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Most recent rumors are on the top.
   
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===Kirday, Hattanan 31, 1020===
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====Shrouded Wings!====
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Alexandria is finding that more came from Dragonier than just survivors. Whispers in the Underworld, and a few other places, persist that alongside the shattered families of Dragonier were pieces of its shattered government.
   
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One of them is rumored to be the remains of its once-vaulted secret service, Shrouded Wings. If this is true, it would explain how they'd remained hidden so long.*
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==Recent Rumors==
  
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===Ceriday, Khael 27, 1016===
  
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====Escaped Animals====
  
   
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What is known of Shrouded Wings? A spy organization whose honor was inspired by the once world-famous Dragon Knights. They at one point, functioned at the upper levels of the Dragoneri government.
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An event in Am'shere results in the arrival of several members of the explorers guild of Alexandria into the area. The explorers who were called forth were tasked in capturing six large creatures and one colossal insect that have escaped their perimeter.
  
   
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The Shrouded Wings may bring change to Alexandria's tumultuous underworld.
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Of the six large creatures that have escaped, one was accidentally killed. The rest, including the colossal insect, were incapacitated and returned to where they came from.
  
   
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Maybe.
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For more information, please look for [[Corra]], [[Kravar]] and [[Benthus]].
  
   
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Or at least, what's left of them. The once-proud organization is like Dragonier itself: the barest shadow of what it once was, though perhaps, more legendary for all that.
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:Posted by Benthus
  
   
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OOC: We'd like to welcome Shrouded Wings to the Tenebrae family! The Shrouded Wings are former Dragoneri secret service, though like all Dragoneri survivors, they stand on a precipice. Unlike similar organizations, the Wings are inspired by honor, with skills in disguise and information gathering rather than lockpicking and stealth. ...now of course, they're on a shoestring budget, and their former contacts, their resources, their way of life, has faded away alongside their nation. And of course, every group in the Underworld hates every other group in the Underworld.
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===Korday, Khael 25, 1016===
  
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====Sandy Claws and Brutolph====
  
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"It was like any other adventure, till that brute of a red nosed reindeer rose up with eight other reindeer... There was Basher and Cancer, Dander and Pigskin... Foppet and Lupid, Boner and Ritlin. But do you recall, the biggest reindeer of all... Brutolph the red nosed reindeer..." Or so that is how the war golem artificer known as Vroole was singing it around town for the little kiddies. Yes, yes he did give them all names even as nearby in the market they were roasting them up for all to share. On and on he went talking of Frosty the snow demon and Sandy claws and how he will never come to town again.
  
   
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How they will survive? If they survive? Is up to YOU!
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:Posted by Vroole
  
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===Kesenday, Khael 5, 1016===
  
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====Weather Incoming?====
  
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It's a crystal clear, chill evening in the Temple of Eluna, and an elderly Seer sits before the crystal-clear pool that never fails to show the stars above, no matter the weather. Her iron-grey hair flutters around long, pointed ears as she sprinkles a powder around the edge of the pool, then chants several lines in the sibilant Sildanyari tongue, spreading a hand over the pool. After a moment, it begins to glow softly, the powder vanishing from around it; it appears to be ... waiting.
  
   
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Details here: [[:Category:Shrouded_Wings|Shrouded Wings]]
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Satisfied, the woman lowers her hand, tucking up her heels next to her, and asks the pool, "What will the weather for this coming sevenday bring?"
 
   
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OOC2: Looking for a story angle? The group only came to the spotlight due to the necessity of submitting a series of reports on Asumit and the abondment of certain Thulian shrines. Although the reports were sent anonmyously to the Alexandrian government, well. Whether you'd know this IC detail or not depends on your ties to various groups, so we leave it to your discretion and storymongering!
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In answer, the pool pauses, then flashes a bright, clear, pristine white, with nothing else visible. The image holds a moment, then fades away, leaving two or three others who had come to watch startled and the elderly Seer chuckling. "Well, then. I hope the acolytes know where the shovels are." With an effort, she gets to her feet, dusts herself off, and takes herself off into the recesses of the temple, leaving chatter of younger Seers and acolytes behind her.
  
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:Aldean
  
   
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===Gilday, Khael 3, 1016===
  
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====Damage Assessment====
  
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Concerns about the recent rumors on the deserters-turned-raiders at the war front have risen from the Temple of Althea. Sentinel Godwyn Sylvan has stated interest to find out if these rumors have any truth to them, and is thus looking to form a reconnaissance team to find answers. Make for the Temple District for more information.
  
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:Godwyn
  
   
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===Tariday, Khael 2, 1016===
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===Kirday, Hattanan 24, 1020===
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====Another Celestial Appearance====
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====Funeral Procession====
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The typical hustle and bustle of people in the Lower Alexandria Market District on the sunny early afternoon of Korday, Hattani 24th was set aside for a time as a procession of various people, mostly human, processed through the square lead by a Mourner of Vardama in full clerical regalia. Behind the cleric eight men in somber apparel bore a bier at shoulder height. Atop the bier laid a figure shrouded in pink and bedecked with a generous scattering of wildflowers. The scent of embalming spices carried on the light breeze. Behind the pallbearers followed a trio of professional lamenters, ostentatiously boo-hooing in flowing black robes and faces made up to exaggerate the appearance of profound grief. After them quietly followed with dignified gait a group of ordinary people dressed in the finery of grieving gentlefolk, one woman hardly restraining her apparently genuine sorrow for the dearly departed. As the procession passed, the public bystanders generally hushed, several of them doffing their headgear in respectful deference.
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Rumors about 'Paladin Training Sessions' apparently were not unfounded. A man was said to've created an obstacle course and claimed that he could help those present 'prove themselves' paladins. When actual paladins objected to this and began explaining the nature of the calling, he questioned them. Several people tried the obstacle course and failed, but the paladins, working together, were able to cross it succesfully. When they did, the host of the event revealed himself to be some kind of Celestial being of light and wings and soon vanished thereafter, according to rumor. Some speculate that this may have been the same Celestial being that was behind the Braggart's Tavern contest before it was taken over and renamed Steel Von Ironbrew's.
  
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:Whirlpool
  
   
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After the procession moved beyond the square, the normal hubbub gradually resumed, many whispering curiously about who the deceased might be and what might be the cause of death. Others speculated wildly, attributing it to an ancient curse, or a foul murder, or an accident. Among the rumors being bantied around, one seemsed to percolate through the idle chatter, however, claiming that a gentleman's daughter was heard to scream, but when the would-be rescuers arrived, all they discovered was her remains covered in a thick swarm of maggots. This assertion, although seeming to be becoming the general consensus has not been corroborated by any official statement.
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===Eliday, Quintoos 30, 1016===
  
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====Rumors from the War Front====
  
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Word starts to spread about one of Arendt's generals, Grey Gore. It seems he's been spotting a lot of omens that promise his defeat to Rune. An owl with the corpse of a raven in its claws. Grey Gore's personal weapon, rusted found in a bloodied personal banner of Grey Gore's. There has also been mentioned a spectre of death that seems to be haunting the man, wherever he goes. More than a few of his troops are starting to lose heart, and it's said that some of his troops have begun to desert. Even more damning, he's been unable to stop raiding in the countryside, unable to protect the people, and it's even being said that his troops are the ones doing the raiding. Grey Gore is losing control of himself, of his troops and Arendt is beginning to lose confidence and quietly starting to look for a replacement.
  
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:Tatyannah
  
   
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===Variday, Quintoos 17, 1016===
  
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====Justice or Vengeance?====
  
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Over the last week, several people - mostly those who are known for being minor magical shysters of the nastier sorts - have reported being stalked, attacked, and forcibly branded by a woman tattooed with the symbol of Eluna. Their brands are seared into their foreheads, and their wounds otherwise are just enough to subdue them for the branding. Complaints about subverting proper justice procedures have been made to the Temple of Eluna, which has promised to take the situation under contemplation.
  
   
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(OOC: Want to know more, get involved in the cleansing of the streets, or chastize someone for taking the law into their own hands? Contact Meihui!)
  
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:Meihui
  
   
   
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===Eliday, Quintoos 16, 1016===
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===Kirday, Hattanan 17, 1020===
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====Caldor Methis Found Alive!====
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====New round of Plushies====
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A new round of plushies are being shipped out to random children throughout the city of Alexandria. This time they are a themed as super heros!
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Rumors of the Councilman's death have been greatly exagerated.
 
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Each of them is dressed up in a costume and come with a piece of candy! The children are loving them and playing with them including ones such as..
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:Captain Alexandria (Svarshan)
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:The Incredibly Sandy
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:Dr. Cesran
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:...and many more!
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===Kesenday, Hattanan 11, 1020===
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====Goblin Prophesies End of Alexandri====
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From the crackpot file..
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The local constabulary report having briefly detained a goblin and dark elf whom are prophesizing the end of Alexandria in three weeks. However, despite a claim that ley-portals will open into the city to permit a Fel Army into the market both the Alexandria Artificer's Guild and the Templars of the Holy Sword have clarified that after extensive divination on the topic there is no threat to the city.
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And yet, sources reported just this morning that bands of adventurers had been dispatched into the Fel Wood to search for signs of Ley Portals within the forest.
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Snarkie's Casino in Gobbertown has been offering 10,000:1 odds against the end of the city with Snarkie himself having said, "I invite anyone who believes this prophecy to come on down and enjoy their last weeks of exsistence! Bet on whether or not we'll survive and if we don't you could die a rich man!"
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===Kirday, Hattanan 10, 1020===
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====Cutscene: Undoing an Invasion====
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[Exterior - Alexandrian Market - Alexandria]
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It's an hour before dawn. The expansive lines of stalls are mostly deserted save the odd-merchant who has arrived early to setup and the handful of night's watch who patrol the ground. A small Gobber wanders the lanes between the stalls and is followed closely by one of the guardsman whom seems unnaturally enthralled with the fellow's activities.
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"What if, there were no ley portals," Vomitdreg's hands work nervously together his pitched nasally voice a coarse whisper, "What if, there were no brain slugs. What if, we don't have to wear pink on Wednesdays.."
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He stops suddenly and with an unsteady hand he opens his coat. A tiny pair of glowing orange eyes glare upward from their place within the large pocket that has been sewed into his garb, "Did it work, Zeroltheluz?"
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''No.''
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Vomitdreg's face twists with concern, "So, there are ley portals?!"
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''Maybe.''
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"What if, just this once, /you/ fix things?"
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''No.''
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The goblin closes his jacket in frustration. Tiny fingers reach into a component pouch hanging from his belt to produce a pinch of salt which he ingests. Knitting his hands back together to resume pacing, "What if, there were no ley portals.."
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===Ceriday, Bernfleur 14, 1020===
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====Rumble at the Ox====
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Tavern brawls are seldom noteworthy in a town like Alexandria, they happen ever night almost. Some taverns might actually have scheduled ones for specific nights. However the rumors coming out of the Ox have to be heard to be believed.
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"There was a giant woman there! She sung dirgies on her drum and was covered from head to toe in /blood/. How do you even wear blood!? She flung a man though a wall with her spite alone!"
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"Well I heard there was a mighty warrior wizard involved! He tore the chandelier off the ceiling with his bare hands and summoned bolts of lightning!"
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"Well I heard there was a sinister Mul'niessa there! Must have been an assassin or somethin' cause he was askin' all about that wanted girl! Maybe he's the one that did her in and is lookin' to cover his tracks!"
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"I heard tell there was a barmaid there was a right valkyrie there! Weildin' her tray like a tower shield to protect the beer!"
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"Oh that lass is a proper hero she is."
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"Proper hero, aye. She even refused a drink afterwards!"
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(All rumors subject to massive exaggeration by many drunken patrons!)
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===Kirday, Bernfleur 12, 1020===
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====More?!====
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'...it was /her/ all along!" declares on reader, her eyes narrowed.
 
 
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Mereth didn't abandon Dandy, or Jyrana it turns out. There's a new, shadowy figure in play...at least according to the latest Crimson Pen fanfic. Yes, fanfic. This one however, proports to be written by an "insider to the tale!"
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In a brief statement issued by the Council of Alexandria, Caldor Methis has been located alive and returned to the city o f Alexandria by brave heroes who faced the fearsome Obsidian Syndicate, that had attempted to kidnap the councilman while he was attending to diplomatic business within Bludgun. Swift conemnations of the criminal organization by both governments followed. Caldor has been seen about town, sporting a very bad limp, but moving under his own power. No doubt these public appearances are to put to ease any who might doubt the story.
 
 
 
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It hints at a new villian. A figure in a cottage, her skeletal hands about an apple... a real lich of a woman, as it turns out.
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Of course, that's just the official story.
 
 
 
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Mereth, the manly hero of the Crimson Pen's work, suffered a terrible fate--fans thought--at the hands of the trecherous Jyrana, who was jealous of his love for Dandy. Mereth's death caused an uproar in Alexandria amonngst fans of the Pen's work for weeks, over the loss of his beloved, hirsute figure and his flexible pecs.
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<<Questions can be ICly directed to Solace, Verna, Corra, Moonshadow, Rhodes, Godwyn, Kiroth and Constantin, as they all mysteriously returned to town around the same time for the keen observer! >>
  
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:Whirlpool
  
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====Adamantine Found!====
  
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The coffers of Rune have received a much needed inflation of gold, as well as their war supplies having been bolstered. Indeed, an unknown quantity of Adamantine has been located by the city-state and is alrady beeing forged into the instruments of war to use against the so-scalled Iron Tide. One Runish Blacksmith can be heard to say, "Iron beats copper, Steel beats iron, and Adamantine carves them all to pieces."
 
 
 
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...could it have been this...lich...all along? Could Mereth have sacrificed his heroic manliness in a last-minute defense of Dandy AND Jyrana? Perhaps...as the author suggests...to protect an unknown love child??!
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He thinks he's clever.
 
 
 
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The author promises more tales to come, of this nefarious wi--lich, this "Granny Mandiel!"
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At any rate, Rune has received a much needed boost from this.
 
 
 
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And who is this strange girl with wings on artwork associated with this story?! Who can say? The answers to these questions, and more, will be resolved soon enough... assuming the completed fictions contents don't continue to leak like this. Either way, anticipation is building!'
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<<For a look behind the official story, talk to Jareth, Kerbasy, Verna, Ssylrath, Benthus, Aurala and Azog. >>
  
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:Whirlpool
  
   
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====The Secure Panacea Wants You!====
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====Wanted Poster====
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A conversation overheard from a group ofGossipmongers clustered around a poster recently hung up on one of the bulletin boards of the Hope Theatre, stamped with the official seal of the Metropolitan Theatre Company of Alexandria. Depicted upon the parchment is a portrait of a woman that theatre goers and several denizens of the city would find familiar: Rori Lee, one of the theatre company's understudies. The scroll indicates that the woman is presently missing and a modest reward is being offered for information of her whereabouts.
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The Secure Panacea, Khazadi trading company, is looking for adventurers who might be interested in helping them delvier a caravan of much needed supplies onto the frontier!
 
 
 
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Gossipmonger 1: Tends to happen to the pretty ones, doesn't it? The poor lass.
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They are looking for several, reputable individuals. If you're interested, please contact the Guild of Explorers with your qualifications.
 
 
 
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Gossipmonger 2: Wonder if it's connected to the incident the other day at the Warehouse Ward...
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<@Mail Whirlpool>
  
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Gossipmonger 3: Eh? What do you mean?
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Gossipmonger 2: Heard that there was some trouble at one of the guardhouses, something about a fire that wasn't a fire, and someone paid to have a prisoner held so he could murder her, himself!
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Gossipmonger 1: What?! How terrible!
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Gossipmonger 2: It's insidious business alright, and apparently, one of the guardsmen was in on it. Cousin of the Goldstone Brothers, word is they've been blaming hits on their caravans on the Mul lately and turns out they had a Mul in custody.
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Gossipmonger 3: But what's that got to do with the missing understudy?
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Gossipmonger 2: That's the confusing part. Apparently the understudy, or someone who looks like the understudy anyway....Captain Fullbright of the Alexandria Guard credited her for exposing the guardsman's corruption and after that happened, a riot suddenly broke out and the corrupt guardsman escaped! Seems like too much of a coincidence, innit?
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Gossipmonger 1: I heard the Goldstone Brothers are denying any involvement, though. Something about how their cousin had been trading with their name for years but he was never actually part of their operations?
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Gossipmonger 3: Still, can't deny there's something fishy going on with all of that. I mean, now someone responsible for turning the guards' eye towards them is missing? There /is/ such a thing as too much coincidence, you know...
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(OOC: I'll be in Cabo for a few days, returning Monday. Send me a @mail if you have questions! Shivani and I will put something together when I get back.)
   
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===Variday, Bernfleur 09, 1020===
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:Whirlpool
  
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====Damn Nusiance====
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...damn nusiance," is overheard among merchants traveling from Khazad Duin. Some of them report a greater amount of theft when traveling from under the mountain. Some suggest increased attacks by muls, while others blame different, undermountain groups. The blame of muls is hardly surprising--the mul are well known parasites of khazad goods and merchantry. Either way, there is a minor stepping up of guards in that area.
   
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===Variday, Quintoos 10, 1016===
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===Eliday, Bernfleur 08, 1020===
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====A Door in Rune====
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====Mereth Writes?!====
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Starting with those fanatical fans of the Crimson Pen's legendary tale of betrayal, romance and death, there are rumors of a new tale! One written from the perspective of the famous, and oiled-pec Mereth, Alexandria's own heart throb! When it will be released is anybody's guess but it's causing a certain buzz. Naturally, Alexandria's literary elite is turning up their nose to this, but it hasn't stopped salons from gathering, nor rumors on the street.
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Earlier today, a door opened in Rune. No one knew what it was for, or where it went, and that's why adventurers were sent through it. The door lead to some sort of extraplanar location, where an obelisk dedicated to a Kulthian stood. Being brave adnveturers, it was said that they toppled the obelisk. Worse still, apparently, the bones of those who built were immured within. The door is said to be destabilizing, much like the pocket plane it leads to, but not before the Vardamans were summoned and the bones of many ancient individuals were retrieved for proper burial.
 
 
 
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Mereth originally featured in the Crimson Pen's Trio of Romances series, involving the demure Dandy, the wicked Jyrana, and the marvelous Mareth! Mareth of course, found himself ultimately betrayed, in the Pen's wickedly written love tragedy...or was he?? Did Jyrana betray him, to gain Dandy's favor? Was it Dandy's plan all along, or did Mareth ever, truly die? Some fans have always denied the latter--that he was too marvelous, too flex-tacious to simply perish!
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<<For information, seek out Aevarr, Korrani, Belladona, Aldean, Fa'lere and Dragomir! >>
  
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:Whirlpool
  
   
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===Korday, Quintoos 6, 1016===
  
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====Harvest Festival Announcement====
  
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Talk of this year's Harvest Festival is beginning to spread around the Lower Markets. A general invitation to the Temple of Althea for a grand feast, for example. Soon enough, word should begin to reach the rest of the city.
  
   
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(OOC: Visit the Temple of Althea and speak to Godwyn for more details.)
  
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===Tariday, Quintoos 4, 1016===
  
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====Volcano Calms in Dran====
  
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The volcano that had erupted recently in Dran just as suddenly stops it's huffing and puffing. The rains of ash that plagued the land and more have ceased and things have calmed down. A little. The Dranei force are still busy, thankfully for Rune, and it seems to've bought the beleagured city state time that it has needed to bolster its defenses and resupply.
 
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The Piarliament of Rune continues to deny any involvement in the eruption while the so-called 'Iron Tide' continues to point fingers in their direction, claiming the timing was the work of wizardry and a clear indication that the wizards of Rune must be brought to heel.
 
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In other news, preparations for the summit between Khazadi and Stormgaard's leaders are proceeding apace, with the final details in the process of being worked out.
  
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===Variday, Rhaltaas 20, 1016===
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===Ceriday, Bernfleur 07, 1020===
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====Hunter's Call====
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====More Plushies?====
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The "Blue Bloods" courier service has once again been comissioned to send out another wave of plushies. This one a set of all the greatest heros of Alexandria in heroric stances or forms. The new set includes Kneeling and Praying Svarshan, Rainbow Dragon Sandy, Rightous Fire Kore, Lucky Lucy, Karate Action Aya, and various others, including variations on the others.
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The High Hunt honors [[Gilead]]...and its celebrations explode into a world of culture and variety. The [[Egalrin|egalrin]] in their elder days celebrated it under the auspices of [[Caracoroth]], as scourges of the skies. Today it may take the form of spiritual hunts and sky dances, guided by their eldest shamans. Or for the warhawks among them, a confrontation against old blood--old traditions versus new in the darkest hunt of blood and talon and kin against kin.
  
   
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People have also noticed that each Plushie is unique, slightly different then another. Each one has a tag with a number, and a letter next to it. Excitment has quickly risen as there might be a hidden message being sent with the plushies if one could gather all the letters and numbers.
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The [[Sildanyar|sildanyari]] have always celebrated it; their rituals go back to their race's birth, to the time when Gods walked upon Ea and the sildanyari's fae blood ran strong. [[Cosmology|Quelynos]]' unending forests opened before them and their blades of light stood against the blood hordes. For a night, legend says, they touch upon this ancient power and honor their histories. (Though, for [[Mul'niessa|mul'niessa]], it may be a time of mourning or mockery...through Taara's curse, no such light comes to them). The [[Sith-makar|sith-makar]] celebrate it with tribe-wide hunts against [[Am'shere]]'s terrors, eradicating threats to their tribal lands, and the [[Oruch|oruch]] with the beat of hunting drums in the Hound's honor, the air filled with their full-throated hunter's cries.
  
   
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===Kesenday, Bernfleur 06, 1020===
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Among the druids, legend says that the Hunt lessens the barriers between the [[Faiths_and_Pantheons#The_Green_Word|Green]] and the every day. Tales circulate (how true they are, no one can swear to) of pathways glimpsed to wilderness unknown, where forests run forever and great beasts thunder beneath the skies...for some among them, a pale and ghostly stag leads the way, and the hunters may do naught but follow.
 
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====Pumpkin Problems====
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As heard in the beauty salons of Upper Alexandria's Nobility District, in hushed whispers and nervous giggles:
   
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Elmyra leans in, whispering conspiratorially to Beatrice, "Is it really as big as they say it is?"
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Among the [[Myrddion|Myrrish]], the holiday is more well-organized, with honorable targets chosen for the greater good. Among the [[Stormgarde]], endurance and survival are achievements of the greatest hunters, in contests and hunt-gatherings that take place in the mountains' coldest depths.
  
   
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Beatrice offers a sly grin in return, answering in the same conspiratorial whisper. "I saw it with my very own eyes! It was the biggest I've ever seen! You wouldn't believe it! I didn't even think something that size would fit!"
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Though celebrated worldwide, there has never been one way to do so. The High Hunt honors Gilead, it honors the Wild...with traditions both new, and those which trace their lineage to beginning times.
  
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Against them all stands is Caracoroth, a force who would end with blooded claw everything the Hunt embodies. His forces stand ready to slake the divine fields with hunters' own blood, to turn the tide against Gilead and turn its power towards His own means.
  
   
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Several of the patrons feign looking shocked, averting their eyes -- so that they can hear better*
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OOC: This month, we invite you to run your own High Hunt, as well to bring RP to the grid. Explore and invent traditions, tales, and stories, sing the Wild Song, and ready your bow. The High Hunt officially occurs on the 31st, but feel free to celebrate it any day this month, via the power of Dramatic Time.
  
   
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Elmyra pretends not to notice the eavesdroppers. "Do you think it was magic? It has to be magic. That can't be natural."
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===Gilday, Rhaltaas 15, 1016===
  
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====Spiders Found Outside Temples, Gnomes Charged with Reckless Artificing====
  
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Brundle and Fythe company was pleased to announce their new shrinking ray!
 
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Naturally, the two gnomes invention was a complete disaster and enlarged a pair of spiders to gigantic proportions. While there were no casualties and the spiders were swiftly squashed, Brundle and Fythe were still taken into custody on charges of Reckless Artificing.
  
   
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Beatrice just shrugs. "I have no idea. Maybe it's just a blessing from the gods?All I know is that everyone in town is supposed to be getting a piece of it."
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:Whirlpool
  
   
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One of the patrons starts fanning herself, color rushing to her cheeks. It's probably a good thing she's already sitting down.
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===Eliday, Rhaltaas 12, 1016===
  
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====A Poster Appears!====
  
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Just having recovered from the Sendor War and the Time of Troubles, Alexandria faces a new foe in the form of Heth, in the form of Arendt. Its economy struggles to react and its populace waits on a precipice.
  
   
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Elmyra's eyes widen. "Oh myyyy. How do you think it tastes?"
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That is why the gnomes have decided to help out.
  
   
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Candice, the beautician, whispers harshly, "Elmyra! That's not a question that you ask in polite company!"
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Known for their cheerfulness (as well as unfor--*delete delete delete* fortunate fortunes in local silver mining), the community of Happy Valley has come together with the Alexandrian Council to sponsor an unofficial Week of Heroism! Celebrations are encouraged, tales will be old, and dancing and drinking will be had and done, all in celebration of Alexandria's accomplishments, the heroism of its denizens and their brave deeds!
  
   
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Elmyra looks confused, turning to look at Beatrice. "Since when are giant pumpkins inappropriate subjects of conversation?"
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Posters have magically appeared--as though by gnomish famous illusionary magic! all over the City announcing this. Some of them are animated; all of them are colorful and festive.
  
   
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"Pumpkins?" The other women lean back in their seats, looking a little disappointed. "What are you talking about?"
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So celebrate with us this week, raise a mug to Angoron, and a toast to what makes Alexandria great and good! Or at least what makes it fun!
  
   
  +
Beatrice rolls her eyes at the other women, sighing deeply. "This morning! They rolled in a giant pumpkin the size of a house! I thought the wagon was going to snap in half right there, the way the wood was squeaking. And those poor animals. Not to mention those -- 'adventurers' that came back with it. The whole mess of them looked like a sorry lot, like they just got back from a war. What could have been so hard about loading a giant pumpkin into a cart?"
   
  +
Elmyra shakes her head. "You just can't find good help these days," she drones, flipping through the latest edition of Prestigious Moon's catalog. "Didn't you ask them where it came from?"
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===Eliday, Rhaltaas 05, 1016===
  
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====Demon Loosed!====
  
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It was a tpyical day at the Soldier's Defense, with people streaming in and out to conduct their business, when a group of adventurrs fresh from some sort of exploit lost control of a demonic creature they'd captured. Rumor states it was quickly recaptured by several more adventurers who hapepned to be on scene, resulting in a scene like out of a greased pig contest with people trying to dive and grab it. Magic was evnetually used to bring it under control. But what could people want with such a creature, and why keep such a monstrosity alive?
  
   
  +
"Well, I -tried-," Beatrice answers in kind. "One of them was kind of bringing up the rear. A tsuran, I think. He had the bluest eyes. Anyway, I walked up to him, and he pointed a -stick- at me! Said --" Her voice gets a few tones lower, and gruffer, "Lady, I swear by all the gods of the Holy Order I am -not- in the mood today."
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:Whirlpool
  
   
  +
"Did you report him to the guards!?!" asks Candice.
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===Tariday, Daeshen 30, 1016===
  
−
====Adventure Scout Troop====
  
−
Overheard by the washwomen of the city gathered to do laundry:
  
   
  +
"Did you file a complaint with the Guild?" asks Elmyra.
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"Did you hear that Lady Sandy has agreed to be the Den Mother of the local troop of Adventure Scouts?"
  
   
  +
"Do you think he's single?" asks one of the women in the back. All eyes turn to her, disapprovingly. "What?!"
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"No I didn't...who are the Adventure Scouts?"
  
   
  +
After a moment of uncomfortable quiet, Beatrice continues. "Anyway. Apparently, one of them's trying to make a giant pie out of it, from what I hear. Supposedly, the whole town is getting some, though I doubt even a pumpkin that size could feed the whole town. You'd think it would have been easier to just buy small ones. I hear the fields are coming up in record time lately!"
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"Well I heard that they are a newly formed children's group that teaches children how to become adventurers one day."
  
   
  +
===Kirday, Bernfleur 05, 1020===
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"And Lady Sandy is leading them?"
  
  +
====Something afoot with a Sunblade====
  +
"Didjas see that Sunblade at the temple thie mornin' Urg?"
   
  +
"Sunblade? Dook, you know I ain't got time fer no hoity-toity priest o' no dragon! Why am I gunna be lookin' at a Sunblade?"
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"Yes, she has agreed to be the Den Mother."
  
   
  +
"No you Lulgijak! I mean da one what's been goin round with Mayhem's sister. Whassername?"
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"Did she start this group?"
  
   
  +
"Oh yeah, Murda. Yeah, I seen him a'fore, why?"
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"Oh no...supposedly the children themselves did it after finding a Handbook in the library by the Most Famous Adventurer in all the World, Baron Alfonso Escabardo Gallient, esquire."
  
   
  +
The orc lowers his voice a bit and says, "They 'us bringin in a wagonload o' stuff last night. Glick tole me about it. Said he seen him and three others unloadin a wagon with tools an' equipment. Look like they 'us cuttin up some boards fer somethin."
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"I've heard of him; he's more famous than Steel Von Ironblood!"
  
   
  +
"What was they cuttin 'em for?" this one leans in and lowers his voice conspiriatorily, "Was they makin furniture or somethin? They already got all them gold lookin lights and stuff in there and Orl tole me tha other day that someone seen Murda in there lickin 'em a while back. I tole Orl he's fulla -"
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"When does this group meet?"
  
   
  +
"NO you nummy! They was cuttin boards up fer signs! Now shuddup an listen!" Dook glowers and snorts, "Look like they 'us postin up a bounty or summat. Then this after lunch, Kazid came in from out on a hunt, said he seen vellums board-posted ever mile on the tree lines near the Fel, warnin about Demons."
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"Three times a week at Lady Sandy's store, Prestigious Moon, now called "The Den" by the Adventure Scouts."
  
   
  +
Urg's eyes are as big as saucers, "I doan truck wit no demons Dook. Not no more. Ever since great uncle Trang got caught by one what turned him into a dead thing still servin the demon. Thas bad juju Dook, you go pixie snatchin on yer own until them demons're dealt with."
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:Cesran
  
   
  +
"But...how'm I gonna make pixie paste if'n ya doan come wi..."
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===Eliday, Daeshen 28, 1016===
  
−
====Summit!====
  
−
As everyone knows, the Khazadi nations have become a seat of powerful, mercantile interests. It should be of no surprise to anyone that negotiations between nations continue, even in these dark times. Hailed as a break-through, Lord Ygfried Hamergostd, the high ruler of Stormgard itself, is said to be travelling to the Khazad capital of Khazad Duin itself to meet with the High King of the United Dawrven peoples. Stormgaard has a great bounty of goods to trade, they say, and the economic development that the Khazad could help bring to the frozen north with their caravans could benefit both realms extensively. Some whisper that the Jarl is facing restlessness amongst the councils that constitute Stormgard's lower bodies of government and that has helped to prompt this move.
 
−
 
−
No official date has been yet set for the summit, but it will be the first time in this generation that such a meeting has taken place.
  
   
  +
The conversation trails off as the two orcs move on down the street. A few other similar conversations can be heard around other parts of the city. The Sunblade in question has been known to frequent the Fernwood.
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===Gilday, Daeshen 24, 1016 ===
  
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====Disaster in Dran====
  
−
Dark smoke fills the Dranei horizon and whispers of newly erupted volcano and a river of magma bursting from the earth and tearing through the countryside are rampant. The destruction of a nearby Dranei foundry and the evacuation of surrounding villages are causing some to point and whisper that the mages of Rune were behind it.
 
−
 
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Statements from Parliament deny such accusations and point out that Dran has always been a vocanicly unstable region, and offers of assistance to the civilians of Dran are open ended to those who wish the aid of the Parliament in easing the suffering caused by this eruption.
 
−
 
−
This has greatly eased, for a time, the pressure on Rune's front lines as large number of forces have pulled back in the wake of the disaster, but all indications are that this is only temporary.
  
   
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===Tariday, Daeshen 23, 1016===
 +
===Kirday, Eatonis 29, 1020===
−
====Touch of War====
 +
====Chief Engineer's Report: Airship R====
  +
Orally delivered to the Skyguild and recorded by the scribes:
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Rumors come swirling from the port city of Tashraan, across the sea from Alexandrai in the deserts of Veyshan. An entire family of merchants and their household came under attack and many members murdered in a brutal attack. Such warfare is often common in Tashraan, but it's the rumors of why that draw Alexandrian ears. They say that the merchant house, the HighHold Trading Company, were in negotiations to deliver supplies to Rune with representatives from that beleagured city-state. It is thought likely that the attack o nthem was a deliberate effort by forces acting on the payroll of the Iron Tide to intimidate those who might deal with Rune as well as to remove a potential player from the board.
 
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−
Bloody reprisals are now on-going and bodies are being left in the streets and alleys of Tashraan. Again, not an uncommon thing, as Tashraan is said to be a hive of scum and villainy of all manner on the same level as Vandalheim, but this time it seems to be all about the war in Rune.
  
   
  +
Chief Engineer: "...yes, sir, that's correct. The ship was safely recovered, though not quite as intact as we'd hoped. It'd seen a bit more action than we thought, but we got the thing to fly alright. That wasn't the hard part. The weather was against us from the start. Wagons got stuck a few times, but we made it there. But that's when the monster showed itself."
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===Tariday, Daeshen 16, 1016===
  
−
====Minor Arrest====
  
−
Several lucht were seen this last eve involved in a theft from a costume shop. Though apprehended by the guards, the theft appeared to be mostly in drunken, though good, spirits and an attempt to, "Show old Garsten some!"
  
   
  +
Guildmaster: "So the damage was caused by a monster attack?"
−
They were apprehended by a pair of guards, one of them a sith-makar who was, according to quotes taken at the time, "Sstudying the lawsss of Alessandria."
 
   
  +
Chief Engineer: "Eh... not exactly. The ones we hired on to help guard our workers... well... they tried, sir, but I think they were a little green. The one on the horse took awhile to get his bearings, but he stuck the thing pretty good. The ones with the bows put more holes in the ship than the monster. One of the ones with the sword, well, she spent most of her time trying to get her sword back out of the thing. And the goblins -- well -- we're not really sure what they were doing, but at least they didn't set the thing on fire again."
−
The lucht are currently being held at local cells.
  
   
  +
Guildmaster: "...so the hirelings caused the additional damage? And we -- paid these people?"
−
:Lahar
  
   
  +
Chief Engineer: "Well, sir, we didn't lose any of the mechanics, so there's no death benefits to pay, no retraining time. All in all, I think we came out ahead."
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===Variday, Daeshen 15, 1016===
  
−
====Battle Indecisive====
  
−
In what some are calling a victory for Rune, a recent battle was fought to standstill against the Dran forces in the abandoned village of Ortha. Dran forces are said to've pursued the Parilamentary Guard into the abandoned village and attempted to smoke out the defending force before being engaged and driven to retreat. Several prisoners were taken, and many more Dran were killed in this defeat. The Runish Parliamentary Guard is often though to be little more than an untrained militia, and thus, this victory is thought to be signfiant, if small, in proving that they can be an effective fighting force.
 
−
 
−
Rune has recently asked for more of its mercenary forces to take an active role in training the milita.
 
−
 
−
That said, the battle itself did have high casualties for the Guard, and thus, some others are sauing it's simply a sign of a contiuing lack of a decisive victory for either side.
  
   
  +
Guildmaster: "I think I've heard enough. I'll sign off on the recovery bonuses. And let's keep this quiet for as long as we can. We have a reputation of competence, after all, even when hiring outside help..."
−
:Whirlpool
  
   
  +
Chief Engineer: "Of course sir. Complete discretion."
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===Gilday, Daeshen 03, 1016===
  
−
====Rumors on the Streets====
  
−
Two interesting rumours today. Firstly there was something of an incident at the infamous Goblin house of ill-repute, Ma Rosey's. Apparently local Goblinoid Criminal Two Toes was confronted by several large and well armed people about some kind of debt. After some destruction of property they seemed to reach some kind of agreement without any further violence.
  
   
  +
===Tariday, Eatonis 27, 1020===
−
Secondly the temple of Althea seems to have had a small influx of orphans, brought in by Sentinel Godwyn. Grubby and malnourished they are being looked after by the clergy there.
  
  +
====Plushies for all the Children!====
  +
Courier have been busy all over town, delivering to all the children of the city cute little plushies. The plushies are of a Mul'niessa noble woman wearing bright pink dress and mini umbrella, one of Sandy, one of Svarshan, and various other well known figures around town. The courier service is not fully aware of the client, but the money is good and the plushies appear harmless.
   
  +
(This is relation to the Chaos Lich plot, feel free to bug Sandy or Svarshan ic about this! As most of the dolls are about them, or me Astaren)
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:Yngvild
  
   
−
====Call for Stories!====
 +
===Ceriday, Eatonis 24, 1020===
  +
====Strange occurances====
−
Lelian continues her quest to document the War and the effect it has had on people. She is willing to pay a small amount to hear your stories and record them for the future.
  
  +
For the past few days, there have been strange gargoyle-like statues all over the city of Alexandria, mostly upon higher up structures such as the various temples, the castle and even the Adventurer's guildhouse.
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−
OOC: I'm almost always available for RP M/W/F during the day, T/Th and weekends are kinda iffy. I may be on, but doing other things. So, if you want to do an interview, just ping me. Or send me a @mail with a story.
  
   
  +
The past night, however, a group of adventurers walked back into the city with a moss-like gargoyle bound up in a wagon. The statues of gargoyles disappeared while the moss-like gargoyle had been turned over to the Yggdrasil Union for study.
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:Lelian
  
   
  +
For more details on what happened, speak to Leisel, Hun'rar, Garak, Magnus, Kisaiya, Kira or Raethon.
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===Ceriday, Callem 30, 1016 ===
  
−
====They Call Him, "The Skipper"====
  
−
They call him 'The Skipper' now. A child, can't be any more than ten years of age, is now regularly skipping and prancing his way through the lower trade district. It seems he can't move in any way/ but/ a skip. One moment he was moving along nicely through the district and the next... he was skipping to and fro while screaming about how he couldn't stop. He's been spotted a few times since then, still skipping along with a not-so-merry look on his face.
 
−
 
−
It's the third such unusual malady to strike a child in recent days.
  
   
  +
===Kirday, Eatonis 22, 1020===
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:Whirlpool
  
  +
====Continuing Buildup====
  +
The Alexandrian Airstation sure seems busy these days!
   
  +
...and a whole lot of those ships seem to be military grade... MErcenaries, privateers and Alexandrian naval forces seem to be building up for *something*.
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===Korday, Callem 28, 1016===
  
−
====Disaster Averted in Rune!====
  
−
It was towards the end of another long day in the bleagured City State of Rune when the top floor of the tower of the School of Enchanting was engulfed in what appeared to be green hellflame. While this event quickly ended, reports of some sort of demonic attack on the school went far and wide.
 
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−
The Parliamnet quickly issued the following statement:
 
−
 
−
"Treachery most foul nearly befell Rune tonight when a traitor to our ranks, a minor wizard by the name of Arnus Shagan, unleashed demons in an effort to decapitate the school of enchanting through clever manipulations. Shagan is now to be formerly tried for his crimes punished appropriately as per the rules of Rune. He had hoped, as all traitors do, to gain some monetary reward for his actions from Arendt. It would appear that no base treachery, no vile plan, and no scheme is too low for the enemy confronting Rune. Where has the fabled honor of the Dran gone when they back those would ply the trade of demon-summoning?"
 
−
 
−
Shan is being held in an 'undisclosed location'... which probably means he's not even on this plane anymore.
 
−
 
−
<RP with Orion, Cressida, Alice, Zlegvog, Laefwyn and Alakton for more details!)
  
   
  +
===Variday, Eatonis 19, 1020===
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: Whirlpool
  
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===Tariday, Callem 26, 1016===
 +
====So Called Training====
  +
That so called training mission? I heard it was a full fledged military operation. Someone is trying ta stir something up. Something about lost spies or some-such trying to map the north or steal something important to the fiends. Bad mojo all around you know. I tell you one thing, the people that came off some of those ships weren't injured in any training exercises thats for sure!
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====Strange Malady====
  
−
A child has been taken to the temple of Althea for a strange malady that's afflicted him. His voice has gone from the normal voice of a child to a rather... high pitched squeaky voice. It's very unsuual and most everyone seems to find it amusing, but the clerics of ALthea seem rather stumped as to how to treat it.
  
   
  +
====ALEXANDROS TAKES TO THE SKIES!====
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:Whirlpool
  
  +
Once again the brave sons and daughters of Alexandros take to the skies to train for the protection of their families and loved ones. Brave soldiers today successfully completed Operation Eastern Reach, meant to familiarize soldiers with the operation of our proud and effective airship fleet. One of the sharpest swords in our arsenal of defense the powerful Virtuous-class ships were a sight to be seen as they moved near the border of Skald. As much to train the crews as to remind the demonic forces to the east: that we are always watching and always ready.
   
  +
So look to the skies citizens! Enlist today!
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====Unusual Smell====
  
−
Rumors emanate from the Orphanage that a particular child has developed a most unusual smell. None of the othr children can stand to be around him. Any number of baths appear to be doing nothing to wash the stink off. "It's almost as bad as that rodent vendor," one is quoted as saying, "but not quite that bad."
  
   
  +
===Kirday, Eatonis 15, 1020===
−
:Whirlpool
  
  +
====Missing Children?====
  +
"Did you hear about those missing children?" The voice whispered, not wanting it to travel too far - fear running around the edges of the words.
   
  +
"Who hasn't? It's nearly an epidemic. Thank goodness they're not disappearing within Alexandria." A sigh of relief to punctuate this, and then a lean in, "But did you hear that they were all seen with a 'white puppy' before going missing?"
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===Kesenday, Callem 22, 1016===
  
−
====Evil Plot Broken in Goblintown====
  
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Though the exact situation is unclear, apparent agents of the treacherous Hobgoblin clan known as 'The Garnaks' were located in Goblintown and their treacherous plan foiled! The Alexandrian Intelligence Operations are taking credit for the deed, declaring success in the effort against the minions odf Thul, and dismiss all reports to the contrary that a group of adventurers stumbled into them by sheer dumb luck investigating a phony kidnapping.
  
   
  +
"No, I didn't hear that. Oh that's creepy."
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:Whirlpool
  
   
  +
(OOC: This is a rumor to go along with the plot: The Missing Kids. See Talia, Morgan, Taleth, Kore, Monahi, Deak, or Sorscha for more information.)
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===Korday, Callem 21, 1016===
  
−
====A Call for Stories====
  
−
Fliers and a bit of news around Alexandria bring the following:
  
   
  +
===Tariday, Eatonis 13, 1020===
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''Lelian, librarian and scribe, wishes to record the stories of those affected by the Dran-Rune War. She would like to hear from soldiers, refugees, prisoners, diplomats, and even regular civilians. These stories will be collected and recorded as a reminder of what transpired in this time.''
  
  +
====A Subtle Tension====
  +
"...you're certain of it?" The two priests sat in a darkened room, papers laid in front of them.
   
  +
"Yes. That business with the shrines is just another nail in the coffin. The alliances are shifting. I have my money on that business with Heth as the cause of it." A sigh, "I just thought we'd have more time."
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OOC: I am not sure how I will RP out any interview scenes, but I'll think of something. In addition, you can also @mail me your stories. I am planning on editting them and putting them on Lelian's wiki page.
  
   
  +
"Are the marriages still going on?"
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IC: (because I am lame and forgot this until after I had put a bunch of stuff in) Lelian is offering a small amount of compensation for peoples' time.
  
   
  +
"Three, in the last month, and more before that."
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:Lelian
  
   
  +
Silence fills the time, a look exchanged between them.
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===Tariday, Callem 19, 1016===
  
−
====News from the Front====
  
−
Word of new magics comes down from the northern front. It seems that Rune's magi, armed with new and terrible incantations, have managed to hold firm against Dran's advances in the north. Even though the flow of casualties back to the capital seems unabated, they no longer talk about pulling back.
  
   
  +
"...great," the first one says, at length. He drops into a nearby chair, and rubs at his forehead. "We're hearing the usual propaganda from that corner, I take it?"
−
In other unrelated news, an airship heading southeast from Volstengrad claims to have seen a great white winged shape venting it's anger against the upper slopes of the Sky Curtains. Naturally, it didn't approach closer.
  
   
  +
"Aye, about being misunderstood, Taara being the faith of personal empowerment and choice, freedom to choose. Maugrim being... Unfairly stereotyped and about self-esteem, honor, and respect. All of that. It isn't anything you don't hear out of Charn, normally. It's just effective--"
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(If you're curious, Alice, Orion, Cressida, Duncan, Renfrey and Rhar may know more ICly -- go find them on the grid)
  
   
  +
"--because on our side we have people who want things better. I get it," the priest says, closing his eyes. "I'll start talking with my own, help them identify that sort of doublespeak. Fighting for what's right, just, and good, doesn't mean we're stupid or ignorant of their rhetoric."
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:Hippieclasm
  
   
  +
"If alliances are firming up again with the old guard, there'll be stronger grabs for power. More effective slave routes, more experiments. More pressure on our allies, maybe on Myrddion to get their sh--to get themselves together. It's too soon to tell the extent of what this means. But, we may see a stronger Charn before this is done."
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===Variday, Callem 18, 1016===
  
−
====Vandals strike Tarien's temple!====
  
−
Vandals struck the Temple of Tarien, according to some reports. Well, reports might be giving the tales a little too much credit. More like tavern rumors and jokes told over campfires by followers of Coyote. Nothing was taken and no permanent damage was done, mostly just a mess and some graffiti. It seems rather than getting upset over the incident, Tarienites are split between taking it as a poorly thought prank - though still a prank and therefore something the Laughing One would approve of - and an excuse to spruce up the 'old and already stale' furnishings that haven't been replaced since the last celebration.
  
   
  +
"How many marriages have there been?"
−
An impromptu investigation by Rhar, Jibbom, Tatyannah, Aenyn and Nicolai soon discovered the culprits. A band of young orphans who are no doubt headed for lives of poverty or banditry. Their punishment is...to be taken in and taught how to pull pranks and to rob people more effectively.
  
   
  +
The one priest looks to the other.
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Tarienites.
  
   
  +
"I hoped that I was wrong. Yeah."
−
:Nicolai
  
   
  +
"Maybe we let them think good is stupid," the first muses. "Let their egos fill in the rest. ...let's keep this quiet, for a little while. Get the word out."
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===Tariday, Callem 12, 1016===
  
−
====Plant Pirate Pizzaz====
  
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A group of adventurer's were contracted by an../honest/ captain to seek out something that his former /honest/ captain had left behind. It seems the captain had hidden something on an isle and while it was discovered where, they were not having much luck getting onto the isle. THe adventurer's undertook the job and set to the isle. There they were beset upon by plant pygmies, but those were narrowly able to be defeated and from there they entered a deep dark dank cave. Well things did not go too well, as it was slippery. There was a fall, a fight, and a nasty belching plant monster. They made it out but there are plans to return eventually and try again.
  
   
  +
"Mm, the quiet approach. I get it."
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(For info seek, Lothos, Lyrana, Dur'ankar, Autumn, Grumpins, Selerik, and Smythly. Brought to you by Zlegvog plot)
  
   
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The acolyte, overhearing, hurries away.
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:Lyrana
  
   
  +
OOC: Rumors like these are growing among the faithful. Quietly, but there's a growing sense of wariness. The marriages referred to are between members of the Maugrimite and Taaran temples and faithful.
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===Tariday, Callem 12, 1016===
  
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====Goblin on a Bear====
  
−
Smyhtly, the so-called Goblin Paladin of Reos, was seen reutrning to town on a...bear. Those who spoke to him say he claimed to want to be like his hero, 'Lady Cinnamon', and that his new friend, 'Muddy', was quite the smart (and apparently harmless, or so the goblin'd have you believe), bear. They were soon seen at the fish market. Buying a lot of fish, of course.
  
   
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===Ceriday, Eatonis 10, 1020===
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:Smythly
  
  +
====I Just Needed Tha Money...====
  +
The Watch has accosted several bandits who were in it they say, because they "Just needed tha money." A post some weeks ago advertising gold paid for corpses, and two for a child's, wasn't taken seriously.
   
  +
...by most locals. However, it's inspired some hopefuls. Enough, the Watch says, that they'll be seeking help with the matter. We'll publish more as this develops.
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===Kesenday, Callem 08, 1016===
  
−
====Infernal Fire?====
  
−
Last night, a fire broke out near the Lower Market. Details are unclear, but at least one local was seriously burned, and several members of the Guild of Explorers were burned in fighting the blaze. There are unconfirmed reports of a demon involved, and word has begun to circulate of another demon cult in the city.
 
   
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OOC: This ties into the Chaos Lich arc!
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<<Cesran, Jenner, Klythos, Mikilos, MoonMoonVuk, Svarshan, and Talazia may provide additional details.>>
  
   
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===Kesenday, Pryntar 16, 1020===
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:Mikilos
  
  +
====Arwenieniallwehns Adopt!====
  +
The Tribune is pleased to announce the adoption of the young Avelia by Lady Sandiel and Lady Myrana Arwenieniallwehn. The adoption was observed by two practitioners of faith, both of Daeus and Eluna, and subsequently blessed. The legal paperwork was signed and filed by a mage of the Progressive Arcanists.
   
  +
Welcome to the world, young Avelia!
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===Kesenday, Callem 08, 1016===
  
−
====Pet Engineer====
  
−
It seems that there was an emergency. An airship went down and its engineer hadn't been heard from. A group of adventurers were called upon to seek out what had happened and return the engineer if at all possible. The group gathered together, led by the tracking skills of Rhar, they eventually made it to where the ship went down and then tracked to the location of the engineer. Once there they discovered what no one expected. The engineer appeared to be the pet of a grey render. Through libral use of stew laced with prunes, the grey render was rendered out of the picture and the Engineer escorted home. He got lucky though cause for a moment it looked like the render might follow the poor engineer home.
  
   
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===Eliday, Pryntar 11, 1020===
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(OOC: this was from Totally Tuesday Spontanaity plot, any questions seekout Rhar, Benthus, Lyrana, Selerik, Grumpins, or Silverwing.)
  
  +
====Daughter of Dragons====
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A particular avid reader of the Crimson Pen with great hair has recent been able to put together clues from the writing that Lady Sandiel (a woman who used to go by the name Sandrake'ial'unatha before coming to Alexandria) used to be engaged to a dragon! See, her name was actually a direct reference to the draconic blood she too has as it turns out that her grandmother's aunt was actually a chromatic dragon and that blood passed down to Sandy through a twist of fate. Her name Sand DRAKE is a literal from the trade language, with -ial meaning daughter of, and unatha is niece. So you see, she's really the niece's daughter of a real dragon!
   
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====Alley Makeover====
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:Lyrana
  
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Last night there was a strange commotion in the Lower Market, starting with a number of refugees and homeless being forceably evicted from the alley where they had taken shelter for the night. Under implied threat of violence, the unfortunate victims were escorted to a nearby inn, were they were provided with warm rooms and hot stew.
   
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Shortly thereafter a large gang of ruffians and ner-do-wells descended upon the alleyway, with carts of likely stolen and illicit goods. Though lights could be seen from the site of the crimes, large tarps had been errected to shield the miscreants from prying eyes. Though the Watch was alerted, they were unable to summon sufficant forces to safely approach during the darkest hours of the night. At this time there is no word if the Guild of Explorers was contacted.
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===Korday, Aestry 31, 1016===
  
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====Murder in Rune!====
  
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In the middle of the night, a large group of guards were summoned to a home near to the wall in the city of Rune. There, they quickly surrounded the small, unassuming looking cottage and far more of them, according to rumor, went inside than could possibly fit. This is not exactly out of the question in a city like Rune.
 
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Immediately thereafter, the word spreads the Transmuter Korgan was found murdered in his home last night. As a member of the Parliament of Rune, he was apparently on the Subcomitte for Internal Security. His murder raises serious concerns, and has set the city to a restless edge.
 
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...well... more of one, anyways.
  
   
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Morning light has seen the crime scene scrubbed clean of evidence of what exactly transpired. Also scrubbed clean were layers of dirt and grime, as well as the removal of accumulited trash. There is also a fresh coat of paint, with several of doors and windows to the alley repaired or replaced. One can only imagine what sort of villain would clean and repair one of the poorest parts of the city without fanfare or warning, leaving the poor souls who live there warm and well fed.
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:Whirlpool
  
   
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===Gilday, Aestry 30, 1016===
  
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====Refugees declare: Ogres, Worgs...====
  
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It seems that a group of adventurers recently were contracted to help evacuate a village before Dran forces could get too close. The group arrived and the evacuation was started. Just before they got into the clear a group of bugbears and worgs attacked. They were led by an ogre. It was close, the worgs kept tripping folks but eventually they took them down. The Sling is truly a mighty weapon. Only a couple refugees were killed most made to safety.
  
   
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===Kesenday, Pryntar 09, 1020===
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(For Information talk to Corra, Lothos, Alakton, Laefwyn, or Lelian)
  
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====Huh What?====
  +
There are a few whispers that there was things were happening at the Lower Trades Market. The problem is, the closer people get to the market district, the less people remember what happened.
   
  +
One thing that CAN be confirmed, however, is that people heard gunshots and there are signs of a fight there.
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: Corra
  
   
  +
Kore and Arisha have the full story, but Celeste, Deak, Walery, and Kaelyn have a few recollections of the fight, but not why they were there.
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===Variday, Aestry 21, 1016===
  
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====Renewed Trade with Veyshan====
  
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With food prices spiking, trade with the Veyshanti has become more important, which is why it was a relief for many merchants to hear that the trade routes across the sea have resumed with no further loss of ships. Recently, a few had dissapeared along the usual route from Tashraan, but it would appear whatever was causing that has ended.
 
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While Alexandria does not buy food from Veyshan, obviously, and is in fact considered the 'breadbasket' of much of it's immediate area with it's strength of agriculture, the resumption of obstructed trade should help offset the increase in price.
  
   
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: Whirlpool
  
   
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===Eliday, Aestry 20, 1016===
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===Eliday, Pryntar 04, 1020===
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====Attempted Kidnapping in Rune!====
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====The Frigate Revenant====
  +
A new frigate pulled into port a few days ago along with a brig that was running escort. Both ships looked to have seen some heavy fighting, and the frigate looks to taken the brunt of it. Soon after arrival carpenters were enlisted en masse to fix up both ships and make them seaworthy.
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The famed(???) Professor Fizzulefuse was the victim of an attempted kidnapping by constructs. Some speculate that they were, of course, of his own devise and that the project went awry, but such things could never happen to the famed Professor Fizzlefuse, right?
 
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Right.
 
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At any rate, they were defeated, and the Professor moved to another inn.
 
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No one is blaming Dran for the attack.
  
   
  +
While this alone is worthy of a rumor, and the fact that forty some-odd men and women of different race were escorted off the Frigate, it's not just that which has piqued interest. Rumor has started to travel like wildfire that this was a Charnese Naval vessel - the Revenant.
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
   
  +
Did Alexandria just attack a Charnese ship?
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===Eliday, Aestry 20, 1016===
  
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====Denouncement of Rune====
  
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An angry letter from Arendt is making the rounds, loudly accusing Rune of murdering it's own civilians and trying to cast the blame on Dran's forces. He openly blames Rune for the event and swears that any and all civilians who wish to surrender to the Dran will be treated with mercy and honor, as well as given a chance to start a new under Dran's rule.
 
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Naturally, this fine bit of propaganda is earning many scoffs within the walls of Rune, and raucous laughter in Alexandria, but for those caught between the warring powers, it might just make letting Dran roll over them seem a bit more tempting.
  
   
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(OOC: This is in relation to the plot: Inmost Sea-capades. See Kore, Amythyst or Kaelyn for more information. Additional legwork can be made, I will respond to any/all as quickly as I can.)
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
   
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===Eliday, Firetide 1, 1016===
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===Ceriday, Vhast 27, 1020===
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====A Successful Hunt====
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====Engagement at the Fernwood====
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Conquerer Ravifan announced his engagement to a young, though well-ranked Shadowveil, Aritha Korivani. "We're quite happy," the Conquerer said as the happy couple made the announcement at the Fernwood. "While we realize it's an unusual step to be open about our marriage, we do so in the hope it will help others understand us."
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The tracking party that set out after the disruption at Mictlan returns with a trussed up Lucht. Seems they caught whoever it is they were after.
 
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OOC: Questions to Sslyrath, Solace, Azog, Lorien, and Radek.
  
   
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"Such openness is long overdue," Aritha Korivani added, noting that similar arrangements are happening across Ea.
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====Something's Brewing!====
  
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"Mead? You call that a mead?"
  
   
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How...wonderful!
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"Better'n yours!"
  
   
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===Kesenday, Vhast 26, 1020===
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"MY MEAD IS MADE ONLY WITH THE FINEST HONEY. I feed me bees no less than 10 proof," says the second brewer more modestly, as she pushes back a mane of khazad-true hair.
  
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====New Art Installment!====
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The Artificer's Guild is pleased to announce another addition to their Paintings of the Future! collection. The recent installment includes a painting of a future, artifice-enabled prosthetic.
   
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Visitors are encouraged and welcomed at any time during business hours to experience these Visions of the Future!
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"Oh! And I feed mine 15!" goes her opponent, obviously lying, but the debate is thick now, and the stories soon grander.
  
   
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===Tariday, Vhast 23, 1020===
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Such are the debates on the streets... /something/ is (haha) brewing. With the coming of summer, the khazad are breaking out the summer ales and even whiskeys, topping the latter off with mixes flavored by bloodstone and deepcrystal and newfangled...they whisper...
  
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====Roadside Banditry on Paws!====
  +
Travelers along Alexandros' northern roads towards Blar will be pleased to experience greater safety in the days ahead. A group of bandits that have been harrying caravans have been dispatched by Alexandrian adventurers. One of the bandits was even brought back for for trial.
   
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The small but growing community of Dragonier refugees and Arvek Nar also received a boon in the way of supplies, as the adventurers were able to both return supplies that had been taken, and also donated some of the surplus that was given to them for their work. What wasn't given to the Adventurers in payment was divvied up between the Community, the temple of Serriel, and a new charity called the Animal Care Kennel (or ACK! for short).
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...ice. Soon more easily obtainable, for cold, chilled drinks under summer's heat. The rumors hint, in a few overly-vocal, khazad debates.
 
   
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===Kesenday, Vhast 19, 1020===
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It's a /rumor/. But the heat already over the Alexandrian metropolis has more than a few excited...and more than a few local merchants looking over their shoulders, at more evidence of the growing power of the khazad empire.
  
  +
====A Bitingly Good Time?====
  +
After a late-night drinking event gone wrong, two druids got into it and ended up summoning a tornado. Alexandria being on a peninsula out to the sea, this quickly picked up sea creatures and debris.
   
  +
In other words, a sharknado hit Alexandros' shores late last night. The involved druids are understandably chagrined, and are spending hours in community service cleaning up the mess.
   
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===Kesenday, Hattanan 30, 1016===
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===Kirday, Vhast 18, 1020===
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====Shenanigans Reported!====
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====The Sith-makar Empress to Mictlan====
  
  +
The Watch reported shenanigans yesterday at the great library. Reports suggest a summoning-or-other gone wrong. A multi-headed hydra appeared on the scene, rending precious, precious books and arcanists alike before finally being subdued by daring adventurers!
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Today, the Sith-Makar Empress took a trip to the holy site, a land of Dragon Bones, known as Mictlan. It was there that she spoke to those present to learn the history of the place and to bless the union between Alexandria and the people of Am'shere. It is also said that the Dragon Knight, Anise, was in attendance and that a Dran spy may well have been captured in the vicinity. No one in authority has confirmed or denied this, but a group of riders set off on an effort to track additional friends that might've been with this rumored spy.
  
   
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===Tariday, Vhast 16, 1020===
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====Drinking Contest Winner!====
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The Ox-Strength is pleased to report the winner of tonight's drinking contest, Captain Delra Coalsbrew! The Ox hosts drinking contests every night, or whenever patrons are desperate enough to--that is, whenever patrons are willing to take part of our damn fine brews!
   
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===Korday, Hattanan 29, 1016===
  
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====Sewer Work====
  
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There seems to be an unusual amount of work going on in the swwers lately. A whole lot more people than usual dressed in sewer worker's suits going in and out of it. Someone in the government is clearly up to something.
  
   
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====Brain Drain====
  
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While the Conclave has been broken for years now, there are a great many wizards who still feel some loyalty to the nation and city that birthed it.
 
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A great many sorcerers, wizards, and other dabblers in the magical arts are flocking to volunteer their service in Rune's protection, much to the chagrin of their former patron states.
  
   
   
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===Variday, Hattanan 23, 1016===
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===Tariday, Vhast 16, 1020===
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====The Madness of Angorites and Dinosaurs====
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====Forget Yuletide, It's Thultide!====
  +
Another crypt has been uncovered in Alexandria today that is sure to leave the denizens more than a little worried about what may be near their own homes. Citizens report sounds of cackling noises heard when passing by. Others suggest that behind the Watch's guardrails lie tombs of grotesque horrors! What originally was considered prime real estate and redeveloped by the luckless Kashani family is now sanctioned off by the Verdaman Temple and the Watch as a scene for Thulite worship the likes of which hasn't been seen in Alexandria.
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Angorites are mad.
 
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  +
Reports trickle in of other worship sites being uncovered, though the Tribune has been unable to verify these sources so far. Reports suggest some sites may be the hosts of ancient Thulian artifacts and arcane rituals. Others suggest that one may contain access to an ancient book of necromantic powers.
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Hiring Wizards to summon giant lizards from Am'shere /just/ so they could practice wrestling on them? /Mad/.
 
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  +
Several people witnessed adventurers going in and out of at least one site, which fortunately or unfortunately, may add credibility to the above reports.
 
 
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OOC: This relates to the Crypts plotline. Please RP with Verna, Serraphine, Heinrich, Gregor, Josselyn, or Arisha to get involved!
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Apparently, no one died. This is probably because there were clerics nearby.
  
   
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====Well, Sir...It had Wings. Sort of.====
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===Eliday, Vhast 14, 1020===
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====Sign Posted After Attack====
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Late--or rather, early this Variday saw a group of oruch were seen going from tavern to tavern. The oruch themselves were unremarkable...but the large, long-beaked bird-creature trailing along through the streets and behind them, well.
  
  +
In response to the recent raid on their ovens, Stoneworks' Calzone has posted a new sign:
   
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Calzones so good, even the Hells falls to temptation!
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THAT was a sight to see!
  
   
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Another sign posted adds: Smiting practice available after hours.
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The 'pterodactyl' was apparently (it turns out) a prank by some Tarienites, wanting to have some fun with the recent dinosaur wrestling event.
 
   
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====Demon Salsa====
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In light of this, the drunken rampage that occured an hour later (apparently those same oruch, but reports also blame it on gnomes; everyone blames it on gnomes) was almost overlooked.
  
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Do you like Spicy? Do you like to breath fire? Do you like to fight evil?
   
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Well we have the spice of all spices for you! Demon Salsa, the hottest dip around for all of your taste senses! Guarenteed to make your mouth burn and to breath fire! Endorsed by the famous paladin Svarshan! Come on down to the Golden Cookie Bakery to try our great variety of foods.
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Supposedly, though, it had something to do about baths.
  
   
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Disclaimer: Made out of real demons. If you feel the urge to do evil acts such as pillage, plunder, murder, steal candy from babies, lie, cheat, steal, conqure neigboring countries, take hostages, raise dead to fuel your evil empire with undead for their mindless obedience, or take change out of change jars at a service counter you may be being corrupted. Please consult your cleric.
   
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===Gilday, Hattanan 21, 1016===
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===Ceriday, Vhast 13, 1020===
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====Merchant Ties Cross Cultures====
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====Rainbow Dragon Illustrations Wanted====
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The Tribune seeks illustrations and accounts of the rumored Rainbow Dragon of Alexandria! We are partnered with the local Temple of Navos, who is offering a small reward for verified illustrations regarding this matter.
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"'Ey. Yeah, business has been busy, praise Truehammer. What with the war...I mean, it's not a war. But you know how it goes." The khazad-aul rubs at his beard. He watches one of the Am'sherians explore the shop. The sith-makar picks up an axe, then a blade.
  
   
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OOC: Sketch an image of the Rainbow Dragon for publication (stick figures count!) and send it in. Receive double GM Noms! Please email to: <login to game to see email address>. :D
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"You like that one? Black ash-forged. Passed down son to son, to daughter. Hah! Then to me! Legend has it--we forged Caracoroth's chains, you know."
  
   
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The sith looks up, eyes narrowing. "Sarasorothh?"
  
   
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There's an awkward pause.
  
   
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====Update: What a Response!====
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"Think I heard one of you 'scales refer to him as the Hunger Dragon." At that, the sith-makar's eyes widen, then narrow in speculation.
  
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The following illustrations are being added to the Navosian Archives. Thank you!
   
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[[image:sandy_dragon01.png|thumb|center]]
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He purchases the axe with a thanks to the 'ssoftskin', before making his way out again.
  
   
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Tales like this are becoming while not uncommon, at least less rare, with the visit of the Empress. The khazad, rightly famous for their goods and wares, have found business booming among local adventurers, and it's said the clans may be sending in another skilled craftsman or...three, to help spread the load.
  
   
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[[image:sandy_dragon02.png|thumb|center]]
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The khazad have never been shy about spotting a business opportunity.
  
   
   
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[[image:sandy_dragon03.png|thumb|center]]
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===Eliday, Hattanan 18, 1016===
  
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====Reports from Rune====
  
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No one ever said conquering Rune would be easy.
 
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The so-called 'Iron Tide' of the warlord Arendt and the Adomari Oruch are engaged in a brutal slugfest with the defensive forces of Rune. Early reports are that the cost in blood is high on both sides, though Rune's magical prowess has so far limited its losses -- but those losses it does suffer are far more grievous. And as news of high toll spreads, pradoxically, more warriors of Dran rush to join the fighting to be part of it's 'glory'.
  
   
   
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[[image:sandy_dragon04.png|thumb|center]]
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===Ceriday, Hattanan 17, 1016===
  
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====Wealthy Youth?====
  
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Recently, several merchants involved in the trade of arms and armor report attemots to purchsae weaposn by a large number of children, perhaps a dozen of them, who seemed incredibly rich for their age and street-clothes. This has resulted in several arched eyebrows. The few merchants talking about it indicate that they did not sell to them, themselves, but that no doubt someone did.
  
   
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====Light Show====
  
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Alexandrian military maneuvers and war drills, involving their airship fleet, were sighted around the Red Ridge Mountains rencently. Witnesses reports many strange lights and flashes coming from the mountains that night, but the government assures all citizens of Alexandria that this was nothing more than a routine military exercise.
  
   
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[[image:Sandy_dragon05.png|thumb|center]]
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====Arendt Speaks====
  
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The following missive is found nailed in several key points all over the city. It is apparently a missive from Warlord Arendt, commander of the forces that are marching on and are engaged in mighty battle with the nation of Rune.
 
   
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Citizens of Alexandria.
 
   
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[[image:Sandy_dragon06.jpg|thumb|center]]
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Know first that I am Arendt. It is upon my shoulders that the Gods have, in their infinite wisdom and through the course of destiny, bestowed upon me the privledge and obligation to lead our mighty armies into battle with with Rune under the leadership of the so-called Parliament of the Magi.
 
   
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Due to a lack of faith in the leadership of Alexandria, who cowers behind the walls of their Castellum and meddles in the affairs of nations which have no recourse against them, I have directly reached out to the people of Alexandria in the hopes their wisdom will allow them to see the proper course.
  
   
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[[image:Sandy_dragon07.jpg|thumb|center]]
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My grievances with the government of Alexandria are not grievances with it's people, for whom those of Dran and Alexandria have a great deal more in common with than they may realize. We have both persevered in the face of treachery, both stood against the darkness, and both sought freedom from those who would control us. Both have stood with honor and determinaion in the face of overwhelming odds and roared defiance against destiny itself when fate conspired to destroy it.
  
   
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There are, however, grievances against the government and ruling council of the Alexandros region. I shall list them and ask the people to consider them.
  
   
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1) The Ruling Council of Alexandria recently reactivated, during a period of great madness, the so-called 'Planar Disjunction Cannon'. Since it's reactivation, the Council has fired this destructive weapon not once, but twice.
  
   
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2) The so-called Azure Queen, a spirit of madness, was inhabiting the city at that time. Only the mad would think the reactivation of such a Kulthian weapon would be wise, let alone to use it. It is a sign of a lack of belief in the people of the city's strength to defend themselves from all comers that they would claim this is for defense. And we both know Alexandrians are stronger than that.
  
   
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====Slaves and Bombs====
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3) We ask you, then, to question why Alexandria has the Planar Disjunction Cannon in action and to fear for what damage it might cause. I am told that elementals appear in its vicinity in alarming regularity. The Council's mad grab for power puts the innocent at risk, where as in Dran, one can walk from one of the Khanate to another with nary a danger. Our strength sees to it. Your's would as well, if you were to embrace it.
  
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Just a heads-up. Atleti is looking into how to reverse the Charneth's latest trick, of turning living creatures into scarred bombs. He'll be at the celebration tonight if anyone would like to RP about it, or arrange to RP after.
   
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4) Alexandria has taken a dragon knight onto it's lands, despite knowing that these so-called knights are honorless curs in the thrall of their dragon overlords. Man is not meant to be subject to monster or beast. Dragonier paid for this with the life of most of it's citizens. Do not allow the Council to fall under the sway of such a creature, nor to hide criminals from Dran's hand of justice. We ask you, civilians of Alexandria, to pressure your council. Turn over the Dragon Knight to us so that we may verify that she is the one we seek. If she is not, you have my word that no harm will come to her by my hand or order. We have reason to believe that the Dragon Knight, this /criminal/ has been allowed in with the full knowledge of the Alexandrian government. They hide a fugitive from justice, and why? What /reason/ could your Council have to do this thing? Ask them. See how they respond.
  
   
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===Kesenday, Vhast 12, 1020===
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5) The diplomatic mission of Alexandria to Dran was nothing more than a pretext. They sought us out in the name of Peace, and gracious and honored as we are, we allow them to parley, without fear of a repeat of history. They attempted to assassinate us and, when that failed on account of our wisdom and preperation, attempted to flee, as honorless dogs always shall, into the hands of those who might shelter them in Rune. We immediately launched our invasion and laid low your 'diplomatic mission' that was not. Such an affront can not be allowed to pass without punishment. Your government meddles and then hides behind others who will need to shed blood for their crimes, scuttling our ongoinbg negotations with Rune for recompense over the death done in their name and Dran does not forget. This war is on the hands of the government's of Rune and Alenxandria.
  
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====Calzone Thieves!====
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Evidently the food at Stoneworks is quite amaising! Amaising enough that midget fire imps or something like it raided the oven there and stole a large number of cooking Calzone! Is this restaraunt so popular that other planar beings are starting to frequent the place? Rumor also has it that a few intreped adventuerers were able to drive these little creatures off, though many calzone were stolen in the process!
   
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===Gilday, Vhast 03, 1020===
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6) We do not declare war on you, people of Alexandria, as we've no wish to shed the blood of a strong and honorable people for whom we have more in common than they may realize. The strength of Dran will stand with it's people should they wish to take action and replace their leadership. Should, however, the people of Alexandria choose hostility and belligerance in defense of Rune, we will act. All who oppose our justice shall drown in a tide of blood and iron. We will have justice.
  
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====Stormgardian Disease Sprouts in Al====
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Readers of the 'Alexandrian Rummagepost' will be no doubt familiar with its recent spate of rumors, about a Miniature Yeti.
   
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<What follows is a copy of the Rummagepost's image, which appears to be a well-done illustration of Kisaiya in a large fur coat.>
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7) Heth. Know that we have another reason for striking Rune. In it's vaults, Rune has a great many magical artifacts and powers which it has witheld out of 'wisdom'. Cowardice, I say. The power of Rune could've been turned to save many Dragonieri lives, but they were deadlocked in pathetic debates over 'procedure'. How many /more/ Dragonieri lives could've been saved had the wizards of Rune been willing to risk their use? We will take this power of Rune, and it's might, and turn it towards Dragonier and do battle with Heth. This I promise. No more will the mighty hide in their towers and declare it wisdom when they do nothing. The elves would have you believe we have squandered an age of man. I say nay! The age of MIGHT will begin with our hands! I call on all who seek justice and to defeat the darkness of this world to stand with me.
  
   
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The 'Rummagepost' reports: Some people are trying to figure out exactly what it is this strange being might be. While some think it's just local Alexandrian, Kisaiya, having sprouted a bunch of extra hair for the winter through some arcane manipulations and esoteric hair spells, others say it's probably not a hair spell at all and indicitive of something much more sinister.
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:ANGORON and KOR shall GUIDE OUR HANDS.
 
   
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What the image represents not clear. The Rummagepost went on to report other possibilities, including the possibility of miniature yetidom.
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: For victory and honor.
 
   
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While normally it is not the practice of the Tribune to report on other papers' work, this report potentially concerns Alexandrian public health, and we thought it prudent to weigh into the discussion. We presented the reports and illustration to two separate experts within Alexandria.
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:ARENDT
  
   
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Dr. Pherbius Sand writes to us that this case is a warning sign.
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=====Responses to Arendt=====
  
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======Jeor======
  
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Any who frequent the gambling dens, bars or training arena will have a hard time not overhearing a boisterous giantborn in finery named Jeor. Comments include the following:
 
   
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"Yeterius Spontaneous is a disease that originates in the Stormgarde region," he writes us. "It comes on in the winter, and is usually associated with the lucht race. However, it has been known to strike other species."
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"Ardent is a coward! He openly admits his fear of the spell cannon and the good peoples of the city. He would try and compliment us and insult us all in the same sentence. Hes a small dog with a very loud bark who simply wants to add more problems to the ones we have." r r Anyone who wishes to delve further into these opinions or wager some gold on cards can speak with Jeor.
  
   
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When asked what Yeterius S. is, exactly, the reports we were given indicate that it appears to be the sudden and usually irreversible growth of hair all over one's body. In addition, the individual may develop a sudden, stooped-over position and be prone to grunts.
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======Fa'lere======
  
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You dare invoke the name of Angoron, when you restrict the freedom of another country? Invoke the name of the strongest of the gods, to strike down people clearly incapable of defending themselves, not once...but twice. You say we are a strong and honorable people when, before that, you accuse the ruling coucil, as well as the rest of Alexandria by proxy, of cowering behind it's walls!
  
   
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However, Alexandria has reported only one case of this disease so far, and we encourage citizens not to worry. However, if you do spot an individual with this condition, please report them immediately to the Soldier's Defense.
   
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===Gilday, Kael 27, 1019===
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Who are the real cowards here?
  
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====Assault on Mictlan====
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A Chaneth Noble mounted an assault on Mictlan in clear violation of Alexandrian territorial rights. Charn officials quickly denounced their activities, although only after word of the noble's failure had reached them. According to the few Charneth survivors that were captured, the entire incident was started because of the Alexandrian adventurers destroying the Merchant ship Aloft Seaker. Though a number of people have stepped forward to point out that the Aloft Seaker could very well be the Oft Sea, a notorious pirate ship and known slave runner of sith-makar.
   
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The attack on Mictlan was repelled by a number of adventurers and local tribesfolk. Elisabeth, the unshakable. Raethon, the quick of wit. Nadara, the wise and sure. Bors, the destroyer. Ilmig, the brave. And a newcomer, Atleti, the Avenger. These six are the heroes of the hour in Mictlan, saving the town and serving as the backbone to the repelling force. A banquet is to be thrown in their honor, and the Speaker Caste is reported to be honoring them specifically at it. According to sources, the Speaker Caste are something of diplomats, and only appear at special occasions.
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It is clearly not Alexandria. They have clearly more strength that Arendt to even seek peaceful negotiations in the first place. Alexandria opened their hand to Dran, and Arendt for peace. Instead it was met with a closed fist. Only a TRUE coward attacks when someone offers peace.
  
   
  +
Amongst those at Mictlan prior to the attack were Durrankar and Un'eth, two druids of well reknown who safely aided a number of wounded of Mictlan out of the area prior to the Assault. Without their influence the civilian casualties at Mictlan would've been far more substantial.
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ARENDT SPITS IN THE FACE OF ANGORON WITH HIS LIES!
  
   
  +
Tensions between Charn and Alexandria have risen again, though neither side is willing to take blame for any of the events leading up to this. Charn officials were unwilling to offer opinion on the creation of the Sith-makar suicide bombers seen being sent into Mictlan prior to the attack. The Sith were said to have scars that slowly etched onto their skin like a curse that diminished their health, and upon death exploded. If you see any Sith-makar with scar-like markings who look unwell, inform the Watch immediately.
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======Azog======
  
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A rebuttal to Arendt's posting is placed by several of them. The first is nailed deeply, a few of the rest are stuck with glue, possibly by hired poster hangars. The text is almost certainly that of a hired scribe.
 
   
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OOC: This is part of the Silver and Sith arc!
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"The words of Arendt of Dran have some lies to them, and that calls the truth of the other words into question. But some things may be true, and we of Alexandria are owed answers.
 
   
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It is said that the Dragon Knight slew the Warlord of Dran, Arendt's predecessor, under a flag of parley. This action is contrary to honor and has not been disavowed by the Dragon Knight. This story has been told by many sources, and none have denied it. The truth of this matter is of importance because many of Arendt's actions would be justified by revenge for that treachery, if it is true.
 
   
  +
===Gilday, Kael 27, 1019===
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I do know that the diplomatic mission to Dran was not pretext. It was foolish, shortsighted, ignorant of Dranei honor, and effectively meaningless even beyond the events that transpired, but it was not a pretext for treachery. And I know this because I was there. The Alexandrian diplomat was killed in lieu of the Dragon Knight, who would not allow justice to be done where all can see. However, the airship was taken by Arendt's order; his troops were not sent to stop it but were aboard as passengers, flying under an Alexandrian flag to catch Rune at unawares. Arendt's accusation that the government meddles in foreign affairs and hides behind adventurers who shed blood for them is true, though it is not relevant to the issue.
 
  +
====Troll Attack?!====
  +
Late at night on Gilday, Khael 20th, talk was overheard in a few local taverns of a botched robbery attempt. Some say that the target was a larger-than-life statue of Lady Sandiel wrought in brightly polished silver wearing a rainbow-patterned miniskirt destined for display in the City's new museum. Others say the silver statue was a nude of the famous Professor Hieronymous Fizzlefuse destined for a special place in the boudoir of a lady in Alexandria's Nobility Districe who shall remain nameless--unless the Crimson Pen sheds further light. Anyway, rumors tell that a band of Alexandria's famous adventurers scared a troll with a politician's talent for stirring speechs into jumping off the northern highbridge in defense of the peculiar cargo.
   
  +
===Tariday, Kael 26, 1019===
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The statement that the war is on the hands of Alexandria is of course propaganda as much as the peace attempt was, and just as meaningless. Dran's war is a war of conquest and honor, but Arendt does not believe Alexandria understand Dranei honor, and I think he is right in that. So these words may be his way of offering peace with the rest of the city once the Dragon Knight is brought to justice.
  
  +
====Storms Storm in Off the Coast====
  +
Ships report odd weather this time of year in the Inmost Sea, with a storm that raged far stronger than normal. In fact, it was almost akin to a summer storm it was so strong and violent. Trade was upset for several days until finally the weather cleared up.
   
  +
Rumor has it, the storm was supernatural in nature and caused by agents of Charn to disrupt trade. Alexandrian merchants, as well as its adventuring community, are up in arms about the underhanded nature of such an act. Charn denies the allegations, or cites that if they can't hold Alexandria responsible for sinking of the merchant ship--Alexandria can't hold them responsible for this.
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So, if the Dragon Knight will stand up rather than hide behind Alexandria, who suffers for her alleged actions, then the truth of matters may be seen and judged by those of honor. Only when that is settled may Arent be dealt with justly."
  
   
  +
One thing is for sure, tensions are running high between the two nations.
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======Svarshan======
  
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Underneath some of these fliers, a second one is posted. The writing is shaking but carefully done. The style looks slightly Myrrish though only nominally. It reads:
  
   
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OOC: This ties into the Silver and Sith arc.
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The mouth of Arendt speaks, and says that Dran wishes to punish Dragonier.
 
   
  +
====Small But Growing====
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They say Dragonier dishonored them.
 
  +
A small community on the outskirts of Alexandria has started to erect longhouses, stables, even a small market. They're a mix of Arvek and refugees from Dragonier. The refugees used to be staying near the Museum until they were brought into the community of displaced Arvek from Blar. Since that time, the new community has grown and the spirits are high. A common chorus of uplifting one another is heard and--in some cases--said as a near mantra.
   
  +
Several adventurers have also helped settle them into a new place of living. By assisting with paperwork, feeding those in need, teaching them how to care for their horses, among many other avenues of assistance. The people seem to be making something of themselves out there, and their community is slowly growing because of it.
−
Yet, Dragonier is dead. We see with our own eyes this truth. Its people starve. Its children cry out in blood and terror. They walk our streets as skeletons without names or homes.
  
   
  +
OOC: This ties into the Oasis plotline.
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Dran has had its retribution. It has won utter destruction of its enemy, its enemies' children. It has won utter destruction now and for the future. The children of these children shall have no home and no people.
  
   
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Yet perversely, it still hungers. Arendt -craves-.
  
   
  +
===Variday, Kael 18, 1019===
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Caracoroth must speak from the maw of Arendt. For when he speaks, Arendt's hunger knows no bounds and its truth lies before us in its baldfaced starkness.
 
  +
====Ship Attacked in Hextus!====
  +
A ship recently was attacked in the Charn city of origin and port of harbour, Hextus, by so-called vigilantes out of Alexandria. The attack was carried out in broad daylight with no attempt to try and conceal identities.
   
  +
Bounties have been placed on the heads of these four individuals (sketches of Orenthal, Ilmig, Amythyst, and a black-robed robed priest) for the destruction of a merchant vessel within the harbour. The vessel in question, Aloft Seaker, was a known ship for carrying goods through out the Inmost Sea, including to Alexandria.
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Arendt, we name you the Hungry Maw, who seeks the blood of children. You bear the fire of the Blood Wolf in your gaze and you seek to devour the world around you. You wear the lust of Kor and the guidance of Hunger.
  
   
  +
It is unknown why they decided to destroy the ship. However, the vigilantes managed to avoid authorities in their escape.
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Beneath it is signed, in reddened ink: 'And all shall belong to the jaws of Caracoroth, the eternal hunger. His ache knows no bounds; may all the nations of man be crushed beneath his jaw and digested unto his stomach. Red oblivion awaits them.' - The Book of Hunger, year 014, writ during the Years of the Sword
  
   
  +
Statements from Charneth authorities say that this premeditated crime is just yet another obvious attack on the Charneth way of life by the city across the sea. Alexandria has disavowed all knowledge of such events, claiming such acts are the responsibility of individuals, or perhaps the ship captain was just drunk.
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======Crow======
  
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(Posted in a few public places, written on simple paper without decoration)
  
   
  +
The Watch is currently seeking statements on the location, or any information relating to the above individuals or the act.
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Citizens of Alexandria,
  
   
  +
OOC: This relates to Kisaiya's PrP, Silver and Sith!
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You probably don't know me. To some, I'm a familiar face. To most, I'm a stranger in your city who follows strange ways many consider outdated or mere superstition. That's fine. All I ask of you is your time, and simple consideration.
  
   
  +
===Variday, Kael 18, 1019===
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Many words have been said by Arendt and others in regards to the actions taking place outside of Alexandria. I won't take the time to repeat them here. You already know what's said.
  
  +
====Letter to the Editor====
  +
From one Alexandrian to his brothers:
   
  +
This infringement on the Charneth way of life is just one in a line of such events. It is my belief that the servants of Maugrim and Taara are misrepresented within this city. His discipline, which would have prevented such lawlessness, is sorely needed!
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What you might not have considered is this: War is ugly. This is a fact of life that many are familiar with. Some of you have probably even served in a conflict of some nature, and have a firsthand understanding of exactly what is meant. The fact that we are on the precipice of engaging a foe that is intelligent, determined, and powerful only adds to the potential for ruin, should we engage this hastily.
  
   
  +
Rumors that this reckless event was tied to slavery and predation is surely unfounded, and a product of years of bias. Taara, who is the right hand of Maugrim, espouses personal freedom and individuality. Would one hand cut off the other? No, I say. They are two parts of a whole, a whole who denounces this act of lawlessness, and an act that cost an honest captain his livelihood at the hands of vigilantes!
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Alexandria was not involved in this in the beginning, from what I've come to understand. It was brought into this by the actions of others. We were not given a choice in the matter then. But we have a choice to make now.
  
   
  +
It's for the good of all, crimes like this should never go unpunished, and this bias against our faith and culture--a culture dating back the same founding years as Myrddion--be addressed.
−
Alexandria already suffers greatly. As a caretaker of the land, my first duty is to -the land-. Not to those of a political affiliation, or those of a particular religious ideology. And I ask you now to consider the consequences for -the land- should Alexandria engage this man.
  
   
  +
:- A Maugrimite in Alexandria
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The Felwood is a growing threat, a place of chaos and disorder that seeks to spread and continue twisting the existence of the land around it. It's been kept in check by the diligent efforts of those like myself, those who take an interest in making sure that this affliction doesn't spread. The strength of the natural world around it seems to be one of the things that keep it from growing.
  
   
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OOC: This relates to Kisaiya's PrP, Silver and Sith! Also, have an opinion on the above? We'd love for you to send in articles and letters to the editor!
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But that world is now being threatened with war. With smoke and fire, sword and blood, chaos and madness. These are the things that feed the wounds created in nature. These are the things that could cause its growth to become unchecked. And that's only one of the many slings and arrows that could befall this land if we go to war.
  
   
  +
===Variday, Kael 18, 1019===
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I'm not saying that those who believe we should go to war are wrong. I'm not saying that those who don't support war are right. What I'm asking of you is this: consider, for a moment, if the problems of strangers are worth the risk to your land. This land. Your -children's land-. The Warlord is described as a monster, but the man is clearly not mad. He's cunning, and ruthless, and determined. He's raised points that should be considered before a decision is made, answers that must be found before you can, in good concience, decide if the risk is worth the reward.
  
  +
====Re: Letter to the Editor====
  +
Dear Maugrimite in Alexandria,
   
  +
It is regretful that such an event happened at an otherwise safe and lawful area. Hextus is known for its safety and the security of visiting merchants. I am sure like you, that it has never housed a pirate in its existence, and nor is it a haven for them.
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I implore you not to act rashly in this. Weigh this decision carefully. The future of many generations could be at stake, and in the years to come, they will ask the most important question: Why is the world we've been given in the state that it's in?
  
   
  +
Likewise, it is doubtful that the event was tied to slavery, or stolen goods. Charn has never had a history of such matters.
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How do you want to be able to answer?
  
   
  +
Signed,
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With All Respect,
  
   
  +
I wasn't there, but even I can tell you're full of it.
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:Druid Crow
  
   
  +
Note: This letter was slightly edited by Tribune staff. We replaced the final word in the signature with the more appropriate 'it.'
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======Ssylrath======
  
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Posted in response to one of the Warlord's messages:
  
   
  +
===Eliday, Kael 10, 1019===
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Which is it? Is Heth the prime threat that Rune should have been fighting to save Dragonier from, or is he a just punishment for Dragonier's sins? How is invading Rune, the prime target of Heth's depredations outside Dragonier, just retribution for an act taken by an agent of the former Dragonier government?
 
  +
====Bugfestation!====
  +
Someone, apparently, tried to smuggle Am'sheri bugs into Alexandria.
   
  +
The guards had been tipped off, it seems, accounting for very, very long lines at the gate as they attempted to find the supposed smugglers. Eeven more strangely, the bugs had been smuggled into several wagons unbeknowns to their drivers and they were let loose near the gates, resulting in numerous swarms of beetles, dragonflies, bitey bugs, and, of course, spiders. Always with the spiders.
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If Heth is such a threat then ally with Rune against him. Bring your combined arms to bear and Heth will be defeated. No, instead you strengthen Heth by trying to destroy his enemy.
  
   
  +
While many were destroeyed, there is concern that quarantine efforts have failed to keep Am'sheri wildlife from getting to this side of the portal and renewed calls to either find better security or finally close it.
−
Ssylrath of Am'shere
  
   
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======Stjepan======
 +
===Kesenday, Kael 08, 1019===
  +
====Treasures Recovered!====
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It seems that someone has taken to scrawling graffiti on Arendt's posters, circling point five: ARENDT, YOU TRY TO USE BIG WORDS BUT FAIL. THE APOSTROPHE DOES NOT PLURALIZE. ANGORON DEMANDS RIGOUR AND PROPER PUNCTUATION.
  
  +
Adventurers emerged from the Museum this evening, having rescued two of the treasures inside. Others remain, though the Vardamen Temple emphasizes that further recovery will be done with even greater caution. "It was worse than we thought," reported Mourner Bacia, as she was supported by an oruch nearby.
   
  +
One of the returned pieces is rumored to be part of a mirror. Another, has vanished into the depths of a dragon's claws.
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It's not hard to figure out who is doing this, really, since the artiste is a very large giant born who writes in big block letters.
  
   
  +
In the meantime, Lady Kashani appears to have vanished into seclusion, and has nothing to add to the report at this time.
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======Colrick======
  
−
Alexandrians, Arendt talks to us as if we were children who know nothing of what we face, but we know all too well.
  
   
  +
OOC: This pertains to the Oasis plotline. Please contact Sylvi, Dubtle, Lucy, Sarcis, Shym'r, Walery, or Grush for rumors!
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It was only decades ago that we lived under the tyranny of an invader, the hated Witch Queen Altima. She conquered our land and for years we suffered under her brutal rule. A generation of Alexandrians was born in servitude, forced to watch the public executions of their loved ones, until our struggle eventually regained our freedom at great cost.
  
   
  +
===Kirday, Kael 07, 1019===
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Not long after breaking free of our chains we witnessed Sendor fall prey to the desires of another conqueror. Having felt the lash of the whip on our backs, we stood up and marched to war so that our friends would never have to endure what we did. Our triumph ensured Sendor's peace and prosperity.
  
  +
====A Bakery Vaults Forth!====
  +
Eskareen, retired adventuer of Alexandria's very own Guild, recently opened a bakery in the Upper Markets after coming into a recent fortune. Details of the fortune remain obscured, though the respected adventurer was seen recently dashing through the streets and clicking her heels together.
   
  +
Rumors suggest she'd recently come into a number of treasures. One of note: A tapestry of the Desolation, without the Rift, practically ancient love letters, a delicate locket, and an unnamed piece of art from Rune.
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Now Arendt sets his eyes upon Rune, claiming his war is just, but we know the truth. We have first-hand experience with conquerors. We know what he is, we know what he intends to do, and we will not stand idly by. We have already shouted out our denial twice and raised our weapons against his kind, it is time to do it again.
  
   
  +
OOC: For salacious details, contact: Krom, Grush, and Melora! This ties to Kisaiya's PrP, The Vault near Vandalheim. Logs available under Recent Arcs.
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======Tatyannah======
  
−
There's various graffiti from the same hand that says either 'Shut up, Arendt, you jackass. You know, if you'd stopped before the bit about the diplomatic mission, you'd have gained more support, but you're a moron who overreaches', 'Masterly, I'm going to find you and kill you' and there might be the occasional 'I am coming for your gold'.
  
   
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======Jareth======
  
−
Overheard at the Wayfarer's while dining and drinking with friends, someone asks Jareth for his opinion on the Dranei invasion of Rune and Arendt's claims.
  
   
−
Downing his ale, Jareth wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and leans forward a little in his chair to say,
  
   
  +
===Variday, Kael 04, 1019===
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"I have an easy solution. One that can save a lot of bloodshed and lies. Arendt should come meet me on the battlefield. No Dragon Riders. No Spell Cannon. No shambling undead. No wizards of Rune. Just him, me and our steel. Save the war chests from being diminished in any way."
  
  +
====It Takes a Village====
  +
"Yeah, they've been a big help." That conversation may be a turning point in local race relations. The man, Elias, was talking about the arvek. When the nation of Dragonier collapsed, Alexandria took in many of its refugees. While it's been a source of growth for the city, it's also been a source of tension since the city had received refugees from Blar just before. Refugees, and Alexandrian poor, often find themselves competing against one another.
   
  +
"I mean, I suppose we've uh, not gotten to know eachother before," Elias told me as he continued his story. "I mean, a lot of times we were going for the same jobs, but ..." here, the man shrugged. "They're alright? Some of us've been in a bad place with the Museum and all. I mean, we were using it as uh, I mean. Well, yeah, the arvek have been a help, especially Serraphine and Felicia. They're Serrielites? Anyway, they and their people, they're helping some of us make a few homes outside the city. Learn farming. Alongside their people, no less."
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This is followed by a call for another pitcher and more of whatever is being roasted over the fire.
  
   
  +
"They've been a *lot* of help. We wouldn't be able to eat if it wasn't for them," Nethia responded. She's Elias' wife. Both of them are from Dragonieer.
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======Bor======
  
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Overheard in conversation amongst the citizens that traverse the Temple District is talk a scene that happened earlier today. Bor, one of the rare Giantborn Chosen of Daeus, was seen reading one of the missives posted for Arendt. The few brave souls willing to speak to the Giantborn, a race known to have helped the Dran in the past, asked him what he thought of the War Lords proclamation.
  
   
  +
Were you approached by anyone else? I asked them.
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"The gods provide guidance to everyone. It's not often they speak with us directly. Angoron uses his Strength to protect the people. Not to make people do what he thinks is right. This isn't Angoron's way. The Iron Behemoth won't be pleased. Someone will need to speak to the followers of Angoron to remind them. Know that there are those that will stand to protect instead of make War. I will stand to protect those that can't protect themselves."
  
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In after thought, the folks that were actually nearby during the conversation will add that he said something like, "The Words of Man rarely are what the gods tell him, but what he wanted to hear for himself."
  
   
  +
"Not many, but sometimes I'd say it's that are resources are stretched thin. There's been the Altheans, and they're the reason some of us've had enough to eat. There's just a lot of us," Nethia told me. "It doesn't stop folks from being angry, though. It's hard, when you're just trying to find a job."
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======Ceres======
  
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It takes a little time, and more than a little effort, but a new song starts to make the rounds, first in the taverns and inns where Alexandria's Adventurers spend much of their time. Then it spreads, often as not by a certain adventuring bard, then by others. Not her usual style, not up to her usual polish, but then - consider the subject matter.
 
   
  +
Then, she added: "The other day though, that Conquerer came by. ...he started preaching about standing on your own two feet, and how no one would listen because of racism or somethin. There was a mul woman with him, but...aside from words, they didn't offer much. Seemed kind of angry we were getting help. I mean, they looked pretty well off, so I don't know..."
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:'Now Smackwater Arendt, he had an dran army....
 
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:Cause he... was in the mood for little confrontation
 
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:He just let it all hang loose
 
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:He didn't care about the truth
 
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:He wanted to give all the abuse
 
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:So he started a war with the wizards' Rune.
 
   
  +
"...I guess he felt a helping hand made us weaker or something," Elias says. He looks uncomfortable. "But we've ''tried''. There ain't a lot you can do with nothin. And...we're going to be part of a community after this. They help us, we'll help them, you know?" Here, he and Nethia nodded.
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:You can't talk to a man
 
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:With an army in his hand
 
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:Army in his hand.
 
   
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The couple has invited the Tribune to report on the village addition, and we hope to follow up with a report later this week. If it succeeds, it might be a step forward for the two groups and hopefully, a step forward for Alexandria as well.
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:Now Big Jareth the hero stood for law and order
 
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:He called for the blackguard to come and meet at the border
 
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:Now from his bulldog mouth
 
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:As he met the man up south
 
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:Came the cry, we got to ride
 
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:Clean up the 'side for our friends and neighbours
 
   
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:You can't talk to a man
 
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:When he already understands
 
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:No, no, no, no, no, no
 
   
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:The battle was in all the papers
 
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:Cause you know, he beat ole Arendt right then instead of later
 
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:You know the countries were quite pleased
 
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:'Cause the tyrant had been seized
 
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:And on a whole, it was a very good year
 
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:For the Adventurers Guild
 
   
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===Eliday, Kael 03, 1019===
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:You know, you know, you can't talk to a man
 
  +
====Sandy the Gorgon?!====
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:With an army in his hand
 
  +
"Did you know, I heard that there was a well respected member of the Daeus clergy actually told a small Sith-makar that Lady Sandiel's hair is actually snakes?"
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:Army in his hand.
 
   
  +
"No, you must be kidding!"
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:Smackwater Arendt, yeah
 
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:Smackwater Arendt bought an army
 
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:Yeah, Smackwater Arendt bought an army
 
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:Smackwater Arendt, yeah
 
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:Smackwater Arendt, yeah
 
   
  +
"Not at all, and on top of that? Well, I heard that Sandy even called the small child a little Huntress no less!"
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:Talkin' about Smackwater Arendt, yeah
 
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:Talkin' about Smackwater Arendt, oh
 
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:Talkin' about Arendt and his army
 
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:Talkin' about Smack, talkin' about Arendt
 
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:Smackwater Arendt, yeah.'
 
   
  +
"Well, surely this all must have been some sort of ploy for the child."
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======Mikilos======
  
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Posted next to several posts made by Arendt. Where room can be found amoung other replies.
  
   
  +
"I don't know, word has it that she's made more than a few people petrified with fear before. Maybe that's how gorgon's start? They just terrify people until the snakes grow in."
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The previous message uses a great many words, many of them big words, in order to confuse the issue. Allow me, humble readers, to translate for you:
 
   
  +
"Well, that's an interesting idea."
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'Me Arendt. Me Big Guy. You pay attention to me. Me not like Alexandria leaders. Alexandira people okay. Me prove:
 
   
  +
At least one person, one of them may have been a child though it's unclear, called Sandy a gorgon and she did nothing to dissuade the notion! Rumors about as far as what this could mean.
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1) Spell Cannon bad.
 
   
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===Kirday, Quintoos 30, 1019===
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2) Blue Bitch bad.
 
  +
====Bring Out Your Dead!====
  +
If rumors from the Guild are true, a band of adventurers were called in to address yet another deathly problem! The adventurers brought back large, rolled parchments that appeared to show the rituals for raising the dead.
   
  +
Creatures raised in this manner appeared to be quite happy. One could say almost grateful, to have their life returned to them. So happy, that the final illumination on this parchment shows them playing music and dancing.
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3) Spell cannon still bad.
 
   
  +
They're very grateful raised dead.
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4) Dragon Knight bad.
 
   
  +
OOC: This ties into a PrP by Kisaiya!
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5) Talking bad, when not say what me want to hear.
 
   
  +
====The Romance of Yaritan!====
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6) Me think you okay, but you not do what me want, me hit you.
 
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Sales of the CRIMSON PEN's latest hit the shelves late this evening! Within hours, copies were sold out. This has printers in a flurry of panic! We've provided an excerpt, below:
   
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7) Wizards dumb. Me smart. Me take wizard power, use like smart.
 
   
  +
Yaritan, handsome devil that he was, stood manfully in the doorway! His chest was broad enough to burst stone! "Hull has betrayed you, my love," he said severely, and strode towards her. His features were etched with concern.
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Blah blah, me big man.
 
   
  +
The mul, Hyria, lowered her eyelashes. Hull's unmanly, betraying weakness burned like a fire in her heart. She felt herself swoon in anger!
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ARENDT'
  
   
  +
Yaritan reached out a hand to steady her. Her fingers, trembling, cupped his chin. Then, she sighed as she gazed deeply into his eyes. "Whatever shall I do?" she whispered. A furious tear made its way down her heartshaped face.
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======Karelin======
  
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Another response to Arendt's posters appears at the Arena, both in handbills and as an insert to program guides as well. Eventually, they're used to wrap finger foods, too.
  
   
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ARENDT: LIMP WARLORD OF DRAN
  
   
  +
The Seers too, seem caught in the craze. The Temple of Eluna, in a surprise move, bought at least thirty copies, which just speaks to the Crimson's universal appeal!
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Another lick-spittle all-conquering warlord is waving his three-inch quill all over Alexandria's wall. He's not the first and he's certainly not the most creative. The logic in his argument is weak and flaccid, puffed up by big words that have more place in an arena for entertainment's sake than out of the mouth of someone sending people off to fight and die.
  
   
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===Tariday, Quintoos 28, 1019===
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I should I know, I do it for real.
  
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====Interview with the CRIMSON PEN!====
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"We're aware of it, of course. Such a shame, really. ...oh! He's a devilishly handsome man, but he's gone a courting, you know." The words belong to one of the three sisters, an alliance who form the Crimson Pen here in Alexandria! I'd come to them that morning to ask about their newest novel.
   
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"Well, we'd wanted to do it about a wizard, you see. A man who struggles with his ability to see beyond his eg--I mean, magic," one sister added.
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He implied that we're crazy for using the weapons at our disposal to defend ourselves. It's not crazy; as any true worshipper of Kor would know -- it's only good sense. He claims to be saving us from Heth by striking down those who know how to use the tools at their disposal. This? This is crazy. Maybe the Azure Queen snuck into his tent when he was fantasizing about being a real warrior and planted this fantasy in his head. Leave the fighting to the soldiers and the wizarding to the wizards, especially against an enemy as strong as Heth. He conveniently ignores the threat of Skald to his left flank. He is going to need all of Angoron's protection, because Kor is going to toss him in the gutters for his abject ignorance of the arts of war.
  
   
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"Classic tale, really. But with a romantic twist!" went a third.
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Arendt is an embarrassment to The Warlord and by Kor Makar's holy names, not deserving of the hand he used to blaspheme their names.
  
   
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"Yes. And then we'd heard about the Conquerer. But..." here, the other, other sister wrinkled her nose. "...he says he's here to court. He says."
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Karelin Andarin, Warbringer of Solmnus, Hero of Blar and Arendt's Mother
  
   
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What? I'd asked. I'd thought he was here to make Alexandria better again?
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===Tariday, Hattanan 13, 1016===
  
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====Treaty Signing====
  
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It would appear that negotiations between the Council of Alexandria and the Empress of the Sith-Makar has gone well. There are rumors circulating that an official treaty of some kind will be signed any day now and it will no doubt be accompanied by spectacle and celebration. No doubt that Alexandria is in a unique position to gain access to such an alliance, given that the lone permanent gateway to the land of Am'shere lays within their territory.
 
   
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"...well, he says that. To give him credit, he has preaching about improvement and self-betterment when we'd talked with him. But, rumors on the street, you know. They say things. And who knows if they're true?"
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Still, one must wonder what the terms are, and what exactly the treaty will entail. No doubt a public announcement will be due soon, and one can not ignore the political signifance of such a treaty being concluded within days of Alexandria's announcement of support for Rune.
  
   
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There are nods all around.
   
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"Ooooh! What if the Conquerer were the wizard!" chimed in her other, other sister. "Well, just INSPIRATION, of course. You have to take it where you find it, and a tale of tragic, love-lorn reform is always popular..."
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===Eliday, Hattanan 11, 1016===
  
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====Executed====
  
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Rumors are coming down from those with an ear on the council, which has spent the better part of the last few days in meetings to discuss the situation between Dran and Rune, that the ambassador to Dran was /personally executed/ by the warlord, a fellow by the name of Arendt, in charge of the invasion of Rune. This shocking news is leaving many Alexadrians enraged, and anti-Dran sentiment is beginning to form.
 
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A statement from the Council on the matter is due any day.
  
   
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I allowed that inspiration certainly does, though personally, I have doubts about this particular source of inspiration. I tried to prod them to get back to the earlier idea, or anything about a release date--but they were already deep in discussion! So, readers, we are in the same boat! We'll find out what happens once it hits the shelves!
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====Shev: Wanted Dead or Alive====
  
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The merchant known as 'Shev' has had a bounty issued for him. He is wanted dead or alive, and is responsible for the murder of several contractees to the Guild of Explorers and members of the City Watch. Formerly a merchant specializing in the acquisition of rare goods of a legitimate stripe in Alexandria, a reliable source indicated his involvement in at least one murder and possibly others, as well as tax evasion. An attempt to arrest him was made and several guardsmen and a few assisting contractors from the Guild of Explorers met their untimely end at the hands of his clockwork defenses in his manor home in upscale Upper Alexandria, as well as others wounded and killed by a bomb he left to destroy evidence in his study. It is believed he is at large within the city and security has been tightened at all enrances and exits in an effort to locate him, not that that wouldn't be happening any ways with talk of war.
 
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A poster bearing his likeness has been posted in numerous public spaces. The City Watch reccomends all civilians avoid contact with, or offering any assistance to, this fugitive and that if sighted you are to contact the City Watch immediately.
  
   
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===Variday, Quintoos 27, 1019===
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====Small and Missing====
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"...I don't know what we're going to do." The hushed words may be heard among the Vardamen. Since Heth's disciple ripped open their crypts two weeks ago, few if any of them have gotten any sleep.
   
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"Children are still going missing."
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====A Statement from the Council of Alexandria====
  
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A Statement by the Council of Alexandria:
 
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The news from Rune is grave and true: Our diplomatic envoy was mercilessly slain by the Warlord Arendt under flag of truce in a misguided effort at vengeance over the death of their own previous Emperor at the hands of a Dragon Knight some years prior. It is our belief that, due to the presence of Dragon Knight Anise and her Silver in Alexandria and the refuge we have offered her, that some memebrs of the Dran Khanate have taken to the mistaken belief we have share some culpability for what happened in our absence. Had Dran a legitimate grievance with us, rather than naked ploys to give it's actions a veil of legitimacy, it could have approached us to discuss the matter of the Dragon Knight and challenged her asylum or asked to have her face Dranei justice. Of course, to do that would require evidence and materials which Arendt does not possess, nor has a true interest in.
 
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It has not does this and will not do this since these claims are nothing but an attempt to grant himself legitimacy in the eyes of his followers. It is the actions of a murderer, a thug, and a coward with no honor to speak of. We condemn his actions in the strongest possible words and hope to see this criminal brought to face the justice he so richly deserves.
 
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Thusly, the ruling Council has offered to Rune our assistance.
 
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Rune has said that they will not be invoking our treaty of mutual defense, a decision which we respectfully acknowledge even as we wish for justice, even in the face of relentlessly provocation from Dran in the murder of Ambassador Vril and the loss of his entire diplomatic mission. The Wisdom of Animus is still present in this time, as Parliament spoke eloquently of the need, even in the face of potential destruction, to continue the effort to contain Heth.
 
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Even so, we will continue to offer and all material support which they request from us, even as Alexandros remains neutral in this conflict between the forces under the leadership of Arendt and the nation of Rune.
 
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But the Wisdom of Animus spoke truly and now we must turn towards the other who are watching: Know that the Murderer of Dragonier waits for no one. As Dran weakens Rune and washes itself in an ocean of blood, it leaves a greater threat, and a greater honor, unchallenged. Dragonier must be contained and the threat which Heth poses to life must be checked. It has brought together those who were once enemies in a combined purpose.
 
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Know now that Bludgun and Aleaxndria have signed a treaty of mutual support in the effort to contain the threat of Dragonier, a treaty which Rune has also joined in. We would extend an offer to all right-thinking Dranei who recognize what the true threat is, rather than chase the ghosts of years past, to join us in a quest that will surely be blessed by the Gods.
 
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May the Hymn fill every heart with wisdom and courage.
  
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CALDOR METHIS, COUNCILMAN.
 
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(the rest of the council's names, including Rawyn Telenils, are signed beneath.)
  
   
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"What, out near the Museum?"
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===Kesenday, Hattanan 9, 1016===
  
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====Strange Rumors and Airships====
  
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"...I'm afraid so. It's probably just--"
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Strange rumors are filtering down to Alexandria that the Alexandrian diplomatic airship that crashed inside the borders of Rune was actually carrying a large number of soldiers from Dran Empire. Was Alexandira involved in some form of double dealing with Rune and the Dran Empire? What sort of game was the ruling council playing? Even more disturbing is the rumor that the Dran warriors aboard the airship were armed with blades of Alexandrian origin.
 
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"Do we sound the alarm, then?"
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"We have to, but. ...quietly. I don't think the city can take a second panic. Third, with the demons loose."
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They pause. Stop. Then, roll up their sleeves because there's no rest for anyone, nor will there be for some time.
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OOC: This ties to the Oasis plotline. This specific rumor is intended for Vardamen, Serrielian, and Daeusite PCs, primarily!
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===Variday, Quintoos 27, 1019===
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====Delighted to be Here!====
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"I'm delighted to be here," reported the Conquerer Ravifan. The emissary from Charn made his way into the city three weeks ago. He says he'd been quiet about his presence, given, "undue prejudice of course. Those who do not respect free will, or a man's right to choose his own destiny." He hopes, he says, to offer benefit to Alexandria's community.
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Whatever that means.
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OOC: This loosely ties into the Oasis plotline.
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===Kirday, Quintoos 23, 1019===
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====Horses and Ponys Wanted!====
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Some Sisters of the Hands of Ithildin are preparing to hold a small Fair for the Orphans of the city and Grush has been posting flyers around the Adventurers Guild asking for the loan of Horses or Ponys for an event. More Volunteers are also welcome, especially any Bards or anyone good with children. Anyone interested in helping out can find Grush staying at the Fernwood Pub!
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===Variday, Quintoos 20, 1019===
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====Devilish Returns!====
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Supplicants near Temple Square reported panic this last week when a pit fiend thrust his way onto the square, alongside several dark angels. They reported his horrific and pleasure-filled laughter as he described the destruction he would bring.
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Local adventurers and faithful quickly engaged the creature. Reportedly, local hero Lady Sandiel was among responders, and turned into a great, silver dragon and shot him with rainbows. \(See illustration to the left\; pull tabs to animate the rainbow breath!\)
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During the event, a strange green mist filled the courtyard. Mar'Tek dissolved into a tear-shaped stone that according to local Seers, radiated mana. A local Sunguard also clarified that the devil, Mar'Tek had been under surveilence for some time. However, he recently eluded his captors, a situation that is still being investigated. They suspect collusion with Asumit, and hope that his death will put a stop to those plans for some time.
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Post battle, warriors of light arrived from the Heavens. Apparently Mar'Tek was well-known among them.
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The Temples are currently working to cleanse the area. In this, they're assisted by local adventurers and faithful.
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====Farmer's Market Opens!====
  +
Often considered an 'afterthought' to the larger city, the Pointe is beginning to show its own. A month ago, the Point began hosting its own Farmer's Market. Spearheaded by followers of the Green in combination with local villagers, the market features fresh fruits, vegetables, and meats. Seafood is popular, given the Alexandros' peninsula's position in the midst of the sea, though other varieties are found as well.
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The Market is held every weekend during the harvest and trapping seasons.
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OOC: You're invited to RP! Contact Durrankar and other followers of the Green for details, and bring your appetite!
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===Kesenday, Quintoos 17, 1019===
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====A rainbow dragon?====
  +
The word has spread the city was attacked by demons. Temple square is a wreck, but what people are most insterested about is that there was a rainbow dragon! Some onlookers dared to edge closer and saw lady Sandiel not only turn into a dragon, but can now breath out rainbows! Whispers and word quickly spread, that Sandy is the Lady Rainbow Dragon!
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====Art Museum Now History?====
  +
"It's contained," are the first words the white-faced Mourner said during the interview. With rumors rampant over the events of last night, temples are understandably on edge. The faithful are working hard and appear to have things contained for now. Yet, officials still struggle to uncover what happened.
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According to eyewitness reports, an unknown force breached the museum's mountainside wall. Hundreds of lovingly made pieces by Alexandria's own are now held captive in the museum by wights, undead, and other creatures that escaped from Alexandria's undermountain crypts.
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In the meantime, an enraged Merchant Tangisir has declared an intent to "organize recoveries." The statement was issued through intermediaries as the usually conversational dragon was not available for an interview. The Kashanis, the family behind the museum project have also issued a statement of condemnation against "Thul and His disgusting servants."
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Other rumors persist, suggesting involving of a Heth cultist, a shining, rainbow blade welded by an oruch, and other elements too otherworldly to possibly be true.
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OOC: This ties into the Oasis plotline! I'll be updating the museum description, shortly. At the moment, you can visit and see some of the trapped treasures. The glass sword made it out thanks to Grush's bravery. Everything else...!
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====Marvels of Modern Medicine!====
  +
In a lighter article, the Tribune includes a "Marvels of Modern Medicine!" piece. "Inspired by wonders unforseen" within the museum, the piece offers discussion on advancements in artifice to replace damaged limbs.
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It had been intended to be part of a larger, more hopeful work. In light of current events, however, the paper is providing it as-is, that it "might still bring hope and joy to some Alexandrians."
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Included with the article is a paper doll, with "swappable, stylish artifice limbs and accessories!" Drawn by a Tribune artist, the accessories are "more or less" accurate.
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One option includes a bear-shark punching arm.
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The paper doll looks suspiciously like Stirling. It is posable, with exchangeable faces of varying degrees of scowl.
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===Kirday, Quintoos 16, 1019===
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====Artistic troubles!====
  +
Rumors are flying about that a dragon was at the opening of the museum! A bronze dragon at that!
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  +
However, tragedy struck as said bronze dragon ended up in a battle and undead started to pour out of an opening in a wall created by a void dragon, rumored to be Heth itself. The wights were fought back, despite the lack of air created by the presence of the void dragon, by many of the people that were at the presentation. Not only an elven archmage who was destroying undead with a word, but an elven archer who kept people safe with his splendid shooting, a brave oruch warrior who was more determined to keep people safe than her own safety using a glass sword, a apparent cleric of Eluna who kept giving the bronze dragon healing magic, a woman dragging people out, and an althean cleric who kept using her divine grace to destroy undead with blue flame, but leapt onto the tail of the bronze dragon to heal many of its wounds so the bronze could seemingly kill that void dragon.
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The Temple of Vardama and the Hunters of the Dead are currently investigating.
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(To follow up, speak to Mikilos, Astaren, Grush, Sasha, Kisaiya, Ga'Elian and Rhar)
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====What's Under the Mountain?====
  +
As tidings of wight hordes and Heth spread through Alexandria and beyond like wildfire, some citizens react by hunkering down in their homes, others by running to the temple district or the Castellum for answers. The smart people, though, are putting their trust in Alexandria's world-famed adventurers.
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One of these adventurers, the wild elf archer Ga'Elian recounted that when the wall of the museum was breached, he got the idea that the hordes of wights spilling into the museum might have been bursting out of the catacombs under the mountain temple of Vardama, as both buildings are excavated out of the same part of the mountain on the southwest of Alexandria. The museum having now been temporarily sealed to contain the hosts of undead within, Ga'Elian ran off toward the Gray Lady's Mountain Temple in case the desecrated corpses began to burst out of it, too.
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====Dragons Suck!====
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"No really, they do! Not like they're bad sort of thing, like they literally do! It looked like the sky, it was there and every breath it drew in it SUCKED THE AIR FROM THE ROOM!" The man was on the corner, yelling it at everyone who would pass by. Of course everyone heard of the antics at the museum, the fight, the undead. But this one was dead set on informing people on the danger of dragons.
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"What else do you know that can do that?!" He throws his arms out and grabs one of the passing people, "YOU! YOU! Have you heard of this?! Can you believe this?! What sort of sorcery could do that?!" The man who was grabbed by the talker stumbled backward and looked about frantically for help but there was nothing to be had. A whip to one way, a whip to the other and they hurry off quickly, covering the side of their face so they don't see the crazy one.
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"I MEAN IT! It's incredible! You all should've been there! You should've seen it! I LITERALLY SUFFOCATED PEOPLE!"
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===Tariday, Quintoos 14, 1019===
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====Ads: The Forge!====
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Two ads appear in the Tribune!
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'''ADVENTURERS WANTED!'''
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Are you tired of boring old, heavily manufactured magic items, made from unnatural, renewable resources?
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Do you want Hand Crafted, fully Organic, completely Unique Artisanal Arms and Armor? Come on down to the Meat Forge! A new boutique opening up in the Market District. Business is by appointment only. Contact Stownz or Styx Bethroke for quotes and fittings.
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All products are Non-Vegan!
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'''BRAVE ADVENTURERS WANTED!'''
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:ADVENTURERS WANTED
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:HUNT EXOTIC AND DEADLY BEASTS
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:BIG MONEY REWARDS
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The Meat Forge is offering large bounties for the hunting of Monsters! Contact Stownz or Styx Bethroke for more information!
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OOC: Rumours are for a plot that will be running soon! Direct any inquires to Grush!
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===Variday, Quintoos 13, 1019===
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====Rumors Plague Museum Opening====
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Just a week before its opening, the Museum of Reflections appears plagued by troubles. In addition to reports yesterday, theft of a museum piece was reported to the local guild.
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Thankfully, adventurers were able to return the piece without harm. Hopefully this isn't suggestive of the Museum's future!
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OOC: This is tied to the Oasis arc. Thank you, Kisaiya, for running this PrP! Please contact Walery, Gimrig, Shagara, or Chay for details.
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The Museum of Reflections opens this week.
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===Variday, Quintoos 06, 1019===
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====Museum Opens, Soon!====
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Lady Kashani is seeking art and unique crafts to be featured in her upcoming gala, to benefit young craftsfolk in Alexandria!
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Please drop Beaglefinder an @mail if you'd like your work featured! This will also be an open scene on the 15th, which should branch out into hopefully, more plots. :D
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[[image:Glass_dragon_by_cb_dragoness.jpg|thumb|center]]
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===Eliday, Rhaltaas 29, 1019===
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====Refugee Assistance?====
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The Myrrish Ambassador in Alexandria is, it is said, under works to offer more assistance to those who have traveled to the city. This is all under wraps, of course. The 'cold civil war' is barely acknowledged as-is.
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===Tariday, Daeshen 19, 1019===
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====Succesful Party!====
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The Thrasing Dancers are monastic order that is often found in Fate's Spire Monastary. This Tariday, Daeshen 19, they threw a party where they performed elaborate dance routines and encouraged many great adventuters to join them. As this was completed, according to rumor, an object bequeathed to them by an elder of their order split open and reveled an odd silver key that was 'too hot to touch'.
 
 
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The monks have gone into seclusion, but hey, it was a great party.
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The ruling council has not yet issued a statement on the matter of Rune or Dran, but one is no doubt coming soon.
  
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===Ceriday, Daeshen 16, 1019===
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====Magical Girl Theory Proven====
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We are pleased to report that Alexandria has seen its first emergence of a 'magical girl.' A magical girl, according to Arcanist Jenneth at the Society, is someone whose powers are enhanced by outfit changes. Lady Sandiel is believed to have displayed some of these symptoms. Until now, it was believed to have been only arcane theory.
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"A few months ago, she started wearing dresses, and inviting you out to tea," a neighbor of Sandy's testified. "But then sometimes, like a week ago, she'd wear something rougher and seemed you know. Changed, but not the same as she was before," he added hastily.
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The Tribune is still investigating. It is apparent that Lady Sandiel has undergone a number of outfit, and personality, changes in the last year. If proven true, this would be a breakthrough for arcane studies everywhere.
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OOC: Contact Sandy, Kisaiya, Delilah, or Ga'Elian for rumor followup!
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OOC2: Contact Sandy only if you are very, very brave!
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===Variday, Daeshen 11, 1019===
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====Disturbance in the catacombs====
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A group of adventurers was sent on an emergency foray into the catacombs by the temple of Vardama last night.
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Something disrupted one of the seals maintained by the temple, and one tomb was disturbed by newly risen undead harassing a spirit normally confined there. A cataloguing activity may still be underway to determine if other areas were affected.
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At least one of the adventurers on the scene seemed to have a slightly unclear understanding of what actually happened although she insisted that wine and hormones were somehow involved.
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===Kirday, Daeshen 07, 1019===
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====Reflections====
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Kiya Lashani, a half-sil of some repute in the noble district, is glad to announce the construction of a new manor within Alexandria's Upper City. That is, east of the River. "I wish to call it the Hall of Reflections, but that may change. The name came to the tip of my tongue, but that may be a little overused, do you think?" she told the Tribune. Why the Hall of Reflections?
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"I've had the greatest fascination with glass since I was a child. The way it can be turned and inspired to great heights. The semi-translucency of it as art. I hope to honor all Alexandrian artists with the manor. I look forward to hosting many events, there. Well, whatever it may end up being called. I'm sure Reos' daughter will offer Her whispers, when it's done."
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Lady Lashani's family is known for their quiet generosity. The Tribune expects the new manor to be a tribute to Alexandria and its people.
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OOC: This ties into the Oasis mini-arcs, and may tie into future storylines. - Lahar
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===Kirday, Callem 31, 1019===
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====Just Terrible!====
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"His mind is terrible! Just terrible!" is heard out of the Theatre District. Referring apparently, to Asumit.
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"Yes, Asumit! Oh, it's terrible. All that knowledge, used for, for...oh dear. Well, you know the sorts of things demons do. He gets all...all..." the gnome pauses, then leans in, "...it delights him." And by now he's pale. "In the worst possible...I mean...oh dear. Oh dear. Excuse me. I'm going to throw up, again."
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OOC: This refers to the scene Whirl ran last night, ongrid! Multiple folks were there, though I do not have a list handy. >.< It ties into the Asumit arc.
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===Gilday, Callem 30, 1019===
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====Tremors and Troubles====
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Late in the evening of Tariday, Callem 29th, the massive earth elemental that has been a constant fixture on Alexandria's mountain road for so long stirred to life, dropping debris to the street while crowds gathered to see what all the rumbling and commotion was about. The Sildanyari archmage Mikilos was heard to say that the elemental mentioned a great shattering, as of something yet to happen. It then proceeded to trudge toward a cliff overlooking the sea, then witnesses say it melted into the ground, only to reemerge at the beach. A similarly enormous water elemental then rose up, then after a while they both disappeared into their respective elements. A group of adventurers were on the scene, and were heard to speculate that some unnatural phenomenon might be affecting both creatures at the sea floor.
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<OOC> This is open for legwork. Inquire with Whirlpool. Players involved can share details: Mikilos, Durrankar, Malorn, Viranchi, and Elian.
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Thanks, Whirl, for keeping things interesting.
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====Mud====
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A year ago...we saw an elemantal come to us. It spoke of pain and went silent. Although other shamans have come forward, and investigated to our shame none of us were able to understand.
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Today...today we gained in understanding. At the mountains, I asked the spirits to gift my tongue, and called upon the elemental's own language. It rumbled to us, Mage Mikilos and myself, about the world shattering, and told us that things were unstable, underneath.
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The more it talked, the more it moved towards the water. I saw it meet another there, a spirit of water. They stared at each other, not moving for a while, just staring, territorial, and then left...earth to earth...water to water...
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...I do not know what it means. I ask shamans, shamans of scale and those without, to gather and share wisdom. We must understand.
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Letter given to the Green of Alexandria, from Durrankar of the shaman caste, in service to the Empress of my people.
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===Gilday, Callem 23, 1019===
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====A Ship Afire!====
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A ship spontaneously combust in the Northern Tornmawr late last evening. The combustion was said to be caused by demons and proceeded more quickly than any natural flame. One survivor is reported, and investigations are underway. In the meantime, we at the Tribune are pleased to announce a more detailed (if fanciful) account of the event by the returning CRIMSON PEN!!!
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Excerpt from: "Merwin the Brave and Bold!"
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By the CRIMSON PEN
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"...my hero," the sailor quavered, as he looked deeply into Merewin's eyes. He grimaced, ruggedly. Though his wounds were grave, his stubble was as yet, perfect.
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"I'll never let you go," whispered Merewin, the daring, dashing swashbuckler who'd rescued him and dragged him ashore.
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"You saved me from the flames. I saw hell...and now...I behold heaven!"
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"Of course," demurred Merewin. "My hair is perfect. What sailor could resist?"
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Current editions of are being sold on the streets of Alexandria! More (actual reporting) on the story as it develops!
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OOC: This is in response to an impromptu scene ongrid involving Terewin, Aznara, and Galidor. Contact them for IC details! It ties into a greater arc by WHIRLPOOPIN'!
   
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===Gilday, Hattanan 7, 1016===
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===Tariday, Callem 15, 1019===
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====Initial Reports====
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====Odd Dreams====
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A great many people have been experiencing odd dreams as of late about dolls, puppets, and a young girl. They say she's asking them questions about city life, believe it or not, to which they feel oddly compelled to answer.
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Rumor is filtering down from Rune that fierce fighting has broken out along the northern and eastern borders of Rune. While badly outnumbered by the invading forces and weakened by Heth's minions, Rune is still a powerful center of magical learning and seems to be holding it's own for the moment.
 
 
 
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In any case, enough people have had similar dreams that the Elunans are investigating.
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Alexandria has issued a statement of support for Rune. High level negotiations are said to be occurring, though it seems unlikely that any other power will enter the war on Rune's behalf. It is widely supposed in some quarters that the wizards, being wizards, should be able to take care of this on their own with their fireballs and what have you. More quietly, there are few that want to risk drawing Dran's attention, and it's military juggernaut, to themselves.
 
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===Tariday, Callem 15, 1019===
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====Plant Monsters Bedevil the Nobles ====
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For the last two weeks, despite the best efforts of the guards to keep it quiet, several plant monsters have been bedeviling the upper trades The attacks are believed to be connected and orchestrated by someone with an axe to grind. Perhaps a mad gardener upset at puns about his trade? Who can say?
 
 
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In any case, the guards are suggesting cautiou and any suspect plant growths should be reported to the Watch until the situation is resolved.
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Rumors also indicate that the airship that was sent to Dran in the early days before the war began has crashed inside Rune's border.
  
   
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====Vardamen Responses====
  
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The agents of Vardama have been heavily involved in investigations into Dragonier so far. However, with Heth still unbreathing, the rumored ties between Vardama the Gray Lady and Serriel the Shining Dawn seem to have tightened. More Lancers may be seen among the crypt entrances, and it's suggested that Vanguards and laymen have been seen in increased comings and goings among the temples.
 
   
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===Korday, Callem 10, 1019===
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A number of the additional guards and workmen are also arvek. This number is not exclusive, though it is biased. These are sturdy men and women pulled from the renmants and memory of recent wars. Ever since their freedom from the tyrrany of Thul (who even now ravages Dragonier), many arvek have borne the colors of the Gray Lady and the Shining Dawn proudly, and these temples have offered them homes.
 
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====Foul Games!====
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It's that time of year again! And by that time, we mean the time every other year in which creators from around
   
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Alexandria come together for the bi-annual festival and or gathering to support the rightfully unsanctioned sports and other recreational events of the greater Alexandria area (FAOGTSTRUSAOREOTGAA). This will be the 16th FAOGTSTRUSAOREOTGAA, and we believe it will be the best yet. Though details are light, rumor is that the Hedge Hogger's league will be making a reappearance, as will Bugbear Edd's Tasty Taco Cart. If you've never attended this festival, consider purchasing a ticket. The venue will be small, so stay ahead of the crowd. Tickets can be bought at the Tribune station, or, alternatively, you can enter our raffle to win two VIP passes and ten free tacos from Edd's cart! It promises to be an exciting event, and we hope to meet all of you there!
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Heth's threat, though, have caused some to have taken to capping a single tusk in brilliant and shining gold.
  
   
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(OOC: IC advertising for an upcoming PRP. Page Garrahk if interested in the raffle.)
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OOC: This is primarily a call-out to illustrate the growing ties between the two faiths and as opportunity for RP. Please make of it how you like, and according to your own tales and stories.
  
   
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===Eliday, Hattanan 4, 1016===
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===Gilday, Callem 09, 1019===
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====No Surprise====
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====River Stew-ards====
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"We must be better stewards." That was the message from the Green sent to the City Council this week. The item of discussion was the Tornmawr River and bay area. The Tornmawr River is a major trade channel for Alexandros, as well as neighboring countries and city-states.
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With war between Dran and Rune on the horizon, or so it would seem, it should be no surprise that Charn's military continues it's mobilization alongs its borders on the northern frontier of the empire. Reports from Veyshan and from airships that travel near that border say that the Stygian Empire is putting on quite the display. There can be little doubt that this is directed towards Myrrdion and Alexandria in a calculated move to encourage them to sit out the war to the north.
  
   
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As such, it can get clogged with traffic and trade debris. This is most evident within the city of Alexandria, itself.
   
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The Green has increased its presence locally near the River, and is encouraging the City to address pollution issues. Rumors have it that they may also seek an updated alliance with the local otyugh population, which would be one of the more efficient ways to address the issue.
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===Eliday, Bernfleur 27, 1016===
  
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====Not Secret Enough====
  
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Despite the best efforts of the government in trying to keep it secret, rumors circulate that several Alexandrian airships were sighted heading in the direction of Dragonier recently. Most of them were filled, not with weapons and armor, but supplies for construction of some kind. It's hard to say what's going on, but it's clear that, even with Rune and Dran on the brink of war, that issue of Dragonier is one that is not to be ignored.
  
   
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OOC: The river is a major tradeway for Alexandros and much of the surrounding contintent. This is an invitation to RP river cleanup to help the issue. Expect to see druids in the area, as well as otyughs.
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
   
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===Tariday, Callem 01, 1019===
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====Alexandrian Council Meets with Sith-Makar Empress====
  
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====New KDC Membership Benefits Alexan====
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It would appear that negotiations between the Sith-Maker Empress from beyond the portal to Am'shere and the ruling council of the city of ALexandria are continuing. Representatives from other local powers, such as the Mythwood and the gnomish town of Happy Valley, have been witnessed coming to the Castellum as well, no doubt to greet the apparent leader of the Sith-Makr tribal confederation.
 
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The Guild announced an agreement with local merchants, to provide the Kidnapped Damsel Card.
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"It's quite simple, you know. Every time you get kidnapped, you get punches in this card, here. Then, you get bonuses at participating local restaurants and businesses!" explained one of the spokespersons for the Adventurer's Guild.
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The Kidnapped Damsel Card was apparently inspired by Myrana Jn'Rajh Arwenieniallwehn. It depicts Lady Sandiel in knight's armor, swooping in to rescue her.
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===Eliday, Aestry 30, 1019===
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====Marsh Madness====
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Sources say that a goblinoid village in the swamplands of Alexandria's Heartlands has been experiencing unusual problems. Goblintown has become flooded with 'refugees' from the village, citing conflict and a bad crop season. Previously, the small village had been entirely unremarkable, a peaceful community with next to no effect on local events or economy. Now the refugees, who are buying up all the rations and gear all over Alexandria, 'in case bad stuff goes down', are claiming that the goblinoid town is mired in death and turmoil and some sort of civil war.
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More disturbing, is the stories that the refugees tell of dead bodies rising up out of the marsh, and mutated strange animals and aberrations coming from deeper in the swampland. The tales describe waves of the creatures, every few days, and more each time, as if some cyclical event is creating them and sending them out scouring the area. But for what?
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A hue and cry has begun for the Hunters of the Dead, or any other local adventurers willing to investigate the situation, to head out into the marshlands and try to discover the source of the evil!
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(OOC: Rumor/Groundwork for a plot, which will be run in a week or two. A variety of plot 'forks' are possible depending on the legwork/preparation that PC's want to go through. Contact Caine for more details if interested!)
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===Eliday, Aestry 23, 1019===
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====Garrahk, of the Mountains====
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Rumor spreads about a rather odd young Oruch who has began popping up here and there around the city. Though he caries a great blade, and has the scars of a warrior, he seems less prone to fights than most of his kind. In fact, some of the local children have began to say that if you catch him fishing on the banks of the Tornmawr, he will tell you a story from the northlands! All about barbarians, and hunting, and princesses.
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===Variday, Aestry 17, 1019===
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====Ships Vanish!====
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Spice merchants report ships vanishing when sailing through the Sea of Shattered Swords. These ships bear goods from Veyshan as well as the Islands of Jade, and the value they represent is not insignificant.
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So far, they have filed an investigation, though no word is forthcoming. At this time, no pirates have claimed responsibility.
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OOC: Congrats Kravar! Your submission was randomly selected, and I'll be running a kaiju story based on it within the next few weeks. This will be a little slow moving due to some rl-foo, bit I am hoping it will be fun. :3
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- Lahar
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===Kesenday, Aestry 14, 1019===
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====New Chord====
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Rumor is that a new Chord of Vardama (and can we ever trust those Vardamen types after, well you know, the troubles) has arrived and begun making themselves at home in the Temple, finding people to report to, doing guard shifts, joining in the chants. A wolfish looking older fellow, he's obviously seem some action or had a hard life up to this point. He clearly leans towards the more martial side of things, often when he is seen strolling through town he's openly armed with simple daggers and shruiken.
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Perhaps even more interesting, is that there are rumors (though this may only be anti-Vardamen sentiment bubbling through) that he fairly closely resembles sketches of a human wanted for various assassinations in other nearby regions. . . .
 
 
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Caine is a Lvl 2 Monk with a checkered past, a bit too much knowledge of the criminal underworld, and dedicated to the Temple of Vardama. He's fairly easy-going, even if he is a bit tactless, and interested in getting involved around town in efforts rebuilding the Temple or maybe getting hired to come along on some adventures as extra muscle!
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It is said that the talks will soon be pasued for the Empress to make a trip to a site called 'Mictlan'. There's no clear indication /when/ that will happen, but the city guard does appear to be on high alert and with more boots on the ground than usual.
  
   
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===Variday, Hattanan 22, 1019===
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
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====Ad: Mysterious Alexandria Serial!====
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Flitspring Theatrics is pleased to present Tales of the Underside...of Alexandria! A bardic serial exploring the unknown, the mysterious! You'll experience each Tale of Terror from the comfort of your living room. Each piece of the serial is lovingly crafted to illusion magic, packaged and then delivered to your home once a week. You'll experience the mystery as it unfolds!
   
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All of this is possible through the power of... <dramatic pause> ...magic!
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===Eliday, Bernfleur 20, 1016===
  
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====Farmer, Dead====
  
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"Y'hear about old man Woodridge?"
  
   
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Just drop by Hope Theatre, and ask to speak with one of our representatives. We'll deliver each serial right to your door!
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"What, that skirt-chasing coot with the farm?"
  
   
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"Yep. Hear tell he got th'crotch rot and it killed him."
  
   
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OOC: We'll be publishing parts of an ongoing Serial Mystery! for the next few weeks! You are welcome to contribute, or to use it in your stories and RP!! Think of it as a radio serial, but done via Mysterious Envelopes, filled with theatrical, illusion magic.
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"Well, hell. Poor old bastard. Guess his son'll inherit th'land now, if he ever gets back."
  
   
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===Variday, Hattanan 22, 1019===
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: Posted by Fishbelly
  
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====Ad: Balefire Silkworks R&R!====
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[[image:Trib_rescuescorpion.png|thumb|center]]
   
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Your donations make a difference!
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===Korday, Bernfleur 10, 1016===
  
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====The Sewers, Glue, and Professor Fizzlefuse====
  
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A party of adventurers from the Explorer's Guild emerged from the sewers late last night. They brought with them a human and what looked at first to be a battered door. The man was partially bound with glue and alternated ranting and mumbling something about 'Fizzlefuze's Doom'. The 'door' seemed to have tiny limbs and face and also talked. Many onlookers took one look before uttering 'mimic', often in weary tones. Both door and man are now thought to be residing in the city jails for 'interfering with vital city services'.
  
   
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===Kirday, Hattanan 18, 1019===
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The adventurers were covered in an assortment of acid burns, bruises and dried glue. The Khazad had no boots. And all were accompanied by the distinctive scent of Otyugh.
  
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====Sandiel's Generosity Saves an Aleh====
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The Empty Flagon became the Endless Flagon this last week, thanks to a kind donation of ale and beer from Lady Sandiel. Smiling, and bowing behind her kerchief, Lady Sandiel blushingly presented the drinks to the owner of the Endless Flagon.
   
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"We were ...sur--grateful for her generosity!" chuffed the owner, Bobbins.
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OOC: see Bennett, Djelka, Brianna, Zoob or Duncan if you want to hear more. For some reason. :)
  
   
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"And the kisses she gave everyone later were just darling," he added, with a modest blush. "It was generous enough that we felt we were no longer the Empty Flagon, but the Endless Flagon!"
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: Posted by Duncan
  
   
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These events would occur only days before the Empty Flagon erupted into a fountain of rum, which many attribute to some meddling adventurers...or a leftover blessing from Lady Sandiel. In response to the patronage and the unexpected fountain, some have taken to honoring with the title: "Her Ladyship of Rum," or "Her Rummy Ladyship."
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===Gilday, Bernfleur 9, 2016===
  
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====The Sith-Makar Delegation====
  
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Since her arrival last week, the so-called Empress of the Sith remains in the security of the Castellum for high level negotiations of some kind. Much of her retinue remains encamped beyond the city walls. Rumors emanating from the Castellum are indicating that, once the negotiations are concluded, she will be heading to a holy site called 'Mictlan', as well as paying a visit to the Dragon Knight.
  
   
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===Eliday, Hattanan 07, 1019===
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
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====Poetic Shadows====
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Shadows mysteriously retreated this Ceriday and continued to be absent into late night. Its cause is uncertain, and has been attributed to a variety of sources--including the bright, burning of fires in celebration of the God of Inspiration. Weather changes for example, though others list religious ones.
   
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In response however, the Tribune reports a great(er) outpouring of poems from various, mul poets within Alexandria. Such poems are a longstanding tradition of the race; it is only of late that they have received prominence. Below, we have published a few samples provided to us.
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===Eliday, Eatonis 30, 1016===
  
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====Dranei "Diplomacy"====
  
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It would appear Alexandria is not the only country using diplomacy to their advantage.
 
   
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Dran and the Oruch city-state of Adomar have a long history of conflict, but also a mutual warrior culture and belief in 'strength' and 'honor'.
 
   
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"Growth from Glass"
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Rumor has it that several emissaries from the Dran warlords assembling along Rune's border were sighted in the city-state of Adomar, meeting with its leaders, no doubt trying to sway the Oruch to their side. If they are able to do so, the nation of Rune will be in great danger.
  
   
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:I drown in darkness
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
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:The darkness of despair
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:I suffocate in lies
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:The truth I cannot hear
   
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:I yearned once for sunlight
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====Sith-Makar Empress====
  
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:But that it betrayed
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It starts as a mere whisper. A dignary from the tribes of the Sith-Makar in Am'shere is on their way towards Alexandria from the deep jungle, across the portal that exists outside Alexandria.
 
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:Truths no more
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:Light ravages my soul
   
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:Hear the tear drops
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From there, the rumors escalates. Not a dignary. Not a mere ambassador.
 
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:As they fall from my eyes
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:The hidden secrets
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No, it is now being said, across the city, that the so-called 'Empress' of the Sith-Makar of Am'shere is on her way to Alexandria for the first visit between the city's leadership and the tribes of the Sith-Makar that reside on the other side of the Am'shere portal in the Alexandrian countryside.
  
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:And stolen lies
   
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:Down dwell deep
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
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:Where the truth shall rest
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:Germinating, growing
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:Until we slaughter the rest
   
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===Eliday Eatonis 30, 1016===
  
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====Freed Slaves====
  
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Rumor has it that a pair of new-model War Golems(K-8 and Protectron) were freed from slavery imposed by their creators. Altar, Zoob, Kiroth, Verna, Duncan and Hassan were spotted escorting them to Alexandria, where they were deemed free and their creators, Fizzlefuse and Forgefire are being sued for back pay. Apparently they had been making the War Golems work without wages for far too long, and the precise cost will be determined by the Alexandrian legal system, but it is sure to be expensive.
  
   
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"Heart's Blood Staggers"
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: Posted by Altar
  
   
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<this poem consisted of a paper covered in red dye; it is scrawled as to be mostly unlegible and with the words 'suffering' written alongside the margins>
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===Ceriday Eatonis 29, 1016===
  
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====The Journey of the Enigmatic Magical T====
  
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Word has finally reached Alexandria that 6 brave adventurers escorted a Quad of Bards out of the city. These bards known as Rodrick, Raven, Thomas and Wanderer, and were known for their snarky witty sarcasm comedy. The adventurers guarded the bards on their trip to their next gig. On the way they were attacked by dire boars, huge owl bears, and a tricky green hag. Or so the rumors have been saying. Interested in the full story contact: Zippo, Duncan, Lorien, Altar, Mogrinaar or Rhar.
  
   
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: Posted by Cesran
  
   
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===Gilday Eatonis 26, 1016===
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===Ceriday, Bernfleur 29, 1019===
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====Time Lost and Canon Fodder====
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====Grisht Letters Uncovered====
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We at the Tribune have been receipt of a remarkable set of letters--remarkable! How they were delivered, their mysterious source, remains unknown. They arrived to us recently through means of a courier, its only mark a setting sun. We have spent the previous week verifying their authenticity, as much as possible.
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I still don't know what happened for sure. We were sent for help to give some aid and relief to a group of soldiers, but nothing could have prepared us for what we found. It had been less than a week since aid was requested but when we got there, the soldiers were claiming it had been a month. And they all looked like they had been through that much without aid. Something having to do with magic more than likely.
  
   
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Though private, we believe these may offer a "last look" into the life of one of Alexandria's fallen heroes, and perhaps the end of an unsettling mystery that has bedeviled family and friends alike.
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Then these soldiers attacked, they had guns, now I know why I hate guns. We fought them off, but then they brought in this ship, though it wasn't no normal ship. It had wagon wheels and barding like a horse on it. It had these huge guns on top, maybe even a cannon. Of course being the foolish ones we are, we charged the ship, cannon wagon...tank? It was close but I fell to the firepower of the vessel. I remember waking up some time after. What happened exactly? Was it all a dream?
  
   
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We therefore publish them in their entirety.
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: Posted by Aurala
  
   
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===Tariday Eatonis 25, 1016===
  
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====Tides of War====
  
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Some probably saw it coming.
 
   
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''Dear Grisht,''
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With Rune weakened by the most recent attack on it, rumors are spreading far and wide from the land of Dran that warleaders and their warbands are converging upon Dran's border with Rune.
 
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Many years ago, during ALexandria's time in the Mists, the armies of Dran marched upon Rune. Hopelessly out numbered, the wizard nation was still reeling from the loss of the protection of their patron God in Animus, they never the less put up a valiant, if ultimately losing defense against the aggressive, conquest-minded Dran.
 
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It was only the intervention of a Dragon Knight, who attempted to negotiate a settlement between the nations to preserve the peace, that saved Rune.
 
   
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''I'm so glad you wrote me. There have been so many things said of the District of late. They talk up the fights as--well, I am sure you know. They've painted your opponent as a dangerous, half-maddened troll. And here you are sending me letters of sitting down for a drink!''
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The nameless Dragon Knight and her dragon, some say it was a silver, some say it was a gold, approached the war leader of Dran's armies under the flag of truce and made the case for peace.
 
   
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''How much can a troll drink, I wonder? Or is he a troll at all? Oh, it's all a mystery to me--you and your world. It's like peeking into a fairytale sometimes, one I'm just beginning to learn about. ...though I admit sometimes to being a little afraid of it. Were you not at its center, so strong and so steady, I would be frightened, indeed.''
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When the belligerant Dran warlord would not listen, it is said, the dragon struck him down in a great blast of fire. It was an act of treachery that enraged many but it was one that ended the conflict, as the Dranei lapsed into fighting amongst themselves to claim the role of Warleader. Ever since then, the warbands of Dran have hungered for revenge and to find a leader capable of uniting enough of them to finsih what they started that many years ago and to exact the pound of flesh from Rune that they can no longer exact from Dragonier.
 
   
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''I know you tell me not to worry, but you know I will. ''
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If a true leader should emerge from this convergence, a war with Dran that Alexandria may be pulled into could be on the horizon.
  
   
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''Missing you. ''
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
   
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===Variday Eatonis 24, 1016===
  
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====Charnese Military Maneuvers====
  
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It comes as no surprise to anyone invested in geopolitics that Charn has begun amassing its forces on its own borders for latge scale war games and military maneuvers. It's a show of strength in the wake of Alexandria's firing of the spell cannon. These large scale maneuvers are expected to last through the next month.
  
   
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: Posted by Whirlpool
  
   
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''Dear Grisht,''
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====Orphanage====
  
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After a recent excursion to deal with creatures of Fey Origins, an orphanage was given a Dolly and told it must never leave. Shortly after mischief was afoot, but the children seem to enjoy their new..Leperchaun protectors? Well, lets hope they do! Rumors accuse Vuk of being the one to sneak the dolly to the Orphanage and being convinced the Leperchauns would never let the children come to harm!
  
   
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''It was good to read your letter. We shared it over the table, mum and I. We're making a lamb for tomorrow night--won't that be wonderful! We both look forward to your stories, as always. You lend them a warmth we just don't see in the papers.''
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: Posted by Vuk
  
   
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''I'm not supposed to tell you this, but we watched the match from the stands. I suppose your opponent wasn't a half-troll, but he sure was frightening, as he swing his axe. Never fear that I missed my studies to do it; well. I suppose you should, but we all take a little risk now and then, I suppose.''
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====Metal Trees====
  
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Watch out! There's traps in the forest. Moving traps! At least that's what Rhar warns anybody out in the northern wilds around Wilderness Pointe. Metal traps with spears on ropes. Other ones with giant claws.
  
   
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It looks like they came out of a giant metal tree that fell down. A tree with a giant squirrel hole in the side. Instead of giant squirrels, there were more traps sleeping inside.
  
   
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Rhar and Gurr, her wolf friend, were bloodied and broken, so it's apparent she didn't imagine it. Who knows? Giant squirrels could be out there, too!
  
   
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''Dear Grisht,''
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: Posted by Vuk
  
   
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''I was so glad to see you at dinner the other day. We didn't get the time we wanted--but that's always true, isn't it? Between your practice and my studies...but, you'll be that carpenter one day, and ...well, I've a few more years, until we get there.''
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===Korday, Eatonis 20, 1016===
  
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====Locker Room Rumor====
  
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A story circulates though certain circles, apparently first told in the Arena locker room by a well known golem.
 
   
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''I'll see what I can find about that ring of yours. If you won it from a nobleman, well--that could be a story, couldn't it! It's gorgeous, in its own way. Gaudy, a bit--but considering its origins, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Either way, I'm excited.''
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"So the hole into the place was actually part of a stabilized planar rift to an as yet unknown dimension. ...don't look at me like that, I can use big words. Anyway, started with the regular sort of weird stuff you see in Kulthian ruins. Gears and bones and lots of dust. Old holding cells, one with some weird mutant blob thing.
 
   
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''...please stay safe. I know it's all show, but. ...well, you know I always worry, but I'm always so glad to see you, too.''
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Then came the Void guys. Like, flesh and artifice and magic and smokey shadows all meshed into one. Creepy. Yes, -I- called them creepy. Guess the first two were workers or something, they went down pretty easy.
 
   
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Then the guards showed up. I can hold my own in a fight, but these guys were pretty badass. Some sorta gun thing, shot like these weird little energy eels or something, crawled inside you and swam around, trying to lay eggs or whatever. I mean, my insides are a pretty nasty place, so you know the little things were hardcore.
 
   
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We got out of there. I don't like running from a fight, but I like dying even less. They didn't follow. Maybe they couldn't go though the planar rift. We didn't have a good way to seal it, so just piled a bunch of stuff on top to slow them down.
 
   
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''Dear Grisht,''
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Really weird part? When we came back out, it was actually -before- we went in. Sorta hoped to meet myself on the way back, but since I didn't meet myself on the way in, maybe I couldn't.
 
   
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''I found something on that ring of yours. From what I can tell, it's tied to the Temple of Althea. ...well, not directly to them, but it carries their magic. It was made years ago, for a young nobleman, then passed on to his daughter, and then to her son. The original noble was Fifshen, and he was of Alexandria. He...his house died with the passing of his granddaughter.''
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So the Upper Ups at the Guild didn't find anything when they took a look. I don't know, time shifted; I guess that's a really good way to hide your stuff. But I'm telling you guys, if ever you meet one of those Void Soldier things, take it seriously, they're Bad News."
  
   
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''According to my notes, it possessed a strong curative effect. ''
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: Posted by Munch
  
   
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''Grisht, are you in trouble?''
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====Kulthian Ruins?====
  
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At least, that is what Verna , Munch , Gragnar and Brom were saying when they returned from them. Contacts within the various Guilds and some temples, and general street talk. Given the reports, it should not be surprising some of the more experienced members of these Orders and Guilds went to the location..and found nothing but a burnt glade and some scattered stones and collapsed wooden hovels. Undead were found in a small number, some given ancient, but once well crafted weapons. The only thing that stood out was a shattered stone shaped like a tear with runes in an unknown tongue, with a crushed artifice powered arm sticking out from under it. Possibly Kulthian in design.
  
   
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: Posted by Vuk
  
   
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===Variday, Eatonis 17, 1016===
  
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====New Food====
  
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From within the halls where the ever-hungry adventurers congregate. Someone ordered a late night snack that looked tasty. Another saw it and asked for the same. A third made a suggestion to avoid confusion. Now that snack spreads like wildfire through Alexandria. It is a triple bacon lettuce onion (gherkins optional) sandwich, called the "Sandywich". No "t" to avoid confusion, insult and en-mazement. Hence the onions.
  
   
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Regretfully, the letters end here. Grisht's letters--to whomever they may have been--we may never know. As to a "mysterious ring," it remains a mystery to us! If you have any information on this object, please supply it to the Tribune.
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===Variday, Eatonis 17, 1016===
  
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====Anklar Sighting====
  
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Once again, Anklar Vanche, that horrible wastrel, has been seen touring Alexadria's pubs. Most recently he was seen at the Wayfarer's Inn, getting utterly sloshed. The /scandal/. Such behavior from the heir to a Myrrish countship is considered humiliating to his father.
  
   
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===Variday, Eatonis 17, 1016===
  
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====Dragonieri Reactions====
  
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While word that the City of Alexandria is taking point on addressing the matter of the fallen nation of Dragonier is welcomed by the Dragonieri refugees living in the city, many of them seems to view it with a little outright cynicism. A sort of 'we'll believe it when we see things actually happening' point of view. There is also concern that this will beget the wholesale looting of Dragonier's 'unique cultural history'. Some speculate and whisper that this is an excuse for the other nations to shamelessly loot the lost treasures of the nation... the ones that haven't been destroyed by Heth, anyways.
  
   
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===Eliday, Eatonis 16, 1016===
  
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====Spell Cannon After Effects====
  
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The Spell Cannon's firing is accompanied by the now traditional warning that one should watch for disturbances in the elemental forces in the countryside around Alexandria. The planar disjunction affect may have let some loose. The Council has issued a warning that if you see one, you are to contact the Guild of Explorers.
  
   
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The Tribune Staff
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===Eliday, Eatonis 16, 1016===
  
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====The Spell Cannon Fires====
  
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With word of strange events in the Vast conspiring, the massive Planar Disjunction Cannon swivels in its housing in the great fortification that holds it in the Red Ridge Mountains. With a blazing, blinding white light, the cannon /fires/ upon a location in the direction of the Vast.
 
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The City Council offers no other comment at this time.
  
   
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===Eliday, Eatonis 16, 1016===
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===Tariday, Bernfleur 25, 1019===
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====Kulthis!====
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====Rainbows Brew Vandalism====
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Stoneworks' Calzones reported vandalism this past Gilday. "Someone came in here, and put food colorin' in all our drinks," reported Embma Shaletracker, co-owner with her husband, Jaruda. "When we served them, there were these rainbows and sparkles, and imaginary horns stickin' out on top."
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A gathering numbering hundreds in The Vast was nearly wiped out to the last soul when the supposed coming of the gods was instead a Cult Legion. They came with out warning, demanding the Gods surrender to their will, and any who joined them would share enlightenment. But..why did one of their Aetheric Warships have the mark of Kulthus, and how did they travel safely through The Void and spill into this world? Several vessels entered our reality, and who knows what else could truly glimpsed on the other side of the rift they tore open!
  
   
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"They looked like liquified unicorn in a cup," replied Jaruda, wryly. "Not that...we'd ever serve such a thing."
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===Ceriday, Eatonis 15, 1016===
  
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====Parade====
  
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The "unicornification" seems, after investigation, to be a harmless prank. In response, Embma and Jaruda have declared a "week-long happy hour" in which visitors may enjoy ales and beers (if a little more colorful than usual) at 1/2 price.
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Though it is in the early planning stages, several of the wealhtier Dragonieri are planning a march with the refugee populace through Alexandria to show their support for claiming back their lost homeland and to demand aggressive action against the blight infesting the fallen country.
 
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"Help us clear out tha inventory!" Jaruda declared!
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===Tariday, Bernfleur 25, 1019===
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====Murder at Dawn====
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Officials report the death of a llyranesi wizard, nearby Sage Orum's. Locals are encouraged to be careful within this district for the next few days, as the cause of death is investigated.
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===Tariday, Bernfleur 25, 1019===
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====Visiting Poet Strikes a Prose!====
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"Vengeful Sorrows Within"
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:What have you done to me? A haze of betrayal, as perceptions crawl...
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:Once we drank of paradise, glad-hearted within Darkness
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:And wide-eyed, but your thirst soured into a vengeful morass of
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:Blood and tears
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:Follow hate, follow blood, love ground to dust
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:In a torrent of vengeance, I condemn you!
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...such are the words of Elviran, visiting and sponsored Council Poet! Known among the Caverns for her powerful verse and heart-felt, savage prose upon the stage, the poet Elviran represents a rarity among mul'niessa. That is, she has been sponsored by the Council to "share the as-yet unknown beauty of the mul, and the strength the pain of their noble sacrifice and ascension represents." The above is a translation from Undercommon, whereupon the words are harsher, and considered to have that essential "burrsome, yet vengeful snarl" associated with such emotions.
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The above poem is said to reference ties between two mul, one of whom turned from the One True Darkness (aka, Taara).
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Elviran has not stated the length of her visit, only that she intends to enjoy the Alexandrian theatre and it's "more relaxed approach, so alien to the joyful, fulfilling rigours of mul society."
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===Eliday, Bernfleur 23, 1019===
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====Body Missing====
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Officials are still investigating the dissapearance of a corpse associated with a recent discovery (and investigation) of a Mage's Prison.
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Mage's Prisons are so-called because of their usage to bind extraplanar beings and unwholesome experiments, the existence of such prisons outside of official sanction (for enforcement purposes) has been under close scrutiny of local governments for years. Rune had officially looked down on the practice, though less scrupulous mages were known to practice in secret. With Rune's dissolution, it has fallen to local governments to decide on enforcement.
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Investigations are still underway.
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===Bernfleur 18, 1019===
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====ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE====
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=====Front Page=====
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'''Attack in Nobles' District!'''
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A building in the noble district belonging to the prominent Telenil family, distant relatives of head of the city council Rawyn Telenil, imploded.
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City officials have been somewhat circumspect on the cause of the collapse but several notable adventurers were said to be on scene and some speculate that they are likely to blame. Others say a group of children stumbled upon a dangerous magical artifact which has now been contained by the Aquisitioners, the Elunan sect, some of whom were said to've been spotted on the site after the implosion.
 
 
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Rawyn Telenil issued a statement indicating her continuing support of the Guild of Explorers and its membership in solving problems too dangerous and difficult for the common man. The loss of a family property is 'small, compared to the dangers that were faced'.
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With tensions rising, many are concerned that violence could erupt.
  
   
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===Ceriday, Eatonis 15, 1016===
  
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'''Soldiers' Defense News'''
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====Half Dragons Aplenty====
  
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The Half-Dragon symbols have begun to slow in their appearance. Whatever point was being made with them has now clearly been made.
 
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The Soldier's Defense Hospital was evacuated in the wake of some kind of poison gas attack. Several golems and hardy adventurers were called to clear the place out and it seems to be that foul and fallen individuals deliberately let loose the gas in an attempt to rob the tithings vault. They were swiftly defeated and none survived and no doubt Althea will ensure they receive their just rewards.
 
 
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The Watch Constables of Alexandria are asking all citizens to keep an eye out for a five foot eleven, slender and dark haired man who has gone by the name of 'Argus'. He has a dinstinctive scar on his right hand running from his pointer finger to his wrist.
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Many of them are now being washed away, either through magic or through scrunch brush.
 
 
 
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The Hearthguards' extend their thanks to those who assisted.
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Whispers in the underworld, however, indicate that a new presence is definitely continuing to make itself felt in the seedier portions of Alexandria, primarily operating in locales populated by Dragonieri refugees.
  
   
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===Korday, Eatonis 6, 1016===
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=====Tribune Trails Comic=====
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====Anklar Vanche, Trouble Magnet====
  
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Just a day after turning up alive in Alexandira, when he was feared missing, Anklar Vanche was the subject of a kidnapping attempt by unknown individuals. A fight broke out outside a dockside tavern and he was nearly whisked away! Some speculate it has something to do with internal Myrrish politics, others wonder at ransom, and still more suggest that it was Anklar's unpaid debts catching up with him. No matter what, the Count's son does appear to be quite the trouble magnet.
 
   
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It was only the timely arrival of several adventurers -- some suggest too fortuious an arrival for them -- that spared the Count's son this indignity.
  
   
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===Tariday, Eatonis 4, 1016===
  
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====Missing Wastrel Son turns Up Alive====
  
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The son of Counce Vanhce of Rosalia, a Myrrish noble with familial ties to Alexandria, has turned up alive and well back in the city. Rumor was brief that Anklar, the Count's heir, had gone missing but it would appear that these rumors were unfounded, as Anklar was soon seen hitting up the taverns of Alexandria and making a nuisance of himself all over the city. Some speculate that he was deliberately making himself seen, but most of that is dismissed as silly -- everyone knows that Anklar is a no-good indulgent wastrel who fritters away his money almost constantly wherever he goes.
 
   
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=====Notice=====
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===Variday, Eatonis 3, 1016===
  
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Howdy, folks! The Tribune will be going on hiatus for a while, as I investigate a different approach. Thanks for your support! In the meantime, please feel free to use +bbread 7 for rumors and updates!
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====Public Meeting====
  
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The ruling council of Alexandria is announcing that there will be a series of public meetings conducted with various interest groups within the city relating to recent moves about the issues of Dragonier. One such meeting will be directed to the city's mercenary population, as they will no doubt have much a role to play in the coming days as the nation's attention pivots to dealing with the threat to civilization itself posed by Heth.
 
   
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===Variday, Eatonis 3, 1016===
  
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====Dranei Ambassador?!====
  
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Today, an unusual figure was sighted leaving the chambers of the Alexandrian ruling council. A slender, cloaked figure apparently addressed the council and then departed, being seen on his way to the Arena accompanied by a much large figure. Apparently, the man in the scholar's robe was said to be an emissary from one of the more powerful Warlords of Dran and his business with the council had something to do with Dragonier.
  
   
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===Kesenday, Pryntar 28, 1016===
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===Ceriday, Bernfleur 08, 1019===
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====Home Exorcised====
  
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Gathering together, a group of Vardamites, Clerics, Paladins and Monks, went into the home where undead have been known to plague it in the past few weeks. With guards outside to keep anyone from sneaking in and disrupting it, they performed a ritual to undo what was said to be a circle made for necromantic rituals. They all returned out, a few hours later, tired, but unscathed. Word is the family owning the home are free to return and ideally return to their daily lives.
  
   
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====ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE====
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===Korday, Pryntar 27, 1016===
  
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====Alexandrian Diplomats====
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=====Front Page=====
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'''Veshanti Delegation Attacked'''
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It would appear that several diplomatic missions have been sent by Alexandria to the far corners of the world. To Veyshan, to Rune, to Dran, and on and on. No doubt adventurers will be called on to help guard some of these vital missions. It's likely that this has something to do with Dragonier.
  
   
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An explosion occured in Upper Alexandria, near the Veyshanti Embassy. While the cause of the explosion is unknown, it does seem to have upset Merchant Tangisir, the bronze dragon who has family both in Alexandria and Veyshan and unofficial member of the Veyshanti delegation.
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===Tariday, Pryntar 25, 1016===
  
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====A Bright Spot in the Darkness====
  
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"It is unacceptable," he's quoted as saying. Master Tangisir suggests his warehouses had recently been set pon by thieves, but expressed confidence that Alexandrian authorities would look into the matter.
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Until recently, few dared to set foot in Dragonier.
 
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No deaths were reported as a result of the blast.
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Editor's Note: We've reported previously on Merchant Tangisir, in the following editions:
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* [[Main_Page#Gilday.2C_Quintoos_09.2C_1018|Quintoos 9, 1018]]
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* [[News_Archives#Tariday.2C_Eatonis_22.2C_1018|Eatonis 22, 1018]]
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* [[News_Archives#Kirday.2C_Eatonis_24.2C_1018|Eatonis 24, 1018]]
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* [[News_Archives#Ceriday.2C_Bernlfleur_23.2C_1018|Bernfleur 23, 1018]]
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OOC: This ties into the Grisht series of plots, run by Lahar.
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'''Mage's Prison Presumptiously Uncovered!'''
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Officials in Alexandrian uncovered a Mage's Prison. Uncovered in the northern wilderness, it is suspected the prison was used on Fel residents. Although some speculate its usage may have been recovery-based, a brief investigation into the area confirms this was not the case. "Runes along the walls, scratch marks from multiple escape attempts. In a legal prison, the wards merely block a dangerous and convicted creature from leaving, there's documentation, that sort of thing. Here, the prison was kept in secret, and the wards were set to rend on attempt of exit," a spokesperson from the Arcanists said.
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Mage's Prisons are so-called because of their usage to bind extraplanar beings and unwholesome experiments, the existence of such prisons outside of official sanction (for enforcement purposes) has been under close scrutiny of local governments for years. Rune had officially looked down on the practice, though less scrupulous mages were known to practice in secret. With Rune's dissolution, it has fallen to local governments to decide on enforcement.
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Local Watch constabulary suggest the Prison has been "eradicated and nullified," thanks to the heroic actions of local adventurers.
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IMAGE: An image is included of all adventurers, complete with flying capes. A crook'd wizard in a goatee is seen running away, shaking his fist and yelling, 'Curses!'
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OOC: This ties into the Grisht series of plots, run by Lahar.
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'''Ghost Spooks Celebrants at vonIronBrew's!'''
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During the celebration at the loss of a great warrior, Grisht the Half-oruch. Many stories were told about his great standings in the arena and some of his past deeds, such as the alleged child that he sired with a Princess from another land. However, the tale on everyone's lips about this event had to be how the celebration was shaken by the appearance of a ghost who marked a few of the revellers as they fought over a mysterious bracelet that disrupted the celebration.
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The glowing figure appeared moments after a bracelet fell to the floor, seeming to summon the glowing figure. Perhaps this is the spirit of the late Grisht, trying to reclaim something important to him? Either way, the figure faded before leaving its mark o a number of those who were fighting over the bracelet. Anyone with further information on this story is asked to contact the Tribune.
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OOC: By Chezni! This ties into the Grisht series of plots, run by Lahar.
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'''Explosions Light Up the Sky in Noble District'''
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A pillar of light shot into the sky, followed by a building imploding today in the Noble District.
 
 
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Guards promptly sealed off the area and spoke to several adventurers who were on hand. Because of course they were.
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That seems to have changed.
 
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OOC: This refers to a plot run by Whirlpool! Contact Kira, Fazahd, Elisabeth, Stjepan, Terewin and Astaren for details!
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=====Fashion and Culture=====
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'''Gladiatorial Celebrations'''
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Alexandria's own gladiator, Grisht, will be celebrated at vonIronBrew's this Kesenday. Noted for his strength as well as jovaility, Gresht will be sorely missed by locals and businesses alike, who often liked to wager on his matches.
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Local fan 'Caps' had this to say: "I saw his match against Gresher the Thresher! It was really cool! He swung his axe, and Gresher yelled. He had a mountain on his ax." Caps is 10 years old, and attends matches with his mother.
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Although recent sspicions of poisoning have raised concerns among the local gladiator community, well-wishers say they don't intend to let that sully his memory at the celebrations. Reports fan Gildain Troughrough, "There was a Grisht in all of us. He tried hard, and he wasn't the best--but he was damn good. That's worth drinkin' to."
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Editor's Note: See our follow-up coverage of this event in the Front Page.
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=====Tribune Trails Comic=====
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<center>''Submitted by Roselle!''</center>
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=====Personal and Editorials=====
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'''An Invitation to the Crimsons Pen!'''
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Mikilostravia Abrioudelanarchie Mithralla, Lord of Estranillia, Archmage of the Sixth, extends a formal invatation to the ladies of the Crimson Pen, to Mithralla Manor for tea and conversation. Arrangement information can be obtained via the Tribune offices, or directly by Mithralla Manor. The magus suggests Ambassador Abrahil Brindelgear as chaperone.
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===Korday, Eatonis 16, 1019===
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====ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE====
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=====Front Page=====
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=====Something Wicked=====
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There have been rumours floating about the grand city about the shadows that are cast by Desolation are... moving. Most insist this is merely speculation on the part of some of the more wary, though some might say 'paranoid', denizens of this great nation.
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Recently, a team was dispatched into the distant range between Alexandros and Desolation in order to research these claims, though their investigations proved only to bring about more questions from a curious and, yes, frightened populace. Though they have admitted that there was activity involving the undead out there in the cold and unwelcome reaches, there is still much to be discovered about whether or not this threat has anything to do with the apparently 'moving' gloom cast beneath the prison state's ever-watchful presence, or is simply nothing more than an unfortunate event that just so happened to be in the area in which they arrived.
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If you ask the guard, as I have, they would tell you: 'It's nothing more than a routine response to reports from someone that's obviously gotten into the drink. Desolation is a fine and stable bastion against lawlessness Ea over, and we owe it to the Keepers of that place to at least assume they'd know if something were brewing under their noses. Look, I'll tell you what I told my toddler. Nothing's wrong. The shadow's the same as it always has been. The sun still rises every morning. That enough?'
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Some people are still skeptical, but this is one citizen that's convinced.
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OOC: This relates to an amazing plot run by YOKAI! Contact them for details.
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=====Pembroke Springsworth Lets the Dogs Run at Khazadi Fest=====
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Pembroke Springsworth, gnomish woodscrafter, never thought to achieve fame in the world of war dogs. "I just set out to make the best companion possible!" he said. From his Inspiration, the world now has Dire Corgis.
 
 
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The corgis arrived in Alexandria for the first time, just days ago. Inspired or perhaps emboldened by the Beer Fest, Pembroke decided to show off his invention. His very fluffy, adorable invention.
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The government of Alexandria took the lead on an initiative to strike into the borders of Dragonier and land a blow on the hordes of undead that roam the fallen kingdom. There once was a forest called the Groves of the Twin Hearts. Those hearts had been destroyed by the corruption of Heth. Now, it is said, that those hearts beat once more and the grove has been purified. The forest will once again be giving its gifts, solace, and security to those who seek it and will no doubt provide a useful refuge for those moving on the border of Dragonier.
 
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Of course, in true gnomish fashion, no good invention is without mischief. A group of children acquired corgis with odd, elemental powers, and mischief was had.
 
 
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OOC: Dire Corgis are now available ingame, thanks to gnomish obsession with making things better and in this case, fluffier. You may request this change from staff. Also, our Animal Companion code still doesn't auto-level in chargen. So, you'll need to ping staff when you level, anyhow. We're able to do it from our end; the advance code is just kerflundling.
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It's not much, but it's a start in what will be the long battle to reclaim what Heth has taken.
 
 
 
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Stats available here: http://www.tenebraemush.net/index.php/Dire_Corgi
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(A big thanks to Hurricane for splitting running duties with me, and a thanks to [[Kerbasy]], [[Jareth]], [[Jibbom]], [[Myrana]], [[Oates]], [[Halani]], [[Cesran]], [[Ceres]], [[Tatyannah]], [[Fishbelly]], [[Elessa]], [[Munch]], [[Aurala]], [[Thyrson]], [[Aenyn]] and [[Ssylrath]]!)
  
   
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===Korday, Pyrntar 20, 1016===
  
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====Cultist Changelings in our Midst!====
  
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Rumors come in about a cult of doppelgangers who worship a long-forgotten deity of the Void.
  
   
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=====Murdered Wizard to Seek Damage Against Apprentices; Third Still on the Loose=====
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Two were found in a town northeast of Alexandria, having killed two apprentice blacksmiths and taken their places.
  
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As reported in: "No Magic Clues Found in Murder of Wizard," in our Kesenday, Vhast 20 edition, the wizard Maraxos continues to have trouble with his apprentices. The three apprentices left him for dead, only to have Maraxos return to life later as an arcane duplicate.
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Two apprentices have been arrested so far. The second apprentice, Tergip the Bloody Lip, attempted the summon of numerous elementals in order to bind them to himself as a source of power. He was prevented in his task by agents from the Adventurer's Guild, though is expected to recover. Manxoff will be seeking ajudication from the Parliament of Magi in punishing his wayward apprentices and a trial is set to begin once all three have been located. Only one remains on the loose, Grinto Bloody-Maw. Enclosed is an artist's render of this individual. If encountered report to the Watch immediately.
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===Korday, Pryntar 13, 1016===
  
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====Lady Sandiel Pregnant?====
  
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Recently at a Gala, a well to do party and silent auction of some means, Jibbom was hearding carousing with guests and explaining to them on a recent trip with his beloved Lady Sandiel to the plane of 'Breathless Nights' and 'Sweet Tender Embraces' she found her self, as one may guess after such planar jaunts for wholesome recreations.. pregnant with twins.
  
   
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=====Owlbear Sightings--be Wise when Venturing into the Forests this Week=====
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Oh Jibbom what ever will you do?
  
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The Tribune has received claims from Wilderness Pointe of owlbear sightings, and sent this reporter to investigate. A survey of those at the Wayfarer's Inn resulted as, one local lumberjack reported, overhearing the distinctive hoot-growl of an unknown number of the beasts near a foresting site. Based on this information, an expedition was sent to find the creatures.
   
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The ranger Ga'Elian happened to be in the pub that same evening, and was able to give a description of the owlbear. He described how that the tracks and other observable signs of owlbears are nearly indistinguishable from those of ordinary bears, in appearance. However, an expert tracker can tell the difference by the depth of the impressions of the forepaw prints versus those of the hindpaw prints, and by the length of the owlbear's gait. In addition, while bears do break branches as they move through the trees, owlbears often leave feathers behind where they push through. Finally, the diet and resulting fewmets of owlbears are somewhat different from those of ordinary bears. For example, owlbears don't seem to feed on honey as much as ordinary bears do. Hunter Ga'Elian did say that he has found owlbears here and there in the woods between Wilderness Pointe and Mictlan, but not anywhere that civilized folk would ordinarily encounter them.
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===Korday, Pryntar 13, 1016===
  
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====Kegger Fest!====
  
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In response to the increased sightings, villagers in Wilderness Pointe have laid up weapons to fend off a potential incursion by the creature. Children are being kept under close supervision at the edges of the village. The innkeeper has volunteered to collect the reports of any who might encounter signs of the beasts too near their community, and the tension among the locals is noticeable. This reporter notes, however, that the country folk of this village are often held to be a touch on the paranoid or trigger-happy side by authorities in Alexandria. Furthermore, Ga'Elian said that the Ygdrassil Union does maintain a vigil in these forests and solves potential problems far more often than the villagers are ever aware of, through methods that city dwellers would rarely expect.
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Today, Kegger Fest has started!
 
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=====Fashion and Culture=====
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=====Muscle is out! Slender is in!=====
 
 
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Trends in Alexandros come and go with the season, but this season is straight from Llyranost! The Pen's latest work draws on trends; it does not reinvent them. Tall and slender is in, with long flaxen hair. Some nobles are getting ear extensions, to make theirs longer. Togas also, are in style in every variety.
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The city guard (all wincing, of course) is knuckling down in preparation for the inevitable trouble a town full of rowdy mercenaries and merchants is going to bring.
  
   
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===Gilday, Pryntar 12, 1016===
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=====Tribune Trails Comic=====
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None this week. :(
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====Undead Rumors====
  
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Seems there has been a rash of undead in the city, all centered around one old house in the Lower District. Two calls have gone out to the Guild of Explorers and the Temple of Vardama for help, and it seems to be getting worse. The family is no longer living at the house, but haven't moved out, and the house appears to be on complete lock down after this second visit, and with a guard. The Temple of Vardama is scrambling a bit to deal with whatever problem has been discovered inside the house.
  
   
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===Variday, Pryntar 10, 1016===
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=====Great Paladin Advice Column=====
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While there is no column this week, certain Demon Lords have been filing a higher number than average of claims for health insurance in Taaran temples.
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====Althean Cloister====
  
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Several ALtheans have retreated into the church. Apparently, they are engaged in some kind of meditation or rite over the next several days. Something to do with the 'Foundation Stone' recovered from Dragonier to assist in the ritual exorcism of the Azure Queen, at least that's what the rumors are saying.
  
   
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===Ceriday, Pryntar 01, 1016===
  
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====Black Markets Buzz...====
  
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Underground markets buzz with the word of a Dragoneri trinket, reportedly deeply historical and perhaps magical in nature. The specifics change from story-to-story but the basic message remains the same; Someone out there has an important piece of history.
  
   
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===Korday, Eatonis 02, 1019===
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Word seems to radiate from Goblintown.
  
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====Alexandrian Tribune====
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=====Front Page=====
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'''Grave-Robbing Artificer Builds Concern'''
   
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The Vardaman temple has expressed concern publicly over the recent grave robberies that've plagued the local cemetaries lately.
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Contact [[Younger]] for more information!
  
   
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Apparently there were advances made in locating the culprit of this unforgivable defilement of these sacred lands, but when attempts were made to apprehend this heinous individual, resistance was offered in the way of constructs made from what is presumed to be not only the treasured items of the dearly departed, but the departed themselves, turning them into horrific beasts with the ability to still the body and kill the mind. In the fray, the culprit, a goblin survivors name as one 'Gragle', last seen wearing a black wizard's hat, and a ratty robe to match, fled the grasps of justice. It is believed that he will offend again.
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===Kesenday, Vhast 31, 1016===
  
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====Show of Force====
  
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The City Guard and militia -- and even adventurers -- have been brought out to patrol the city in the wake of the Feast of Darkness. This being a holy day dedicated to Maugrim, many people will not be conducting business or going about other affairs for fear of offending the Tyrant God, while others will carry on. Either way, the city government is taking no chances and intends to make it clear that no disruption or threat to the security of the city will be tolerated. It is oddly appropriate.
  
   
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The Temple asks that the public report any information they might have regarding this most unfortunate of events, appealing to the kindness of others with the rising slogan seeming to be: "What if it was your family?"
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===Kesenday, Vhast 31, 1016===
  
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====Dragonieri Business Defaced====
  
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A dragonieri owned business, the Smiling Gnome General Store in the Lower Trade District, was defaced with crude slogans against the Dragonieri this morning. While efforts have been made to clean it up since then, the vandalized business is now shuttered.
 
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This clearly points to some anti-dragonieri sentiment being stirred up in the wake of the 'half-dragons' being left in various locales about the city.
  
   
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What, indeed?
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===Variday, Vhast 27, 1016===
  
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====Sewer Catastrophe Averted!====
  
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A strange rumbling sound was eminating from the sewers beneath the lower trade district of Alexandria. Brave adventurers were called in and sent beneath the sewers, where they apparently did battle with some kind of creature that was gumming up the works quite deliberately down there. Where it came from remains unclear, but the city of Alexandria owes a debt to these brave (and dirty) souls.
 
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(Feel free to hassle [[Oates]], [[Kravar]], [[Jibbom]], [[Leisel]], [[Uarala]] and [[Tatyannah]].)
  
   
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OOC: This relates to a plot run by the amazing YOKAI! Contact her for details!!
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===Ceriday, Vhast 25, 1016===
  
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====Shadow Boxing====
  
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In advance of his headbutting challenge Boshter was training some young warriors on the art of headbutting at the Festival Grounds. Fellow martial weapons aficionado, Azog was on hand to witness this lesson as was local wizard, Cesran. As the trio began to discuss the technique that Boshter was using, Azog doubtful of the prowess of the headbeat and Cesran, spewing confusing wizard terminology, they were suddenly attacked by three shadows. Azog and Boshter bravely stood their grounds as cowardly Cesran disappeared from sight. Demonstrating the superiority of the headbutt Boshter destroyed two of the shadow fiends while Azog with some very minor assistance from Cesran was able to banish the last fiend.
  
   
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This is the story that's going around the Arena, Temple of Kor local taverns and anywhere that manly men gather to discuss the new of the day. (OOC: Talk to [[Boshter]], [[Azog]] and/or [[Cesran]] for the full story)
  
   
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'''Local Hero Felled'''
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===Kesenday, Vhast 24, 1016===
  
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====Dragon Knight Seen Again====
  
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The Dragon Knight and it's great, majestic silver dragon have once again been sighted. This time it would appear that both Dragon and Knight paid a visit to the Temple of Eluna. The Knight descended into the courtyard of the Temple, then left, flying back to the ruined fort that they have since made their home.
  
   
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Grisht, a local favorite among Order Paramount battles, was set to fight another well-known and loved competitor in the ring last Kesenday. Instead, Grisht was found by his assistant in one of the preparation rooms. A Mourner confirmed the death just hours later, although preservation was not able to take place until some time after, due to the nature of the incident.
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===Gilday, Vhast 22, 1016===
  
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====Jibbom-s-====
  
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Details remain vague, but reports confirm there to now be -two- Steel Von Ironblood, Bane of Night's running around. Or something. While tensions are high in certain areas, the Watch has yet to be mobilized on this spreading madness.
  
   
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A celebration of Grisht'd life and times is scheduled at vonIronBrew's this coming week. The nature of his death is still under investigation.
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===Tariday, Vhast 21, 1016===
  
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====Hauntings in the City====
  
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A number of hauntings were reported across the city in recent days, with spooky activity becoming the latest topic of gossip. One family, as the story goes, had their house terrorized by the not-so-imaginary playmates of their son... flying books and phantom children made their lives miserable until a group of local adventurers reportedly drove the malevolent spirits out.
  
   
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OOC: This has become a full-scene, and will be story and legwork focused. I'll be running the brewery scene later next week, as my schedule shakes out. Folks already investigating have priority, ofc! - Lahar
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In possibly related ghost-chatter, the mansion which was the home for the auction some weeks back also seems to have fallen upon more haunted times. Furniture is said to move of its own accord, creaks and groans emanate throughout the hallways, and curtains blow and billow even in the absence of a breeze.
  
   
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The local temples have gone on record to say that there is, in fact, not a widespread spectral outbreak in the city, and these are likely isolated incidents.
  
   
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'''Spiders Attack While Lurking from Alleyways'''
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===Gilday, Vhast 15, 1016===
  
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====Dragonieri Images====
  
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Late in the morning of Pryntar 27, the Lower Market District was shocked by the sound of a blood-curdling scream from one of its alleys. Witnesses say that two adventurers responded even as shoppers gathered to watch--from a safe distance.
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Throughout the city, and especially in the lower parts where there are more refugees from Dragonier, various duplicated images of a dragon have been turning up on walls, streets, and more. The image is of a coppery dragon's front half, like half the image is missing.
 
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The scream came from Lara Tess, a half-Sildanyari local resident who had been heading into the alley to collect laundry that she had hung to dry. Ms. Tess was both startled and terrified by a trio of giant spiders who had built a web between the shop building she lives in and the next one over.
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The Tribune learned that the adventurers who responded were the Sunblade Lysa Hrolfdottr, and the ranger Ga'Elian "Ettin-slayer". Witnesses say that the Sunblade's first action was to pull Ms. Tess out of harm's way, before slicing one of the monsters clean in half with her noble sword. Ga'Elian fired volleys of arrows at both of the other spiders, dropping them quickly. Watch spokesman Titus Cooper reported that the adventurers promptly reported the situation, including what appeared to be an opening into the sewers where the spiders seem to have come from. Measures were taken without delay to stop the opening and clear away the spider mess. Watchman Cooper expressed thanks to the adventurers and appreciation to the Adventurer's Guild for the services they regularly provide to the residents of Alexandria.
 
 
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OOC: The foregoing was based upon a spontaneous scene RP'd on grid! The log is at http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/Scream_from_the_Alley
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How they are appearing is a mystery, but they appear to be cropping up quite frequently.
  
   
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===Tariday, Vhast 14, 1016===
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=====Fashion and Culture=====
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'''Crimson Cookoff!'''
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====Prestigious Moon Under New Ownership====
  
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Apparently, Lady Sandiel has come into the possession of a Llyranessi clothing shop.
 
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In response to our EMERGENCY EDITION, you've sent in your votes! ...and delicious recipes! The Crimson Pen--or is it Pens--are thrilled, and assure us that a draft is already underway. Still, it could go either direction, couldn't it?
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- The Tribune
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'''Preparation of Sky Eel'''
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:Sent in on behalf of favoring Magelos Jithralla
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For those unfamilar, Sky Eel are a common creature from the elemental plane of water, named for their vibrant sky blue color. Easily aquired from a range of arcane sources, many believe this delicacy to be ficticious, or even poisonous; simple misunderstandings from improper preperation.
 
 
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Sky Eel should be prepared fresh, and the meat spoils rapidly when exposed to air or direct sunlight. The eel can be prepared like any aquatic animal, removing the head, skin, bones, and internal organs, leaving a rubber flesh of sky blue. A this point the flesh is indeed toxic, and should not be consumed. A white or grey flesh has spoiled, and should be discarded. By rubbing the meat with common sea salt, the texture should harden, and the color deeper to a rich navy blue. Simple shake off the excess salt. Any earth based material, such as common dirt, can have a similar effect, but sea salt best preserves the flavor.
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Once the meat has been prepared, it can be cooked similar to other fish. This author recommends a light coating of basil and lemon juice before frying in olive oil. A properly cooked Sky Eel will take on bright green highlights, and the meat flake easily. Serve with white wine and asparagus.
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Needless to say, this is contributing to a great deal of curiosity, given her usual disdain for fashion.
  
   
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===Variday, Vhast 13, 1016===
  
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====A Song of Headbutting====
  
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From the town criers': "Let it be known that Zaxx of the Adventurer's Guild sponsors a detailed song of the upcoming Headbutting Contest with no less than fifty gold coins to be paid when the song is in circulation and to be performed at midsummer and the temple of Angoron for no less than once a month until midsummer."
  
   
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'''Chicken and Rice'''
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===Ceriday, Vhast 11, 1016===
  
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:Sent in on behalf of Mereth
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====Boshter Headbutt Challenge====
  
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The Arvek Nar, Boshter, has issued a standing challenge.
 
 
 
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You will need bacon, 2 cups uncooked white rice, two pound chicken leg quarters, can of cream of mushroom soup, seasonings. Place a layer of fatty bacon along the bottom of a 9x13 cake pan. Pour even layer of 2 cups uncooked white rice. Lay chicken over top of rice, pour cream of mushroom soup over entire pan. Sprinkle with black pepper and oregano. Over with foil, bake at 325F for 30 minutes. Uncover, bake additional 15 minutes. Serve hot.
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Apparently, the challenge is to break an object with your head that Boshter can not also break.
 
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Pheasant or turkey can easily replace chicken, other cream soups can replace Cream of Mushroom. Common troubles are dry chicken. Make sure to leave skin on, and uncooked rice, which may need additional hydration. Experiment to suit personal tastes.
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'''Delicious Summer Strawberries'''
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:On behalf of Magelos Jithralla
 
 
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As the summer heats up, so can you with simply sensual sliced summer starberries. Begin with stawberries, plucked in the burning heat of a summer sun, sweat glistening. Soak in wet, dripping, water to wash away those impure thoughts. Chill in a private cellar, in the dark, pressed close, hidden from the world above.
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No. Really. The Boshter headbutt challenge is now a 'thing'.
  
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With a sharp knife, slice lengthways, revealing the tender flesh within. But be careful, or you might get hurt. Spread the pieces out on a plate, exposed, unashamed, a feast for the eyes and sences. Drizzle with warm, dark chocolate, and rich golden honey, the two mixing, swirling, becomming as one. Consume slowly by candel light, savoring every piece, as the favors explode across your tongue.
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'''Sandy Soother'''
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:On behalf of Magelos Jithralla
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Pie for Pacifying Irate Sandys:
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Take one (1) quantity of sweet pastry, and one (1) bottle of High Density Alcoholic Beverage, and roll the pastry out to form a casing for a good-sized deep dish pie pan.
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Take a large swig of alcohol. Taste pastry. Toss the entire casing out as a bad job as it's not sweet enough. Take enough alcohol to bring the bottle downto half.
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Take three (3) cups sugar, twelve (12) eggs, separate the whites from the yolks, and beat the sugar together with the egg whites until they form soft peaks - but that takes too long so just empty 1/4 of the alcohol into the mixture and give it a sloppy stir. Hoick the whole pie case into a heated oven and bake on the highest possible heat.
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By the time the world stops spinning around, the pie ought to be ready, and slightly burnt on the top, which only adds to the flavour. That is, if it hasn't caught fire first. If it has, put out the fire with a swipe of a damp cloth, scrape off the burnt bits, and mix more alcohol with the contents, by which time one can either consume, or imbibe, the resultant mixture. Which ought to then put any irate Sandys to sleep.
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=====Tribune Trails Comic=====
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=====Where in Ea is Severson Sparkthistle?=====
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===Kesenday, Vhast 10, 1016===
  
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Our regular, 'Gnomish Traveller' column is replaced by an emergency. Gearbear's cousin Severson has been kidnapped and is being taken across Ea! With your help, the search is underway! Please help us identify the locations in the sketches!
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====Dragon Knight Sighted====
  
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During the blizzard that took place over the last couple of days, the Dragon Knight and her silver Dragon have been sighted in flight near Alexandria. Apparently, they were recently seen travelling towards the Vast before returning to the crumbling fort they've been operating out of since their arrival in Alexandria last fall.
  
   
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Send your responses to: +request/trib Severson=Your guess!
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===Kesenday, Vhast 10, 1016===
  
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====Guardsman Slain in Sting Gone Wrong====
  
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Two groups of mercenaries from the Guild of Explorers and the City Guard set out together and were working in concert to trap bandits which are said to've been hassling merchants on the roads recently. They returned later that same day with several wounded guardsman and a few deceased ones as well being carried back to Alexandria for proper internment in the city's crypts.
 
 
 
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'''The Latest Evidence'''
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The local rumor mill is indicating that both groups ran into unrelated (or was it?) trouble and were forced to give up their efforts to lure out the bandits in question.
  
   
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===Korday, Vhast 09, 1016===
  
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====Snow Tapers Off====
  
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The sudden snowstorm which rocked Alexandria and environs has slowed down and finally stopped. It will take a few days to dig out from under it and the snow will be around for a while with the weather generally being a good bit colder than it usually is this time of year.
  
   
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'''How to Identify Severson v. Gearbear'''
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===Tariday, Vhast 07, 1016===
  
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====Illothan Cult Broken Up====
  
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The City Watch today is pleased to announce that a ring of Illothan Cultists, worshipers of the goddess of murder, have been either killed or apprehended. The Guard claims that these cultists were responsible for the troubles in Goblintown during the exorcism and more recently along the wall with the release of their so-called 'Blood Golems'.
 
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'''Balefire Silkworks Rescue!'''
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===Variday, Pryntar 20, 1019===
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====ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE====
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'''Dark Pathways Ahead'''
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Adventurers were dispatched this evening last in response to a cry for help so uncommon that many had at first thought it a hoax; the Lunar Grove, a local druid circle known for their insular and reclusive ways, requested the city's aid in the shadow of heavy losses suffered in the previous months, claiming an inability to properly uphold a natural balance in the outreaching Westwood Copse on the very brink of their perview.
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Lead by a scout from 'Dancing Shadows', the militant arm of the unusual grove used primarily for the culling of an overpopulace of predators, the group of wayward warriors encountered a cyclopian threat, complete with what reports have called a 'hunt-to-kill' trained pack of worgs, unindiginous to the area in question. According to the recollection of one such Adventurer, 'Observation: Attempted ambush. Resolution: Elimination. Summation: Mission successful.'
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Heavy casualty was sustained by the party, but due to the bravery and will of those involved, it seems that the danger is, for the moment, quelled in the west. Merchants and travellers alike are still warned against the trails that extend through that distant territory without protection, but the way is open, and the possibilities are endless.
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OOC: This refers to a prP run by the great Yokai! Contact her for details! Participants were Aodh, Zant, Ollithial, and Sasha!
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'''Chimeria Brings Questions About Its Arrival'''
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A caravan being escorted to the bank of Alexandria was interrupted by a hideous, monstrous Night Hag whom challenged the mercenaries guarding it for the rights to a particular gem in their care. Accepting her challenge (despite apparent rumors of flirations between her and one Aesir warrior), they defeated her pet Chimeras and were able to proceed to the bank and deposit the wealth of owner safely.
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OOC: This ties to a scene by Whirlpool! Contact him for details! Participants were: Alba, Mayahuel, Jokul, Durrankar!
 
 
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The City Watch offers a special thank to you all the Guild of Explorer Members who assisted and took great risks for the safety of the city. [[Eligar]], [[Findrago]], [[Bennet]], [[Zippo]], [[Ulharilti Wiivai]], [[Katyana]], [[Dragomir]], [[Millicent]], [[Zippo]], [[Jonan]], [[Vuk]], and [[Fazahd]] have all received a commendation from the city and are publically thanked at the end of the announcement.
  
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=====Fashion and Culture=====
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'''Brews Hopping in Alexandria!'''
   
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Local brewers are showing their pride this week with new brews. Some are only available this week! Here is what you've had to say...
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===Variday, Vhast 06, 1016===
  
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====Sudden Blizzard====
  
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A sudden snow storm struck Alexandria tonight. It began snowing at around midnight and didn't stop until eight hours later. The city will begin digging itself out, but the storm blew in from over the Redridge mountains. It's thought likely an odd weather pattern from the Desolation is to blame.
 
   
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Lysa Hrolfdottr writes:
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For the next day or two, the city and surrounding countryside will be struck with additional flurries.
  
   
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:Worldgrog's World Grog: Rumlike drink with not just Earthy undertones, but tasted like Rum on the rocks... rocks as in stone and soil.
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===Gilday, Vhast 01, 1016===
  
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====Estate Sale Successful====
  
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The estate sale of Renthis Banhold went quite well, according to rumor, and many miscellaneous souvenirs of a career in adventuring were purchased by those with interests in such thing. The house now lays abandoned and will soon go up for sale, no doubt, itself.
  
   
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:Blue Banner Ale: Quite good. More traditional ale flavor with the hint of something tangy and metallic. Iron? Bronze? Mithral? Hard to say!
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===Gilday, Vhast 01, 1016===
  
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====The Phoenix====
  
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As part of the turning of the year, the Progressive Arcanist's put on quite a show! The highlight of it was the fireworks display, which began with a illusory phoenix of great size flying over Alexandria before taking off high into the sky and exploding into a brilliant display of fireworks. The phoenix, being the symbol of ALexandria's flag and its many rebirths, was a welcome sight to close out the year for many and cheers were heard throughout the city at the display.
  
   
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:Magmabreaker: Tried burning out my taste buds for good with this one. Lysa didn't even know what Magma was until it was too late. Afterwards, there was a lingering burn. Her review is: Tastes like FIRE.
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===Ceriday, Khael 28, 1015===
  
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====Daemon Trouble====
  
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It seems that it is all over, the rash of demon sightings and attacks over in the Redridge Mountains. Seems the miners of the platinum mine released a daemon (that's with an A) that used demons to cause trouble while it was gaining a base of power. It attacked and took over a local monastery, but thankfully even with some relatively minor damage, they have been freed from the daemon's control.
 
   
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:Deepjaw Stout: Mostly because it was so much cooler than the Magmabreaker, the Stout had a -very- soothing and smooth taste to it. Like caramel though in liquid form and with less sugar. Tasted like it should have been thick... a beer milkshake? Hrmmm...
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There was also a rash of demons that were about just causing mischief and mayhem, but it seems other groups have already gone through and swept them up quite handedly. Though it might be wise to be cautious of the mystery meat at the Ox-Strength Tavern for a while.
  
   
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:Strongarm IX: Strong enough to cross the eyes, a good bitter taste to it. Drink enough, and it will fool you into thinking you are far stronger than you really are. Well-named bew!
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===Kesenday, Khael 27, 1015===
  
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====Bandits Strike?====
  
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A merchant was seen stumbling into town by the north gate today, telling a tale of masked man who came out of nowhere to strike him down and burn his wagon after pillaging it. He claims they left him a single half-copper, which some say was from the fallen kingdom of Dragonier. As this tale spreads, wary eyes are turned towards those from the fallen kingdom who've made Alexandria their home.
  
   
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===Eliday, Khael 22, 1015===
  
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====Fighting Crime====
  
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In response to the rising crime some adventurers have been recruited to help track down and catch those that break the law. One such group was in action recently, following a break in at a local jewelry store. One of the perpetrators was caught turned informant. Using that information the adventurers broke up the gang and recovered the jewelry. However on a darker note, the informant was found dead a couple of nights later, his body drained of all its blood...
  
   
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Thank you, Lysa! Keep sending in your reviews, and celebrating the Festival!
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(Feel free to speak to [[Bennet]], [[Vuk]], [[Kade]], [[Zippo]], [[Ulharilti Wiivai]] and [[Takiyah]] about what happened.)
  
   
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===Ceriday, Khael 21, 1015===
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The Nar-sektoth was really bugged by this incident. In fact, when we handed them the script, they ripped it.
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====Rising Crime====
  
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With the guard depleted after the fall of the Blue Lady, the cost having been so high, shadier elements in Alexandria are returning to business as usual as well. Reports of extortion, smuggling and all other manner of larceny seem to be on the rise. More rumors indicate the growth of new underground organizations born out of the refugees are quite common, with many fingers pointed at the Dragonieri most especially.
  
   
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===Korday, Khael 19, 1015===
  
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====Trade Begins Again====
  
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With the Azure Queen no longer present and things slowly returning to normal in Alexandria, trade is once again beginning to flourish in the city.
 
   
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=====Great Paladin Advice Column=====
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More specifically, a number of Khazadi merchant airships seem to be heading northwards. Their destination is rumored to be Bludgun, oddly enough. Despite the ancient animosity between Khazad, Oruch and Giant, the delivery of tools, foodstuffs, and other sorts of things for the development of Bludugn's norther, Dragonier facing fortifications is continuing apace.
  
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The Great Paladin reports that Charn's weather is terrible this time of year, but then it is always terrible. Column returning as soon as she makes it back from her vacation! May the corpses of evil cleanse the earth before you, as a kindly, comforting carpet!
   
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===Tariday, Khael 17, 1015===
  
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====More in the Mountains====
  
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Things are getting weirder out by the mountains. Now a monk has been brought from a nearby village talking about how his monastery has been run over by some sort of evil that infected him and all of his Brothers, even the Abbot. He is now in the care of the faithful of Navros in the city but being questioned by priests of Daeus.
  
   
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===Korday, Khael 12, 1015===
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=====The Gnomish Traveler=====
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Gearbear Sparkthistle is returning from Blar this week! Please send in your letters--where should he go, next??
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====More from the Redridge====
  
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Seems a lot have been going on over in the Redridge Mountains as of late. Among everything else, it seems that a recently rediscovered platinum mine was overrun by demons, killing everyone working there. A party sent by the owner found a few stragglers, but also reported oddities evil inside the mine. It is currently sealed off, and with one small artifact recovered, there are still questions.
  
   
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===Variday, Khael 09, 1015===
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'''Spring Staves!'''
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====Rumblings roused from Redridge====
  
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For the past few nights there have been tales of wolf howls from the trails in the Redridge Mountains leading up to the mining settlements there. More disturbing though are rumours that ancient burial sites have been violated, releasing numbers of the unliving. Something up there in the bleak of winter must have been roused and it seems to be drawing closer to the city. Finally, an older miner comes into town, refusing to explain where his wounds came from until he gets a good stiff shot of whiskey into him. Even then he seems reticent:
  
   
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Spring Staves! Mithralla Merchandise now offers a line of magical staves! From fire to ice to the ever famed Staff of Power, Mithralla Merchandise now offers a wide range of arcane staves. Located on the Mountain Road, under the giant sword, Mithralla Merchandise continues to offer a wide range of quality magical items, crafted from local mateirals, with over two centuries of crafting experience.
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:"It were a.. a big dog."
  
   
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'''Seeking Stories!'''
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:"Not 'sactly. Like someone 'ad tried to blend a dog and a man. It was tellin' those normal sized wolves and the shamblin' ones wot ta do."
  
   
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Want to spread RUMORS? SLANDAR? ...or just tell everyone about that awesome PrP you just ran, or roleplay you'd had? Send it to the Tribune! We give out bonus RPP for every article when we publish! (Publication cycle is every 2 weeks, earlier if we have enough articles.)
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===Tariday, Pryntar 07, 1019===
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:"Yeah. Barely 'scaped wiv me life. Barkeep: fill 'er up!"
  
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====ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE====
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'''Conspiracy Uncovered'''
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:Nothing coherent comes from the man the rest of the night, save to indicate that he has lost a companion on the trail in a horrific attack.
  
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OOC: For more information, please contact [[Benthus]], [[Kiroth]], [[Zaxx]], [[Bennet]] or [[Larron]].
  
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===Korday, Khael 05, 1015===
  
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====Snow Statues====
  
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Outside of the Ox-Strength Tavern one might see a strange sight. Dozens of Statues have been constructed out of snow in honor of one of the city's most famous elves, the Noble Lady Sandiel or Sandy as she is known by. Come marvel at the artistic majesty of these masterpieces before they melt into nothing. Be careful though, one of they could be the persnickety Lady Sandy.
  
   
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Sir Enworth Steadyhand, speaking for the Alexandros Ministry of Internal Affairs, told the Tribune, "On Tariday, Vhast 31st officials of Alexandria's Watch took into custody a Charneth national who styled herself Lady Jaquetta. This Jaquetta was arrested on charges of conspiracy to commit necromancy and (a badly attempted) conspiracy to overthrow the government of Alexandros. In addition, condemning evidence was sent to the royal government of Dun Mordren, as the evidence pointed to another conspirator allegedly being in Khazadi jurisdiction. The Ministry now possesses conclusive evidence of the conspiracy, including detailed plans, but for reasons of public security has decided to withhold further information from public dissemination, but does with to thank members of the Adventurer's Guild for their assistance.
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===Gilday, Khael 04, 1015===
  
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====An Exhortation in the Market====
  
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"We must not forget th'horrors to our north, my brothers an' sisters!"
  
   
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The Tribune has learned that the evidence upon which the arrest warrant for Lady Jaquetta was issued ties back to the story we reported two issues ago, in which we told of a mysterious box that was delivered to Professor Argus Bumblebottom of the Artificers' Hall from a wreckage of a wagon in the mountains. When we asked Professor Bumblebottom to shed more light on Sir Enworth's statement, he replied, "The box was merely a secure container for the incriminating documents. Once I saw what was on those pages, I made all due haste to alert the authorities."
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An exhortation was roared forth from the top of a wagon in the market today by an orcish Current of Rada that goes by the name of Brother Fishbelly, apparently having something to do with Dragonier.
  
   
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Lady Jaquetta's arrest took place at the suite she had been renting at the Fernwood Public House. When Watch officials arrived to execute the warrant, a further search was made of her rooms, in which was found a make-shift laboratory for the construction of a flesh golem, and a shrine to Thul. The Fernwood Pub's management told the Tribune that clean-up was already well underway, thanks to the generous assistance of volunteers from the Shovelers of St. Rarvin.
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"I know that th'wounds of our war with Bludgun are fresh... but we must bandage them an' set our differences aside, for what lies beyond threatens not just th'Bludgunni but us as well! Th'Great Dead Dragon will not stop at th'borders of goblinoid lands, no -- he will turn his blackened eyes to us as well, an' his wights an' worse will ravage our lands if he is not stopped. We must send adventurers north, send military aid north as well! HEAR MY WORDS! THERE IS SOMETHING COMING--"
  
   
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''OOC:'' Contact Ga'Elian for rumors!
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At this point, the town guard dragged him off the wagon and threw him in jail for public drunkenness for the evening.
  
   
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===Variday, Khael 02, 1015===
  
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====Dragon in the Hills====
  
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In the aftermath of recent chaos, a fishing town ran into crossroads with a wandering dragon. Whether over fishing rights, territory, or just malice, the town lost a number of workers to the creature. With help from the local sheriff, adventurers tracked it into the hills. When challenged with axe and spear, the dragon lost and fell to earth.
  
   
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'''New Brews Bingo!'''
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The threat to the town is ended, and local sith were called upon to dispose of the dragon's body, according to tribal custom. One adventurer was heard to comment that the creature could have been a needed ally against Heth, if he'd only listened. Heth is the massive beast who singlehandedly runs what was once the mighty nation of Dragonier, controlling an army of undeath and destruction. He first took Dragonier sometime between 1008 and 1013, but with things as they were, word was understandably slow to filter out...and uncertain.
 
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This Kegger Fest, be sure to hunt down these new, Khazad Duin-inspired brews in the city. Although nothing will be revealed until the holiday, we've received reports of the following new drinks to hit the streets, restaurants, and food carts of Alexandros:
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* Magmabreaker
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* Woldgrog's World Grog
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* Deepjaw Stout
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* Earthbrand Haleshaker
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* Limeg's Blue Banner Ale
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* Blue Gobber Bitters
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* Rosey-Nosey
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* Old Peculiar Cavern
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* Strongarm IX
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To help you out, we've attached a "Keggerfest Bingo" to this edition. Be sure to cut out the card, and check off new drinks as you encounter, and try them! Festival goers who try every brew will win a unique prize from the Tribune!
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''OOC:'' Please send Lahar an @mail if you do this, or if you'd like to ensure you get an extra, bonus RPP with it, send in your review of the Kegger Fest brews to the Tribune!
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=====Fashion and Culture=====
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'''Toga-tastic Fashion Trends Sweeps Alexandria!'''
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Following a sweeping fashion change among the Myrrish royal elite, shops in Alexandros are struggling to import togas. The Prestigious Moon received their first shipment this week. By all accounts, shop owner Lady Sandiel Jn'Rajh Arwenieniallwehn was ecstatic. Her wife stood by, weeping tears of joy at the fashion trend.
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When asked about the new fashion, Lady Myrana Jn'Rajh Arwenieniallwehn replied: "Well I certainly did say they were the mode, didn't I? Hm? Oh, no, this isn't gin I'm pouring in my coffee, not at all."
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The Tribune is pleased to report that all togas sold out within a short period--after a visit to the prestigious store later that evening, none were to be found!
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''OOC:'' This relates to the Fashion plot, run by Whirlpool! Contact him, or Abrahil, Ga'Elian, Kravar, Myrana, Selerik, Stirling, Verna, or Thyrson for details.
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'''Kegger Fest for Foodies!'''
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Although the focus of Kegger Fest has traditionally been on getting smashed, foodies in the city can expect a plethora of new offerings. The nod between Khazad Duin's and Alexandros' adventuring community is partially responsible, though it is also true that post-Shadows, khazadi culture has been becoming more influential world-wide.
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This festival, look for as many as 24 new drinks this season, from established brewing-houses in Alexandros, as well as the explosion in the robust fare we've come to expect of khazadi cuisine. In Vadran, Stoneworks' Calzones appears to have gotten the jump on celebrations, but for foodies, don't expect that to be the end of the story.
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This festival, expect to experience an explosion in the variety of mushroom-based brews. Rich, poingant and flavorful, these broews go well with any khazadi-inspired items you'll find on menus this week, and the Festival is an opportune time to try them. Popular sides include the crispy, yet rich breads farmed from the underearth's mossflower and litchensgra. With these dishes, expect a mushroom or lichen-derived oil, and rock salt, to be placed on the table.
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Any new khazadi-inspired meat dishes are not to be missed this festival season. Freshwater mollusks, tusklizard tailchips, lichen salads, and tide-eel on mossflower biscuits represent just some of the variety to be had. Whatever the dish, expect to be served a good, strong drink alongside it, and a helping of their poignant but flavorful taevar sauce. Taevar is uniquely khazad. Made from an eyeless, underground fish, it is fermented through a special process to achieve its unique flavor, which some describe as possessing an initial bite--that explodes in a deep burst of flavor along the back of the tongue.
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As a major sea port, Alexandros' seafood dishes pair well in general with Khazad Duin's taevar sauce. Even if you're avoiding the tide-eel, the sauce could be the one item to try this festival season.
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'''Stoneworks' Announces New Mead!'''
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Stoneworks' newest drink offering is a nod to Alexandria's heritage, with a khazadi flair. The crisp yet sweet, 'Northmountain Golden Apple' stands as the fourth drink to the sturdy menu. Its selection followed loud, thunderous debate, during which Embma and Jaruda Shaletracker had to call for order several times. Northmountain is produced by a connection to Lysa Hrolfdottr, of the northern mountain lands.
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Present during the debate were the Shaletracker couple, Lysa, Astaren, Dubtle, Hildr, Khogh Dorahl, and numerous neighbors and extended family.
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''OOC:'' This connects to the recent Meetup! Log here: http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/Beer_Khazad_and_Calzones
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=====Tribune Trails Comic=====
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=====Great Paladin Advice Column=====
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There is no Great Paladin this week, as the Great Paladin is visiting the Hells on a holiday, because somehow this is a good idea. We wish you well, Great Paladin!
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=====The Gnomish Traveler=====
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''Gearbear Sparkthistle here, or "Bear" as I am known to friends and foe alike! I am a traveler and explorer of faraway places and unknown lands! Recently, I set my sights on BLAR!''
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What can I say of Blar, but that as I crested the hills, I understood immediately how Bludgun had named it the CRIMSON BASTION! Blar is certainly a display of arvek industriousness, and any war chief would think thrice and twenty times before attacking it! Yet, I Gearbear Sparkthistle descended the hill fearlessly!
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Arvek organisation is such that the devastations of the Sendor War and following Taara's Tears seem only a memory--at least compared to the rest of the world. It's said they put this same strength to all of their endeavors! Hearing this of course I, Gearbear, saw it as a challenge! And opportunity, of course! What great traveler endures without mighty bunions? Could this finally be the place to ease them? I wondered but alas--I was never to find out. Read on, brave traveler!
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Advek industriousness, as you tour the city, knows no limits and fewer bounds! The arvek have rebuilt not only homes, but streets and walls! From earlier accounts in the Tribune, we know of the devastation of not one, but two wars prior to the Tears: witnesses spoke of crumbled stone and blood-red walls. And yet...
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...yet, today the city is a military marvel! With a few new quirks, I might add. Quite unexpectedly, the arvek are now experimenting with color! Why. ...quite a few colors, enough that I lost track of them all. Within the walls is an almost blinding array of them--though knowing the arvek, rainbows may well be a secret weapon!
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Upon speaking to one of the guards (or a normal citizen, I couldn't tell exactly you know, what with the marching and saluting and all that!) I was assured that nothing in Blar is unuseful or frivolous! At this, the arvek have given me no reason to doubt them, though I do wonder at their naming conventions. While visiting I was led to "Thirstplace," which was of course, a place to wet your throat as well as "Bootsoff," which was a resting area for the military.
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Hrmm. At this place, I was looking for easment of my bunions. I thought I had found it, when I approached an older gentleman, who seemed to know his way around. Yet...you see, there are no OLD arvek. Or if there are, they are such who have survived horrifying tales! Bedlam! And terror!
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This ancient told me that yes, while I stood within the temple district--an area of great majesty, I might add! The temples were built on top of an ancient ziggurat! That, underneath area renamed "Don'tvisit" by locals, it's said to contain the corpse of a Child of Thul, as well as the entire stock of romance novels written by the former Crimson Hand cultists. They assure me the latter involved tales of Zombiesflutter, a Thulian-Taaran genre featuring muls and zombies, made originally as a cultish celebration of that unholy alliance.
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Er. ...well! With that, I was forced to end my visit, and look forward to exploring many, many other places on Ea! Please do write to me at the Tribune!
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'''OOC:''' Want to photobomb the gnome across Ea? Point your favorite image editor to: http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/File:Trib_gnometravel_heads.png
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===Eliday, Vhast 29, 1019===
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=====Front Page=====
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'''Chasm Opens Near Genrivia, Area Yet More Dangerous'''
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A chasm opened in the Badlands area near Genrivia. Reports suggest that when it opened, the sky turned purple and began to shimmer.
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The Guild dispatched adventurers to investigate. While the full results of the investigation are pending, the Guild was able to respond to our inquiries in a limited fashion. The area the chasm erupted in, according to the Guild, is now in ruins. The sky remains purple in color.
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Rumors suggest the presence of Kulthian artificery, and statements from local government appear to support this conclusion. Rogan Gormander, an attache to the council of Alexandria, issued a statement that seemed to indicate that the military has sealed off the area after adventurers addressed the problem. He states: "We had a brief incursion of Kulthian artifice that activated from ambient mana. These things happen," he added.
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The Exploratory Associates have urged caution in approaching the chasm. Spokesman Hurdrizh Silverarm, Forge of Reos, stated that: "The horror of the Kulthians remains in all minds. Because of that, we support investigations to identify the true cause of the disruption, and urge caution but not alarm. Although unlikely, if a Kulthian source is confirmed, we would of course cooperate to ensure its full removal, and the safety of Alexandros at large."
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''OOC:'' This relates to plots run by Whirlpool! Please contact him for rumors and legwork.
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'''Doorbreaking Fans Kick On Through!'''
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With the conclusion of the latest 'Doorbreaker Trials,' the Guild issued an announcement today suggesting that the Trials themselves may go back further than they'd been aware.
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"We were aware of them competing once, in 1009, but recent documents suggest that they may go back 10, 20 years before that," Guildsofficer Korim Zathasdi said in a written statement. "Even more exciting, we may have found documents relating to this era, though there's nothing official we can reveal at this time."
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In the meantime, the Doorbreaker Trials have inspired their own fandom. Khazad smiths, inspired by the strength and ingenuity displayed in the trials, have begun selling their own version of 'Doorbreaker Boots'. So far, boots with iron studding have proven most popular.
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''OOC:'' This relates to Selerik's Doorbreaker Trials!
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=====Fashion and Culture=====
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'''Results of Doorbreaker Trials In, Round One!'''
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The Guild posted the winners of the recent Doorbreaker Trials to the Guild Hall this morning, to much fanfare. Each name included the number of trials that adventurer had completed. In order, the named were:
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:Alba <4>
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:Equipment Used: Adamantine Claw, Corset of the Vishkanya, Feather Fall hex, Creepy Hair Hex
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:Azog <2>
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:Equipment Used: Adamantine Earthbreaker
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:Boshter <4>
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:Equipment Used: None!
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:Elisabeth <8>
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:Equipment Used: Knife, Shatter Spell
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:Fazahd <2>
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:Equipment Used: Adamantine Bastard Sword
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:Ga'Elian <18>
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:Equipment Used: Ring of Feather Fall, Dagger, Glowing Rapier
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:Munch <5>
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:Equipment Used: Eyes of the Eagle, Feather Fall spell, Adamantine Greatclub
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:Zenia <9>
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:Equipment Used: Goblin Any Tool
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''OOC:'' This relates to Selerik's Doorbreaker Trials!
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=====Tribune Trails Comic=====
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=====Great Paladin Advice Column=====
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:Q: Great Paladin! Can arvek digest waffles, or are they too cursed to eat this naturally angelic foodstuff?
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:A: Perhaps this question should be put to a live experimentation. And I implore anyone who offers any arvek nar waffles, in the interest of scientific study, to be sure not to lace the waffles with sedatives. Or laxatives. Or arsenic.
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:I know some of you are considering it. And all I can say to that is, for shame. And make sure it doesn't trace back to me.
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:Q: Great Paladin, if beauty is in the eye of the Beholder, how many Beholders should I hunt to acquire it?
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:A: I wish I found it surprising that a hobgoblin finds beauty in a beholder. And I shouldn't judge. On the other hand, judging is what paladins do. Nevermind those upstart Inquisitors trespassing into portfolios they should keep themselves well clear of. So I will judge. Boshter, if you ever have any hope of rising above your shameful origins, I would suggest you stop holding monsters like beholders in such high regard.
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:Q: If a judge gives me an answer I don't like and I think it's evil, do I have permission to judge the judge?
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:A: Are you a paladin? Of course not. You are a hobgoblin. So no, you are in no position to judge. This grieves me, but such is life. As for weasels, yes. The little bastards are evil. Just think of their beady little eyes, so much like a hobgoblin. Or their slithery bodies, so much like a goblin. The way they live in holes in the ground, so much like gnomes.
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''GREAT PALADIN STANDARD DISCLAIMER -- I cannot be held accountable for anyone creatively interpreting my answers, nor reading such things in them that I clearly would not intend. Such as illegal activities. Or racism.''
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=====The Gnomish Traveler=====
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Gearbear Sparkthistle here, or "Bear" as I am known to friends and foe alike! I am a traveler and explorer of faraway places and unknown lands! Recently, I received letters requesting I travel to BLAR! Look for my exploits in the next edition when we travel to a land both terrifying, and orderly!
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'''OOC:''' Want to photobomb the gnome across Ea? Point your favorite image editor to: http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/File:Trib_gnometravel_heads.png
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=====Personal and Editorials=====
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'''Recruiting: Hands of Ithildin'''
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In light of recent events, the Hands of Ithildin have stepped up recruiting efforts in Alexandria! They are known for their practical approach to the spread of medicine in poor communities. The Hands are a primarily female, and Althean, organization that is spread across the globe. Men serve in the Hand as well, though primarily as guards (though there are female guards, too).
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OOC: Interested in joining some Ithildins for RP? Contact: Diemma (Iadoth), Mayahuel (Abrahil), or Bjoric (Sebropert)!
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''Org Page:'' [[:Category:Hands_of_Ithildin|Hands of Ithildin]]
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'''Recruiting: Dorfs!'''
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Do you dorf? Do you like to drink strong ale, admire your manly beard or womanly mane in the mirror for hours on end? Do you wear adamantine boots, or dream of owning them someday?
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You're in luck!
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Come down to STONEWORKS' CALZONES, the hottest, most awesome dorf hangout ongrid! We sing the dorf national anthem of GOLD GOLD GOLD! every hour on the hour, followed by a rousing ruckus of BEER BEER BEER!
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Contact: Ilmig, Dubtle, Knogh Dural, Hildr, or Eberk (Jareth)!
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===Kesenday, Vhast 20, 1019===
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====ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE====
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=====Front Page=====
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'''Possible Peace Between Rune and Dranei?'''
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Rumors from the north indicate that Rune and Dranish forces of the Iron Tide are nearing a settlement. Negotiations have been torturous, but there is a consistant drumbeat. Signs of good faith are beginning to emerge, such as prisoner exchanges and meetings in Dranei territories between veterans in an effort to dispel mutual distrust and hatred. These are probably not going well, all things considered, but thre IS an attempt.
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''OOC:'' This is related to the Dran and Rune arc, by Whirlpool
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'''CRIMSON JUSTICE!'''
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In an EMERGENCY EDITION, we reported the scandalous end to Alexandria's greatest 'Mystery of Mysteries,' a series wrought by the mysterious author, the Crimson Pen. Within their pages, we joined our beloved heroes, Jyrana, Mereth, and Dandy through their trials, tribulations and ultimately, Jyrana's great betrayal.
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In response to this GRAVE INJUSTICE, Alexandrians picketed the Prestitious Moon. On the third day of protests, the Crimson Pen made her, or should we say their, appearance!
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In response, Ladies Myrana and Sandy have issued a joint statement:
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:''The Crimson Pen is an inaccurate butt. The consequences of his or her sloppy storytelling is apparently people getting hooked on the idea that there is some truth to the pernicious slander he is spreading. We would like to issue a statement indicating that there is no truth to the rampant speculation and we deny any connection to the characters in the Pen's stories. Also, he is a butt and will get his face stoved in shut up that's not that illegal yes it is that's how you get arrested nuh uh.''
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A full account of the event is included later in this edition.
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''Editor's Note:'' [[Crimson_Justice!|Crimson Justice!]]
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''OOC:'' This is related to the Crimson Pen series, by Lahar
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'''Wagon Crash in Alexandria Due to Weather, One Dead'''
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The City Watch recently issued a Travel Advisory warning of extreme ice hazards on the Mountain Road.
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On Korday, Vhast 19, the body of an as-yet-unidentified Storm Dwarf teamster was delivered to Watch officials by the ranger Ga'Elian, who claimed to have discovered the body at the wreckage of a wagon on the side of a mountain northeast of the City.
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Watch spokespan Sergeant Blackstone informed the Tribune that the ranger reported "the tracks indicated that the teamster must have lost control of the wagon on an icy cliff just before sunrise", and that the wagon was smashed on the mountainside below.
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The City Coroner confirmed that the teamster died from severe impact trauma. The smashed wagon was marked in Khazadi runes with the name of the Redridge Freight Company, a well-known and respected carrier.
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The only known cargo was an artifice box that is being analyzed as this edition goes to press, by Professor Argus Bumblebottom, Dean of Kulthian Studies at the Engineers Enclave. Asked about the current status of his analysis, Dean Bumblebottom would only say that the box was "a very significant find." At this time, the Tribune has yet to ascertain who sent the box or where it was to be delivered.
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'''No Magic Clues Found in Murder of Wizard'''
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A gnomish wizard by the name of Maraxos has been murdered. His clone--which is actually him--has been restored. Don't ask. Wizards have no sense of right and wrong, really. His three apperntices, a trio of half-oruchs, have apparently stolen a great deal of elemental power from his estate near the Mythwood. Anyone who sees the still-free Tergip the Bloody Lip and Grinto Bloody-Maw are to report to the Constabulary immediatley.
 
 
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'''Undead in Bludgun?'''
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Reports from Bludgun indicate worrying movements on its border from masses of undead beyond their northern fortifications. The giant-lead nation is one of the first nations to sign with Alexandria to sign a treaty against Dragonier. The treaty aims to encircle Dragonier as part of a plan to retake the lost lands.
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''OOC:'' Contact Whirlpool for legwork
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'''Mimic Mountain?'''
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Unconfirmed reports of mimics in the Red Mountains have circulated within the Adventurer's Guild of late. Some adventuring groups report having seen them, while others suggest that the rumors are all hear-say. As of publication, the Guild was unable to provide an official report.
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''OOC:'' This is related to Mana Crystals, run by Astaren
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'''Endangered Spider Farm...Endangered!'''
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An unusual number of large spiders have been spotted near Balefire Silkworks Spider Farm in the Felwood. Silkworks is known as a "Freaky Magical Creatures (and spiders) Rehabilitation Center." Its manager, Witch Alba, was able to be reached for a statement:
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"...it seems that a city of spiders within the Felwood saw my farm as new territory to control. They have been discouraged. The spiders I tend, they remain fat and happy, and thus it will continue. A thing I wish to be known; kind I was, to these invaders, though I did not need to be. Much kindness have I spent, and no more do I hold for those who would take what is mine by force."
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Further reports are on hold, as everyone is terrified to go near the place.
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=====Fashion and Culture=====
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'''Hayatiento Aerie Opens in Redridge Mountains'''
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With the assistance of Magus Raethon and a number of adventurers, the egalrin are beginning to settle into the Hayatiento Aerie. With the 'Dreamweave' now over the aerie, an accomplishment due in part also to Magus Astaren, the Egalrin there have taken up a quiet vigil over Alexandria and the forest from their place high up in the Red Ridge Mountains, located near the Spire.
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The Council of Elders, led by Aodhkane, daughter of Kanitte, has recently named a 'Gaothai-Hogo', roughly translated means 'Air Guardians' in the tongue of the egalrin. Nerek-hai, Daughter of Terak-fa, an egalrin with red head feathers and a silver crest, was named a Gaothai-Hogo of the Hayatiento Aerie. It is the hope of the Council that she will lead with the wisdom of Ciernan and Ceiwan.
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Another, yet odder egalrin has become part of the aerie as well, an egalrin that seems to command the air element herself. A druid named Masamya, follower of the Green Word. The Council reports that Masamya has also given honors to the Huntress aspect of Eluna in the Green Word, a connection all but lost to the egalrin's history.
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Local egalrin Pelka also attended the ceremony. Pelka is known for his talent with artifice, and may become an important member in advancing the local aerie's knowledge and understanding of the craft.
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OOC: Log of the event: [[Hayatiento_Aerie_Opening|Hayatiento Aerie Opening]] (MEETUP)
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''Interview: Roselle, Mistress of Weasels!'''
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Features: ''[[Roselle]]''
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Interview by: ''[[Astaren]]''
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From the interview: ''Not that she's forgotten Astaren either, because she does answer him, albeit slightly distracted by Aya's problem. "Aye, joke it was back in the day, because somehow, if there's a weasel in the vicinity I'll find it no matter what. Stick an arm down a rabbit hole and a weasel'll be hanging off it when I come back up --weasel pie? Yes, I make a fucking good weasel pie. Just ask Sandy."''
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''Full Interview:'' [[Interview:_Mistress_of_Weasels|Full Interview]]
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''Gearbear Sparkthistle here, or "Bear" as I am known to friends and foe alike! I am a traveler and explorer of faraway places and unknown lands! Recently, I set my sights on STORMGARDE!''
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Stormgarde is a frontier nation, known for its chill and wind. The Icegate Mountain Range frams its north side, where Maugrim himself is said to have made his citadel. Lord Ygfried Hamergostd is the current ruler of the nation. His shoulders are almost as wide as mine! Bravo, Ygfried! We will oil ourselves up sometime, and have manly contests for who is strongest!
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Depicted below are some of their oldest mountains. You can see the erosion! The area where Maugrim had made his terror-citadel is said to be as craggy, and as dangerous, as ancient days, however. Someday soon, I may pay a visit!
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===Kesenday, Vhast 13, 1019===
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'''A Storm of Snowballs!'''
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In the past several days, reports have been received of piles of snowballs being found throughout the City of Alexandria. Prominent locations include the riverbanks of the Tormawr, the Memorial Gardens District, the campus of the Bardic College, Goblintown, the Festival Grounds, and the very courtyard of the Castellum Alexandrae. At first, these mysterious piles of harmless ammunition were first spotted in the early dawn hours after snow storms in the night. Soon, however, the phenomenon began to spread.
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As one might expect, the sudden appearance of so many ready-made snowballs resulted in the break-out of nearly as many spontaneous snowball fights (shoppers, tax collectors, and some clergy seeming to be reluctant targets of hidden assailants). The City Watch has asked that those employing these snowballs please refrain from interrupting the business of the City and its merchants, and has doubled patrols around the airship and sea ports.
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At present, City Watch officials claim that they have no idea who started the whole affair, but suspect that certain mischievous adventurers may be to blame. They particularly caution the public to beware in Sage Orum's Plaza, where the old rivalry between the Arcanists and the Engineers schools have added magical effects to the snowball fights, and also to take special care in the vicinity of any known followers of Tarien.
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'''Draconic Rituals?'''
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Recently you may have seen the glow over the forests of the North Woods. While many times mysterious lights are a cause for worry in Alexandria, today is an occasion of celebration! A special ritual took place amongst the Sith-makar shamans and the allies of Mictlan, renewing the sanctity and security of that sacred place.
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Far from the isolationism of others, an olive branch was offered to all who could enter and abide by the rules of the caretakers. One memorable attendee was a Jotun, who brought an offering of enough ale for all their twice over.
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With tokens and gestures of goodwill from both the Sith-makar shamans and guests, the renewal of the magics there was a succeed. The resulting celebration lasted well into the next night, with dancing and drinks for all. This writer hopes to see more stories of true camaraderie in coming months.
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'''Reosian Vistor Takes to Alexandria'''
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The local Shrine of Reos is pleased to report the visitation of an aged priest of their faith into the city. The Forge is reported to have served the faithful a number of years, though in his youth he was affectionately known as "Shackles."
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"Shackles" reports that he is here to visit family, and expects to conclude his business after that time.
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:Q: Great Paladin! How much snow does it take to make a Sandy the Snow-elf?
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:A: Sandy is indeed hot headed. However, this does not make a Snow-Elf Sandy impossible. Hot headedness is an exothermic process. Theoretically, if one could make Sandy angry enough all of the heat would be released, leaving behind a subject that would be cool enough to emulate with snow. This is, however, ill advised. It is well known that Sandy is powered by the very heart of Hell. Causing her to release all of that energy would lay waste to creation as we know it.
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'''From the Diary of an Anonymous Mul'niessa'''
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My journey to Alexandria has been a fascinating one. One fraught with danger and confusion as I adjusted to the world outside the world crafted meticulously by the Shadow Council. But to begin with what you likely wish to hear from me, I am mul'niessa. A shadow elf, one of the feared creatures who live or in my case once lived under the thumb of Taara. Too often I saw as a child things only the most unfortunate children of this land have seen. Things no child should see. Blood, torture, slavery, things I dare not write to the tribune lest I shock the good people who read this article. Nevertheless, darkness cannot destroy light. I found within this bleak and malicious world a light of my own. Another mul'niessa, met in childhood as friends and later lovers. She was my light, my security, and my promise of truth in a world of lies. Perhaps thought I, that two young women could find a life of happiness together, that we needn't sacrifice each other to gain power. This was a cruel lie.
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Approaching me, the priest told me to slay an enemy of Taara for her favor. My heart lept at such a thought, to serve my goddess so directly. Giving me a dagger of blackest night, he bid me proceed to a portion of our markets where he knew my mark was to arrive. He told me not whom I was to slay, only that it was of utmost necessity. In this, I did not question him as it seemed to me that it would be to question Taara herself. It was only when I saw my mark's face that I realized my mistake. 'Twas the woman I love that I saw, and she I. Though cloaked and masked, my hesitation she took for the truth of it. I could not find it in myself to kill her, sooner would I tear out my own heart.
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Conferring regarding the assassination I was so ordered to carry out, I showed her the dagger in explanation. It was only then that my own hand moved without my will and sank it into her own heart. I heard nothing save for cruel laughter, and knew that just as I was told to betray my lover, so too was I betrayed by the one who had sent me. The will of Taara was enacted such as he would have me believe, even as I did not partake of such will.
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Not only that, but he brought me before an official of the shadow council's regime and had me declared a traitor. Stripped of all worth, treated as a pariah and my family much the same. I was instructed from that time on to forgo the use of my family name, once shame and now pride. I no longer wish to call those who bow before a wicked goddess kin. Were it not for a distant uncle's arrival, I would have languished and taken my lot as outcast to be righteous. 'Twas he who showed me the lies of Taara, the black-hearted evil that ran throughout our society. At first, I could not believe it. I had been raised on the words of the Shadow Council, all that they said was my world. Yet I saw the lies for what they were in the coming years. It shook me, within my own mind I screamed as I scraped by for what I needed to survive. I cried as I saw my lover's remains thrown into the refuse heap. I chased the bats and beetles from her body night after night, each time futile as other vermin came to further desecrate her corpse. And in my sorrow and anguish, I could only think of the two words my uncle had said. "Taara lies".
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Some time later, he returned as I had learned to cope in whatever small ways I could. I was to be taken out of the city, shown the world beyond. I accepted, for if a lie brought me to my knees then perhaps the truth could set me upon my feet again. It was this time in the cool night that I saw the sky, the great silver face of Eluna and the countless stars. It was alien to me, but a wonder all the same. Over time I acclimated to the sun, first by dawn, then by morning, then the blazing noon. Disguises were donned, and we walked amongst the people as Llyranesi, as children of the dawn. I saw that the poor did not suffer in anguish, but were to work to sustain themselves. I saw that the rich did not break others beneath their whips, and courtesy was of patience and respect rather than fear. Your world is different, and different for the better. Over time, I was offered the chance to stay in the upper world yet my thoughts did not long stray from vengeance. The priest who had moved mine hand to slay all that I cared for in this world was the subject of my ire. Yet even as I saw him dead, I found it could not satisfy. I wanted more blood, more violence even as I knew such things would do me no good and harden my heart to make me the monster you might fear me to be as you live beneath the sun as I once did not. So I left. I could not walk a path of vengeance if Taara's own supplicants were not near me, and my soul would not fall to hate if I could not avenge myself and my lover upon them. And thus, my presence in Alexandria. Far, far from home, far from hate, and far from painful memories.
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'''And End to Mysteries...?'''
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Earlier today, the Crimson Pen announced her (or his) "final tale in this mystery of mysteries!" We have enclosed the letter, below.
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:''Dear reader,''
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:''This tale has been a labor of love for me, one that I have delighted in sharing with you. I have loved these characters as though my own children, and like you, wept at Mereth's manful death. In his memory, I commit to you, this last in our tale. ...the story of Jyrana and Dandy.''
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:''The Crimson Pen''
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Yet, it is with a sorrowful heart that I report that we, the readers, receive no absolution from this edition. Instead, we see the innocent Dandy captured by Jyrana's treacherous arms! Mereth's death by Jyrana's poisoning remains unavenged!
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Inconceivable!
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We publish today to demand a CALL FOR JUSTICE! The Crimson Pen has squandered Mareth's mighty manfulness, and paired his one true love with the despicable Jyrana! This cannot stand.
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Kirday, Hattanan 31, 1020

Shrouded Wings!

Alexandria is finding that more came from Dragonier than just survivors. Whispers in the Underworld, and a few other places, persist that alongside the shattered families of Dragonier were pieces of its shattered government.

One of them is rumored to be the remains of its once-vaulted secret service, Shrouded Wings. If this is true, it would explain how they'd remained hidden so long.*

What is known of Shrouded Wings? A spy organization whose honor was inspired by the once world-famous Dragon Knights. They at one point, functioned at the upper levels of the Dragoneri government.

The Shrouded Wings may bring change to Alexandria's tumultuous underworld.

Maybe.

Or at least, what's left of them. The once-proud organization is like Dragonier itself: the barest shadow of what it once was, though perhaps, more legendary for all that.

OOC: We'd like to welcome Shrouded Wings to the Tenebrae family! The Shrouded Wings are former Dragoneri secret service, though like all Dragoneri survivors, they stand on a precipice. Unlike similar organizations, the Wings are inspired by honor, with skills in disguise and information gathering rather than lockpicking and stealth. ...now of course, they're on a shoestring budget, and their former contacts, their resources, their way of life, has faded away alongside their nation. And of course, every group in the Underworld hates every other group in the Underworld.

How they will survive? If they survive? Is up to YOU!

Details here: Shrouded Wings

OOC2: Looking for a story angle? The group only came to the spotlight due to the necessity of submitting a series of reports on Asumit and the abondment of certain Thulian shrines. Although the reports were sent anonmyously to the Alexandrian government, well. Whether you'd know this IC detail or not depends on your ties to various groups, so we leave it to your discretion and storymongering!


Kirday, Hattanan 24, 1020

Funeral Procession

The typical hustle and bustle of people in the Lower Alexandria Market District on the sunny early afternoon of Korday, Hattani 24th was set aside for a time as a procession of various people, mostly human, processed through the square lead by a Mourner of Vardama in full clerical regalia. Behind the cleric eight men in somber apparel bore a bier at shoulder height. Atop the bier laid a figure shrouded in pink and bedecked with a generous scattering of wildflowers. The scent of embalming spices carried on the light breeze. Behind the pallbearers followed a trio of professional lamenters, ostentatiously boo-hooing in flowing black robes and faces made up to exaggerate the appearance of profound grief. After them quietly followed with dignified gait a group of ordinary people dressed in the finery of grieving gentlefolk, one woman hardly restraining her apparently genuine sorrow for the dearly departed. As the procession passed, the public bystanders generally hushed, several of them doffing their headgear in respectful deference.

After the procession moved beyond the square, the normal hubbub gradually resumed, many whispering curiously about who the deceased might be and what might be the cause of death. Others speculated wildly, attributing it to an ancient curse, or a foul murder, or an accident. Among the rumors being bantied around, one seemsed to percolate through the idle chatter, however, claiming that a gentleman's daughter was heard to scream, but when the would-be rescuers arrived, all they discovered was her remains covered in a thick swarm of maggots. This assertion, although seeming to be becoming the general consensus has not been corroborated by any official statement.



Kirday, Hattanan 17, 1020

New round of Plushies

A new round of plushies are being shipped out to random children throughout the city of Alexandria. This time they are a themed as super heros!

Each of them is dressed up in a costume and come with a piece of candy! The children are loving them and playing with them including ones such as..

Captain Alexandria (Svarshan)
The Incredibly Sandy
Dr. Cesran
...and many more!

Kesenday, Hattanan 11, 1020

Goblin Prophesies End of Alexandri

From the crackpot file..

The local constabulary report having briefly detained a goblin and dark elf whom are prophesizing the end of Alexandria in three weeks. However, despite a claim that ley-portals will open into the city to permit a Fel Army into the market both the Alexandria Artificer's Guild and the Templars of the Holy Sword have clarified that after extensive divination on the topic there is no threat to the city.

And yet, sources reported just this morning that bands of adventurers had been dispatched into the Fel Wood to search for signs of Ley Portals within the forest.

Snarkie's Casino in Gobbertown has been offering 10,000:1 odds against the end of the city with Snarkie himself having said, "I invite anyone who believes this prophecy to come on down and enjoy their last weeks of exsistence! Bet on whether or not we'll survive and if we don't you could die a rich man!"

Kirday, Hattanan 10, 1020

Cutscene: Undoing an Invasion

[Exterior - Alexandrian Market - Alexandria]

It's an hour before dawn. The expansive lines of stalls are mostly deserted save the odd-merchant who has arrived early to setup and the handful of night's watch who patrol the ground. A small Gobber wanders the lanes between the stalls and is followed closely by one of the guardsman whom seems unnaturally enthralled with the fellow's activities.

"What if, there were no ley portals," Vomitdreg's hands work nervously together his pitched nasally voice a coarse whisper, "What if, there were no brain slugs. What if, we don't have to wear pink on Wednesdays.."

He stops suddenly and with an unsteady hand he opens his coat. A tiny pair of glowing orange eyes glare upward from their place within the large pocket that has been sewed into his garb, "Did it work, Zeroltheluz?"

No.

Vomitdreg's face twists with concern, "So, there are ley portals?!"

Maybe.

"What if, just this once, /you/ fix things?"

No.

The goblin closes his jacket in frustration. Tiny fingers reach into a component pouch hanging from his belt to produce a pinch of salt which he ingests. Knitting his hands back together to resume pacing, "What if, there were no ley portals.."

Ceriday, Bernfleur 14, 1020

Rumble at the Ox

Tavern brawls are seldom noteworthy in a town like Alexandria, they happen ever night almost. Some taverns might actually have scheduled ones for specific nights. However the rumors coming out of the Ox have to be heard to be believed.

"There was a giant woman there! She sung dirgies on her drum and was covered from head to toe in /blood/. How do you even wear blood!? She flung a man though a wall with her spite alone!"

"Well I heard there was a mighty warrior wizard involved! He tore the chandelier off the ceiling with his bare hands and summoned bolts of lightning!"

"Well I heard there was a sinister Mul'niessa there! Must have been an assassin or somethin' cause he was askin' all about that wanted girl! Maybe he's the one that did her in and is lookin' to cover his tracks!"

"I heard tell there was a barmaid there was a right valkyrie there! Weildin' her tray like a tower shield to protect the beer!"

"Oh that lass is a proper hero she is."

"Proper hero, aye. She even refused a drink afterwards!"

(All rumors subject to massive exaggeration by many drunken patrons!)

Kirday, Bernfleur 12, 1020

More?!

'...it was /her/ all along!" declares on reader, her eyes narrowed.

Mereth didn't abandon Dandy, or Jyrana it turns out. There's a new, shadowy figure in play...at least according to the latest Crimson Pen fanfic. Yes, fanfic. This one however, proports to be written by an "insider to the tale!"

It hints at a new villian. A figure in a cottage, her skeletal hands about an apple... a real lich of a woman, as it turns out.

Mereth, the manly hero of the Crimson Pen's work, suffered a terrible fate--fans thought--at the hands of the trecherous Jyrana, who was jealous of his love for Dandy. Mereth's death caused an uproar in Alexandria amonngst fans of the Pen's work for weeks, over the loss of his beloved, hirsute figure and his flexible pecs.

...could it have been this...lich...all along? Could Mereth have sacrificed his heroic manliness in a last-minute defense of Dandy AND Jyrana? Perhaps...as the author suggests...to protect an unknown love child??!

The author promises more tales to come, of this nefarious wi--lich, this "Granny Mandiel!"

And who is this strange girl with wings on artwork associated with this story?! Who can say? The answers to these questions, and more, will be resolved soon enough... assuming the completed fictions contents don't continue to leak like this. Either way, anticipation is building!'

Wanted Poster

A conversation overheard from a group ofGossipmongers clustered around a poster recently hung up on one of the bulletin boards of the Hope Theatre, stamped with the official seal of the Metropolitan Theatre Company of Alexandria. Depicted upon the parchment is a portrait of a woman that theatre goers and several denizens of the city would find familiar: Rori Lee, one of the theatre company's understudies. The scroll indicates that the woman is presently missing and a modest reward is being offered for information of her whereabouts.

Gossipmonger 1: Tends to happen to the pretty ones, doesn't it? The poor lass.

Gossipmonger 2: Wonder if it's connected to the incident the other day at the Warehouse Ward...

Gossipmonger 3: Eh? What do you mean?

Gossipmonger 2: Heard that there was some trouble at one of the guardhouses, something about a fire that wasn't a fire, and someone paid to have a prisoner held so he could murder her, himself!

Gossipmonger 1: What?! How terrible!

Gossipmonger 2: It's insidious business alright, and apparently, one of the guardsmen was in on it. Cousin of the Goldstone Brothers, word is they've been blaming hits on their caravans on the Mul lately and turns out they had a Mul in custody.

Gossipmonger 3: But what's that got to do with the missing understudy?

Gossipmonger 2: That's the confusing part. Apparently the understudy, or someone who looks like the understudy anyway....Captain Fullbright of the Alexandria Guard credited her for exposing the guardsman's corruption and after that happened, a riot suddenly broke out and the corrupt guardsman escaped! Seems like too much of a coincidence, innit?

Gossipmonger 1: I heard the Goldstone Brothers are denying any involvement, though. Something about how their cousin had been trading with their name for years but he was never actually part of their operations?

Gossipmonger 3: Still, can't deny there's something fishy going on with all of that. I mean, now someone responsible for turning the guards' eye towards them is missing? There /is/ such a thing as too much coincidence, you know...

(OOC: I'll be in Cabo for a few days, returning Monday. Send me a @mail if you have questions! Shivani and I will put something together when I get back.)

Variday, Bernfleur 09, 1020

Damn Nusiance

...damn nusiance," is overheard among merchants traveling from Khazad Duin. Some of them report a greater amount of theft when traveling from under the mountain. Some suggest increased attacks by muls, while others blame different, undermountain groups. The blame of muls is hardly surprising--the mul are well known parasites of khazad goods and merchantry. Either way, there is a minor stepping up of guards in that area.

Eliday, Bernfleur 08, 1020

Mereth Writes?!

Starting with those fanatical fans of the Crimson Pen's legendary tale of betrayal, romance and death, there are rumors of a new tale! One written from the perspective of the famous, and oiled-pec Mereth, Alexandria's own heart throb! When it will be released is anybody's guess but it's causing a certain buzz. Naturally, Alexandria's literary elite is turning up their nose to this, but it hasn't stopped salons from gathering, nor rumors on the street.

Mereth originally featured in the Crimson Pen's Trio of Romances series, involving the demure Dandy, the wicked Jyrana, and the marvelous Mareth! Mareth of course, found himself ultimately betrayed, in the Pen's wickedly written love tragedy...or was he?? Did Jyrana betray him, to gain Dandy's favor? Was it Dandy's plan all along, or did Mareth ever, truly die? Some fans have always denied the latter--that he was too marvelous, too flex-tacious to simply perish!



Ceriday, Bernfleur 07, 1020

More Plushies?

The "Blue Bloods" courier service has once again been comissioned to send out another wave of plushies. This one a set of all the greatest heros of Alexandria in heroric stances or forms. The new set includes Kneeling and Praying Svarshan, Rainbow Dragon Sandy, Rightous Fire Kore, Lucky Lucy, Karate Action Aya, and various others, including variations on the others.

People have also noticed that each Plushie is unique, slightly different then another. Each one has a tag with a number, and a letter next to it. Excitment has quickly risen as there might be a hidden message being sent with the plushies if one could gather all the letters and numbers.

Kesenday, Bernfleur 06, 1020

Pumpkin Problems

As heard in the beauty salons of Upper Alexandria's Nobility District, in hushed whispers and nervous giggles:

Elmyra leans in, whispering conspiratorially to Beatrice, "Is it really as big as they say it is?"

Beatrice offers a sly grin in return, answering in the same conspiratorial whisper. "I saw it with my very own eyes! It was the biggest I've ever seen! You wouldn't believe it! I didn't even think something that size would fit!"

Several of the patrons feign looking shocked, averting their eyes -- so that they can hear better*

Elmyra pretends not to notice the eavesdroppers. "Do you think it was magic? It has to be magic. That can't be natural."

Beatrice just shrugs. "I have no idea. Maybe it's just a blessing from the gods?All I know is that everyone in town is supposed to be getting a piece of it."

One of the patrons starts fanning herself, color rushing to her cheeks. It's probably a good thing she's already sitting down.

Elmyra's eyes widen. "Oh myyyy. How do you think it tastes?"

Candice, the beautician, whispers harshly, "Elmyra! That's not a question that you ask in polite company!"

Elmyra looks confused, turning to look at Beatrice. "Since when are giant pumpkins inappropriate subjects of conversation?"

"Pumpkins?" The other women lean back in their seats, looking a little disappointed. "What are you talking about?"

Beatrice rolls her eyes at the other women, sighing deeply. "This morning! They rolled in a giant pumpkin the size of a house! I thought the wagon was going to snap in half right there, the way the wood was squeaking. And those poor animals. Not to mention those -- 'adventurers' that came back with it. The whole mess of them looked like a sorry lot, like they just got back from a war. What could have been so hard about loading a giant pumpkin into a cart?"

Elmyra shakes her head. "You just can't find good help these days," she drones, flipping through the latest edition of Prestigious Moon's catalog. "Didn't you ask them where it came from?"

"Well, I -tried-," Beatrice answers in kind. "One of them was kind of bringing up the rear. A tsuran, I think. He had the bluest eyes. Anyway, I walked up to him, and he pointed a -stick- at me! Said --" Her voice gets a few tones lower, and gruffer, "Lady, I swear by all the gods of the Holy Order I am -not- in the mood today."

"Did you report him to the guards!?!" asks Candice.

"Did you file a complaint with the Guild?" asks Elmyra.

"Do you think he's single?" asks one of the women in the back. All eyes turn to her, disapprovingly. "What?!"

After a moment of uncomfortable quiet, Beatrice continues. "Anyway. Apparently, one of them's trying to make a giant pie out of it, from what I hear. Supposedly, the whole town is getting some, though I doubt even a pumpkin that size could feed the whole town. You'd think it would have been easier to just buy small ones. I hear the fields are coming up in record time lately!"

Kirday, Bernfleur 05, 1020

Something afoot with a Sunblade

"Didjas see that Sunblade at the temple thie mornin' Urg?"

"Sunblade? Dook, you know I ain't got time fer no hoity-toity priest o' no dragon! Why am I gunna be lookin' at a Sunblade?"

"No you Lulgijak! I mean da one what's been goin round with Mayhem's sister. Whassername?"

"Oh yeah, Murda. Yeah, I seen him a'fore, why?"

The orc lowers his voice a bit and says, "They 'us bringin in a wagonload o' stuff last night. Glick tole me about it. Said he seen him and three others unloadin a wagon with tools an' equipment. Look like they 'us cuttin up some boards fer somethin."

"What was they cuttin 'em for?" this one leans in and lowers his voice conspiriatorily, "Was they makin furniture or somethin? They already got all them gold lookin lights and stuff in there and Orl tole me tha other day that someone seen Murda in there lickin 'em a while back. I tole Orl he's fulla -"

"NO you nummy! They was cuttin boards up fer signs! Now shuddup an listen!" Dook glowers and snorts, "Look like they 'us postin up a bounty or summat. Then this after lunch, Kazid came in from out on a hunt, said he seen vellums board-posted ever mile on the tree lines near the Fel, warnin about Demons."

Urg's eyes are as big as saucers, "I doan truck wit no demons Dook. Not no more. Ever since great uncle Trang got caught by one what turned him into a dead thing still servin the demon. Thas bad juju Dook, you go pixie snatchin on yer own until them demons're dealt with."

"But...how'm I gonna make pixie paste if'n ya doan come wi..."

The conversation trails off as the two orcs move on down the street. A few other similar conversations can be heard around other parts of the city. The Sunblade in question has been known to frequent the Fernwood.

Kirday, Eatonis 29, 1020

Chief Engineer's Report: Airship R

Orally delivered to the Skyguild and recorded by the scribes:

Chief Engineer: "...yes, sir, that's correct. The ship was safely recovered, though not quite as intact as we'd hoped. It'd seen a bit more action than we thought, but we got the thing to fly alright. That wasn't the hard part. The weather was against us from the start. Wagons got stuck a few times, but we made it there. But that's when the monster showed itself."

Guildmaster: "So the damage was caused by a monster attack?"

Chief Engineer: "Eh... not exactly. The ones we hired on to help guard our workers... well... they tried, sir, but I think they were a little green. The one on the horse took awhile to get his bearings, but he stuck the thing pretty good. The ones with the bows put more holes in the ship than the monster. One of the ones with the sword, well, she spent most of her time trying to get her sword back out of the thing. And the goblins -- well -- we're not really sure what they were doing, but at least they didn't set the thing on fire again."

Guildmaster: "...so the hirelings caused the additional damage? And we -- paid these people?"

Chief Engineer: "Well, sir, we didn't lose any of the mechanics, so there's no death benefits to pay, no retraining time. All in all, I think we came out ahead."

Guildmaster: "I think I've heard enough. I'll sign off on the recovery bonuses. And let's keep this quiet for as long as we can. We have a reputation of competence, after all, even when hiring outside help..."

Chief Engineer: "Of course sir. Complete discretion."

Tariday, Eatonis 27, 1020

Plushies for all the Children!

Courier have been busy all over town, delivering to all the children of the city cute little plushies. The plushies are of a Mul'niessa noble woman wearing bright pink dress and mini umbrella, one of Sandy, one of Svarshan, and various other well known figures around town. The courier service is not fully aware of the client, but the money is good and the plushies appear harmless.

(This is relation to the Chaos Lich plot, feel free to bug Sandy or Svarshan ic about this! As most of the dolls are about them, or me Astaren)

Ceriday, Eatonis 24, 1020

Strange occurances

For the past few days, there have been strange gargoyle-like statues all over the city of Alexandria, mostly upon higher up structures such as the various temples, the castle and even the Adventurer's guildhouse.

The past night, however, a group of adventurers walked back into the city with a moss-like gargoyle bound up in a wagon. The statues of gargoyles disappeared while the moss-like gargoyle had been turned over to the Yggdrasil Union for study.

For more details on what happened, speak to Leisel, Hun'rar, Garak, Magnus, Kisaiya, Kira or Raethon.

Kirday, Eatonis 22, 1020

Continuing Buildup

The Alexandrian Airstation sure seems busy these days!

...and a whole lot of those ships seem to be military grade... MErcenaries, privateers and Alexandrian naval forces seem to be building up for *something*.

Variday, Eatonis 19, 1020

So Called Training

That so called training mission? I heard it was a full fledged military operation. Someone is trying ta stir something up. Something about lost spies or some-such trying to map the north or steal something important to the fiends. Bad mojo all around you know. I tell you one thing, the people that came off some of those ships weren't injured in any training exercises thats for sure!

ALEXANDROS TAKES TO THE SKIES!

Once again the brave sons and daughters of Alexandros take to the skies to train for the protection of their families and loved ones. Brave soldiers today successfully completed Operation Eastern Reach, meant to familiarize soldiers with the operation of our proud and effective airship fleet. One of the sharpest swords in our arsenal of defense the powerful Virtuous-class ships were a sight to be seen as they moved near the border of Skald. As much to train the crews as to remind the demonic forces to the east: that we are always watching and always ready.

So look to the skies citizens! Enlist today!

Kirday, Eatonis 15, 1020

Missing Children?

"Did you hear about those missing children?" The voice whispered, not wanting it to travel too far - fear running around the edges of the words.

"Who hasn't? It's nearly an epidemic. Thank goodness they're not disappearing within Alexandria." A sigh of relief to punctuate this, and then a lean in, "But did you hear that they were all seen with a 'white puppy' before going missing?"

"No, I didn't hear that. Oh that's creepy."

(OOC: This is a rumor to go along with the plot: The Missing Kids. See Talia, Morgan, Taleth, Kore, Monahi, Deak, or Sorscha for more information.)

Tariday, Eatonis 13, 1020

A Subtle Tension

"...you're certain of it?" The two priests sat in a darkened room, papers laid in front of them.

"Yes. That business with the shrines is just another nail in the coffin. The alliances are shifting. I have my money on that business with Heth as the cause of it." A sigh, "I just thought we'd have more time."

"Are the marriages still going on?"

"Three, in the last month, and more before that."

Silence fills the time, a look exchanged between them.

"...great," the first one says, at length. He drops into a nearby chair, and rubs at his forehead. "We're hearing the usual propaganda from that corner, I take it?"

"Aye, about being misunderstood, Taara being the faith of personal empowerment and choice, freedom to choose. Maugrim being... Unfairly stereotyped and about self-esteem, honor, and respect. All of that. It isn't anything you don't hear out of Charn, normally. It's just effective--"

"--because on our side we have people who want things better. I get it," the priest says, closing his eyes. "I'll start talking with my own, help them identify that sort of doublespeak. Fighting for what's right, just, and good, doesn't mean we're stupid or ignorant of their rhetoric."

"If alliances are firming up again with the old guard, there'll be stronger grabs for power. More effective slave routes, more experiments. More pressure on our allies, maybe on Myrddion to get their sh--to get themselves together. It's too soon to tell the extent of what this means. But, we may see a stronger Charn before this is done."

"How many marriages have there been?"

The one priest looks to the other.

"I hoped that I was wrong. Yeah."

"Maybe we let them think good is stupid," the first muses. "Let their egos fill in the rest. ...let's keep this quiet, for a little while. Get the word out."

"Mm, the quiet approach. I get it."

The acolyte, overhearing, hurries away.

OOC: Rumors like these are growing among the faithful. Quietly, but there's a growing sense of wariness. The marriages referred to are between members of the Maugrimite and Taaran temples and faithful.

Ceriday, Eatonis 10, 1020

I Just Needed Tha Money...

The Watch has accosted several bandits who were in it they say, because they "Just needed tha money." A post some weeks ago advertising gold paid for corpses, and two for a child's, wasn't taken seriously.

...by most locals. However, it's inspired some hopefuls. Enough, the Watch says, that they'll be seeking help with the matter. We'll publish more as this develops.

OOC: This ties into the Chaos Lich arc!

Kesenday, Pryntar 16, 1020

Arwenieniallwehns Adopt!

The Tribune is pleased to announce the adoption of the young Avelia by Lady Sandiel and Lady Myrana Arwenieniallwehn. The adoption was observed by two practitioners of faith, both of Daeus and Eluna, and subsequently blessed. The legal paperwork was signed and filed by a mage of the Progressive Arcanists.

Welcome to the world, young Avelia!

Eliday, Pryntar 11, 1020

Daughter of Dragons

A particular avid reader of the Crimson Pen with great hair has recent been able to put together clues from the writing that Lady Sandiel (a woman who used to go by the name Sandrake'ial'unatha before coming to Alexandria) used to be engaged to a dragon! See, her name was actually a direct reference to the draconic blood she too has as it turns out that her grandmother's aunt was actually a chromatic dragon and that blood passed down to Sandy through a twist of fate. Her name Sand DRAKE is a literal from the trade language, with -ial meaning daughter of, and unatha is niece. So you see, she's really the niece's daughter of a real dragon!

Alley Makeover

Last night there was a strange commotion in the Lower Market, starting with a number of refugees and homeless being forceably evicted from the alley where they had taken shelter for the night. Under implied threat of violence, the unfortunate victims were escorted to a nearby inn, were they were provided with warm rooms and hot stew.

Shortly thereafter a large gang of ruffians and ner-do-wells descended upon the alleyway, with carts of likely stolen and illicit goods. Though lights could be seen from the site of the crimes, large tarps had been errected to shield the miscreants from prying eyes. Though the Watch was alerted, they were unable to summon sufficant forces to safely approach during the darkest hours of the night. At this time there is no word if the Guild of Explorers was contacted.

Morning light has seen the crime scene scrubbed clean of evidence of what exactly transpired. Also scrubbed clean were layers of dirt and grime, as well as the removal of accumulited trash. There is also a fresh coat of paint, with several of doors and windows to the alley repaired or replaced. One can only imagine what sort of villain would clean and repair one of the poorest parts of the city without fanfare or warning, leaving the poor souls who live there warm and well fed.


Kesenday, Pryntar 09, 1020

Huh What?

There are a few whispers that there was things were happening at the Lower Trades Market. The problem is, the closer people get to the market district, the less people remember what happened.

One thing that CAN be confirmed, however, is that people heard gunshots and there are signs of a fight there.

Kore and Arisha have the full story, but Celeste, Deak, Walery, and Kaelyn have a few recollections of the fight, but not why they were there.


Eliday, Pryntar 04, 1020

The Frigate Revenant

A new frigate pulled into port a few days ago along with a brig that was running escort. Both ships looked to have seen some heavy fighting, and the frigate looks to taken the brunt of it. Soon after arrival carpenters were enlisted en masse to fix up both ships and make them seaworthy.

While this alone is worthy of a rumor, and the fact that forty some-odd men and women of different race were escorted off the Frigate, it's not just that which has piqued interest. Rumor has started to travel like wildfire that this was a Charnese Naval vessel - the Revenant.

Did Alexandria just attack a Charnese ship?

(OOC: This is in relation to the plot: Inmost Sea-capades. See Kore, Amythyst or Kaelyn for more information. Additional legwork can be made, I will respond to any/all as quickly as I can.)

Ceriday, Vhast 27, 1020

Engagement at the Fernwood

Conquerer Ravifan announced his engagement to a young, though well-ranked Shadowveil, Aritha Korivani. "We're quite happy," the Conquerer said as the happy couple made the announcement at the Fernwood. "While we realize it's an unusual step to be open about our marriage, we do so in the hope it will help others understand us."

"Such openness is long overdue," Aritha Korivani added, noting that similar arrangements are happening across Ea.

How...wonderful!

Kesenday, Vhast 26, 1020

New Art Installment!

The Artificer's Guild is pleased to announce another addition to their Paintings of the Future! collection. The recent installment includes a painting of a future, artifice-enabled prosthetic.

Visitors are encouraged and welcomed at any time during business hours to experience these Visions of the Future!

Tariday, Vhast 23, 1020

Roadside Banditry on Paws!

Travelers along Alexandros' northern roads towards Blar will be pleased to experience greater safety in the days ahead. A group of bandits that have been harrying caravans have been dispatched by Alexandrian adventurers. One of the bandits was even brought back for for trial.

The small but growing community of Dragonier refugees and Arvek Nar also received a boon in the way of supplies, as the adventurers were able to both return supplies that had been taken, and also donated some of the surplus that was given to them for their work. What wasn't given to the Adventurers in payment was divvied up between the Community, the temple of Serriel, and a new charity called the Animal Care Kennel (or ACK! for short).

Kesenday, Vhast 19, 1020

A Bitingly Good Time?

After a late-night drinking event gone wrong, two druids got into it and ended up summoning a tornado. Alexandria being on a peninsula out to the sea, this quickly picked up sea creatures and debris.

In other words, a sharknado hit Alexandros' shores late last night. The involved druids are understandably chagrined, and are spending hours in community service cleaning up the mess.

Kirday, Vhast 18, 1020

Shenanigans Reported!

The Watch reported shenanigans yesterday at the great library. Reports suggest a summoning-or-other gone wrong. A multi-headed hydra appeared on the scene, rending precious, precious books and arcanists alike before finally being subdued by daring adventurers!

Tariday, Vhast 16, 1020

Drinking Contest Winner!

The Ox-Strength is pleased to report the winner of tonight's drinking contest, Captain Delra Coalsbrew! The Ox hosts drinking contests every night, or whenever patrons are desperate enough to--that is, whenever patrons are willing to take part of our damn fine brews!



Tariday, Vhast 16, 1020

Forget Yuletide, It's Thultide!

Another crypt has been uncovered in Alexandria today that is sure to leave the denizens more than a little worried about what may be near their own homes. Citizens report sounds of cackling noises heard when passing by. Others suggest that behind the Watch's guardrails lie tombs of grotesque horrors! What originally was considered prime real estate and redeveloped by the luckless Kashani family is now sanctioned off by the Verdaman Temple and the Watch as a scene for Thulite worship the likes of which hasn't been seen in Alexandria.

Reports trickle in of other worship sites being uncovered, though the Tribune has been unable to verify these sources so far. Reports suggest some sites may be the hosts of ancient Thulian artifacts and arcane rituals. Others suggest that one may contain access to an ancient book of necromantic powers.

Several people witnessed adventurers going in and out of at least one site, which fortunately or unfortunately, may add credibility to the above reports.

OOC: This relates to the Crypts plotline. Please RP with Verna, Serraphine, Heinrich, Gregor, Josselyn, or Arisha to get involved!

Eliday, Vhast 14, 1020

Sign Posted After Attack

In response to the recent raid on their ovens, Stoneworks' Calzone has posted a new sign:

Calzones so good, even the Hells falls to temptation!

Another sign posted adds: Smiting practice available after hours.

Demon Salsa

Do you like Spicy? Do you like to breath fire? Do you like to fight evil?

Well we have the spice of all spices for you! Demon Salsa, the hottest dip around for all of your taste senses! Guarenteed to make your mouth burn and to breath fire! Endorsed by the famous paladin Svarshan! Come on down to the Golden Cookie Bakery to try our great variety of foods.

Disclaimer: Made out of real demons. If you feel the urge to do evil acts such as pillage, plunder, murder, steal candy from babies, lie, cheat, steal, conqure neigboring countries, take hostages, raise dead to fuel your evil empire with undead for their mindless obedience, or take change out of change jars at a service counter you may be being corrupted. Please consult your cleric.

Ceriday, Vhast 13, 1020

Rainbow Dragon Illustrations Wanted

The Tribune seeks illustrations and accounts of the rumored Rainbow Dragon of Alexandria! We are partnered with the local Temple of Navos, who is offering a small reward for verified illustrations regarding this matter.

OOC: Sketch an image of the Rainbow Dragon for publication (stick figures count!) and send it in. Receive double GM Noms! Please email to: <login to game to see email address>. :D


Update: What a Response!

The following illustrations are being added to the Navosian Archives. Thank you!

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Slaves and Bombs

Just a heads-up. Atleti is looking into how to reverse the Charneth's latest trick, of turning living creatures into scarred bombs. He'll be at the celebration tonight if anyone would like to RP about it, or arrange to RP after.


Kesenday, Vhast 12, 1020

Calzone Thieves!

Evidently the food at Stoneworks is quite amaising! Amaising enough that midget fire imps or something like it raided the oven there and stole a large number of cooking Calzone! Is this restaraunt so popular that other planar beings are starting to frequent the place? Rumor also has it that a few intreped adventuerers were able to drive these little creatures off, though many calzone were stolen in the process!

Gilday, Vhast 03, 1020

Stormgardian Disease Sprouts in Al

Readers of the 'Alexandrian Rummagepost' will be no doubt familiar with its recent spate of rumors, about a Miniature Yeti.

<What follows is a copy of the Rummagepost's image, which appears to be a well-done illustration of Kisaiya in a large fur coat.>

The 'Rummagepost' reports: Some people are trying to figure out exactly what it is this strange being might be. While some think it's just local Alexandrian, Kisaiya, having sprouted a bunch of extra hair for the winter through some arcane manipulations and esoteric hair spells, others say it's probably not a hair spell at all and indicitive of something much more sinister.

What the image represents not clear. The Rummagepost went on to report other possibilities, including the possibility of miniature yetidom.

While normally it is not the practice of the Tribune to report on other papers' work, this report potentially concerns Alexandrian public health, and we thought it prudent to weigh into the discussion. We presented the reports and illustration to two separate experts within Alexandria.

Dr. Pherbius Sand writes to us that this case is a warning sign.

"Yeterius Spontaneous is a disease that originates in the Stormgarde region," he writes us. "It comes on in the winter, and is usually associated with the lucht race. However, it has been known to strike other species."

When asked what Yeterius S. is, exactly, the reports we were given indicate that it appears to be the sudden and usually irreversible growth of hair all over one's body. In addition, the individual may develop a sudden, stooped-over position and be prone to grunts.

However, Alexandria has reported only one case of this disease so far, and we encourage citizens not to worry. However, if you do spot an individual with this condition, please report them immediately to the Soldier's Defense.

Gilday, Kael 27, 1019

Assault on Mictlan

A Chaneth Noble mounted an assault on Mictlan in clear violation of Alexandrian territorial rights. Charn officials quickly denounced their activities, although only after word of the noble's failure had reached them. According to the few Charneth survivors that were captured, the entire incident was started because of the Alexandrian adventurers destroying the Merchant ship Aloft Seaker. Though a number of people have stepped forward to point out that the Aloft Seaker could very well be the Oft Sea, a notorious pirate ship and known slave runner of sith-makar.

The attack on Mictlan was repelled by a number of adventurers and local tribesfolk. Elisabeth, the unshakable. Raethon, the quick of wit. Nadara, the wise and sure. Bors, the destroyer. Ilmig, the brave. And a newcomer, Atleti, the Avenger. These six are the heroes of the hour in Mictlan, saving the town and serving as the backbone to the repelling force. A banquet is to be thrown in their honor, and the Speaker Caste is reported to be honoring them specifically at it. According to sources, the Speaker Caste are something of diplomats, and only appear at special occasions.

Amongst those at Mictlan prior to the attack were Durrankar and Un'eth, two druids of well reknown who safely aided a number of wounded of Mictlan out of the area prior to the Assault. Without their influence the civilian casualties at Mictlan would've been far more substantial.

Tensions between Charn and Alexandria have risen again, though neither side is willing to take blame for any of the events leading up to this. Charn officials were unwilling to offer opinion on the creation of the Sith-makar suicide bombers seen being sent into Mictlan prior to the attack. The Sith were said to have scars that slowly etched onto their skin like a curse that diminished their health, and upon death exploded. If you see any Sith-makar with scar-like markings who look unwell, inform the Watch immediately.

OOC: This is part of the Silver and Sith arc!


Gilday, Kael 27, 1019

Troll Attack?!

Late at night on Gilday, Khael 20th, talk was overheard in a few local taverns of a botched robbery attempt. Some say that the target was a larger-than-life statue of Lady Sandiel wrought in brightly polished silver wearing a rainbow-patterned miniskirt destined for display in the City's new museum. Others say the silver statue was a nude of the famous Professor Hieronymous Fizzlefuse destined for a special place in the boudoir of a lady in Alexandria's Nobility Districe who shall remain nameless--unless the Crimson Pen sheds further light. Anyway, rumors tell that a band of Alexandria's famous adventurers scared a troll with a politician's talent for stirring speechs into jumping off the northern highbridge in defense of the peculiar cargo.

Tariday, Kael 26, 1019

Storms Storm in Off the Coast

Ships report odd weather this time of year in the Inmost Sea, with a storm that raged far stronger than normal. In fact, it was almost akin to a summer storm it was so strong and violent. Trade was upset for several days until finally the weather cleared up.

Rumor has it, the storm was supernatural in nature and caused by agents of Charn to disrupt trade. Alexandrian merchants, as well as its adventuring community, are up in arms about the underhanded nature of such an act. Charn denies the allegations, or cites that if they can't hold Alexandria responsible for sinking of the merchant ship--Alexandria can't hold them responsible for this.

One thing is for sure, tensions are running high between the two nations.

OOC: This ties into the Silver and Sith arc.

Small But Growing

A small community on the outskirts of Alexandria has started to erect longhouses, stables, even a small market. They're a mix of Arvek and refugees from Dragonier. The refugees used to be staying near the Museum until they were brought into the community of displaced Arvek from Blar. Since that time, the new community has grown and the spirits are high. A common chorus of uplifting one another is heard and--in some cases--said as a near mantra.

Several adventurers have also helped settle them into a new place of living. By assisting with paperwork, feeding those in need, teaching them how to care for their horses, among many other avenues of assistance. The people seem to be making something of themselves out there, and their community is slowly growing because of it.

OOC: This ties into the Oasis plotline.


Variday, Kael 18, 1019

Ship Attacked in Hextus!

A ship recently was attacked in the Charn city of origin and port of harbour, Hextus, by so-called vigilantes out of Alexandria. The attack was carried out in broad daylight with no attempt to try and conceal identities.

Bounties have been placed on the heads of these four individuals (sketches of Orenthal, Ilmig, Amythyst, and a black-robed robed priest) for the destruction of a merchant vessel within the harbour. The vessel in question, Aloft Seaker, was a known ship for carrying goods through out the Inmost Sea, including to Alexandria.

It is unknown why they decided to destroy the ship. However, the vigilantes managed to avoid authorities in their escape.

Statements from Charneth authorities say that this premeditated crime is just yet another obvious attack on the Charneth way of life by the city across the sea. Alexandria has disavowed all knowledge of such events, claiming such acts are the responsibility of individuals, or perhaps the ship captain was just drunk.

The Watch is currently seeking statements on the location, or any information relating to the above individuals or the act.

OOC: This relates to Kisaiya's PrP, Silver and Sith!

Variday, Kael 18, 1019

Letter to the Editor

From one Alexandrian to his brothers:

This infringement on the Charneth way of life is just one in a line of such events. It is my belief that the servants of Maugrim and Taara are misrepresented within this city. His discipline, which would have prevented such lawlessness, is sorely needed!

Rumors that this reckless event was tied to slavery and predation is surely unfounded, and a product of years of bias. Taara, who is the right hand of Maugrim, espouses personal freedom and individuality. Would one hand cut off the other? No, I say. They are two parts of a whole, a whole who denounces this act of lawlessness, and an act that cost an honest captain his livelihood at the hands of vigilantes!

It's for the good of all, crimes like this should never go unpunished, and this bias against our faith and culture--a culture dating back the same founding years as Myrddion--be addressed.

- A Maugrimite in Alexandria

OOC: This relates to Kisaiya's PrP, Silver and Sith! Also, have an opinion on the above? We'd love for you to send in articles and letters to the editor!

Variday, Kael 18, 1019

Re: Letter to the Editor

Dear Maugrimite in Alexandria,

It is regretful that such an event happened at an otherwise safe and lawful area. Hextus is known for its safety and the security of visiting merchants. I am sure like you, that it has never housed a pirate in its existence, and nor is it a haven for them.

Likewise, it is doubtful that the event was tied to slavery, or stolen goods. Charn has never had a history of such matters.

Signed,

I wasn't there, but even I can tell you're full of it.

Note: This letter was slightly edited by Tribune staff. We replaced the final word in the signature with the more appropriate 'it.'

Eliday, Kael 10, 1019

Bugfestation!

Someone, apparently, tried to smuggle Am'sheri bugs into Alexandria.

The guards had been tipped off, it seems, accounting for very, very long lines at the gate as they attempted to find the supposed smugglers. Eeven more strangely, the bugs had been smuggled into several wagons unbeknowns to their drivers and they were let loose near the gates, resulting in numerous swarms of beetles, dragonflies, bitey bugs, and, of course, spiders. Always with the spiders.

While many were destroeyed, there is concern that quarantine efforts have failed to keep Am'sheri wildlife from getting to this side of the portal and renewed calls to either find better security or finally close it.

Kesenday, Kael 08, 1019

Treasures Recovered!

Adventurers emerged from the Museum this evening, having rescued two of the treasures inside. Others remain, though the Vardamen Temple emphasizes that further recovery will be done with even greater caution. "It was worse than we thought," reported Mourner Bacia, as she was supported by an oruch nearby.

One of the returned pieces is rumored to be part of a mirror. Another, has vanished into the depths of a dragon's claws.

In the meantime, Lady Kashani appears to have vanished into seclusion, and has nothing to add to the report at this time.

OOC: This pertains to the Oasis plotline. Please contact Sylvi, Dubtle, Lucy, Sarcis, Shym'r, Walery, or Grush for rumors!

Kirday, Kael 07, 1019

A Bakery Vaults Forth!

Eskareen, retired adventuer of Alexandria's very own Guild, recently opened a bakery in the Upper Markets after coming into a recent fortune. Details of the fortune remain obscured, though the respected adventurer was seen recently dashing through the streets and clicking her heels together.

Rumors suggest she'd recently come into a number of treasures. One of note: A tapestry of the Desolation, without the Rift, practically ancient love letters, a delicate locket, and an unnamed piece of art from Rune.

OOC: For salacious details, contact: Krom, Grush, and Melora! This ties to Kisaiya's PrP, The Vault near Vandalheim. Logs available under Recent Arcs.


Variday, Kael 04, 1019

It Takes a Village

"Yeah, they've been a big help." That conversation may be a turning point in local race relations. The man, Elias, was talking about the arvek. When the nation of Dragonier collapsed, Alexandria took in many of its refugees. While it's been a source of growth for the city, it's also been a source of tension since the city had received refugees from Blar just before. Refugees, and Alexandrian poor, often find themselves competing against one another.

"I mean, I suppose we've uh, not gotten to know eachother before," Elias told me as he continued his story. "I mean, a lot of times we were going for the same jobs, but ..." here, the man shrugged. "They're alright? Some of us've been in a bad place with the Museum and all. I mean, we were using it as uh, I mean. Well, yeah, the arvek have been a help, especially Serraphine and Felicia. They're Serrielites? Anyway, they and their people, they're helping some of us make a few homes outside the city. Learn farming. Alongside their people, no less."

"They've been a *lot* of help. We wouldn't be able to eat if it wasn't for them," Nethia responded. She's Elias' wife. Both of them are from Dragonieer.

Were you approached by anyone else? I asked them.

"Not many, but sometimes I'd say it's that are resources are stretched thin. There's been the Altheans, and they're the reason some of us've had enough to eat. There's just a lot of us," Nethia told me. "It doesn't stop folks from being angry, though. It's hard, when you're just trying to find a job."

Then, she added: "The other day though, that Conquerer came by. ...he started preaching about standing on your own two feet, and how no one would listen because of racism or somethin. There was a mul woman with him, but...aside from words, they didn't offer much. Seemed kind of angry we were getting help. I mean, they looked pretty well off, so I don't know..."

"...I guess he felt a helping hand made us weaker or something," Elias says. He looks uncomfortable. "But we've tried. There ain't a lot you can do with nothin. And...we're going to be part of a community after this. They help us, we'll help them, you know?" Here, he and Nethia nodded.

The couple has invited the Tribune to report on the village addition, and we hope to follow up with a report later this week. If it succeeds, it might be a step forward for the two groups and hopefully, a step forward for Alexandria as well.


Eliday, Kael 03, 1019

Sandy the Gorgon?!

"Did you know, I heard that there was a well respected member of the Daeus clergy actually told a small Sith-makar that Lady Sandiel's hair is actually snakes?"

"No, you must be kidding!"

"Not at all, and on top of that? Well, I heard that Sandy even called the small child a little Huntress no less!"

"Well, surely this all must have been some sort of ploy for the child."

"I don't know, word has it that she's made more than a few people petrified with fear before. Maybe that's how gorgon's start? They just terrify people until the snakes grow in."

"Well, that's an interesting idea."

At least one person, one of them may have been a child though it's unclear, called Sandy a gorgon and she did nothing to dissuade the notion! Rumors about as far as what this could mean.

Kirday, Quintoos 30, 1019

Bring Out Your Dead!

If rumors from the Guild are true, a band of adventurers were called in to address yet another deathly problem! The adventurers brought back large, rolled parchments that appeared to show the rituals for raising the dead.

Creatures raised in this manner appeared to be quite happy. One could say almost grateful, to have their life returned to them. So happy, that the final illumination on this parchment shows them playing music and dancing.

They're very grateful raised dead.

OOC: This ties into a PrP by Kisaiya!

The Romance of Yaritan!

Sales of the CRIMSON PEN's latest hit the shelves late this evening! Within hours, copies were sold out. This has printers in a flurry of panic! We've provided an excerpt, below:

Yaritan, handsome devil that he was, stood manfully in the doorway! His chest was broad enough to burst stone! "Hull has betrayed you, my love," he said severely, and strode towards her. His features were etched with concern.

The mul, Hyria, lowered her eyelashes. Hull's unmanly, betraying weakness burned like a fire in her heart. She felt herself swoon in anger!

Yaritan reached out a hand to steady her. Her fingers, trembling, cupped his chin. Then, she sighed as she gazed deeply into his eyes. "Whatever shall I do?" she whispered. A furious tear made its way down her heartshaped face.

The Seers too, seem caught in the craze. The Temple of Eluna, in a surprise move, bought at least thirty copies, which just speaks to the Crimson's universal appeal!

Tariday, Quintoos 28, 1019

Interview with the CRIMSON PEN!

"We're aware of it, of course. Such a shame, really. ...oh! He's a devilishly handsome man, but he's gone a courting, you know." The words belong to one of the three sisters, an alliance who form the Crimson Pen here in Alexandria! I'd come to them that morning to ask about their newest novel.

"Well, we'd wanted to do it about a wizard, you see. A man who struggles with his ability to see beyond his eg--I mean, magic," one sister added.

"Classic tale, really. But with a romantic twist!" went a third.

"Yes. And then we'd heard about the Conquerer. But..." here, the other, other sister wrinkled her nose. "...he says he's here to court. He says."

What? I'd asked. I'd thought he was here to make Alexandria better again?

"...well, he says that. To give him credit, he has preaching about improvement and self-betterment when we'd talked with him. But, rumors on the street, you know. They say things. And who knows if they're true?"

There are nods all around.

"Ooooh! What if the Conquerer were the wizard!" chimed in her other, other sister. "Well, just INSPIRATION, of course. You have to take it where you find it, and a tale of tragic, love-lorn reform is always popular..."

I allowed that inspiration certainly does, though personally, I have doubts about this particular source of inspiration. I tried to prod them to get back to the earlier idea, or anything about a release date--but they were already deep in discussion! So, readers, we are in the same boat! We'll find out what happens once it hits the shelves!

Variday, Quintoos 27, 1019

Small and Missing

"...I don't know what we're going to do." The hushed words may be heard among the Vardamen. Since Heth's disciple ripped open their crypts two weeks ago, few if any of them have gotten any sleep.

"Children are still going missing."

"What, out near the Museum?"

"...I'm afraid so. It's probably just--"

"Do we sound the alarm, then?"

"We have to, but. ...quietly. I don't think the city can take a second panic. Third, with the demons loose."

They pause. Stop. Then, roll up their sleeves because there's no rest for anyone, nor will there be for some time.

OOC: This ties to the Oasis plotline. This specific rumor is intended for Vardamen, Serrielian, and Daeusite PCs, primarily!


Variday, Quintoos 27, 1019

Delighted to be Here!

"I'm delighted to be here," reported the Conquerer Ravifan. The emissary from Charn made his way into the city three weeks ago. He says he'd been quiet about his presence, given, "undue prejudice of course. Those who do not respect free will, or a man's right to choose his own destiny." He hopes, he says, to offer benefit to Alexandria's community.

Whatever that means.

OOC: This loosely ties into the Oasis plotline.


Kirday, Quintoos 23, 1019

Horses and Ponys Wanted!

Some Sisters of the Hands of Ithildin are preparing to hold a small Fair for the Orphans of the city and Grush has been posting flyers around the Adventurers Guild asking for the loan of Horses or Ponys for an event. More Volunteers are also welcome, especially any Bards or anyone good with children. Anyone interested in helping out can find Grush staying at the Fernwood Pub!

Variday, Quintoos 20, 1019

Devilish Returns!

Supplicants near Temple Square reported panic this last week when a pit fiend thrust his way onto the square, alongside several dark angels. They reported his horrific and pleasure-filled laughter as he described the destruction he would bring.

Local adventurers and faithful quickly engaged the creature. Reportedly, local hero Lady Sandiel was among responders, and turned into a great, silver dragon and shot him with rainbows. \(See illustration to the left\; pull tabs to animate the rainbow breath!\)

During the event, a strange green mist filled the courtyard. Mar'Tek dissolved into a tear-shaped stone that according to local Seers, radiated mana. A local Sunguard also clarified that the devil, Mar'Tek had been under surveilence for some time. However, he recently eluded his captors, a situation that is still being investigated. They suspect collusion with Asumit, and hope that his death will put a stop to those plans for some time.

Post battle, warriors of light arrived from the Heavens. Apparently Mar'Tek was well-known among them.

The Temples are currently working to cleanse the area. In this, they're assisted by local adventurers and faithful.

Farmer's Market Opens!

Often considered an 'afterthought' to the larger city, the Pointe is beginning to show its own. A month ago, the Point began hosting its own Farmer's Market. Spearheaded by followers of the Green in combination with local villagers, the market features fresh fruits, vegetables, and meats. Seafood is popular, given the Alexandros' peninsula's position in the midst of the sea, though other varieties are found as well.

The Market is held every weekend during the harvest and trapping seasons.

OOC: You're invited to RP! Contact Durrankar and other followers of the Green for details, and bring your appetite!


Kesenday, Quintoos 17, 1019

A rainbow dragon?

The word has spread the city was attacked by demons. Temple square is a wreck, but what people are most insterested about is that there was a rainbow dragon! Some onlookers dared to edge closer and saw lady Sandiel not only turn into a dragon, but can now breath out rainbows! Whispers and word quickly spread, that Sandy is the Lady Rainbow Dragon!

Art Museum Now History?

"It's contained," are the first words the white-faced Mourner said during the interview. With rumors rampant over the events of last night, temples are understandably on edge. The faithful are working hard and appear to have things contained for now. Yet, officials still struggle to uncover what happened.

According to eyewitness reports, an unknown force breached the museum's mountainside wall. Hundreds of lovingly made pieces by Alexandria's own are now held captive in the museum by wights, undead, and other creatures that escaped from Alexandria's undermountain crypts.

In the meantime, an enraged Merchant Tangisir has declared an intent to "organize recoveries." The statement was issued through intermediaries as the usually conversational dragon was not available for an interview. The Kashanis, the family behind the museum project have also issued a statement of condemnation against "Thul and His disgusting servants."

Other rumors persist, suggesting involving of a Heth cultist, a shining, rainbow blade welded by an oruch, and other elements too otherworldly to possibly be true.

OOC: This ties into the Oasis plotline! I'll be updating the museum description, shortly. At the moment, you can visit and see some of the trapped treasures. The glass sword made it out thanks to Grush's bravery. Everything else...!

Marvels of Modern Medicine!

In a lighter article, the Tribune includes a "Marvels of Modern Medicine!" piece. "Inspired by wonders unforseen" within the museum, the piece offers discussion on advancements in artifice to replace damaged limbs.

It had been intended to be part of a larger, more hopeful work. In light of current events, however, the paper is providing it as-is, that it "might still bring hope and joy to some Alexandrians."

Included with the article is a paper doll, with "swappable, stylish artifice limbs and accessories!" Drawn by a Tribune artist, the accessories are "more or less" accurate.

One option includes a bear-shark punching arm.

The paper doll looks suspiciously like Stirling. It is posable, with exchangeable faces of varying degrees of scowl.


Kirday, Quintoos 16, 1019

Artistic troubles!

Rumors are flying about that a dragon was at the opening of the museum! A bronze dragon at that!

However, tragedy struck as said bronze dragon ended up in a battle and undead started to pour out of an opening in a wall created by a void dragon, rumored to be Heth itself. The wights were fought back, despite the lack of air created by the presence of the void dragon, by many of the people that were at the presentation. Not only an elven archmage who was destroying undead with a word, but an elven archer who kept people safe with his splendid shooting, a brave oruch warrior who was more determined to keep people safe than her own safety using a glass sword, a apparent cleric of Eluna who kept giving the bronze dragon healing magic, a woman dragging people out, and an althean cleric who kept using her divine grace to destroy undead with blue flame, but leapt onto the tail of the bronze dragon to heal many of its wounds so the bronze could seemingly kill that void dragon.

The Temple of Vardama and the Hunters of the Dead are currently investigating.

(To follow up, speak to Mikilos, Astaren, Grush, Sasha, Kisaiya, Ga'Elian and Rhar)

What's Under the Mountain?

As tidings of wight hordes and Heth spread through Alexandria and beyond like wildfire, some citizens react by hunkering down in their homes, others by running to the temple district or the Castellum for answers. The smart people, though, are putting their trust in Alexandria's world-famed adventurers.

One of these adventurers, the wild elf archer Ga'Elian recounted that when the wall of the museum was breached, he got the idea that the hordes of wights spilling into the museum might have been bursting out of the catacombs under the mountain temple of Vardama, as both buildings are excavated out of the same part of the mountain on the southwest of Alexandria. The museum having now been temporarily sealed to contain the hosts of undead within, Ga'Elian ran off toward the Gray Lady's Mountain Temple in case the desecrated corpses began to burst out of it, too.

Dragons Suck!

"No really, they do! Not like they're bad sort of thing, like they literally do! It looked like the sky, it was there and every breath it drew in it SUCKED THE AIR FROM THE ROOM!" The man was on the corner, yelling it at everyone who would pass by. Of course everyone heard of the antics at the museum, the fight, the undead. But this one was dead set on informing people on the danger of dragons.

"What else do you know that can do that?!" He throws his arms out and grabs one of the passing people, "YOU! YOU! Have you heard of this?! Can you believe this?! What sort of sorcery could do that?!" The man who was grabbed by the talker stumbled backward and looked about frantically for help but there was nothing to be had. A whip to one way, a whip to the other and they hurry off quickly, covering the side of their face so they don't see the crazy one.

"I MEAN IT! It's incredible! You all should've been there! You should've seen it! I LITERALLY SUFFOCATED PEOPLE!"

Tariday, Quintoos 14, 1019

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OOC: Rumours are for a plot that will be running soon! Direct any inquires to Grush!

Variday, Quintoos 13, 1019

Rumors Plague Museum Opening

Just a week before its opening, the Museum of Reflections appears plagued by troubles. In addition to reports yesterday, theft of a museum piece was reported to the local guild.

Thankfully, adventurers were able to return the piece without harm. Hopefully this isn't suggestive of the Museum's future!

OOC: This is tied to the Oasis arc. Thank you, Kisaiya, for running this PrP! Please contact Walery, Gimrig, Shagara, or Chay for details.

The Museum of Reflections opens this week.

Variday, Quintoos 06, 1019

Museum Opens, Soon!

Lady Kashani is seeking art and unique crafts to be featured in her upcoming gala, to benefit young craftsfolk in Alexandria!

Please drop Beaglefinder an @mail if you'd like your work featured! This will also be an open scene on the 15th, which should branch out into hopefully, more plots. :D

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Eliday, Rhaltaas 29, 1019

Refugee Assistance?

The Myrrish Ambassador in Alexandria is, it is said, under works to offer more assistance to those who have traveled to the city. This is all under wraps, of course. The 'cold civil war' is barely acknowledged as-is.

Tariday, Daeshen 19, 1019

Succesful Party!

The Thrasing Dancers are monastic order that is often found in Fate's Spire Monastary. This Tariday, Daeshen 19, they threw a party where they performed elaborate dance routines and encouraged many great adventuters to join them. As this was completed, according to rumor, an object bequeathed to them by an elder of their order split open and reveled an odd silver key that was 'too hot to touch'.

The monks have gone into seclusion, but hey, it was a great party.

Ceriday, Daeshen 16, 1019

Magical Girl Theory Proven

We are pleased to report that Alexandria has seen its first emergence of a 'magical girl.' A magical girl, according to Arcanist Jenneth at the Society, is someone whose powers are enhanced by outfit changes. Lady Sandiel is believed to have displayed some of these symptoms. Until now, it was believed to have been only arcane theory.

"A few months ago, she started wearing dresses, and inviting you out to tea," a neighbor of Sandy's testified. "But then sometimes, like a week ago, she'd wear something rougher and seemed you know. Changed, but not the same as she was before," he added hastily.

The Tribune is still investigating. It is apparent that Lady Sandiel has undergone a number of outfit, and personality, changes in the last year. If proven true, this would be a breakthrough for arcane studies everywhere.

OOC: Contact Sandy, Kisaiya, Delilah, or Ga'Elian for rumor followup!

OOC2: Contact Sandy only if you are very, very brave!

Variday, Daeshen 11, 1019

Disturbance in the catacombs

A group of adventurers was sent on an emergency foray into the catacombs by the temple of Vardama last night.

Something disrupted one of the seals maintained by the temple, and one tomb was disturbed by newly risen undead harassing a spirit normally confined there. A cataloguing activity may still be underway to determine if other areas were affected.

At least one of the adventurers on the scene seemed to have a slightly unclear understanding of what actually happened although she insisted that wine and hormones were somehow involved.

Kirday, Daeshen 07, 1019

Reflections

Kiya Lashani, a half-sil of some repute in the noble district, is glad to announce the construction of a new manor within Alexandria's Upper City. That is, east of the River. "I wish to call it the Hall of Reflections, but that may change. The name came to the tip of my tongue, but that may be a little overused, do you think?" she told the Tribune. Why the Hall of Reflections?

"I've had the greatest fascination with glass since I was a child. The way it can be turned and inspired to great heights. The semi-translucency of it as art. I hope to honor all Alexandrian artists with the manor. I look forward to hosting many events, there. Well, whatever it may end up being called. I'm sure Reos' daughter will offer Her whispers, when it's done."

Lady Lashani's family is known for their quiet generosity. The Tribune expects the new manor to be a tribute to Alexandria and its people.

OOC: This ties into the Oasis mini-arcs, and may tie into future storylines. - Lahar


Kirday, Callem 31, 1019

Just Terrible!

"His mind is terrible! Just terrible!" is heard out of the Theatre District. Referring apparently, to Asumit.

"Yes, Asumit! Oh, it's terrible. All that knowledge, used for, for...oh dear. Well, you know the sorts of things demons do. He gets all...all..." the gnome pauses, then leans in, "...it delights him." And by now he's pale. "In the worst possible...I mean...oh dear. Oh dear. Excuse me. I'm going to throw up, again."

OOC: This refers to the scene Whirl ran last night, ongrid! Multiple folks were there, though I do not have a list handy. >.< It ties into the Asumit arc.

Gilday, Callem 30, 1019

Tremors and Troubles

Late in the evening of Tariday, Callem 29th, the massive earth elemental that has been a constant fixture on Alexandria's mountain road for so long stirred to life, dropping debris to the street while crowds gathered to see what all the rumbling and commotion was about. The Sildanyari archmage Mikilos was heard to say that the elemental mentioned a great shattering, as of something yet to happen. It then proceeded to trudge toward a cliff overlooking the sea, then witnesses say it melted into the ground, only to reemerge at the beach. A similarly enormous water elemental then rose up, then after a while they both disappeared into their respective elements. A group of adventurers were on the scene, and were heard to speculate that some unnatural phenomenon might be affecting both creatures at the sea floor.

<OOC> This is open for legwork. Inquire with Whirlpool. Players involved can share details: Mikilos, Durrankar, Malorn, Viranchi, and Elian.

Thanks, Whirl, for keeping things interesting.

Mud

A year ago...we saw an elemantal come to us. It spoke of pain and went silent. Although other shamans have come forward, and investigated to our shame none of us were able to understand.

Today...today we gained in understanding. At the mountains, I asked the spirits to gift my tongue, and called upon the elemental's own language. It rumbled to us, Mage Mikilos and myself, about the world shattering, and told us that things were unstable, underneath.

The more it talked, the more it moved towards the water. I saw it meet another there, a spirit of water. They stared at each other, not moving for a while, just staring, territorial, and then left...earth to earth...water to water...

...I do not know what it means. I ask shamans, shamans of scale and those without, to gather and share wisdom. We must understand.

Letter given to the Green of Alexandria, from Durrankar of the shaman caste, in service to the Empress of my people.

Gilday, Callem 23, 1019

A Ship Afire!

A ship spontaneously combust in the Northern Tornmawr late last evening. The combustion was said to be caused by demons and proceeded more quickly than any natural flame. One survivor is reported, and investigations are underway. In the meantime, we at the Tribune are pleased to announce a more detailed (if fanciful) account of the event by the returning CRIMSON PEN!!!

Excerpt from: "Merwin the Brave and Bold!" By the CRIMSON PEN

"...my hero," the sailor quavered, as he looked deeply into Merewin's eyes. He grimaced, ruggedly. Though his wounds were grave, his stubble was as yet, perfect.

"I'll never let you go," whispered Merewin, the daring, dashing swashbuckler who'd rescued him and dragged him ashore.

"You saved me from the flames. I saw hell...and now...I behold heaven!"

"Of course," demurred Merewin. "My hair is perfect. What sailor could resist?"

Current editions of are being sold on the streets of Alexandria! More (actual reporting) on the story as it develops!


OOC: This is in response to an impromptu scene ongrid involving Terewin, Aznara, and Galidor. Contact them for IC details! It ties into a greater arc by WHIRLPOOPIN'!

Tariday, Callem 15, 1019

Odd Dreams

A great many people have been experiencing odd dreams as of late about dolls, puppets, and a young girl. They say she's asking them questions about city life, believe it or not, to which they feel oddly compelled to answer.

In any case, enough people have had similar dreams that the Elunans are investigating.

Tariday, Callem 15, 1019

Plant Monsters Bedevil the Nobles

For the last two weeks, despite the best efforts of the guards to keep it quiet, several plant monsters have been bedeviling the upper trades The attacks are believed to be connected and orchestrated by someone with an axe to grind. Perhaps a mad gardener upset at puns about his trade? Who can say?

In any case, the guards are suggesting cautiou and any suspect plant growths should be reported to the Watch until the situation is resolved.


Korday, Callem 10, 1019

Foul Games!

It's that time of year again! And by that time, we mean the time every other year in which creators from around

Alexandria come together for the bi-annual festival and or gathering to support the rightfully unsanctioned sports and other recreational events of the greater Alexandria area (FAOGTSTRUSAOREOTGAA). This will be the 16th FAOGTSTRUSAOREOTGAA, and we believe it will be the best yet. Though details are light, rumor is that the Hedge Hogger's league will be making a reappearance, as will Bugbear Edd's Tasty Taco Cart. If you've never attended this festival, consider purchasing a ticket. The venue will be small, so stay ahead of the crowd. Tickets can be bought at the Tribune station, or, alternatively, you can enter our raffle to win two VIP passes and ten free tacos from Edd's cart! It promises to be an exciting event, and we hope to meet all of you there!

(OOC: IC advertising for an upcoming PRP. Page Garrahk if interested in the raffle.)

Gilday, Callem 09, 1019

River Stew-ards

"We must be better stewards." That was the message from the Green sent to the City Council this week. The item of discussion was the Tornmawr River and bay area. The Tornmawr River is a major trade channel for Alexandros, as well as neighboring countries and city-states.

As such, it can get clogged with traffic and trade debris. This is most evident within the city of Alexandria, itself.

The Green has increased its presence locally near the River, and is encouraging the City to address pollution issues. Rumors have it that they may also seek an updated alliance with the local otyugh population, which would be one of the more efficient ways to address the issue.

OOC: The river is a major tradeway for Alexandros and much of the surrounding contintent. This is an invitation to RP river cleanup to help the issue. Expect to see druids in the area, as well as otyughs.

Tariday, Callem 01, 1019

New KDC Membership Benefits Alexan

The Guild announced an agreement with local merchants, to provide the Kidnapped Damsel Card.

"It's quite simple, you know. Every time you get kidnapped, you get punches in this card, here. Then, you get bonuses at participating local restaurants and businesses!" explained one of the spokespersons for the Adventurer's Guild.

The Kidnapped Damsel Card was apparently inspired by Myrana Jn'Rajh Arwenieniallwehn. It depicts Lady Sandiel in knight's armor, swooping in to rescue her.

Eliday, Aestry 30, 1019

Marsh Madness

Sources say that a goblinoid village in the swamplands of Alexandria's Heartlands has been experiencing unusual problems. Goblintown has become flooded with 'refugees' from the village, citing conflict and a bad crop season. Previously, the small village had been entirely unremarkable, a peaceful community with next to no effect on local events or economy. Now the refugees, who are buying up all the rations and gear all over Alexandria, 'in case bad stuff goes down', are claiming that the goblinoid town is mired in death and turmoil and some sort of civil war.

More disturbing, is the stories that the refugees tell of dead bodies rising up out of the marsh, and mutated strange animals and aberrations coming from deeper in the swampland. The tales describe waves of the creatures, every few days, and more each time, as if some cyclical event is creating them and sending them out scouring the area. But for what?

A hue and cry has begun for the Hunters of the Dead, or any other local adventurers willing to investigate the situation, to head out into the marshlands and try to discover the source of the evil!

(OOC: Rumor/Groundwork for a plot, which will be run in a week or two. A variety of plot 'forks' are possible depending on the legwork/preparation that PC's want to go through. Contact Caine for more details if interested!)

Eliday, Aestry 23, 1019

Garrahk, of the Mountains

Rumor spreads about a rather odd young Oruch who has began popping up here and there around the city. Though he caries a great blade, and has the scars of a warrior, he seems less prone to fights than most of his kind. In fact, some of the local children have began to say that if you catch him fishing on the banks of the Tornmawr, he will tell you a story from the northlands! All about barbarians, and hunting, and princesses.

Variday, Aestry 17, 1019

Ships Vanish!

Spice merchants report ships vanishing when sailing through the Sea of Shattered Swords. These ships bear goods from Veyshan as well as the Islands of Jade, and the value they represent is not insignificant.

So far, they have filed an investigation, though no word is forthcoming. At this time, no pirates have claimed responsibility.

OOC: Congrats Kravar! Your submission was randomly selected, and I'll be running a kaiju story based on it within the next few weeks. This will be a little slow moving due to some rl-foo, bit I am hoping it will be fun. :3

- Lahar

Kesenday, Aestry 14, 1019

New Chord

Rumor is that a new Chord of Vardama (and can we ever trust those Vardamen types after, well you know, the troubles) has arrived and begun making themselves at home in the Temple, finding people to report to, doing guard shifts, joining in the chants. A wolfish looking older fellow, he's obviously seem some action or had a hard life up to this point. He clearly leans towards the more martial side of things, often when he is seen strolling through town he's openly armed with simple daggers and shruiken.

Perhaps even more interesting, is that there are rumors (though this may only be anti-Vardamen sentiment bubbling through) that he fairly closely resembles sketches of a human wanted for various assassinations in other nearby regions. . . .

Caine is a Lvl 2 Monk with a checkered past, a bit too much knowledge of the criminal underworld, and dedicated to the Temple of Vardama. He's fairly easy-going, even if he is a bit tactless, and interested in getting involved around town in efforts rebuilding the Temple or maybe getting hired to come along on some adventures as extra muscle!

Variday, Hattanan 22, 1019

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OOC: We'll be publishing parts of an ongoing Serial Mystery! for the next few weeks! You are welcome to contribute, or to use it in your stories and RP!! Think of it as a radio serial, but done via Mysterious Envelopes, filled with theatrical, illusion magic.

Variday, Hattanan 22, 1019

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Kirday, Hattanan 18, 1019

Sandiel's Generosity Saves an Aleh

The Empty Flagon became the Endless Flagon this last week, thanks to a kind donation of ale and beer from Lady Sandiel. Smiling, and bowing behind her kerchief, Lady Sandiel blushingly presented the drinks to the owner of the Endless Flagon.

"We were ...sur--grateful for her generosity!" chuffed the owner, Bobbins.

"And the kisses she gave everyone later were just darling," he added, with a modest blush. "It was generous enough that we felt we were no longer the Empty Flagon, but the Endless Flagon!"

These events would occur only days before the Empty Flagon erupted into a fountain of rum, which many attribute to some meddling adventurers...or a leftover blessing from Lady Sandiel. In response to the patronage and the unexpected fountain, some have taken to honoring with the title: "Her Ladyship of Rum," or "Her Rummy Ladyship."

Eliday, Hattanan 07, 1019

Poetic Shadows

Shadows mysteriously retreated this Ceriday and continued to be absent into late night. Its cause is uncertain, and has been attributed to a variety of sources--including the bright, burning of fires in celebration of the God of Inspiration. Weather changes for example, though others list religious ones.

In response however, the Tribune reports a great(er) outpouring of poems from various, mul poets within Alexandria. Such poems are a longstanding tradition of the race; it is only of late that they have received prominence. Below, we have published a few samples provided to us.


"Growth from Glass"

I drown in darkness
The darkness of despair
I suffocate in lies
The truth I cannot hear
I yearned once for sunlight
But that it betrayed
Truths no more
Light ravages my soul
Hear the tear drops
As they fall from my eyes
The hidden secrets
And stolen lies
Down dwell deep
Where the truth shall rest
Germinating, growing
Until we slaughter the rest


"Heart's Blood Staggers"

<this poem consisted of a paper covered in red dye; it is scrawled as to be mostly unlegible and with the words 'suffering' written alongside the margins>


Ceriday, Bernfleur 29, 1019

Grisht Letters Uncovered

We at the Tribune have been receipt of a remarkable set of letters--remarkable! How they were delivered, their mysterious source, remains unknown. They arrived to us recently through means of a courier, its only mark a setting sun. We have spent the previous week verifying their authenticity, as much as possible.

Though private, we believe these may offer a "last look" into the life of one of Alexandria's fallen heroes, and perhaps the end of an unsettling mystery that has bedeviled family and friends alike.

We therefore publish them in their entirety.


Dear Grisht,

I'm so glad you wrote me. There have been so many things said of the District of late. They talk up the fights as--well, I am sure you know. They've painted your opponent as a dangerous, half-maddened troll. And here you are sending me letters of sitting down for a drink!

How much can a troll drink, I wonder? Or is he a troll at all? Oh, it's all a mystery to me--you and your world. It's like peeking into a fairytale sometimes, one I'm just beginning to learn about. ...though I admit sometimes to being a little afraid of it. Were you not at its center, so strong and so steady, I would be frightened, indeed.

I know you tell me not to worry, but you know I will.

Missing you.


Dear Grisht,

It was good to read your letter. We shared it over the table, mum and I. We're making a lamb for tomorrow night--won't that be wonderful! We both look forward to your stories, as always. You lend them a warmth we just don't see in the papers.

I'm not supposed to tell you this, but we watched the match from the stands. I suppose your opponent wasn't a half-troll, but he sure was frightening, as he swing his axe. Never fear that I missed my studies to do it; well. I suppose you should, but we all take a little risk now and then, I suppose.


Dear Grisht,

I was so glad to see you at dinner the other day. We didn't get the time we wanted--but that's always true, isn't it? Between your practice and my studies...but, you'll be that carpenter one day, and ...well, I've a few more years, until we get there.

I'll see what I can find about that ring of yours. If you won it from a nobleman, well--that could be a story, couldn't it! It's gorgeous, in its own way. Gaudy, a bit--but considering its origins, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Either way, I'm excited.

...please stay safe. I know it's all show, but. ...well, you know I always worry, but I'm always so glad to see you, too.


Dear Grisht,

I found something on that ring of yours. From what I can tell, it's tied to the Temple of Althea. ...well, not directly to them, but it carries their magic. It was made years ago, for a young nobleman, then passed on to his daughter, and then to her son. The original noble was Fifshen, and he was of Alexandria. He...his house died with the passing of his granddaughter.

According to my notes, it possessed a strong curative effect.

Grisht, are you in trouble?


Regretfully, the letters end here. Grisht's letters--to whomever they may have been--we may never know. As to a "mysterious ring," it remains a mystery to us! If you have any information on this object, please supply it to the Tribune.

As you know, Grisht's death was eventually ruled a murder, by causes unknown. Any information may help both his family, and fans.


The Tribune Staff

Tariday, Bernfleur 25, 1019

Rainbows Brew Vandalism

Stoneworks' Calzones reported vandalism this past Gilday. "Someone came in here, and put food colorin' in all our drinks," reported Embma Shaletracker, co-owner with her husband, Jaruda. "When we served them, there were these rainbows and sparkles, and imaginary horns stickin' out on top."

"They looked like liquified unicorn in a cup," replied Jaruda, wryly. "Not that...we'd ever serve such a thing."

The "unicornification" seems, after investigation, to be a harmless prank. In response, Embma and Jaruda have declared a "week-long happy hour" in which visitors may enjoy ales and beers (if a little more colorful than usual) at 1/2 price.

"Help us clear out tha inventory!" Jaruda declared!

Tariday, Bernfleur 25, 1019

Murder at Dawn

Officials report the death of a llyranesi wizard, nearby Sage Orum's. Locals are encouraged to be careful within this district for the next few days, as the cause of death is investigated.

Tariday, Bernfleur 25, 1019

Visiting Poet Strikes a Prose!

"Vengeful Sorrows Within"

What have you done to me? A haze of betrayal, as perceptions crawl...
Once we drank of paradise, glad-hearted within Darkness
And wide-eyed, but your thirst soured into a vengeful morass of
Blood and tears
Follow hate, follow blood, love ground to dust
In a torrent of vengeance, I condemn you!

...such are the words of Elviran, visiting and sponsored Council Poet! Known among the Caverns for her powerful verse and heart-felt, savage prose upon the stage, the poet Elviran represents a rarity among mul'niessa. That is, she has been sponsored by the Council to "share the as-yet unknown beauty of the mul, and the strength the pain of their noble sacrifice and ascension represents." The above is a translation from Undercommon, whereupon the words are harsher, and considered to have that essential "burrsome, yet vengeful snarl" associated with such emotions.

The above poem is said to reference ties between two mul, one of whom turned from the One True Darkness (aka, Taara).

Elviran has not stated the length of her visit, only that she intends to enjoy the Alexandrian theatre and it's "more relaxed approach, so alien to the joyful, fulfilling rigours of mul society."

Eliday, Bernfleur 23, 1019

Body Missing

Officials are still investigating the dissapearance of a corpse associated with a recent discovery (and investigation) of a Mage's Prison.

Mage's Prisons are so-called because of their usage to bind extraplanar beings and unwholesome experiments, the existence of such prisons outside of official sanction (for enforcement purposes) has been under close scrutiny of local governments for years. Rune had officially looked down on the practice, though less scrupulous mages were known to practice in secret. With Rune's dissolution, it has fallen to local governments to decide on enforcement.

Investigations are still underway.

Bernfleur 18, 1019

ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE

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Attack in Nobles' District!

A building in the noble district belonging to the prominent Telenil family, distant relatives of head of the city council Rawyn Telenil, imploded.

City officials have been somewhat circumspect on the cause of the collapse but several notable adventurers were said to be on scene and some speculate that they are likely to blame. Others say a group of children stumbled upon a dangerous magical artifact which has now been contained by the Aquisitioners, the Elunan sect, some of whom were said to've been spotted on the site after the implosion.

Rawyn Telenil issued a statement indicating her continuing support of the Guild of Explorers and its membership in solving problems too dangerous and difficult for the common man. The loss of a family property is 'small, compared to the dangers that were faced'.


Soldiers' Defense News

The Soldier's Defense Hospital was evacuated in the wake of some kind of poison gas attack. Several golems and hardy adventurers were called to clear the place out and it seems to be that foul and fallen individuals deliberately let loose the gas in an attempt to rob the tithings vault. They were swiftly defeated and none survived and no doubt Althea will ensure they receive their just rewards.

The Watch Constables of Alexandria are asking all citizens to keep an eye out for a five foot eleven, slender and dark haired man who has gone by the name of 'Argus'. He has a dinstinctive scar on his right hand running from his pointer finger to his wrist.

The Hearthguards' extend their thanks to those who assisted.

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Ceriday, Bernfleur 08, 1019

ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE

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Veshanti Delegation Attacked

An explosion occured in Upper Alexandria, near the Veyshanti Embassy. While the cause of the explosion is unknown, it does seem to have upset Merchant Tangisir, the bronze dragon who has family both in Alexandria and Veyshan and unofficial member of the Veyshanti delegation.

"It is unacceptable," he's quoted as saying. Master Tangisir suggests his warehouses had recently been set pon by thieves, but expressed confidence that Alexandrian authorities would look into the matter.

No deaths were reported as a result of the blast.

Editor's Note: We've reported previously on Merchant Tangisir, in the following editions:


OOC: This ties into the Grisht series of plots, run by Lahar.


Mage's Prison Presumptiously Uncovered!

Officials in Alexandrian uncovered a Mage's Prison. Uncovered in the northern wilderness, it is suspected the prison was used on Fel residents. Although some speculate its usage may have been recovery-based, a brief investigation into the area confirms this was not the case. "Runes along the walls, scratch marks from multiple escape attempts. In a legal prison, the wards merely block a dangerous and convicted creature from leaving, there's documentation, that sort of thing. Here, the prison was kept in secret, and the wards were set to rend on attempt of exit," a spokesperson from the Arcanists said.

Mage's Prisons are so-called because of their usage to bind extraplanar beings and unwholesome experiments, the existence of such prisons outside of official sanction (for enforcement purposes) has been under close scrutiny of local governments for years. Rune had officially looked down on the practice, though less scrupulous mages were known to practice in secret. With Rune's dissolution, it has fallen to local governments to decide on enforcement.

Local Watch constabulary suggest the Prison has been "eradicated and nullified," thanks to the heroic actions of local adventurers.

IMAGE: An image is included of all adventurers, complete with flying capes. A crook'd wizard in a goatee is seen running away, shaking his fist and yelling, 'Curses!'

OOC: This ties into the Grisht series of plots, run by Lahar.


Ghost Spooks Celebrants at vonIronBrew's!

During the celebration at the loss of a great warrior, Grisht the Half-oruch. Many stories were told about his great standings in the arena and some of his past deeds, such as the alleged child that he sired with a Princess from another land. However, the tale on everyone's lips about this event had to be how the celebration was shaken by the appearance of a ghost who marked a few of the revellers as they fought over a mysterious bracelet that disrupted the celebration.

The glowing figure appeared moments after a bracelet fell to the floor, seeming to summon the glowing figure. Perhaps this is the spirit of the late Grisht, trying to reclaim something important to him? Either way, the figure faded before leaving its mark o a number of those who were fighting over the bracelet. Anyone with further information on this story is asked to contact the Tribune.

OOC: By Chezni! This ties into the Grisht series of plots, run by Lahar.


Explosions Light Up the Sky in Noble District

A pillar of light shot into the sky, followed by a building imploding today in the Noble District.

Guards promptly sealed off the area and spoke to several adventurers who were on hand. Because of course they were.

OOC: This refers to a plot run by Whirlpool! Contact Kira, Fazahd, Elisabeth, Stjepan, Terewin and Astaren for details!

Fashion and Culture

Gladiatorial Celebrations

Alexandria's own gladiator, Grisht, will be celebrated at vonIronBrew's this Kesenday. Noted for his strength as well as jovaility, Gresht will be sorely missed by locals and businesses alike, who often liked to wager on his matches.

Local fan 'Caps' had this to say: "I saw his match against Gresher the Thresher! It was really cool! He swung his axe, and Gresher yelled. He had a mountain on his ax." Caps is 10 years old, and attends matches with his mother.

Although recent sspicions of poisoning have raised concerns among the local gladiator community, well-wishers say they don't intend to let that sully his memory at the celebrations. Reports fan Gildain Troughrough, "There was a Grisht in all of us. He tried hard, and he wasn't the best--but he was damn good. That's worth drinkin' to."

Editor's Note: See our follow-up coverage of this event in the Front Page.

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An Invitation to the Crimsons Pen!

Mikilostravia Abrioudelanarchie Mithralla, Lord of Estranillia, Archmage of the Sixth, extends a formal invatation to the ladies of the Crimson Pen, to Mithralla Manor for tea and conversation. Arrangement information can be obtained via the Tribune offices, or directly by Mithralla Manor. The magus suggests Ambassador Abrahil Brindelgear as chaperone.



Korday, Eatonis 16, 1019

ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE

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Something Wicked

There have been rumours floating about the grand city about the shadows that are cast by Desolation are... moving. Most insist this is merely speculation on the part of some of the more wary, though some might say 'paranoid', denizens of this great nation.

Recently, a team was dispatched into the distant range between Alexandros and Desolation in order to research these claims, though their investigations proved only to bring about more questions from a curious and, yes, frightened populace. Though they have admitted that there was activity involving the undead out there in the cold and unwelcome reaches, there is still much to be discovered about whether or not this threat has anything to do with the apparently 'moving' gloom cast beneath the prison state's ever-watchful presence, or is simply nothing more than an unfortunate event that just so happened to be in the area in which they arrived.

If you ask the guard, as I have, they would tell you: 'It's nothing more than a routine response to reports from someone that's obviously gotten into the drink. Desolation is a fine and stable bastion against lawlessness Ea over, and we owe it to the Keepers of that place to at least assume they'd know if something were brewing under their noses. Look, I'll tell you what I told my toddler. Nothing's wrong. The shadow's the same as it always has been. The sun still rises every morning. That enough?'

Some people are still skeptical, but this is one citizen that's convinced.

OOC: This relates to an amazing plot run by YOKAI! Contact them for details.

Pembroke Springsworth Lets the Dogs Run at Khazadi Fest

Pembroke Springsworth, gnomish woodscrafter, never thought to achieve fame in the world of war dogs. "I just set out to make the best companion possible!" he said. From his Inspiration, the world now has Dire Corgis.

The corgis arrived in Alexandria for the first time, just days ago. Inspired or perhaps emboldened by the Beer Fest, Pembroke decided to show off his invention. His very fluffy, adorable invention.

Of course, in true gnomish fashion, no good invention is without mischief. A group of children acquired corgis with odd, elemental powers, and mischief was had.

OOC: Dire Corgis are now available ingame, thanks to gnomish obsession with making things better and in this case, fluffier. You may request this change from staff. Also, our Animal Companion code still doesn't auto-level in chargen. So, you'll need to ping staff when you level, anyhow. We're able to do it from our end; the advance code is just kerflundling.

Stats available here: http://www.tenebraemush.net/index.php/Dire_Corgi

OOC2: A big thanks to ASTAREN for featuring the dire corgis in plot! You can read the mischief, here: http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/Search_and_Rescue

Murdered Wizard to Seek Damage Against Apprentices; Third Still on the Loose

As reported in: "No Magic Clues Found in Murder of Wizard," in our Kesenday, Vhast 20 edition, the wizard Maraxos continues to have trouble with his apprentices. The three apprentices left him for dead, only to have Maraxos return to life later as an arcane duplicate.

Two apprentices have been arrested so far. The second apprentice, Tergip the Bloody Lip, attempted the summon of numerous elementals in order to bind them to himself as a source of power. He was prevented in his task by agents from the Adventurer's Guild, though is expected to recover. Manxoff will be seeking ajudication from the Parliament of Magi in punishing his wayward apprentices and a trial is set to begin once all three have been located. Only one remains on the loose, Grinto Bloody-Maw. Enclosed is an artist's render of this individual. If encountered report to the Watch immediately.

OOC: This relates to a story arc by the amazing WHIRLPOOL. Contact him for questions!


Owlbear Sightings--be Wise when Venturing into the Forests this Week

The Tribune has received claims from Wilderness Pointe of owlbear sightings, and sent this reporter to investigate. A survey of those at the Wayfarer's Inn resulted as, one local lumberjack reported, overhearing the distinctive hoot-growl of an unknown number of the beasts near a foresting site. Based on this information, an expedition was sent to find the creatures.

The ranger Ga'Elian happened to be in the pub that same evening, and was able to give a description of the owlbear. He described how that the tracks and other observable signs of owlbears are nearly indistinguishable from those of ordinary bears, in appearance. However, an expert tracker can tell the difference by the depth of the impressions of the forepaw prints versus those of the hindpaw prints, and by the length of the owlbear's gait. In addition, while bears do break branches as they move through the trees, owlbears often leave feathers behind where they push through. Finally, the diet and resulting fewmets of owlbears are somewhat different from those of ordinary bears. For example, owlbears don't seem to feed on honey as much as ordinary bears do. Hunter Ga'Elian did say that he has found owlbears here and there in the woods between Wilderness Pointe and Mictlan, but not anywhere that civilized folk would ordinarily encounter them.

In response to the increased sightings, villagers in Wilderness Pointe have laid up weapons to fend off a potential incursion by the creature. Children are being kept under close supervision at the edges of the village. The innkeeper has volunteered to collect the reports of any who might encounter signs of the beasts too near their community, and the tension among the locals is noticeable. This reporter notes, however, that the country folk of this village are often held to be a touch on the paranoid or trigger-happy side by authorities in Alexandria. Furthermore, Ga'Elian said that the Ygdrassil Union does maintain a vigil in these forests and solves potential problems far more often than the villagers are ever aware of, through methods that city dwellers would rarely expect.

Fashion and Culture
Muscle is out! Slender is in!

Trends in Alexandros come and go with the season, but this season is straight from Llyranost! The Pen's latest work draws on trends; it does not reinvent them. Tall and slender is in, with long flaxen hair. Some nobles are getting ear extensions, to make theirs longer. Togas also, are in style in every variety.

What a season!

OOC: This is all your fault. Everyone's. - Tenebrae Staff

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Great Paladin Advice Column

While there is no column this week, certain Demon Lords have been filing a higher number than average of claims for health insurance in Taaran temples.


Korday, Eatonis 02, 1019

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Grave-Robbing Artificer Builds Concern

The Vardaman temple has expressed concern publicly over the recent grave robberies that've plagued the local cemetaries lately.

Apparently there were advances made in locating the culprit of this unforgivable defilement of these sacred lands, but when attempts were made to apprehend this heinous individual, resistance was offered in the way of constructs made from what is presumed to be not only the treasured items of the dearly departed, but the departed themselves, turning them into horrific beasts with the ability to still the body and kill the mind. In the fray, the culprit, a goblin survivors name as one 'Gragle', last seen wearing a black wizard's hat, and a ratty robe to match, fled the grasps of justice. It is believed that he will offend again.

The Temple asks that the public report any information they might have regarding this most unfortunate of events, appealing to the kindness of others with the rising slogan seeming to be: "What if it was your family?"

What, indeed?

OOC: This relates to a plot run by the amazing YOKAI! Contact her for details!!


Local Hero Felled

Grisht, a local favorite among Order Paramount battles, was set to fight another well-known and loved competitor in the ring last Kesenday. Instead, Grisht was found by his assistant in one of the preparation rooms. A Mourner confirmed the death just hours later, although preservation was not able to take place until some time after, due to the nature of the incident.

A celebration of Grisht'd life and times is scheduled at vonIronBrew's this coming week. The nature of his death is still under investigation.

OOC: This has become a full-scene, and will be story and legwork focused. I'll be running the brewery scene later next week, as my schedule shakes out. Folks already investigating have priority, ofc! - Lahar


Spiders Attack While Lurking from Alleyways

Late in the morning of Pryntar 27, the Lower Market District was shocked by the sound of a blood-curdling scream from one of its alleys. Witnesses say that two adventurers responded even as shoppers gathered to watch--from a safe distance.

The scream came from Lara Tess, a half-Sildanyari local resident who had been heading into the alley to collect laundry that she had hung to dry. Ms. Tess was both startled and terrified by a trio of giant spiders who had built a web between the shop building she lives in and the next one over.

The Tribune learned that the adventurers who responded were the Sunblade Lysa Hrolfdottr, and the ranger Ga'Elian "Ettin-slayer". Witnesses say that the Sunblade's first action was to pull Ms. Tess out of harm's way, before slicing one of the monsters clean in half with her noble sword. Ga'Elian fired volleys of arrows at both of the other spiders, dropping them quickly. Watch spokesman Titus Cooper reported that the adventurers promptly reported the situation, including what appeared to be an opening into the sewers where the spiders seem to have come from. Measures were taken without delay to stop the opening and clear away the spider mess. Watchman Cooper expressed thanks to the adventurers and appreciation to the Adventurer's Guild for the services they regularly provide to the residents of Alexandria.

OOC: The foregoing was based upon a spontaneous scene RP'd on grid! The log is at http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/Scream_from_the_Alley

Fashion and Culture

Crimson Cookoff!

In response to our EMERGENCY EDITION, you've sent in your votes! ...and delicious recipes! The Crimson Pen--or is it Pens--are thrilled, and assure us that a draft is already underway. Still, it could go either direction, couldn't it?

- The Tribune


Preparation of Sky Eel

Sent in on behalf of favoring Magelos Jithralla

For those unfamilar, Sky Eel are a common creature from the elemental plane of water, named for their vibrant sky blue color. Easily aquired from a range of arcane sources, many believe this delicacy to be ficticious, or even poisonous; simple misunderstandings from improper preperation.

Sky Eel should be prepared fresh, and the meat spoils rapidly when exposed to air or direct sunlight. The eel can be prepared like any aquatic animal, removing the head, skin, bones, and internal organs, leaving a rubber flesh of sky blue. A this point the flesh is indeed toxic, and should not be consumed. A white or grey flesh has spoiled, and should be discarded. By rubbing the meat with common sea salt, the texture should harden, and the color deeper to a rich navy blue. Simple shake off the excess salt. Any earth based material, such as common dirt, can have a similar effect, but sea salt best preserves the flavor.

Once the meat has been prepared, it can be cooked similar to other fish. This author recommends a light coating of basil and lemon juice before frying in olive oil. A properly cooked Sky Eel will take on bright green highlights, and the meat flake easily. Serve with white wine and asparagus.


Chicken and Rice

Sent in on behalf of Mereth

You will need bacon, 2 cups uncooked white rice, two pound chicken leg quarters, can of cream of mushroom soup, seasonings. Place a layer of fatty bacon along the bottom of a 9x13 cake pan. Pour even layer of 2 cups uncooked white rice. Lay chicken over top of rice, pour cream of mushroom soup over entire pan. Sprinkle with black pepper and oregano. Over with foil, bake at 325F for 30 minutes. Uncover, bake additional 15 minutes. Serve hot.

Pheasant or turkey can easily replace chicken, other cream soups can replace Cream of Mushroom. Common troubles are dry chicken. Make sure to leave skin on, and uncooked rice, which may need additional hydration. Experiment to suit personal tastes.


Delicious Summer Strawberries

On behalf of Magelos Jithralla

As the summer heats up, so can you with simply sensual sliced summer starberries. Begin with stawberries, plucked in the burning heat of a summer sun, sweat glistening. Soak in wet, dripping, water to wash away those impure thoughts. Chill in a private cellar, in the dark, pressed close, hidden from the world above.

With a sharp knife, slice lengthways, revealing the tender flesh within. But be careful, or you might get hurt. Spread the pieces out on a plate, exposed, unashamed, a feast for the eyes and sences. Drizzle with warm, dark chocolate, and rich golden honey, the two mixing, swirling, becomming as one. Consume slowly by candel light, savoring every piece, as the favors explode across your tongue.

Serves two, or more, if you dare.


Sandy Soother

On behalf of Magelos Jithralla

Pie for Pacifying Irate Sandys:

Take one (1) quantity of sweet pastry, and one (1) bottle of High Density Alcoholic Beverage, and roll the pastry out to form a casing for a good-sized deep dish pie pan.

Take a large swig of alcohol. Taste pastry. Toss the entire casing out as a bad job as it's not sweet enough. Take enough alcohol to bring the bottle downto half.

Take three (3) cups sugar, twelve (12) eggs, separate the whites from the yolks, and beat the sugar together with the egg whites until they form soft peaks - but that takes too long so just empty 1/4 of the alcohol into the mixture and give it a sloppy stir. Hoick the whole pie case into a heated oven and bake on the highest possible heat.

Finish the rest of the alcohol in the bottle, take another bottle of same, and finish that too.

By the time the world stops spinning around, the pie ought to be ready, and slightly burnt on the top, which only adds to the flavour. That is, if it hasn't caught fire first. If it has, put out the fire with a swipe of a damp cloth, scrape off the burnt bits, and mix more alcohol with the contents, by which time one can either consume, or imbibe, the resultant mixture. Which ought to then put any irate Sandys to sleep.


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Where in Ea is Severson Sparkthistle?

Our regular, 'Gnomish Traveller' column is replaced by an emergency. Gearbear's cousin Severson has been kidnapped and is being taken across Ea! With your help, the search is underway! Please help us identify the locations in the sketches!

Send your responses to: +request/trib Severson=Your guess!

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Variday, Pryntar 20, 1019

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Dark Pathways Ahead

Adventurers were dispatched this evening last in response to a cry for help so uncommon that many had at first thought it a hoax; the Lunar Grove, a local druid circle known for their insular and reclusive ways, requested the city's aid in the shadow of heavy losses suffered in the previous months, claiming an inability to properly uphold a natural balance in the outreaching Westwood Copse on the very brink of their perview.

Lead by a scout from 'Dancing Shadows', the militant arm of the unusual grove used primarily for the culling of an overpopulace of predators, the group of wayward warriors encountered a cyclopian threat, complete with what reports have called a 'hunt-to-kill' trained pack of worgs, unindiginous to the area in question. According to the recollection of one such Adventurer, 'Observation: Attempted ambush. Resolution: Elimination. Summation: Mission successful.'

Heavy casualty was sustained by the party, but due to the bravery and will of those involved, it seems that the danger is, for the moment, quelled in the west. Merchants and travellers alike are still warned against the trails that extend through that distant territory without protection, but the way is open, and the possibilities are endless.

OOC: This refers to a prP run by the great Yokai! Contact her for details! Participants were Aodh, Zant, Ollithial, and Sasha!


Chimeria Brings Questions About Its Arrival

A caravan being escorted to the bank of Alexandria was interrupted by a hideous, monstrous Night Hag whom challenged the mercenaries guarding it for the rights to a particular gem in their care. Accepting her challenge (despite apparent rumors of flirations between her and one Aesir warrior), they defeated her pet Chimeras and were able to proceed to the bank and deposit the wealth of owner safely.

She left peacefully, after that, though whispers hint that a gem has gone missing from the bank.

OOC: This ties to a scene by Whirlpool! Contact him for details! Participants were: Alba, Mayahuel, Jokul, Durrankar!


Fashion and Culture

Brews Hopping in Alexandria!

Local brewers are showing their pride this week with new brews. Some are only available this week! Here is what you've had to say...

Lysa Hrolfdottr writes:

Worldgrog's World Grog: Rumlike drink with not just Earthy undertones, but tasted like Rum on the rocks... rocks as in stone and soil.
Blue Banner Ale: Quite good. More traditional ale flavor with the hint of something tangy and metallic. Iron? Bronze? Mithral? Hard to say!
Magmabreaker: Tried burning out my taste buds for good with this one. Lysa didn't even know what Magma was until it was too late. Afterwards, there was a lingering burn. Her review is: Tastes like FIRE.
Deepjaw Stout: Mostly because it was so much cooler than the Magmabreaker, the Stout had a -very- soothing and smooth taste to it. Like caramel though in liquid form and with less sugar. Tasted like it should have been thick... a beer milkshake? Hrmmm...
Strongarm IX: Strong enough to cross the eyes, a good bitter taste to it. Drink enough, and it will fool you into thinking you are far stronger than you really are. Well-named bew!


Thank you, Lysa! Keep sending in your reviews, and celebrating the Festival!

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Great Paladin Advice Column

The Great Paladin reports that Charn's weather is terrible this time of year, but then it is always terrible. Column returning as soon as she makes it back from her vacation! May the corpses of evil cleanse the earth before you, as a kindly, comforting carpet!


The Gnomish Traveler

Gearbear Sparkthistle is returning from Blar this week! Please send in your letters--where should he go, next??

OOC: Want to photobomb the gnome across Ea? Point your favorite image editor to: http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/File:Trib_gnometravel_heads.png


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Seeking Stories!

Want to spread RUMORS? SLANDAR? ...or just tell everyone about that awesome PrP you just ran, or roleplay you'd had? Send it to the Tribune! We give out bonus RPP for every article when we publish! (Publication cycle is every 2 weeks, earlier if we have enough articles.)

Tariday, Pryntar 07, 1019

ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE

Front Page

Conspiracy Uncovered

Sir Enworth Steadyhand, speaking for the Alexandros Ministry of Internal Affairs, told the Tribune, "On Tariday, Vhast 31st officials of Alexandria's Watch took into custody a Charneth national who styled herself Lady Jaquetta. This Jaquetta was arrested on charges of conspiracy to commit necromancy and (a badly attempted) conspiracy to overthrow the government of Alexandros. In addition, condemning evidence was sent to the royal government of Dun Mordren, as the evidence pointed to another conspirator allegedly being in Khazadi jurisdiction. The Ministry now possesses conclusive evidence of the conspiracy, including detailed plans, but for reasons of public security has decided to withhold further information from public dissemination, but does with to thank members of the Adventurer's Guild for their assistance.

The Tribune has learned that the evidence upon which the arrest warrant for Lady Jaquetta was issued ties back to the story we reported two issues ago, in which we told of a mysterious box that was delivered to Professor Argus Bumblebottom of the Artificers' Hall from a wreckage of a wagon in the mountains. When we asked Professor Bumblebottom to shed more light on Sir Enworth's statement, he replied, "The box was merely a secure container for the incriminating documents. Once I saw what was on those pages, I made all due haste to alert the authorities."

Lady Jaquetta's arrest took place at the suite she had been renting at the Fernwood Public House. When Watch officials arrived to execute the warrant, a further search was made of her rooms, in which was found a make-shift laboratory for the construction of a flesh golem, and a shrine to Thul. The Fernwood Pub's management told the Tribune that clean-up was already well underway, thanks to the generous assistance of volunteers from the Shovelers of St. Rarvin.

OOC: Contact Ga'Elian for rumors!


New Brews Bingo!

This Kegger Fest, be sure to hunt down these new, Khazad Duin-inspired brews in the city. Although nothing will be revealed until the holiday, we've received reports of the following new drinks to hit the streets, restaurants, and food carts of Alexandros:

  • Magmabreaker
  • Woldgrog's World Grog
  • Deepjaw Stout
  • Earthbrand Haleshaker
  • Limeg's Blue Banner Ale
  • Blue Gobber Bitters
  • Rosey-Nosey
  • Old Peculiar Cavern
  • Strongarm IX

To help you out, we've attached a "Keggerfest Bingo" to this edition. Be sure to cut out the card, and check off new drinks as you encounter, and try them! Festival goers who try every brew will win a unique prize from the Tribune!

OOC: Please send Lahar an @mail if you do this, or if you'd like to ensure you get an extra, bonus RPP with it, send in your review of the Kegger Fest brews to the Tribune!


Fashion and Culture

Toga-tastic Fashion Trends Sweeps Alexandria!

Following a sweeping fashion change among the Myrrish royal elite, shops in Alexandros are struggling to import togas. The Prestigious Moon received their first shipment this week. By all accounts, shop owner Lady Sandiel Jn'Rajh Arwenieniallwehn was ecstatic. Her wife stood by, weeping tears of joy at the fashion trend.

When asked about the new fashion, Lady Myrana Jn'Rajh Arwenieniallwehn replied: "Well I certainly did say they were the mode, didn't I? Hm? Oh, no, this isn't gin I'm pouring in my coffee, not at all."

The Tribune is pleased to report that all togas sold out within a short period--after a visit to the prestigious store later that evening, none were to be found!

OOC: This relates to the Fashion plot, run by Whirlpool! Contact him, or Abrahil, Ga'Elian, Kravar, Myrana, Selerik, Stirling, Verna, or Thyrson for details.


Kegger Fest for Foodies!

Although the focus of Kegger Fest has traditionally been on getting smashed, foodies in the city can expect a plethora of new offerings. The nod between Khazad Duin's and Alexandros' adventuring community is partially responsible, though it is also true that post-Shadows, khazadi culture has been becoming more influential world-wide.

This festival, look for as many as 24 new drinks this season, from established brewing-houses in Alexandros, as well as the explosion in the robust fare we've come to expect of khazadi cuisine. In Vadran, Stoneworks' Calzones appears to have gotten the jump on celebrations, but for foodies, don't expect that to be the end of the story.

This festival, expect to experience an explosion in the variety of mushroom-based brews. Rich, poingant and flavorful, these broews go well with any khazadi-inspired items you'll find on menus this week, and the Festival is an opportune time to try them. Popular sides include the crispy, yet rich breads farmed from the underearth's mossflower and litchensgra. With these dishes, expect a mushroom or lichen-derived oil, and rock salt, to be placed on the table.

Any new khazadi-inspired meat dishes are not to be missed this festival season. Freshwater mollusks, tusklizard tailchips, lichen salads, and tide-eel on mossflower biscuits represent just some of the variety to be had. Whatever the dish, expect to be served a good, strong drink alongside it, and a helping of their poignant but flavorful taevar sauce. Taevar is uniquely khazad. Made from an eyeless, underground fish, it is fermented through a special process to achieve its unique flavor, which some describe as possessing an initial bite--that explodes in a deep burst of flavor along the back of the tongue.

As a major sea port, Alexandros' seafood dishes pair well in general with Khazad Duin's taevar sauce. Even if you're avoiding the tide-eel, the sauce could be the one item to try this festival season.


Stoneworks' Announces New Mead!

Stoneworks' newest drink offering is a nod to Alexandria's heritage, with a khazadi flair. The crisp yet sweet, 'Northmountain Golden Apple' stands as the fourth drink to the sturdy menu. Its selection followed loud, thunderous debate, during which Embma and Jaruda Shaletracker had to call for order several times. Northmountain is produced by a connection to Lysa Hrolfdottr, of the northern mountain lands.

Present during the debate were the Shaletracker couple, Lysa, Astaren, Dubtle, Hildr, Khogh Dorahl, and numerous neighbors and extended family.

OOC: This connects to the recent Meetup! Log here: http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/Beer_Khazad_and_Calzones

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Great Paladin Advice Column

There is no Great Paladin this week, as the Great Paladin is visiting the Hells on a holiday, because somehow this is a good idea. We wish you well, Great Paladin!


The Gnomish Traveler

Gearbear Sparkthistle here, or "Bear" as I am known to friends and foe alike! I am a traveler and explorer of faraway places and unknown lands! Recently, I set my sights on BLAR!

What can I say of Blar, but that as I crested the hills, I understood immediately how Bludgun had named it the CRIMSON BASTION! Blar is certainly a display of arvek industriousness, and any war chief would think thrice and twenty times before attacking it! Yet, I Gearbear Sparkthistle descended the hill fearlessly!

Arvek organisation is such that the devastations of the Sendor War and following Taara's Tears seem only a memory--at least compared to the rest of the world. It's said they put this same strength to all of their endeavors! Hearing this of course I, Gearbear, saw it as a challenge! And opportunity, of course! What great traveler endures without mighty bunions? Could this finally be the place to ease them? I wondered but alas--I was never to find out. Read on, brave traveler!

Advek industriousness, as you tour the city, knows no limits and fewer bounds! The arvek have rebuilt not only homes, but streets and walls! From earlier accounts in the Tribune, we know of the devastation of not one, but two wars prior to the Tears: witnesses spoke of crumbled stone and blood-red walls. And yet...

...yet, today the city is a military marvel! With a few new quirks, I might add. Quite unexpectedly, the arvek are now experimenting with color! Why. ...quite a few colors, enough that I lost track of them all. Within the walls is an almost blinding array of them--though knowing the arvek, rainbows may well be a secret weapon!

Upon speaking to one of the guards (or a normal citizen, I couldn't tell exactly you know, what with the marching and saluting and all that!) I was assured that nothing in Blar is unuseful or frivolous! At this, the arvek have given me no reason to doubt them, though I do wonder at their naming conventions. While visiting I was led to "Thirstplace," which was of course, a place to wet your throat as well as "Bootsoff," which was a resting area for the military.

Hrmm. At this place, I was looking for easment of my bunions. I thought I had found it, when I approached an older gentleman, who seemed to know his way around. Yet...you see, there are no OLD arvek. Or if there are, they are such who have survived horrifying tales! Bedlam! And terror!

This ancient told me that yes, while I stood within the temple district--an area of great majesty, I might add! The temples were built on top of an ancient ziggurat! That, underneath area renamed "Don'tvisit" by locals, it's said to contain the corpse of a Child of Thul, as well as the entire stock of romance novels written by the former Crimson Hand cultists. They assure me the latter involved tales of Zombiesflutter, a Thulian-Taaran genre featuring muls and zombies, made originally as a cultish celebration of that unholy alliance.

Er. ...well! With that, I was forced to end my visit, and look forward to exploring many, many other places on Ea! Please do write to me at the Tribune!


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Eliday, Vhast 29, 1019

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Chasm Opens Near Genrivia, Area Yet More Dangerous

A chasm opened in the Badlands area near Genrivia. Reports suggest that when it opened, the sky turned purple and began to shimmer.

The Guild dispatched adventurers to investigate. While the full results of the investigation are pending, the Guild was able to respond to our inquiries in a limited fashion. The area the chasm erupted in, according to the Guild, is now in ruins. The sky remains purple in color.

Rumors suggest the presence of Kulthian artificery, and statements from local government appear to support this conclusion. Rogan Gormander, an attache to the council of Alexandria, issued a statement that seemed to indicate that the military has sealed off the area after adventurers addressed the problem. He states: "We had a brief incursion of Kulthian artifice that activated from ambient mana. These things happen," he added.

The Exploratory Associates have urged caution in approaching the chasm. Spokesman Hurdrizh Silverarm, Forge of Reos, stated that: "The horror of the Kulthians remains in all minds. Because of that, we support investigations to identify the true cause of the disruption, and urge caution but not alarm. Although unlikely, if a Kulthian source is confirmed, we would of course cooperate to ensure its full removal, and the safety of Alexandros at large."

OOC: This relates to plots run by Whirlpool! Please contact him for rumors and legwork.


Doorbreaking Fans Kick On Through!

With the conclusion of the latest 'Doorbreaker Trials,' the Guild issued an announcement today suggesting that the Trials themselves may go back further than they'd been aware.

"We were aware of them competing once, in 1009, but recent documents suggest that they may go back 10, 20 years before that," Guildsofficer Korim Zathasdi said in a written statement. "Even more exciting, we may have found documents relating to this era, though there's nothing official we can reveal at this time."

In the meantime, the Doorbreaker Trials have inspired their own fandom. Khazad smiths, inspired by the strength and ingenuity displayed in the trials, have begun selling their own version of 'Doorbreaker Boots'. So far, boots with iron studding have proven most popular.

OOC: This relates to Selerik's Doorbreaker Trials!


Fashion and Culture

Results of Doorbreaker Trials In, Round One!

The Guild posted the winners of the recent Doorbreaker Trials to the Guild Hall this morning, to much fanfare. Each name included the number of trials that adventurer had completed. In order, the named were:

Alba <4>
Equipment Used: Adamantine Claw, Corset of the Vishkanya, Feather Fall hex, Creepy Hair Hex
Azog <2>
Equipment Used: Adamantine Earthbreaker
Boshter <4>
Equipment Used: None!
Elisabeth <8>
Equipment Used: Knife, Shatter Spell
Fazahd <2>
Equipment Used: Adamantine Bastard Sword
Ga'Elian <18>
Equipment Used: Ring of Feather Fall, Dagger, Glowing Rapier
Munch <5>
Equipment Used: Eyes of the Eagle, Feather Fall spell, Adamantine Greatclub
Zenia <9>
Equipment Used: Goblin Any Tool

OOC: This relates to Selerik's Doorbreaker Trials!

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Great Paladin Advice Column
Q: Great Paladin! Can arvek digest waffles, or are they too cursed to eat this naturally angelic foodstuff?
A: Perhaps this question should be put to a live experimentation. And I implore anyone who offers any arvek nar waffles, in the interest of scientific study, to be sure not to lace the waffles with sedatives. Or laxatives. Or arsenic.
I know some of you are considering it. And all I can say to that is, for shame. And make sure it doesn't trace back to me.
Q: Great Paladin, if beauty is in the eye of the Beholder, how many Beholders should I hunt to acquire it?
A: I wish I found it surprising that a hobgoblin finds beauty in a beholder. And I shouldn't judge. On the other hand, judging is what paladins do. Nevermind those upstart Inquisitors trespassing into portfolios they should keep themselves well clear of. So I will judge. Boshter, if you ever have any hope of rising above your shameful origins, I would suggest you stop holding monsters like beholders in such high regard.
Q: If a judge gives me an answer I don't like and I think it's evil, do I have permission to judge the judge?
A: Are you a paladin? Of course not. You are a hobgoblin. So no, you are in no position to judge. This grieves me, but such is life. As for weasels, yes. The little bastards are evil. Just think of their beady little eyes, so much like a hobgoblin. Or their slithery bodies, so much like a goblin. The way they live in holes in the ground, so much like gnomes.

GREAT PALADIN STANDARD DISCLAIMER -- I cannot be held accountable for anyone creatively interpreting my answers, nor reading such things in them that I clearly would not intend. Such as illegal activities. Or racism.

The Gnomish Traveler

Gearbear Sparkthistle here, or "Bear" as I am known to friends and foe alike! I am a traveler and explorer of faraway places and unknown lands! Recently, I received letters requesting I travel to BLAR! Look for my exploits in the next edition when we travel to a land both terrifying, and orderly!

OOC: Want to photobomb the gnome across Ea? Point your favorite image editor to: http://tenebraemush.net/index.php/File:Trib_gnometravel_heads.png

Personal and Editorials

Recruiting: Hands of Ithildin

In light of recent events, the Hands of Ithildin have stepped up recruiting efforts in Alexandria! They are known for their practical approach to the spread of medicine in poor communities. The Hands are a primarily female, and Althean, organization that is spread across the globe. Men serve in the Hand as well, though primarily as guards (though there are female guards, too).

OOC: Interested in joining some Ithildins for RP? Contact: Diemma (Iadoth), Mayahuel (Abrahil), or Bjoric (Sebropert)!

Org Page: Hands of Ithildin


Recruiting: Dorfs!

Do you dorf? Do you like to drink strong ale, admire your manly beard or womanly mane in the mirror for hours on end? Do you wear adamantine boots, or dream of owning them someday?

You're in luck!

Come down to STONEWORKS' CALZONES, the hottest, most awesome dorf hangout ongrid! We sing the dorf national anthem of GOLD GOLD GOLD! every hour on the hour, followed by a rousing ruckus of BEER BEER BEER!

Contact: Ilmig, Dubtle, Knogh Dural, Hildr, or Eberk (Jareth)!

Kesenday, Vhast 20, 1019

ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE

Front Page

Possible Peace Between Rune and Dranei?

Rumors from the north indicate that Rune and Dranish forces of the Iron Tide are nearing a settlement. Negotiations have been torturous, but there is a consistant drumbeat. Signs of good faith are beginning to emerge, such as prisoner exchanges and meetings in Dranei territories between veterans in an effort to dispel mutual distrust and hatred. These are probably not going well, all things considered, but thre IS an attempt.

OOC: This is related to the Dran and Rune arc, by Whirlpool


CRIMSON JUSTICE!

In an EMERGENCY EDITION, we reported the scandalous end to Alexandria's greatest 'Mystery of Mysteries,' a series wrought by the mysterious author, the Crimson Pen. Within their pages, we joined our beloved heroes, Jyrana, Mereth, and Dandy through their trials, tribulations and ultimately, Jyrana's great betrayal.

In response to this GRAVE INJUSTICE, Alexandrians picketed the Prestitious Moon. On the third day of protests, the Crimson Pen made her, or should we say their, appearance!

In response, Ladies Myrana and Sandy have issued a joint statement:

The Crimson Pen is an inaccurate butt. The consequences of his or her sloppy storytelling is apparently people getting hooked on the idea that there is some truth to the pernicious slander he is spreading. We would like to issue a statement indicating that there is no truth to the rampant speculation and we deny any connection to the characters in the Pen's stories. Also, he is a butt and will get his face stoved in shut up that's not that illegal yes it is that's how you get arrested nuh uh.

A full account of the event is included later in this edition.

Editor's Note: Crimson Justice!

OOC: This is related to the Crimson Pen series, by Lahar


Wagon Crash in Alexandria Due to Weather, One Dead

The City Watch recently issued a Travel Advisory warning of extreme ice hazards on the Mountain Road.

On Korday, Vhast 19, the body of an as-yet-unidentified Storm Dwarf teamster was delivered to Watch officials by the ranger Ga'Elian, who claimed to have discovered the body at the wreckage of a wagon on the side of a mountain northeast of the City.

Watch spokespan Sergeant Blackstone informed the Tribune that the ranger reported "the tracks indicated that the teamster must have lost control of the wagon on an icy cliff just before sunrise", and that the wagon was smashed on the mountainside below.

The City Coroner confirmed that the teamster died from severe impact trauma. The smashed wagon was marked in Khazadi runes with the name of the Redridge Freight Company, a well-known and respected carrier.

The only known cargo was an artifice box that is being analyzed as this edition goes to press, by Professor Argus Bumblebottom, Dean of Kulthian Studies at the Engineers Enclave. Asked about the current status of his analysis, Dean Bumblebottom would only say that the box was "a very significant find." At this time, the Tribune has yet to ascertain who sent the box or where it was to be delivered.

OOC: Submitted by Ga'Elian, contact him for rumors!


No Magic Clues Found in Murder of Wizard

A gnomish wizard by the name of Maraxos has been murdered. His clone--which is actually him--has been restored. Don't ask. Wizards have no sense of right and wrong, really. His three apperntices, a trio of half-oruchs, have apparently stolen a great deal of elemental power from his estate near the Mythwood. Anyone who sees the still-free Tergip the Bloody Lip and Grinto Bloody-Maw are to report to the Constabulary immediatley.

OOC: This is related to Loose Apprentices, by Whirlpool


Undead in Bludgun?

Reports from Bludgun indicate worrying movements on its border from masses of undead beyond their northern fortifications. The giant-lead nation is one of the first nations to sign with Alexandria to sign a treaty against Dragonier. The treaty aims to encircle Dragonier as part of a plan to retake the lost lands.

OOC: Contact Whirlpool for legwork


Mimic Mountain?

Unconfirmed reports of mimics in the Red Mountains have circulated within the Adventurer's Guild of late. Some adventuring groups report having seen them, while others suggest that the rumors are all hear-say. As of publication, the Guild was unable to provide an official report.

OOC: This is related to Mana Crystals, run by Astaren


Endangered Spider Farm...Endangered!

An unusual number of large spiders have been spotted near Balefire Silkworks Spider Farm in the Felwood. Silkworks is known as a "Freaky Magical Creatures (and spiders) Rehabilitation Center." Its manager, Witch Alba, was able to be reached for a statement:

"...it seems that a city of spiders within the Felwood saw my farm as new territory to control. They have been discouraged. The spiders I tend, they remain fat and happy, and thus it will continue. A thing I wish to be known; kind I was, to these invaders, though I did not need to be. Much kindness have I spent, and no more do I hold for those who would take what is mine by force."

Further reports are on hold, as everyone is terrified to go near the place.

OOC: This is related to The Spiders of Felwood, run by Astaren

Fashion and Culture

Hayatiento Aerie Opens in Redridge Mountains

With the assistance of Magus Raethon and a number of adventurers, the egalrin are beginning to settle into the Hayatiento Aerie. With the 'Dreamweave' now over the aerie, an accomplishment due in part also to Magus Astaren, the Egalrin there have taken up a quiet vigil over Alexandria and the forest from their place high up in the Red Ridge Mountains, located near the Spire.

The Council of Elders, led by Aodhkane, daughter of Kanitte, has recently named a 'Gaothai-Hogo', roughly translated means 'Air Guardians' in the tongue of the egalrin. Nerek-hai, Daughter of Terak-fa, an egalrin with red head feathers and a silver crest, was named a Gaothai-Hogo of the Hayatiento Aerie. It is the hope of the Council that she will lead with the wisdom of Ciernan and Ceiwan.

Another, yet odder egalrin has become part of the aerie as well, an egalrin that seems to command the air element herself. A druid named Masamya, follower of the Green Word. The Council reports that Masamya has also given honors to the Huntress aspect of Eluna in the Green Word, a connection all but lost to the egalrin's history.

Local egalrin Pelka also attended the ceremony. Pelka is known for his talent with artifice, and may become an important member in advancing the local aerie's knowledge and understanding of the craft.

OOC: Log of the event: Hayatiento Aerie Opening (MEETUP)


Interview: Roselle, Mistress of Weasels!'

Features: Roselle

Interview by: Astaren

From the interview: Not that she's forgotten Astaren either, because she does answer him, albeit slightly distracted by Aya's problem. "Aye, joke it was back in the day, because somehow, if there's a weasel in the vicinity I'll find it no matter what. Stick an arm down a rabbit hole and a weasel'll be hanging off it when I come back up --weasel pie? Yes, I make a fucking good weasel pie. Just ask Sandy."

Full Interview: Full Interview


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The Gnomish Traveler

Gearbear Sparkthistle here, or "Bear" as I am known to friends and foe alike! I am a traveler and explorer of faraway places and unknown lands! Recently, I set my sights on STORMGARDE!

Stormgarde is a frontier nation, known for its chill and wind. The Icegate Mountain Range frams its north side, where Maugrim himself is said to have made his citadel. Lord Ygfried Hamergostd is the current ruler of the nation. His shoulders are almost as wide as mine! Bravo, Ygfried! We will oil ourselves up sometime, and have manly contests for who is strongest!

Depicted below are some of their oldest mountains. You can see the erosion! The area where Maugrim had made his terror-citadel is said to be as craggy, and as dangerous, as ancient days, however. Someday soon, I may pay a visit!

Perhaps you might like to send your letters!

The Gnomish Traveler in Stormgarde:

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Kesenday, Vhast 13, 1019

ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE

Front Page

A Storm of Snowballs!

In the past several days, reports have been received of piles of snowballs being found throughout the City of Alexandria. Prominent locations include the riverbanks of the Tormawr, the Memorial Gardens District, the campus of the Bardic College, Goblintown, the Festival Grounds, and the very courtyard of the Castellum Alexandrae. At first, these mysterious piles of harmless ammunition were first spotted in the early dawn hours after snow storms in the night. Soon, however, the phenomenon began to spread.

As one might expect, the sudden appearance of so many ready-made snowballs resulted in the break-out of nearly as many spontaneous snowball fights (shoppers, tax collectors, and some clergy seeming to be reluctant targets of hidden assailants). The City Watch has asked that those employing these snowballs please refrain from interrupting the business of the City and its merchants, and has doubled patrols around the airship and sea ports.

At present, City Watch officials claim that they have no idea who started the whole affair, but suspect that certain mischievous adventurers may be to blame. They particularly caution the public to beware in Sage Orum's Plaza, where the old rivalry between the Arcanists and the Engineers schools have added magical effects to the snowball fights, and also to take special care in the vicinity of any known followers of Tarien.

Draconic Rituals?

Recently you may have seen the glow over the forests of the North Woods. While many times mysterious lights are a cause for worry in Alexandria, today is an occasion of celebration! A special ritual took place amongst the Sith-makar shamans and the allies of Mictlan, renewing the sanctity and security of that sacred place.

Far from the isolationism of others, an olive branch was offered to all who could enter and abide by the rules of the caretakers. One memorable attendee was a Jotun, who brought an offering of enough ale for all their twice over.

With tokens and gestures of goodwill from both the Sith-makar shamans and guests, the renewal of the magics there was a succeed. The resulting celebration lasted well into the next night, with dancing and drinks for all. This writer hopes to see more stories of true camaraderie in coming months.

Reosian Vistor Takes to Alexandria

The local Shrine of Reos is pleased to report the visitation of an aged priest of their faith into the city. The Forge is reported to have served the faithful a number of years, though in his youth he was affectionately known as "Shackles."

He is expected to stay through the month.

"Shackles" reports that he is here to visit family, and expects to conclude his business after that time.

Fashion and Culture
The Gnomish Traveler

Gearbear Sparkthistle sends his regards, but is out and about this week! We hope to see him back, next issue!

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Great Paladin Advice Column
Q: Great Paladin! How much snow does it take to make a Sandy the Snow-elf?
A: Sandy is indeed hot headed. However, this does not make a Snow-Elf Sandy impossible. Hot headedness is an exothermic process. Theoretically, if one could make Sandy angry enough all of the heat would be released, leaving behind a subject that would be cool enough to emulate with snow. This is, however, ill advised. It is well known that Sandy is powered by the very heart of Hell. Causing her to release all of that energy would lay waste to creation as we know it.
Q: Great Paladin, if it takes only one gnome to cause the apocalypse, how many would it take to PREVENT it?
A: You have heard the phrase, fight fire with fire? Much like fighting forest fires by burning the land in the fire's part so that the two fires meet and then have nothing left to consume, this theory can be applied to gnomes. You would need one gnome for every gnome causing the apocalypse. But the gnomes would have to be equal in every way. Height, weight, annoyance factor. For if one were to survive it would carry on with the apocalypse. In this humble paladin's opinion, better to simply stop the problem before it begins. Permanently. With extreme prejudice.
Q: How much wood would a Lucht Siuil chuck if a Lucht Siuil would chuck wood?
A: Is this a euphamism for something? Everyone knows halfings don't actually /work/. I suppose I would have to say none, since the entire scenario stretches the boundaries of possibility a little too far.

GREAT PALADIN STANDARD DISCLAIMER -- I cannot be held accountable for anyone creatively interpreting my answers, nor reading such things in them that I clearly would not intend. Such as illegal activities. Or racism.

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From the Diary of an Anonymous Mul'niessa

Submitted by Anonymous

My journey to Alexandria has been a fascinating one. One fraught with danger and confusion as I adjusted to the world outside the world crafted meticulously by the Shadow Council. But to begin with what you likely wish to hear from me, I am mul'niessa. A shadow elf, one of the feared creatures who live or in my case once lived under the thumb of Taara. Too often I saw as a child things only the most unfortunate children of this land have seen. Things no child should see. Blood, torture, slavery, things I dare not write to the tribune lest I shock the good people who read this article. Nevertheless, darkness cannot destroy light. I found within this bleak and malicious world a light of my own. Another mul'niessa, met in childhood as friends and later lovers. She was my light, my security, and my promise of truth in a world of lies. Perhaps thought I, that two young women could find a life of happiness together, that we needn't sacrifice each other to gain power. This was a cruel lie.

Before I continue on, one must understand something about Taara's clergy. She promotes individualism, individualism unfettered by morality or conscience. If it advances you, then damned be the creature that steps in your way. They could be an enemy, a stranger, a friend, family, or the love of your life. She would ask all things to be sacrificed at her altar, and to say otherwise is dire betrayal to her. As such, she has no unified order amongs we mul'niessa, and ultimately those proven to be her clergy are met with respect and caution all the same. It was my respect and lack of caution that doomed my lover.

Approaching me, the priest told me to slay an enemy of Taara for her favor. My heart lept at such a thought, to serve my goddess so directly. Giving me a dagger of blackest night, he bid me proceed to a portion of our markets where he knew my mark was to arrive. He told me not whom I was to slay, only that it was of utmost necessity. In this, I did not question him as it seemed to me that it would be to question Taara herself. It was only when I saw my mark's face that I realized my mistake. 'Twas the woman I love that I saw, and she I. Though cloaked and masked, my hesitation she took for the truth of it. I could not find it in myself to kill her, sooner would I tear out my own heart.

Conferring regarding the assassination I was so ordered to carry out, I showed her the dagger in explanation. It was only then that my own hand moved without my will and sank it into her own heart. I heard nothing save for cruel laughter, and knew that just as I was told to betray my lover, so too was I betrayed by the one who had sent me. The will of Taara was enacted such as he would have me believe, even as I did not partake of such will.

Not only that, but he brought me before an official of the shadow council's regime and had me declared a traitor. Stripped of all worth, treated as a pariah and my family much the same. I was instructed from that time on to forgo the use of my family name, once shame and now pride. I no longer wish to call those who bow before a wicked goddess kin. Were it not for a distant uncle's arrival, I would have languished and taken my lot as outcast to be righteous. 'Twas he who showed me the lies of Taara, the black-hearted evil that ran throughout our society. At first, I could not believe it. I had been raised on the words of the Shadow Council, all that they said was my world. Yet I saw the lies for what they were in the coming years. It shook me, within my own mind I screamed as I scraped by for what I needed to survive. I cried as I saw my lover's remains thrown into the refuse heap. I chased the bats and beetles from her body night after night, each time futile as other vermin came to further desecrate her corpse. And in my sorrow and anguish, I could only think of the two words my uncle had said. "Taara lies".

Some time later, he returned as I had learned to cope in whatever small ways I could. I was to be taken out of the city, shown the world beyond. I accepted, for if a lie brought me to my knees then perhaps the truth could set me upon my feet again. It was this time in the cool night that I saw the sky, the great silver face of Eluna and the countless stars. It was alien to me, but a wonder all the same. Over time I acclimated to the sun, first by dawn, then by morning, then the blazing noon. Disguises were donned, and we walked amongst the people as Llyranesi, as children of the dawn. I saw that the poor did not suffer in anguish, but were to work to sustain themselves. I saw that the rich did not break others beneath their whips, and courtesy was of patience and respect rather than fear. Your world is different, and different for the better. Over time, I was offered the chance to stay in the upper world yet my thoughts did not long stray from vengeance. The priest who had moved mine hand to slay all that I cared for in this world was the subject of my ire. Yet even as I saw him dead, I found it could not satisfy. I wanted more blood, more violence even as I knew such things would do me no good and harden my heart to make me the monster you might fear me to be as you live beneath the sun as I once did not. So I left. I could not walk a path of vengeance if Taara's own supplicants were not near me, and my soul would not fall to hate if I could not avenge myself and my lover upon them. And thus, my presence in Alexandria. Far, far from home, far from hate, and far from painful memories.

Ceriday, Vhast 7, 1019

ALEXANDRIAN TRIBUNE (EMERGENCY EDITION)

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And End to Mysteries...?

Earlier today, the Crimson Pen announced her (or his) "final tale in this mystery of mysteries!" We have enclosed the letter, below.

Dear reader,
This tale has been a labor of love for me, one that I have delighted in sharing with you. I have loved these characters as though my own children, and like you, wept at Mereth's manful death. In his memory, I commit to you, this last in our tale. ...the story of Jyrana and Dandy.
My Dearest Darlings,
The Crimson Pen

Yet, it is with a sorrowful heart that I report that we, the readers, receive no absolution from this edition. Instead, we see the innocent Dandy captured by Jyrana's treacherous arms! Mereth's death by Jyrana's poisoning remains unavenged!

Inconceivable!

We publish today to demand a CALL FOR JUSTICE! The Crimson Pen has squandered Mareth's mighty manfulness, and paired his one true love with the despicable Jyrana! This cannot stand.

Today, I join with other fans to picket the Prestigious Moon! We will protest this ending!

OOC: This will be a Scene, so please see +events! PERHAPS THE CRIMSON PEN WILL APPEAR. In the meantime! BONUS RPPS FOR ANYONE WHO PICKETS THE PRESIGIOUS MOON TO PROTEST THIS UNJUST ENDING! (Or if you support it! Perhaps Jyrana could be reformed!)

OOC2: The Prestigious Moon has been renamed appropriately, to reflect this SCANDAL.


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