Difference between revisions of "Lady Sandiel"
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Lady Arwenieniallwehn Sandiel is a frolicsome elf with great, swaying hips who hugs trees and who lives in a vampire-ridden manor. She for years has been accused of being somewhat demonic in nature despite her tendency to donate to orphanages.
Oh. And the tree-hugging thing.
"Ode to Sandy"
by Alteri
- She wheels her wheelbarrow, through streets that are narrow.
- Her barrow is narrow, her HIPS are too wide.
- And where ever she wheels it.
- The neighbourhood feels it.
- Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side.
- I don't mind her fat butt,
- It's not only that, but...
- She's cockeyed and musclebound Sandy Stallone~