 18
GAME: Morgan rolls 3d6: (9): 9
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Thirteen - Init 6.
It is now Kaelyn's turn! GOATS! is next!
GAME: NEW ROUND!
Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Fourteen - Init 22.
It is now GOATS!'s turn! Smythly is next!
GAME: Morgan rolls will: (8)+7: 15
GAME: Bolide rolls +4: (1)++4: 5 (EPIC FAIL)
Oh look.
Smthyl's hammer glows white with heat, like the hottest forge, and he brings it down on the Satyr again. He looks surprised. "I hadn't had the chance ot see how deep your corruption laid, but now, obviously, it's prety deep! Don't worry. Reos will purge you. ALso, goats. I should have immediately realized." Goats are harbingers of pure evil after all.
The Dire Goat rears back! 'Luhbluhbluhluhluhbuhluh!" And headbutts the tree next to Smythly. It stumbles backward and turns its head to the side, very confused by this. Smythly is clearly magic, the Dire Goat sees it now. It will have to try eating his boots instead.
The Satyr on the other hand dances backward and looks at Morgan, "My dear! Please, if you will, use that sphere to help warm the villagers cooking their deer!" And he points off to the Inn. This... actually seems like a perfectly reasonable suggestion to Morgan! So silly to use the sphere on a tree when she could use it to help people cook their food.
"Hah! My corruption." The Satyr says back to Smythly, rolling his eyes, "And of course you should've! THEY'RE GOATS!"
In the distance there's a "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" sounds followed by something that sounds a lot like a Princess of Vandalheim yelling back. In fact, it sounds a bit like the Princess might be imitating the goat - or maybe the goat is imitating the Princess.
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Fourteen - Init 19.
It is now Smythly's turn! Morgan is next!
GAME: Bolide advances the initiative order.
Round Fourteen - Init 18.
It is now Morgan's turn! Kaelyn is next!
Morgan leaves the sphee where it is as she looks to grab a dear to put it on the bonfire properly
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+15: (6)+15: 21
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+10: (10)+10: 20
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+14: (7)+14: 21
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d20+14: (1)+14: 15 (EPIC FAIL)
GAME: Smythly rolls 1d10+14: (3)+14: 17
"...you! You are falling! And being purged!" There's twin strokes of the hammer and Smyhtly looks pleased as the Satyr gets thrown to the ground by the force of the blows. He hears a strange sound behind him and he spins arouhnd to see a rearing goat, tongue waving wildly in his direction along with an entirely disturbing scream, just as it vanishes.
Morgan stops as she relises as her spheer would burn down the inn, but she goes back to the burning tree to see what she missed.