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		<title>Rori</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Rori: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{CPHEADER-START}}&lt;br /&gt;
Rori Lee&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CPSUBHEAD-START}}About My Character{{CPSUBHEAD-END}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| width=&amp;quot;400x&amp;quot; class=&amp;quot;infobox&amp;quot; align=&amp;quot;right&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Race:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Human&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Ancestry:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Eldanar&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Date of Birth:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| ''Eatonis'' ''31'' 999&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Apparent Age:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Early twenties.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Occupation:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Performer, Trickster, Thief&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Class:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Rogue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Level:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Organizations:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| The Acquisitioners&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Aspect:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Fun (?)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Acrobat. Charlatan. Entertainer. Trickster. Thief. The young woman named Rori Lee peddles her tricks on the streets of the lord's city during the day and graces its stages at night as one of the retained thespians of the Metropolitan Theatre Company of Alexandria - though in spite of being part of the troupe for a few years now, she can't seem to get any of the leading roles, often cast as a background character in many of its productions...and not being utterly devoid of talent, one could only wonder whether it is just a streak of bad luck that keeps her forever overshadowed by her peers on the stage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ill-fortune? Or is it simply by design?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone asked, she'd be the first to say that she has long since embraced her ridiculous circumstances, of which there have been many, from the moment she was born. Lorelei Clarisse Etienne de Beaucharnais came into this world twenty-odd years ago as the youngest child, and only daughter, of Lord Augustine de Beaucharnais, a childhood friend of and cousin a couple of degrees removed from Baron Valence of [[Selentia]], and his Eldanari wife, Brianna. And with a ridiculous name came a ridiculous childhood, raised in a household that was so painfully Selese, she knew the names of the movers and shakers of the Republic's court games, and their respective specialties, before she was even taught the simplest mathematics. That wasn't to say that she didn't take to it like a shark to blood-infested waters; she was a clever, intelligent and inquisitive child, and her education on the intrigues and intricacies that often dominated the dining rooms and galas of her father's estate was as detailed as the typical curriculum she was made to learn as a privileged youth. But as usually with the case of a young woman with that kind of upbringing, by the time she was eight years old, the inevitable finally occurred:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She got bored.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As her parents would swiftly discover, a bright, curious and haughty child could cause and attract the most ridiculous trouble and that finally culminated when a few of her father's acquaintances decided to pay a few local mercenaries to kidnap the girl and throw a wrench in the works of a lucrative trading agreement Lord Augustine had been tasked to negotiate. Already a handful to people she knew all of her life, it wasn't surprising that falling in the custody of her kidnappers made her even more obnoxious and difficult. Once the gang was far enough from Selentia, its members decided enough was enough and abandoned the girl for a few hours in the middle of a crowded marketplace with hopes that scaring her with a strange environment would finally push her in line and give into their demands to at the very least behave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instead, she used her pitiful state to her full advantage and managed to &amp;quot;convince&amp;quot; a Tsuran street performer to take her to the mayor's house - at least, that was how she would tell the story. In truth, she tried to wheedle, cajole and when those didn't work, bully the performer into doing her bidding and once he made fun of her pitiful persuasion tactics (&amp;quot;I was born and raised Tsuran,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;I'm practically immune to that nonsense.&amp;quot;), she broke into such a vociferous demonstration of heartbreaking waterworks that it was downright embarrassing to her and everyone else who witnessed it, and he finally relented (&amp;quot;Next time, start with that,&amp;quot; he said, with no small degree of exasperation and amusement). Given the late hour, however, he took her to where his band of fellow performers were staying and promised to deliver her to the mayor in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Needless to say, she never made it to the mayor's house; she became enamored of the performer and his band, the lives they led and the stories they told, and driven by nothing but the selfish desire to remain in their company for just a little while longer, promised them a reward if they would simply deliver her back to her father in Selentia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The band, however, had their own share of troubles that culminated into a few crazy adventures. Her way back home ended up being the most convoluted, elaborate and roundabout way to return to the country and by the time they reached the halfway point in their journey after dodging creditors, criminals and all sorts of unsavory persons after their ringleader's hide (not to mention the kidnappers who managed to lose Lorelei and attempted to get her back several times), her father's personal search party, led by a loyal vassal and the young son of the captain of his household knights, finally caught up with them...and of course promptly thought her new friends were her kidnappers, as a few years have passed by then and nobody was certain as to who took  her anymore. To spare their lives, Lorelei agreed to return to Selentia quietly and parted ways with the group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One would think that would be it - that she would return home without further incident to be just another player in its constant political games. But having developed a taste for the adventurer's life, in which she has never been subjected to the debilitating boredom that caused her to act out in the first place as a child, she was surprised to discover that the prospect of returning home had devolved from a distant, hopeful dream to the most ill-fitting outcome she could ever contemplate. With the rest of her father's agents lulled in a false sense of security by her compliance after several days on the road, she stole the young lieutenant's horse and ran off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And she hasn't looked back since.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the point when her life truly begins, on the road, searching for her friends while relentlessly evading her father's agents determined to bring her home to their lord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CPSUBHEAD-START}}Roleplay Hooks{{CPSUBHEAD-END}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* '''Bon Vivant''' - A fan of music? The theatre? Looking for the best parties in the lord's city? Never one to let a  good time pass her by, Rori more often than not knows the best places to go and what to see. Some of these diversions may not be ''strictly'' legal, but hey, whatever happens in Alexandria stays in Alexandria....right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gambler''' - What's life without risk? ...sometimes a lot of risk? Rori will gamble almost anything and nothing is off the table, to the point where the habit is almost compulsive and uncontrollable. It has led her to some interesting places and she's not shy at all in dragging someone down with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Trouble, In General''' - Overconfident, haughty, vain, but relentlessly fueled by mischief, cleverness and good humor, Rori can turn anything into a game, oftentimes turning light conversations into fencing matches that tend to culminate in some form of incident or another. Don't blame her too much, she can't help herself. She was born Selese after all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hunted''' - Occasionally, she'll be chased by knights and whenever this happens, she makes sport of it, also. Maybe she's finally done something bad enough to be arrested...or is it something else entirely?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CPFOOTER}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Eldanar|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Myrrish|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Noble|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pages with broken file links|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Player|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rogue|Rori]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Rori</name></author>
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Race:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Human&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Ancestry:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Eldanar&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Date of Birth:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| ''Eatonis'' ''31'' 999&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Apparent Age:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Early twenties.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Occupation:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Performer, Trickster, Thief&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Class:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Rogue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Level:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| 2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Organizations:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| The Acquisitioners&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Aspect:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Fun (?)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Acrobat. Charlatan. Entertainer. Trickster. Thief. The young woman named Rori Lee peddles her tricks on the streets of the lord's city during the day and graces its stages at night as one of the retained thespians of the Metropolitan Theatre Company of Alexandria - though in spite of being part of the troupe for a few years now, she can't seem to get any of the leading roles, often cast as a background character in many of its productions...and not being utterly devoid of talent, one could only wonder whether it is just a streak of bad luck that keeps her forever overshadowed by her peers on the stage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ill-fortune? Or is it simply by design?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone asked, she'd be the first to say that she has long since embraced her ridiculous circumstances, of which there have been many, from the moment she was born. Lorelei Clarisse Etienne de Beaucharnais came into this world twenty-odd years ago as the youngest child, and only daughter, of Lord Augustine de Beaucharnais, a childhood friend of and cousin a couple of degrees removed from Baron Valence of [[Selentia]], and his Eldanari wife, Brianna. And with a ridiculous name came a ridiculous childhood, raised in a household that was so painfully Selese, she knew the names of the movers and shakers of the Republic's court games, and their respective specialties, before she was even taught the simplest mathematics. That wasn't to say that she didn't take to it like a shark to blood-infested waters; she was a clever, intelligent and inquisitive child, and her education on the intrigues and intricacies that often dominated the dining rooms and galas of her father's estate was as detailed as the typical curriculum she was made to learn as a privileged youth. But as usually with the case of a young woman with that kind of upbringing, by the time she was eight years old, the inevitable finally occurred:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She got bored.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As her parents would swiftly discover, a bright, curious and haughty child could cause and attract the most ridiculous trouble and that finally culminated when a few of her father's acquaintances decided to pay a few local mercenaries to kidnap the girl and throw a wrench in the works of a lucrative trading agreement Lord Augustine had been tasked to negotiate. Already a handful to people she knew all of her life, it wasn't surprising that falling in the custody of her kidnappers made her even more obnoxious and difficult. Once the gang was far enough from Selentia, its members decided enough was enough and abandoned the girl for a few hours in the middle of a crowded marketplace with hopes that scaring her with a strange environment would finally push her in line and give into their demands to at the very least behave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instead, she used her pitiful state to her full advantage and managed to &amp;quot;convince&amp;quot; a Tsuran street performer to take her to the mayor's house - at least, that was how she would tell the story. In truth, she tried to wheedle, cajole and when those didn't work, bully the performer into doing her bidding and once he made fun of her pitiful persuasion tactics (&amp;quot;I was born and raised Tsuran,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;I'm practically immune to that nonsense.&amp;quot;), she broke into such a vociferous demonstration of heartbreaking waterworks that it was downright embarrassing to her and everyone else who witnessed it, and he finally relented (&amp;quot;Next time, start with that,&amp;quot; he said, with no small degree of exasperation and amusement). Given the late hour, however, he took her to where his band of fellow performers were staying and promised to deliver her to the mayor in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Needless to say, she never made it to the mayor's house; she became enamored of the performer and his band, the lives they led and the stories they told, and driven by nothing but the selfish desire to remain in their company for just a little while longer, promised them a reward if they would simply deliver her back to her father in Selentia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The band, however, had their own share of troubles that culminated into a few crazy adventures. Her way back home ended up being the most convoluted, elaborate and roundabout way to return to the country and by the time they reached the halfway point in their journey after dodging creditors, criminals and all sorts of unsavory persons after their ringleader's hide (not to mention the kidnappers who managed to lose Lorelei and attempted to get her back several times), her father's personal search party, led by a loyal vassal and the young son of the captain of his household knights, finally caught up with them...and of course promptly thought her new friends were her kidnappers, as a few years have passed by then and nobody was certain as to who took  her anymore. To spare their lives, Lorelei agreed to return to Selentia quietly and parted ways with the group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One would think that would be it - that she would return home without further incident to be just another player in its constant political games. But having developed a taste for the adventurer's life, in which she has never been subjected to the debilitating boredom that caused her to act out in the first place as a child, she was surprised to discover that the prospect of returning home had devolved from a distant, hopeful dream to the most ill-fitting outcome she could ever contemplate. With the rest of her father's agents lulled in a false sense of security by her compliance after several days on the road, she stole the young lieutenant's horse and ran off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And she hasn't looked back since.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the point when her life truly begins, on the road, searching for her friends while relentlessly evading her father's agents determined to bring her home to their lord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CPSUBHEAD-START}}Roleplay Hooks{{CPSUBHEAD-END}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bon Vivant''' - A fan of music? The theatre? Looking for the best parties in the lord's city? Never one to let a  good time pass her by, Rori more often than not knows the best places to go and what to see. Some of these diversions may not be ''strictly'' legal, but hey, whatever happens in Alexandria stays in Alexandria....right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gambler''' - What's life without risk? ...sometimes a lot of risk? Rori will gamble almost anything and nothing is off the table, to the point where the habit is almost compulsive and uncontrollable. It has led her to some interesting places and she's not shy at all in dragging someone down with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Trouble, In General''' - Overconfident, haughty, vain, but relentlessly fueled by mischief, cleverness and good humor, Rori can turn anything into a game, oftentimes turning light conversations into fencing matches that tend to culminate in some form of incident or another. Don't blame her too much, she can't help herself. She was born Selese after all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hunted''' - Occasionally, she'll be chased by knights and whenever this happens, she makes sport of it, also. Maybe she's finally done something bad enough to be arrested...or is it something else entirely?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CPFOOTER}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Rori</name></author>
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		<title>Guardhouse Rock</title>
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		<updated>2018-04-12T05:10:48Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''Guardhouse Rock &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Shivani]], [[Kaelthilas]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Takes place directly after [[You Shall Not Pass]]. Lorik finds out that his cousin, Shivani, is being held in a guardhouse in Alexandria and something more nefarious than anticipated is afoot. His group, and his red-headed Good Samaritan (?) spring her from the not-so-big house.''&lt;br /&gt;
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== Log Info ==&lt;br /&gt;
*Title: The Worst Jailbreak Ever&lt;br /&gt;
*Emitter: Shivani&lt;br /&gt;
*Characters: Rori Level 2, Lorik Level 2, Ithiliel Level 3, Kaelthilas level 2&lt;br /&gt;
*Place: Alexandria - Warhouse Ward&lt;br /&gt;
*Time: April 10th, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
*Summary: Shivani has been captured by the city guard, how will her friends extract her from this terrible situation?!&lt;br /&gt;
*APL: 2&lt;br /&gt;
*Encounter 1: Freeform RP and skill checks to extract Shivani, CR 2&lt;br /&gt;
*Encounter 2: Skilltest to convince Ward Captain they are in the right, CR 3&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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It isn't all that long after brave LORIK enters the city with the assistance (ire?) of RORI that the two will get some faint hints of where Lorik's traveling companion, Shivani went. It begins with a few children running, one bumping into Rori's leg and nearly tumbling to the ground. He can't be more than seven or eight years old. &amp;quot;Sorry miss! Off to see the Monster Elf from the Dark Bel-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The kid stops when he shifts his gaze to Lorik, and then bolts, running for his very life it seems. There, not a few blocks in from the warehouse district, is a small city guard station, the kind where you get sent when retirement is looming and everything should be fairly quiet. A few curious folks peek into the place here and there, intent on getting a look at the creature that rumor has quickly turned into a local event.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are only a few people outside, and the guard station door is closed, but a peek through the window will reveal a familiar figure in the back, in the single cell, bound by her hands at her back and gagged - something they can hardly be blamed for given how Shiv goes on and on - but at least she looks to be in fair condition.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dark elf rechristened unceremoniously as 'Herbert', footman and servant to the ravishingly beautiful, red-haired Lady Veronica Applebottom, would find himself being dragged about in the most circuitous route he can possibly imagine...only to be returned at the scene of the crime where his shameless savior slips into an alley and doffs off her expensive silk dress, and promptly disappears in the back door of Trina's Tailoring. When she re-emerges from her quick errand, the dress is nowhere in sight, and while she has spent many an evening as a successful thief in this city, this particular establishment is one that she would like to continue doing business with, and sometimes, though not often, greed must take a backseat to pragmatism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though surprise is plain on Rori's features when she steps out of the door and finds that Lorik is still there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;How adorable,&amp;quot; she observes, pulling fingers through her hair in an effort to return it to its usual tousled state, a far cry from the elegant coiffure that she had fashioned it into some hour or so prior. &amp;quot;An hour's worth of shenanigans and you already can't picture a life without me. I'm touched, really, I am, but there's better ways to show your appreciation. Something cool and potently alcoholic, perhaps.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She flashes a grin in Lorik's direction; an open expression bright enough to put the sun to shame, and as sharp as a knife. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Don't think Herbert's your actual name though. Unless you're looking for an alias, in which case, you'll never find a more unassuming moniker outside of 'Bob'. Should have tried to fix yourself up a little before you decided to mosey on through the gates, mate, the place looks as colorful as ever, but it's not exactly peaceful. And rubbing elbows with a golem carrying a bloody zombie probably didn't help your case, either.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Herbert?&amp;quot; There is a glower from the shadow elf as he looks towards his 'savior'. &amp;quot;Do I even look like a Herbert? That isn't even a elven name, miss...&amp;quot; A long pause. &amp;quot;...I...am afraid I don't even know your name.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;But...&amp;quot; There is a slight sigh. &amp;quot;...I suppose I have to say thank you for getting us into the city without trouble. I didn't know it was going to be so difficult up here.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a pause. The man might even have said more if that kid hadn't run up right then. &amp;quot;&amp;quot;Monster Elf?&amp;quot; Lorik mutters as the child runs right off down the street. &amp;quot;What in the world could cause...&amp;quot; A sigh again. &amp;quot;...I didn't think how I looked would be such a probl--&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But then his eyes slide further up towards the guardhouse and...the...elf bound there. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;...oh dear.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;Oh. Dear. I...um...think you could see it in your heart to help again? I...that happens to be my companion I was supposed to be meetinng.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A longer pause. &amp;quot;And /then/ maybe something cool and alcoholic. I think we might need it.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;And I had nothing to do with the zombie and the golem! I've never seen anything like that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Trouble. Since time immorium the night has heralded only hardship for those who would stand before the dawn. He could have predicted a situation as surely as he declared that the sun would rise but nevertheless Kaelthilas had given his word that he would shepherd these poor souls to safety out of respect for the glimmer of hope they provided against the night. For a single period of meditation he removed his eyes from the lot of him and just look at the situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I possess little sway with the authority of the city,&amp;quot; the high-elf admitted from afar, &amp;quot;Prattle with your kind seems a predicable response for the doughy minds and age-spotted forms of /these/ guards.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;If you can prove sufficient distraction I can see that she slips her bindings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, the wretch - Rori -- has returned from its errand, &amp;quot;Perhaps I should maintain a vigil as cover at the rear,&amp;quot; he amends his earlier thoughts. &lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Lorik rolls perception: (1)+10: 11 (EPIC FAIL) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Kaelthilas rolls perception: (20)+9: 29 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls perception: (15)+9: 24&lt;br /&gt;
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GM POSE&lt;br /&gt;
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More people show up to peer inside, but they've still left a path to the guardhouse door. Smoke roils around behind one window, where an older Khazad with a beard tucked into his belt and a City Guard's Lieutenant's uniform showing his rank. At either side, two men with pikes, humans it seems, both looking on nervously as a crowd gathers and gathers. Seems there's just the one entrance in to this shack-like building, one entrance, one window, and little hope for a certain elf who got caught trying trade slugs for a bit of gin.&lt;br /&gt;
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Or was it something else?&lt;br /&gt;
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The disparate trio will hear mumbles among the dozen or so gathered outside, then a crackling, deep Dwarven laughter, words slipping free from the guard shack that are hard to hear, especially for Lorik, because right at that moment a bug flies into his ear with a skull-rattling buzz.&lt;br /&gt;
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For Kaelthinlas and Rori however, a few words sound out clear as day: 'Cousin..'&lt;br /&gt;
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'gettin' 25 gold'&lt;br /&gt;
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'...likely to hang'er, what with them...'&lt;br /&gt;
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''Do I even look like a Herbert?''&lt;br /&gt;
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Rori lifts a hand, wiggles it from side to side, and follows it up with a slight lifting of her shoulders; an emphatic, non-verbal substitute for 'sort of.'&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Anyway, you can keep your thank you and buy me something pretty, instead. Unless you want to pocket an IOU from me.&amp;quot; Lashes lower, those emerald-gold depths glittering in a way reminiscent of a large, predatory feline's in the dark. &amp;quot;Though not going to lie, mate-- &amp;quot; Famous last words. &amp;quot;-- I've had others take the latter option and they aren't so happy with what happens afterwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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''I didn't know it was going to be so difficult up here.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The young woman slides her hands in her pockets, rocking back on her bootheels. &amp;quot;Well, it could just be a spot of bad luck. The city's notorious for being colorblind, if you know what I mean, but some days, it doesn't take. You're going to have to watch yourself from now on, I think.&amp;quot; There is a blink, her head tilting faintly at the sight of the child running off after mentioning a Monster Elf.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She follows the train of Lorik's line of sight, towards the guardhouse. &amp;quot;''Tarien's hairy balls'', you work fast for someone who just got here,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;You just got away from guards and now you want to waltz into a building full of them?&amp;quot; There is a pause, but only a brief one. &amp;quot;''Challenge accepted''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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They are joined by another that she has never seen before, and there's a slight tilt of her head towards the taller elf, virid stare sliding up and down over Kaelthilas' impeccable appearance. &amp;quot;Found a girlfriend taller than you, did you?&amp;quot; she wonders of Lorik, her tone light and casual. &amp;quot;Good for you. She looks ''so fancy''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a slight wave of her hand. &amp;quot;Anyway, I wouldn't be saying that out loud, before anyone gets convinced that I actually have a heart.&amp;quot; With that, and in spite of her earlier words about the guardhouse, she takes several steps forward in that direction.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whoever their friend is, her situation already sounds dire the moment she comes within hearing distance. There's a slight cant of her head at the size of the crowd, before a pale hand lifts to tap a finger lightly on one of the rubbernecker's shoulders.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Cheers, mate,&amp;quot; she greets. &amp;quot;What's all this, then? Did I miss another Free Beer day or something?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Kaelthilas's sylvan senses can clearly make out the coarse voices within. So too can he hear the conversation that occurs around him and the jives about his appearance cause delicate nostrils to flare as his gaze sweeps downward upon their conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Heh,&amp;quot; he permits them that a sound that is simultaneously recognition of their words but complete derision for the barbs upon them, &amp;quot;And yet, I am not the one the Khazad seek to stick with their plot.&amp;quot; He exhales slowly, &amp;quot;Alas, I am too washed for them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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As one of the dark elves begins forward he hangs back a moment and would then proceed with the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Somehow I think that oweing you might be more dangerous than the guards.&amp;quot; The shadow elf replies with a slight smile towards her. A slightly amused look crosses his face as he smirks slightly. &amp;quot;But we'll see how this goes.&amp;quot; The shadow elf adds with a sigh. &amp;quot;...and...wait no! She's not my girlfriend, she's my cousin...&amp;quot; Its /then/ he realises that she is not talking about the elf in the cage. &lt;br /&gt;
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He looks over towards Kael, blinking almost owlishly. &amp;quot;I...oh hello.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;Ah miss I don't know if he is actually a she...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A shake of his head. &amp;quot;You know what not important, what is important is saving my cousin which...&amp;quot; And Rori strolls right off. &amp;quot;...seems to be an an accepted challenge.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He shakes his head as he starts forwards as well, looking over towards the tall elf that seems to have appeared out of the crowd. &amp;quot;I don't suppose I can get you to help as well? She hasn't done anything /wrong/ per sae.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Well I don't think she has.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;I hope she hasn't.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its hard to say with Shivi sometimes! &lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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The man that Rori tapes on the shoulder is a skinny fellow with dirty blond hair and the scent of machine oil about him, caked under his fingernails, one of the boys who works on the internal workings of some of those skyships. Even if magic's involved, someone's gotta grease the steering system. Startled, he jumps a bit, staring at the green-eyed Ms. Applebottom with a bit of a flustered start.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Honestly wish it were. Some of these folk act like they ain't ever seen a Mul before. I saw one just the other week, I did! Robbin' graves or somesuch, way he was sneaking around the embalmer's shop. This one? I guess maybe the fuss is that that this is a bonafide assassin or somesuch, one o' them Mul that've been hittin the Goldstone Bros. caravans. I heard she can cast ghastly curses on all who hears her, sapping their brains of all strength. What wasn't a few minutes earlier they drug her in, and she was goin' on and on about the slugs she was usin' to eat people's brains. Though..&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It seems for the first time in his life, Wurt Wheirsweir, airship mechanic, is introspective. &amp;quot;Don't seem much of a way to rob a caravan, yeah? Throwin' slugs at people? Then maybe it was just them cursed words. Or them shiny swords she has. All I know is that with Grunn there bein' Elbin Goldstone's cousin, this one ain't likely to make no trial. Once the Goldstone brothers get here? She's gonna have a bad time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the two that hang back, there are little more than a few cursory glances, but most of them at Kael, who's fine cheekbone structure and haughty demeanor draw eyes up, instead of down to a man they would likely gawk at all the same as poor, locked away Shiv.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman isn't all that unaccustomed to tall tales; she is guilty of telling more than her share, herself. But mention of menaced caravans and using slugs with which to eat people's brains eases that lighthearted expression into something a touch more skeptical. While she is ''clearly'' not counting out the fact that the 'Mul' inside is dangerous - she isn't in the habit of dismissing any possibility without credible information - she is in agreement with the airship mechanic's reflections on the matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a few moments of careful deliberation, she flashes Wurt a smile. &amp;quot;Well, I was still hoping for that Free Beer,&amp;quot; she tells him lightly, a brief glance cast to his fingernails. &amp;quot;But thanks for the story, regardless. Sounds very interesting. The poor miss, hope they make it quick at least.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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With a tip of her fingers from her temple in a jaunty salute, she pivots around and makes her way back to where Lorik and Kael are, clapping her hand on the dark elf's shoulder. &amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;Sorry to tell you this, mate, but I think your cousin's screwed unless you find a way to get her out of there. A tricky business, isn't it? It's a small building, no alternative exits. And it isn't like you can shout out the name of your country before charging inside with swords, guns or spells blazing, that's not exactly the good first impression you should be shooting for, is it? New city, and all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Deft fingers dip into her pocket, to produce a small smoke bomb. A look of ''absolute shock'' wreathes her features. &amp;quot;Oh, goodness, gracious me, how did ''this'' get in here? I better get rid of it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Rori tosses it over her shoulder...right into the window. Smoke starts pouring out of it almost immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;OH MY!&amp;quot; she gasps, her hand pressing dramatically against her chest, said loudly enough for the surrounding crowd to hear. &amp;quot;IS THAT SMOKE? HELP! HELP! THE GUARDHOUSE IS ON FIRE!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Rori rolls bluff: (3)+9: 12 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls bluff: (20)+8: 28 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Kaelthilas rolls bluff: (17)+0: 17&lt;br /&gt;
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Kaelthilas merits attention. The dawn elf's chin tilts upward faintly but otherwise seems to ignore the unwashed masses.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the sight of smoke though he moves like a serpent. A luminous being who seems intent to move through the crowd with present strength enough to provoke a crowd's instinct enough but a graceful flow that seems loathe to actually risk touching them as he moves past.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fire,&amp;quot; the High-Elf declares loudly gold-blue eyes laying upon the crowd in commandment, &amp;quot;Fetch water,&amp;quot; as if another in the crowd to support their endeavors. As things get confusing though he moves towards the back with a confident stride. Surely the lordly elf is going to provide aid at the rear?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Except as he finds the corner of the guardhouse though he would seem to want to dissolve despite his finery. As if his lordly presence commanded smoke and shadow to obscure him despite his shiny hair. Certainly his ally is a prisoner but what cur could fault a High-Elf from saving a wretch from a burning building; if discovered that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Kaelthilas rolls stealth: (10)+7: 17 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Giving you +2 because of the smoke.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+2: (19)+2: 21 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+2: (9)+2: 11 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+4: (5)+4: 9 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Wait what?&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment as he stares at the strange figure spinning tales. &amp;quot;We do not use slugs to eat peoples brains, I mean that is just silly. How would that even happen.&amp;quot; The shadow elf asks as he frowns slowly as he advances. The man with the shield and armor would say more, but once more things move fast. Faster than he really can react too. &lt;br /&gt;
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Because suddenly there is calls for fire, and smoke bombs being thrown. &lt;br /&gt;
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His eyes go wide then as he, keeping his cloak up, moves slightly forward. &amp;quot;OH DEAR! A FIRE! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS! PLEASE SOMEONE MUST HELP!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He sounds just...so...very...earnest. &lt;br /&gt;
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He could make someone sick. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Really. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yes fetch some water!&amp;quot; He adds as he moves in to help...get...a cousin of his /out/ of there. Because. Oh god why is this happening he thought we could just talk about this sort of thing up here! &lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few stark stares at Rori when her hand goes to her chest, and if not for the literal smoke rising from the corner of the building where he smokebomb came to land, the shared looks between the men and women gathered might have turned to sheer befuddlement. Surely, it was only the delay in the smoke bomb's activation. Wurt, feeling somewhat personally invested with what Ms. Applebottom being so nice and conversational and all, pushes someone out of the way to run down the street.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'll fetch more guardsman!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, Kaelthilas gives convincing enough shouts, his haughty tone commanding some authority among those present, sending another half dozen scrambling for water buckets. But really, it's Lorik's voice that shines out, clear and earnest, with a tone that is almost musical in nature. Some even stare in his direction, eyeing the cloaked man with wide eyes before they too peel off. Others begin to dash away, fearing the fire itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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As Kael thinks to perhaps make his way through the door, it opens, and though Grunn Bronzebeard and one of the guardsman are two engrossed in a game of cards to notice him, the man at the door does, his eyes wide, and that pike suddenly set in that direction.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chaos ensues as people rush through the streets and a horse and carriage speed by, and then Grunn waddle-walks his way forward, the heavyset dwarf clearly having enjoyed his retirement years, and calls into the back.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What's this then? Fire?! Amory, out here with the piss bucket, quick! Gotta put this out!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so Amory valiantly takes up a day's worth of rented beer and rushes outside, stepping almost shoulder to shoulder with Kael he throws it at what he THINKS is the burning side of the guard station.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The backsplatter lands all over poor Kael's boots. Surely, there is no justice in this world.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finally, Grunn looks to Kael, spitting on one of his other boots. &amp;quot;And who ye be there, ye floofy fool? I ain't ordered me no harlots tonight. You start this here fire, Miss?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Inside, through the window and the now open door that's at the backs of all three of the city guardsman, Shivani slinks her bindings under her behind and up past her legs with incredibly flexibility. Then, seeing a familiar cloak on a familiar figure, she waves enthusiastically with both hands, violet eyes lighting up as smoke wafts by the open door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pandemonium erupts at the call of fire, and while she maintains that perfect expression of ''absolute shock and horror'', Rori can't help but be inwardly pleased with herself. There was no hope of diplomacy here anyway, or so her estimation dictates - the Goldstone Brothers were infamous in the city and if they wanted someone held until they could come along and dispense their own brand of justice, they will. If nothing else, the only way they were getting Lorik's cousin out of the building was a bribe, and while she's already assisting out of the goodness of her mostly-absent Selese heart, she was definitely ''not'' about to fork over that kind of money just to save someone else's cousin from the rope. &lt;br /&gt;
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But now that the distraction has been executed - and not just a distraction, but one that enables to put her companions' skills to good use - the red-haired charlatan is perfectly content to lean back and watch, to witness how the game plays out... &lt;br /&gt;
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...only for the poncy one to fail in his bid to sneak inside the smoke-flooded confines of the guardhouse. &lt;br /&gt;
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She rolls her head back, thumping it lightly against the wall behind her. &lt;br /&gt;
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''And who ye be there, ye floofy fool?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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The young woman pushes herself off the wall, and taking a deep breath, just ''marches'' towards Grunn Bronzebeard, and ''slaps'' his forearm, ''outrage'' stitched on her pale mien. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Harlot?&amp;quot; she repeats. &amp;quot;''Harlot''?? I'll have you know that you're standing in the presence of ''Sylvinia the Sinuous'', the most exotic dancer ever to grace the lord's city! If there was a ''queen'' among harlots, this would be she! The ethereal figure eights she produces with her hips are only matched by the nonexistence of her bosom! And not only is she a graceful, genteel presence on the world's stage, she is also blessed with a courageous heart - at least courageous enough to ''assist'' in this fiery crisis! Harlot. ''Harlot''! You ought to be ''ashamed'', good sir-- !&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And Kael talks. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And she speaks, of which the very first thing she inquires about is the health of your fellow guardsman and the state of your ale! Don't worry yourself, Madame Sinuous, the man is ''clearly'' undeserving of your philanthropy. ''Harlot''. ''Really''??&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And as she continues on, hopefully Lorik recognizes an opportunity when he sees it.&lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;holy shit, lol&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay roll bluff again, +2 circumstance bonus because Kael is exactly as you described him and also poncy. So +roll bluff+2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori crying &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls bluff + 2: (10)+9+2: 21&lt;br /&gt;
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Lorik just stares as Shivani and the enthuastic waving. &amp;quot;...I can't decide which is worse. Her or Vass.&amp;quot; Murmurs the Shadow Elf as he raises one hand to rub at his temple. Of course though that is when the poor elf hears the call of 'I'll fetch more guardsmen'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh no need to...&amp;quot; And he's gone. &amp;quot;...well. That isn't ideal...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Franticly though, he waves a hand, trying to do it a subtly as he can to indicate that Shiv should make her way out the window....before...he tries to figure a way out of this mess. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What no a fine upstanding figure like her.&amp;quot; He says about miss Applebottom. &amp;quot;She would never do a thing like that! In all the time I've known her she wouldn't.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...which...is...technicly true. Since he's only known her for what? Not even a day now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...but then...Rori is talking again. &lt;br /&gt;
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And...making...some...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Sylvinia the...Sinuous?&amp;quot; He just stares for a moment, then...noting how all the guards are distracted he just siiighs and slips right by them. As they stare at the 'lady' with the beer on 'her' boots. &lt;br /&gt;
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Around the distracted guards, looking for a key to get Shvi out of there. &amp;quot;How did you...you know what.&amp;quot; He murmurs. &amp;quot;Tell me later. Lets get you out of here now!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before they realise that Kael isn't a dancer, or Kael flings Rori out a window. &lt;br /&gt;
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Immortal rage. Soft-hued complexion grows flush giving his cheeks a soft rosy hue as if the faeries of the Llyranesi had fluttered down from the heavens and gently kissed his cheeks with blush.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enough,&amp;quot; Kaelthilas snarls through clenched teeth and curses Rori a gaze so completely withering that the rays of the morning sun may bring a sense of foreboding to her great grandchildren - if anyone would deign to mate with her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I do not have to stand here as these brutes levy insults,&amp;quot; he lilts in his overly affectionate voice and then he commands, &amp;quot;Discipline them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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Grunn and his lackeys stare up in awe as Rori browbeats them into a scenario they didn't sign up for. Grunn, at first, looks unimpressed, but Amory whispers in his ear 'yes, that is.. her.. they.. I don't know, but Silvinia certainly is Sinuous I saw'em on stage at.. look don't judge me I'd had so much ale and...'&lt;br /&gt;
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Grunn waves him off, trying to look apologetic, as the last of the smoke, and what seemed to be a very small fire, seems to be going out. It should draw his gaze, but the story Rori and Kael weave together a plot so thick that comes with haughty words of discipline, send their eyes into a different kind of alarm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Now now, Mrss.. Mr.. Sinuous, no need for any o' that. I couldn't recognize you with all the smoke and whatnot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Amory asides. &amp;quot;Actually sir they perform in smoke.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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This earns Amory a leaping smack to the back of the head by the dwarf, which knocks off Amory's helmet.&lt;br /&gt;
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The other guard just stares in awe, first at The Sinuous One, and then.. at Rori. &amp;quot;AND SHE'S HER PARTNER, THE RUMPTIOUS RED ROBIN!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Clearly, they bought this story a little too hard. He clamors for something, anything to try and get an autograph, and Grunn rubs a hand down his face as if he wishes he could tear it off.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Ithiliel will hear horses pounding the pavement as closes in, and just a few yards behind her, a trio of city guard, including a Captain. Meanwhile, inside, Lorik will find the keyring on the table, find opening it all easily enough, and find the bound hands of Shivani, releasing those easily enough. He moves like the wind, like a shadow, like a cavecat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oz myze guhd! This thing they stuck in my mouth it tastes of old sock!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shivani looks at it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;IT IS OLD SOCK! Whut coul-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tugged along, back out the front, all three guards turn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But not towards the sound, towards the hail of Captain Gerren Fullbright, a tall and fit human who commands every ounce of his considerable years. While these three seemed all too easy to befuddle and trick, this is no one to be trifled with. Fortunately, those who know that to most are Grunn, Avory, and Emery, the guardsman who stop fauning over Sinful Sinuous the Sinlacious and stare in a different direction.&lt;br /&gt;
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This had started so very simply. All Ithiliel was doing was looking for lodgings for herself and her friends. It wasn't going to be the easiest task, she knew, and the muls were going to take some explaining, but Shivani slipped away at some point and now there's all this... this-ness. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There was a crowd gathering around whatever was happening. Smoke usually DOES gather a good sized crowd, it's true, and so does...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...is that Kaelthilas? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eluna help them. And she would. Through Ithiliel. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What in the world -- &amp;quot; Peering out from around the crowd, the elf-priestess whistles sharply and waves to the others, urging them to come and join her. Whatever's going on where they are, it looks like it's going to be a Bad Time soon. &lt;br /&gt;
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As Kael attempts to dry her up where she stands with his stare, Rori moves on as if she doesn' notice. There is, however, a lifting of her brows to her hairline at the directive given by the imposing elf:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Discipline them.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Right when Amory (mistakenly) identifies her as Sylvinia's partner, the Red Robin. For a moment, there is a pause - the passing of seconds is brief. But the smile returns to her face and she gives the other guardsman a bow so graceful, it was downright professional. &amp;quot;I'm so ''flattered'',&amp;quot; the young woman says, so clearly pleased that she even ''blushes'' at Amory's attention, pink blossoming over her features. &amp;quot;I am often so overshadowed by the illustrious Sylvinia  here that I'm delighted to meet ''any'' fan who recognizes me at all.&amp;quot; Plucking up the paper presented to her. &amp;quot;And who may I direct this dedication?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's an angled glance to the elf by her side. &amp;quot;''Unfortunately'', Madame Sinuous, I seem to have forgotten my whip, or I'd be giving these gentlemen a show they wouldn't believe.&amp;quot; She flashes him ''and'' Grunn a surreptitious wink. &amp;quot;Hopefully these autographs will suffice.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then a commanding voice hails the guards, who so happen to turn and stare at the arrival of a superior officer. Meanwhile, the red-haired trickster lifts her fingers to wiggle them casually at Kael before taking a few steps back into the smoke-filled doorway, squinting through the cover. With Shiv freed, she takes a few steps in and closes her fingers behind Lorik's collar. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We ''have to move'',&amp;quot; she hisses at the dark elf's ear. &amp;quot;And I ''swear'' if I get caught here, I will ''ruin your life'' to such an extent that this is going to look like a laughable ''fiasco'' by comparison.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To Shivani, she flashes a sweet, affable smile. &amp;quot;Darling, sweetheart, ''precious''. Be a dear and start coughing as if you intend to dislodge your very lungs out of your mouth, if you will.&amp;quot; And she, too, proceeds to do just that, throwing her arm over Lorik and attempting to escort them out - the very picture of a pair of good samaritans rescuing someone trapped inside the building.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The smoke is all but spent by now, there'll be no hiding from the guards once they emerge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thankfully, she has a plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...or so people would hope, anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Rori rolls knowledge: (16)+knowledge: 16&lt;br /&gt;
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Kaelthilas's attention shifts to the approaching hooves as evidenced by the faintest cant of his head. The dawn elf's dreadful mix of genuine annoyance and necessary masque seems to subside as his lithe comportment flows to one of rigid bearing. When the guards seem distracted he ventures a glance down his nose upon Rori and gives a slight inclination of his head, a subtle nod, towards the direction Ithiliel emerges from.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Without verbal direction to the other he simply walks away. The hem of his armored vestments flowing at the smooth strides of his ale-soaked boots as if neither subtle nor hurried.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His path would lead him towards Ithiliel and her awareness of his social psychology would make plain the relief which might otherwise be hidden behind an aloof countenance. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Shhhh!&amp;quot; Lorik calls as he reaches up to pull Shivani's cloak up over her head. &amp;quot;You can tell me how it was a sock later! We need to get out of here now before they feel like hanging us both!&amp;quot; He calls out as he starts to pull her out, behind the guards, away from the horseman. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He glances back though, towards where the rest are with some concern crossing his face. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Which is when he sees Ithiliel. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh Eluna bless.&amp;quot; The elf mutters as he turns to go even as his collar gets snatched. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We're going!&amp;quot; He hisses back as he starts to follow along. Soon enough though the coughing starts, as he starts to pull the pair to /safty/. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...dubious safty. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I'd do what she says, Shivani.&amp;quot; He mutters. &amp;quot;She's been fairly spot on so far.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;I still have no idea what her actually name is.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But regardless he's helping to 'save' the poor smoke covered 'victims'. Raising a hand to wave to Ithiliel for help. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...help at this point being very...subjective.&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM Pose -&lt;br /&gt;
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The guard who wanted Rori's autograph snaps to attention before the Captain, who stares down at all three as if waiting for some explanation. Ire fumes in his gaze and as the hobbling, hacking trio make their way towards the crowd's edge, clearly from somewhere in the dispersing haze of Rori's smokebomb-turned-faux-fire, that gaze turns to follow them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You there.&amp;quot; Fullbright calls from atop his horse, and one of the guards at his side lowers a pike to block their way.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;And you there, Messenger of Eluna.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In this, Fullbright indicates Ithiliel &amp;quot;Tell me, what has happened here. What fire leaves no mark.&amp;quot; Lieutenant Grunn raises a hand to speak, but the snapping voice of Fullbright cuts through his attempt. &amp;quot;You will hold your tongue, for to many weeks have I heard of your cousins' influence running roughshod over this ward. If this is yet another game of the Goldstone Brothers, I will have your hide first, and their hide next.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He seems to pay no mind to the Goldstone's lucrative merchant operation, or how much influence they may have, and Grunn's face goes pale, along with Amory and Emery, who both look certain they are about to be fired. At last, that steely blue gaze of the Ward Captain turns back to the heroes at hand, seemingly oblivious to their state of unease: He wants answers, and satisfactory ones at that.&lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay! Welcome to the skill challenge portion. I'd like you to roll Diplomacy, Bluff, or Intimidate.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;If you think you should get any beneficial modifiers, page me!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls diplomacy+2: (16)+7+2: 25 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel micdrops. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik snickers! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls bluff: (1)+8: 9 (EPIC FAIL) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;HAHAHAHA&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik DIES &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;I'll roll diplomacy and i have the charmer talent&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Roll twice&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls diplomacy: (19)+11: 30 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls diplomacy: (7)+11: 18 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;holy shit&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Fullbright marries Rori immediately.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;NO&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;LOL&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;I don't care how hot he is!!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Duly noted for when you face a phantasmal killer. It will just be a bridal gown chasing you through a church aisle.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel l m a o &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Have her friends, her boon companions, those who had her back throughout the crawl from darkness into light, been causing trouble in this place?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...probably. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Good Captain,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &amp;quot;These are my friends. I would say that they are, yes, my saviors. I have arrived on this scene only now, but I can tell you that I have shepherded my friends in the ways of Eluna: in goodness and compassion. I have seen into their hearts and know their worth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is more or less when Lorik and Shivani's hoods drop. Ithiliel... rolls with it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She steps toward them, settling a hand on their shoulders. &amp;quot;These two,&amp;quot; she says, her voice gaining strength, &amp;quot;rescued me from the darkest pits. When no other hand would guard me, they did. They were lights in the darkness, and upon my honor, they are as virtuous as any other in this city -- and more so than most. For what has happened here, I can say little; for what is in their hearts, I will vouch with my life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She puts her head to one side, clearly considering. Even frowning a little. &amp;quot;In our escape,&amp;quot; she muses, &amp;quot;there was a time when we used flameless smoke against our foes. I cannot imagine that they would use it intentionally, but perhaps a vial of it broke in all this confusion? That makes the most logical sense.&amp;quot; She says it with an entirely straight face. Evidently she believes it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That, or the clerics of Eluna occasionally channel the tendency of their goddess to be a trickster.&lt;br /&gt;
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The priestess of Eluna speaks true, nevermind that she bends her knees to a different deity altogether. But when Lorik's and Shiv's hoods drop, exposing their natures for all to see, it takes everything in the red-haired actress not to roll her head back and sigh. Still, some part of her can't help but be amused; her life has been ridiculous from nearly the moment she was born, it's to the point when she would be disappointed if anything like this ''doesn't'' happen at least once in her daily routine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That and it seems the other elf seems diplomatic enough, imploring to the guard captain's sense of honor. As the man turns to regard the priestess, she takes this opportunity to examine the next piece of the board: virid eyes flecked with gold take in the man's bearing, listens to the words he says - he makes it plain that he ''knows'' about the Brothers' activities there and he seems to be having none of it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's another slight glance over her shoulder at the guardhouse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I just happened to be passing by, my lord captain,&amp;quot; Rori remarks when those steely eyes fall upon her for her explanation. &amp;quot;When I heard someone clamor fire. As a ''responsible'' citizen of Alexandria, I wasn't about to turn the blind eye.&amp;quot; Lashes lower partially over that emerald stare. &amp;quot;It just so happens, however, that while I was about to lend my assistance, I overheard a very interesting conversation between your guardsmen. Something about twenty-five gold pieces exchanging hands from his cousin...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Grunn. &amp;quot;And a woman to be hanged.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She lifts her hands, palms up, shoulders doing the same in the barest of shrugs. &amp;quot;I'm no advocate, certainly you'll find my credentials to represent anyone in front of any representatives of the law to be rather lacking. ''However'', I do know that people aren't typically held in a station such as this for very long - either they're transported to the dungeons to answer for greater crimes once established, or released. If you don't mind me saying so, my lord captain, I don't think your presence was expected. In fact, I believe it to be more of  hindrance with what was about to occur.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With that, her hands fall, sliding in her pocket and meeting the man's eyes, smiling faintly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;So I think the greater crime here is that one of your guardsmen's cousins paid twenty-five gold pieces for the right to murder a person to whom a priestess of Eluna was indebted. And if the lady is correct in that it is not an actual fire, but the mere appearance of one, then I don't think there is even a charge of arson here to weigh against. It is simply an accident in which the resulting chaos managed to uncover a greater wrongdoing than initially thought.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Lorik keeps dragging, he keeps moving. Then he glances right up as Shivani's hood rolls back to reveal the dark elf that was in the cage. And the Inquisitor looks up towards Ithiliel as she starts to speak in her defense. In the defense of them both. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He helps! He joins in. He starts to explain the horrors they saved her from. The trails they went though. His own heartfelt desire to serve Eluna and his new goddess. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unfortunely he says it all in Undercommon so no one at all understands him. But trust me. It is totally and amazingly eloquent. Such a good speech. But no one can understand them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Look he's had a long day ok. This is what happens when he has a long day. He's gets languages confused. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He has no idea why everyone is looking at him like that! He's pouring his heart out here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So really its likely better that he leaves most of the talking to the other two. &lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay, one more step to this, I'll GM pose, and you'll all get a round before I close us. I need you all to each make perception checks, and all of you each to make either an athletics or acrobatics check.&amp;quot;  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls perception: (6)+9: 15 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls acrobatics: (20)+7: 27 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori IS BATMAN &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls perception: (5)+5: 10 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls acrobatics: (7)+-2: 5 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel says, &amp;quot;I'M A ROCK&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik says, &amp;quot;AM I GOING TO BE BATMANN'D TO THE ROOF?!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls perception: (16)+10: 26 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls athletics: (4)+3: 7 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik says, &amp;quot;Eyes of the Hawk. Feet of the Turtle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM Pose -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a moment of surprise etched in lifted brows when the undercommon of one man and the revealed hood of another draws Gerren Fullbright's attention, a moment that hangs on the edge of a knife that is directed, it seems, right at Lorik in his mistep, but the words of a Priestess of Eluna strike out at him. Though he does not look to her in that impassioned plea, painting a tale that a man of his years could accept as possibility, he does listen as she brings an elegance to these creatures of the Dark Below. The easing of his jaw, so fraught with tension. The way his eyes soften, just a little. He does not have the hate in his heart many do, for he knows of other Mul in this city, and their half-breeds. And if they cannot look for a better life in this grand place, where else might they go?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That alone might have secured their leave, but Rori's tale draws his full attention. She can see it in his face as certain unknown quantities click into place. See rage firing behind his eyes and hear his horse snort, as if channeling some pent up fury of its master. The men at his side turn their full attention to the three Guardmen before them, Grunn, Amory, Emory, and do not regard them in that moment as allies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;So shared blood and twenty five gold is the price of Grunn the Granite Tide. A man they said once held the southern gate of Elsbrad against foul creatures no one could even comprehend. Likely, it seems, because it was all... a lie. Take th-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shivani raises a hand, as if to put in her two cents, and a rock slams into the side of her head, blood as red as anyone's spraying over Rori and Lorik as she goes limp in their combined grasp. Before the chaos begins in full, Lorik and Rori will see the culprits - four Khazad with golden beards. The crowd that had been watching look around in confusion as cries go out to take down the Mul spy, and stones and fruit and other projectiles rain down, several hitting Ithiliel and Lorik, but Rori is able to escape most of their wrath. In the sudden chaos, Grunn turns to run, ducking through the crowd to leave poor Amory and Avory to the mercy of Fullbright's men, and it would be easy enough for that man to give chase, if not for the sudden rush of two full carts drawn by two horses each that nearly plow the entire crowd over, send careening down the street by some unknown force, though Lorik and Rori can at least imagine who the culprits are, given who threw the rocks&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thirty or more townsfolk struggle with the press of the now stopped carts, and other minor squabbles break out as those rabble rousers hired to cause this distraction continue pelting everyone with refuse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the very least, it provides the very same amount of cover for escape for our heroes.&lt;br /&gt;
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She had not, generally speaking, expected rocks. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ithiliel gasps when the small group is pelted with rocks and refuse, but she doesn't flinch from it. If anything, she reaches back to pull out a shield to protect Shivani and Lorik. Angry she may be, but her face is simply stern, tight-jawed, and determined. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She will need to wait until they've moved away to clean those wounds and heal her friends, and as the crowd begins to roil, she guides them as best as she can away from the melee and the suddenly tumbling carts. Gritting her teeth, she never stops shielding the pair, but she does break her silence when they reach a quieter place. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I am sorry,&amp;quot; she sighs. &amp;quot;I thought I was bringing you to civilization. The library was more peaceful.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
That spark of rage is one that is familiar to her, and it is all Rori can do to hide a smile when her attempts take root in the indomitable Captain Fullbright.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But before she can say anything else, chaos explodes again and there is blood, crimson drops splattering on her sleeve where Shivani remains well within reach. She cranes her head; like an eagle, she homes in on the source of the disturbance immediately and her brows lift upwards in mild consternation and as it ripples outward like a pebble thrown in a still pond, that is when they come out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, yes. Thrown vegetables, the bane of any true performer. She remembers all too well her fledgling attempts to entertain - not within the definition assigned by  her childhood in Selentia, but the one ascribed by bards and other thespians who eke out a living on the road, to delight and cull emotion from the masses with drama, song and dance. There have been plenty of tomatoes in her childhood, which did nothing but stir her frightful Selese temper, but that was then and this is ''now''. She knows how this goes. This has happened to her before, it is like a right of passage for any actress.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She takes a nimble step, and positions herself right by Fullbright's horse - if nothing else, perhaps most of the crowd will know the kind of wrath that would descend upon it if they decide to pelt the no-nonsense man with rocks and fruit. This is how she manages to avoid the rain - by using the guard and his position of authority as a shield.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it doesn't end and the burgeoning riot only gets worse. Still, it's an opportunity when she sees one. Reaching out, she attempts to snag Ithiliel by the elbow, leaving Shivani to her cousin's protection, and steer her towards the other side of the disturbance. She has other ideas though, when she pulls out a shield, and she is too harried to press it.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Time to go!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
And leave, she does. Quickly. With all due haste.&lt;br /&gt;
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It takes Lorik a few moments to realize just what language he's speaking...and /then/ he stops. Snaps his mouth shut and has the good grace to look embarassed. Though as the Captain's eyes soften there is a hope in him that things will end more peacefully than he thought. There is a slight smile even. One that starts to fade as Rori starts speaking. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wait. What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They...could have done that? It was all some kind of elaborate /bribe/. His eyes widen then harden as he turns that gaze towards the dwarf and the other guards...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Which is when the rocks start to happen. As soon as the first one slams into Shivani the shield is pulled from his back as he huddles under it, feeling impacts of projectiles into its steel surface. He doesn't pull a weapon, but the shield is wielded in their defense as he starts to retreat away from the roiling crowd. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And if he can see that dwarves as they dash? There is a flicker of his fingers before they is outlined in bright purple fire. Because that should help the /actual/ guards catch up to them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don't piss off a shadow elf. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But there is a flicker of a smirk from Lorik as Ithil starts to apologize. &amp;quot;Bribery, deception, and possible murder. Reminds me of home really. No need to apologize. It's almost a relief to find some kind of constants between such different cities. I guess people are about the same everywhere you go.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Still he watches their back, making sure none of them fall behind as he pulls out of the mess of the melee. With mounting quickness as well as the mess just seems to get work. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I agree!&amp;quot; He calls towards Rori as he follows her escape, pulling Shivani along as he goes. &lt;br /&gt;
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*The heroes have succeeded in extracting their captured friend from false imprisonment! Your combined skillchecks defeated the challenge DCs. Other options for the rescue might have involved intimidating Grunn into letting her go directly, simply bribing him with double the amount he was going to accept from another party, or turning his own guards against him with diplomacy of bluff checks. A combination of distraction tactics and improvised acting not only won the day, but left a lasting mark on the folks of this ward. The final hurdle saw a combination of earnest advocacy aimed at the honor of a man who has it in abundance, turning Gerren to their side, and with suspicion already raised, the truth of what was overheard put a final nail in Grunn's coffin.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Goldstone Brothers seem to blame the Mul for their recent troubles on the road, as do other Khazad traders.&lt;br /&gt;
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* A Mul was recently spotted sneaking around the Embalmer's office, a tidbit Rori will have from her conversation with Wurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Grunn the Granite Tide is wanted for charges of Corruption and Assault.&lt;br /&gt;
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* The Goldstone Brothers deny any knowledge of this incident and insist their cousin has been trading on their good name for years. There's a reason he's not part of the family business, right? Still, Rori and Lorik did see the dwarves who started this ruckus.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Gerren Fullbright suffered minor injuries in the squabble but credits a woman reported as the The Rumptious Red Robin as revealing the corruption of three city Guard, including Amory and Emory Farthing, brothers who have been charged and are cooperating. Another man, a dwarf outlined in magical flame is apprehended and questioned, and on his person are several bags of three gold pieces each, leftover payments to those he had hired to start the fray. He admits no connection to anyone, just a hatred for the Mul, and pleas guilty to charges of assault and starting a riot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Rumors of THE SINUOUS SIN having visiting the city again circulate and lift the spirits of the wards she is most famous in. Fliers go up there, all sketched with a picture of Kaelthilas.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Lorik has a set of city guard keys, certainly not likely to ever come in handy or equally implicate him horribly.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|Guardhouse Rock]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Rori</title>
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Rori Lee&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CPSUBHEAD-START}}About My Character{{CPSUBHEAD-END}}&lt;br /&gt;
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| ''Eatonis'' ''31'' 999&lt;br /&gt;
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| Early twenties.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Performer, Trickster, Thief&lt;br /&gt;
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Acrobat. Charlatan. Entertainer. Trickster. Thief. The young woman named Rori Lee peddles her tricks on the streets of the lord's city during the day and graces its stages at night as one of the retained thespians of the Metropolitan Theatre Company of Alexandria - though in spite of being part of the troupe for a few years now, she can't seem to get any of the leading roles, often cast as a background character in many of its productions...and not being utterly devoid of talent, one could only wonder whether it is just a streak of bad luck that keeps her forever overshadowed by her peers on the stage.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ill-fortune? Or is it simply by design?&lt;br /&gt;
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If anyone asked, she'd be the first to say that she has long since embraced her ridiculous circumstances, of which there have been many, from the moment she was born. Lorelei Clarisse Etienne de Beaucharnais came into this world twenty-odd years ago as the youngest child, and only daughter, of Lord Augustine de Beaucharnais, a childhood friend of and cousin a couple of degrees removed from Baron Valence of [[Selentia]], and his Eldanari wife, Brianna. And with a ridiculous name came a ridiculous childhood, raised in a household that was so painfully Selese, she knew the names of the movers and shakers of the Republic's court games, and their respective specialties, before she was even taught the simplest mathematics. That wasn't to say that she didn't take to it like a shark to blood-infested waters; she was a clever, intelligent and inquisitive child, and her education on the intrigues and intricacies that often dominated the dining rooms and galas of her father's estate was as detailed as the typical curriculum she was made to learn as a privileged youth. But as usually with the case of a young woman with that kind of upbringing, by the time she was eight years old, the inevitable finally occurred:&lt;br /&gt;
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She got bored.&lt;br /&gt;
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As her parents would swiftly discover, a bright, curious and haughty child could cause and attract the most ridiculous trouble and that finally culminated when a few of her father's acquaintances decided to pay a few local mercenaries to kidnap the girl and throw a wrench in the works of a lucrative trading agreement Lord Augustine had been tasked to negotiate. Already a handful to people she knew all of her life, it wasn't surprising that falling in the custody of her kidnappers made her even more obnoxious and difficult. Once the gang was far enough from Selentia, its members decided enough was enough and abandoned the girl for a few hours in the middle of a crowded marketplace with hopes that scaring her with a strange environment would finally push her in line and give into their demands to at the very least behave.&lt;br /&gt;
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Instead, she used her pitiful state to her full advantage and managed to &amp;quot;convince&amp;quot; a Tsuran street performer to take her to the mayor's house - at least, that was how she would tell the story. In truth, she tried to wheedle, cajole and when those didn't work, bully the performer into doing her bidding and once he made fun of her pitiful persuasion tactics (&amp;quot;I was born and raised Tsuran,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;I'm practically immune to that nonsense.&amp;quot;), she broke into such a vociferous demonstration of heartbreaking waterworks that it was downright embarrassing to her and everyone else who witnessed it, and he finally relented (&amp;quot;Next time, start with that,&amp;quot; he said, with no small degree of exasperation and amusement). Given the late hour, however, he took her to where his band of fellow performers were staying and promised to deliver her to the mayor in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
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Needless to say, she never made it to the mayor's house; she became enamored of the performer and his band, the lives they led and the stories they told, and driven by nothing but the selfish desire to remain in their company for just a little while longer, promised them a reward if they would simply deliver her back to her father in Selentia.&lt;br /&gt;
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The band, however, had their own share of troubles that culminated into a few crazy adventures. Her way back home ended up being the most convoluted, elaborate and roundabout way to return to the country and by the time they reached the halfway point in their journey after dodging creditors, criminals and all sorts of unsavory persons after their ringleader's hide (not to mention the kidnappers who managed to lose Lorelei and attempted to get her back several times), her father's personal search party, led by a loyal vassal and the young son of the captain of his household knights, finally caught up with them...and of course promptly thought her new friends were her kidnappers, as a few years have passed by then and nobody was certain as to who took  her anymore. To spare their lives, Lorelei agreed to return to Selentia quietly and parted ways with the group.&lt;br /&gt;
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One would think that would be it - that she would return home without further incident to be just another player in its constant political games. But having developed a taste for the adventurer's life, in which she has never been subjected to the debilitating boredom that caused her to act out in the first place as a child, she was surprised to discover that the prospect of returning home had devolved from a distant, hopeful dream to the most ill-fitting outcome she could ever contemplate. With the rest of her father's agents lulled in a false sense of security by her compliance after several days on the road, she stole the young lieutenant's horse and ran off.&lt;br /&gt;
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And she hasn't looked back since.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the point when her life truly begins, on the road, searching for her friends while relentlessly evading her father's agents determined to bring her home to their lord.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{CPSUBHEAD-START}}Roleplay Hooks{{CPSUBHEAD-END}}&lt;br /&gt;
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* '''Bon Vivant''' - A fan of music? The theatre? Looking for the best parties in the lord's city? Never one to let a  good time pass her by, Rori more often than not knows the best places to go and what to see. Some of these diversions may not be ''strictly'' legal, but hey, whatever happens in Alexandria stays in Alexandria....right?&lt;br /&gt;
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* '''Gambler''' - What's life without risk? ...sometimes a lot of risk? Rori will gamble almost anything and nothing is off the table, to the point where the habit is almost compulsive and uncontrollable. It has led her to some interesting places and she's not shy at all in dragging someone down with her.&lt;br /&gt;
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* '''Trouble, In General''' - Overconfident, haughty, vain, but relentlessly fueled by mischief, cleverness and good humor, Rori can turn anything into a game, oftentimes turning light conversations into fencing matches that tend to culminate in some form of incident or another. Don't blame her too much, she can't help herself. She was born Selese after all.&lt;br /&gt;
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* '''Hunted''' - Occasionally, she'll be chased by knights and whenever this happens, she makes sport of it, also. Maybe she's finally done something bad enough to be arrested...or is it something else entirely?&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Rogue|Rori]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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==A==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Atleti]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aasir]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abigail]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Abrahil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aenyn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aegremar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Agril]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Albain de Corveaux]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Amara]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Amira|Amir'a al'Jarim]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Amithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ansrir]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arafel Gemlord]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Alba]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aldean]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[An'thirya]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arnora|Arnora Stonesmasher]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aria]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arisha]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arithand'ruil Thal'lassar'van]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Arynel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Astaren]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Astraea]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Athrian|Athrian Mourne]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Auk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aurala]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Aznara]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Azog]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==B==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bashkim|Bashkim Sylaj]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Belcat]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bennet]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Benthus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Bor]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Boshter]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Baz]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==C==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Caine]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Carwyn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cesran]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Charlotte]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Colrick Voss]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Coldan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Constantin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Craft]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Crow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Criax]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Charis]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Cassandra]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==D==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Declan|Declan Hollis]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Devola]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Diemma|Sister Diemma]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Drok'thar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Duncan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Durrankar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dylan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Dhanae]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==E==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Edgard|Sir Edgard de Lecadre]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Edmee|Edmee Sulwen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elessa]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eliathitae]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Elisabeth du Leoncorte]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Eliot Le Roux]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Evangeline]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ethel]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Faiza]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fiona]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fiore]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fishbelly]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Folkmar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ferawyn]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fayde]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Fazahd]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==G==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ganbaatar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Garak]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Garrin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Gimring]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Godwyn Sylvan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Grush]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==H==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Haggerty]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==I==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iadoth]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ionus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Iuitl]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==J==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jahnavi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jareth]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jessa]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jibbom]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Jessamy]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==K==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kai]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kailin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kaliara|Kaliara Sein]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Karelin Andarin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kerbasi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Khera]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kilian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kirran]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kisaiya]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kojot|Kojot Wydmy]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Koszhey Urvald Malinovyi]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kravar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Krom]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kuumvu]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Kyra Smith]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Katyana]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Ladislaus]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Landau]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Larron]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lash]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Latenat]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Leilani]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Leisel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lelian]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lenore]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lesmae]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lilyth]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lithuin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lockwood]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lunair]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lysa]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Malik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Margaret]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Marley]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Matthias Haelker]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Meihui]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Miles]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Millicent]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Miriai]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Miruan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mittens]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mocharaos]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mogrinaar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Munch]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Myaris]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Myrana Jn'Rajh]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Mayahuel]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==N==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nadara]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nako]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nerm]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nysalia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nicolai]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nasrin]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==O==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Oates|Jack Oates]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Oliver]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ollithial]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Omah]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ormarr]]&lt;br /&gt;
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* [[Pallas]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pendleton]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Pelka]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Quixote]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==R==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ralickwort]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Raethon]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Raniq]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rassata]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Razen]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Redmane]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rhodes]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roland]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rogun]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rayne]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Renfrey]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rakim]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rhar]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Roselle]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==S==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lady Sandiel]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Saiorse]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sarcis]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Savengriff]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sebropert]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Selerik]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Selia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Hailee Serene Tigriil]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Serraphine]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Setiawan|Setiawan 'Seti' Bambangputra]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shaoqing]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shivani]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Shyntae]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Silmeria]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Solace]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sophia Lightbringer]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Sparrow]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Spike]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Ssylrath]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stjepan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Stirling]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Svarshan]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Symar]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==T==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tak]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Takiyah|Takiyah Tinkerfist]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Taleth]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Talia]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tea'andra]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thaim]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thistle]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Thyrson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tija Woari]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tsarra]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tsunetomo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Tatyannah]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Torgrim Stonehelm]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==U==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==V==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Valkea]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vasya]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vekson]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Velothin]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vennan|Vennan Hartose]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vroole]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Vuk]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Verna]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Virton]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Viranchi]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==W==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Whuridred]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==X==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Xiuhcoatl]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Y==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Younger, Bruce The|Bruce the Younger]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yngvild]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yelrona]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Yexto]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Z==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zahara]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zalara]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zaxx]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zenia|Zenia Petroni]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zephyr]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zippo]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Zoob]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Rori</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Guardhouse Rock</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Rori: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''Guardhouse Rock &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Shivani]], [[Kaelthilas]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Takes place directly after [http://www.tenebraemush.net/index.php/You_Shall_Not_Pass You Shall Not Pass]. Lorik finds out that his cousin, Shivani, is being held in a guardhouse in Alexandria and something more nefarious than anticipated is afoot. His group, and his red-headed Good Samaritan (?) spring her from the not-so-big house.''&lt;br /&gt;
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It isn't all that long after brave LORIK enters the city with the assistance (ire?) of RORI that the two will get some faint hints of where Lorik's traveling companion, Shivani went. It begins with a few children running, one bumping into Rori's leg and nearly tumbling to the ground. He can't be more than seven or eight years old. &amp;quot;Sorry miss! Off to see the Monster Elf from the Dark Bel-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The kid stops when he shifts his gaze to Lorik, and then bolts, running for his very life it seems. There, not a few blocks in from the warehouse district, is a small city guard station, the kind where you get sent when retirement is looming and everything should be fairly quiet. A few curious folks peek into the place here and there, intent on getting a look at the creature that rumor has quickly turned into a local event.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are only a few people outside, and the guard station door is closed, but a peek through the window will reveal a familiar figure in the back, in the single cell, bound by her hands at her back and gagged - something they can hardly be blamed for given how Shiv goes on and on - but at least she looks to be in fair condition.&lt;br /&gt;
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For now.&lt;br /&gt;
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The dark elf rechristened unceremoniously as 'Herbert', footman and servant to the ravishingly beautiful, red-haired Lady Veronica Applebottom, would find himself being dragged about in the most circuitous route he can possibly imagine...only to be returned at the scene of the crime where his shameless savior slips into an alley and doffs off her expensive silk dress, and promptly disappears in the back door of Trina's Tailoring. When she re-emerges from her quick errand, the dress is nowhere in sight, and while she has spent many an evening as a successful thief in this city, this particular establishment is one that she would like to continue doing business with, and sometimes, though not often, greed must take a backseat to pragmatism.&lt;br /&gt;
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Though surprise is plain on Rori's features when she steps out of the door and finds that Lorik is still there.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;How adorable,&amp;quot; she observes, pulling fingers through her hair in an effort to return it to its usual tousled state, a far cry from the elegant coiffure that she had fashioned it into some hour or so prior. &amp;quot;An hour's worth of shenanigans and you already can't picture a life without me. I'm touched, really, I am, but there's better ways to show your appreciation. Something cool and potently alcoholic, perhaps.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She flashes a grin in Lorik's direction; an open expression bright enough to put the sun to shame, and as sharp as a knife. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Don't think Herbert's your actual name though. Unless you're looking for an alias, in which case, you'll never find a more unassuming moniker outside of 'Bob'. Should have tried to fix yourself up a little before you decided to mosey on through the gates, mate, the place looks as colorful as ever, but it's not exactly peaceful. And rubbing elbows with a golem carrying a bloody zombie probably didn't help your case, either.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Herbert?&amp;quot; There is a glower from the shadow elf as he looks towards his 'savior'. &amp;quot;Do I even look like a Herbert? That isn't even a elven name, miss...&amp;quot; A long pause. &amp;quot;...I...am afraid I don't even know your name.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;But...&amp;quot; There is a slight sigh. &amp;quot;...I suppose I have to say thank you for getting us into the city without trouble. I didn't know it was going to be so difficult up here.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a pause. The man might even have said more if that kid hadn't run up right then. &amp;quot;&amp;quot;Monster Elf?&amp;quot; Lorik mutters as the child runs right off down the street. &amp;quot;What in the world could cause...&amp;quot; A sigh again. &amp;quot;...I didn't think how I looked would be such a probl--&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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But then his eyes slide further up towards the guardhouse and...the...elf bound there. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...oh dear.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;Oh. Dear. I...um...think you could see it in your heart to help again? I...that happens to be my companion I was supposed to be meetinng.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A longer pause. &amp;quot;And /then/ maybe something cool and alcoholic. I think we might need it.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;And I had nothing to do with the zombie and the golem! I've never seen anything like that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Trouble. Since time immorium the night has heralded only hardship for those who would stand before the dawn. He could have predicted a situation as surely as he declared that the sun would rise but nevertheless Kaelthilas had given his word that he would shepherd these poor souls to safety out of respect for the glimmer of hope they provided against the night. For a single period of meditation he removed his eyes from the lot of him and just look at the situation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I possess little sway with the authority of the city,&amp;quot; the high-elf admitted from afar, &amp;quot;Prattle with your kind seems a predicable response for the doughy minds and age-spotted forms of /these/ guards.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;If you can prove sufficient distraction I can see that she slips her bindings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, the wretch - Rori -- has returned from its errand, &amp;quot;Perhaps I should maintain a vigil as cover at the rear,&amp;quot; he amends his earlier thoughts. &lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Lorik rolls perception: (1)+10: 11 (EPIC FAIL) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Kaelthilas rolls perception: (20)+9: 29 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls perception: (15)+9: 24&lt;br /&gt;
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GM POSE&lt;br /&gt;
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More people show up to peer inside, but they've still left a path to the guardhouse door. Smoke roils around behind one window, where an older Khazad with a beard tucked into his belt and a City Guard's Lieutenant's uniform showing his rank. At either side, two men with pikes, humans it seems, both looking on nervously as a crowd gathers and gathers. Seems there's just the one entrance in to this shack-like building, one entrance, one window, and little hope for a certain elf who got caught trying trade slugs for a bit of gin.&lt;br /&gt;
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Or was it something else?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The disparate trio will hear mumbles among the dozen or so gathered outside, then a crackling, deep Dwarven laughter, words slipping free from the guard shack that are hard to hear, especially for Lorik, because right at that moment a bug flies into his ear with a skull-rattling buzz.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For Kaelthinlas and Rori however, a few words sound out clear as day: 'Cousin..'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'gettin' 25 gold'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'...likely to hang'er, what with them...'&lt;br /&gt;
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''Do I even look like a Herbert?''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rori lifts a hand, wiggles it from side to side, and follows it up with a slight lifting of her shoulders; an emphatic, non-verbal substitute for 'sort of.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anyway, you can keep your thank you and buy me something pretty, instead. Unless you want to pocket an IOU from me.&amp;quot; Lashes lower, those emerald-gold depths glittering in a way reminiscent of a large, predatory feline's in the dark. &amp;quot;Though not going to lie, mate-- &amp;quot; Famous last words. &amp;quot;-- I've had others take the latter option and they aren't so happy with what happens afterwards. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''I didn't know it was going to be so difficult up here.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The young woman slides her hands in her pockets, rocking back on her bootheels. &amp;quot;Well, it could just be a spot of bad luck. The city's notorious for being colorblind, if you know what I mean, but some days, it doesn't take. You're going to have to watch yourself from now on, I think.&amp;quot; There is a blink, her head tilting faintly at the sight of the child running off after mentioning a Monster Elf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She follows the train of Lorik's line of sight, towards the guardhouse. &amp;quot;''Tarien's hairy balls'', you work fast for someone who just got here,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;You just got away from guards and now you want to waltz into a building full of them?&amp;quot; There is a pause, but only a brief one. &amp;quot;''Challenge accepted''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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They are joined by another that she has never seen before, and there's a slight tilt of her head towards the taller elf, virid stare sliding up and down over Kaelthilas' impeccable appearance. &amp;quot;Found a girlfriend taller than you, did you?&amp;quot; she wonders of Lorik, her tone light and casual. &amp;quot;Good for you. She looks ''so fancy''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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There's a slight wave of her hand. &amp;quot;Anyway, I wouldn't be saying that out loud, before anyone gets convinced that I actually have a heart.&amp;quot; With that, and in spite of her earlier words about the guardhouse, she takes several steps forward in that direction.&lt;br /&gt;
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Whoever their friend is, her situation already sounds dire the moment she comes within hearing distance. There's a slight cant of her head at the size of the crowd, before a pale hand lifts to tap a finger lightly on one of the rubbernecker's shoulders.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Cheers, mate,&amp;quot; she greets. &amp;quot;What's all this, then? Did I miss another Free Beer day or something?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Kaelthilas's sylvan senses can clearly make out the coarse voices within. So too can he hear the conversation that occurs around him and the jives about his appearance cause delicate nostrils to flare as his gaze sweeps downward upon their conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Heh,&amp;quot; he permits them that a sound that is simultaneously recognition of their words but complete derision for the barbs upon them, &amp;quot;And yet, I am not the one the Khazad seek to stick with their plot.&amp;quot; He exhales slowly, &amp;quot;Alas, I am too washed for them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As one of the dark elves begins forward he hangs back a moment and would then proceed with the other.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Somehow I think that oweing you might be more dangerous than the guards.&amp;quot; The shadow elf replies with a slight smile towards her. A slightly amused look crosses his face as he smirks slightly. &amp;quot;But we'll see how this goes.&amp;quot; The shadow elf adds with a sigh. &amp;quot;...and...wait no! She's not my girlfriend, she's my cousin...&amp;quot; Its /then/ he realises that she is not talking about the elf in the cage. &lt;br /&gt;
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He looks over towards Kael, blinking almost owlishly. &amp;quot;I...oh hello.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;Ah miss I don't know if he is actually a she...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A shake of his head. &amp;quot;You know what not important, what is important is saving my cousin which...&amp;quot; And Rori strolls right off. &amp;quot;...seems to be an an accepted challenge.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He shakes his head as he starts forwards as well, looking over towards the tall elf that seems to have appeared out of the crowd. &amp;quot;I don't suppose I can get you to help as well? She hasn't done anything /wrong/ per sae.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Well I don't think she has.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;I hope she hasn't.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Its hard to say with Shivi sometimes! &lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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The man that Rori tapes on the shoulder is a skinny fellow with dirty blond hair and the scent of machine oil about him, caked under his fingernails, one of the boys who works on the internal workings of some of those skyships. Even if magic's involved, someone's gotta grease the steering system. Startled, he jumps a bit, staring at the green-eyed Ms. Applebottom with a bit of a flustered start.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Honestly wish it were. Some of these folk act like they ain't ever seen a Mul before. I saw one just the other week, I did! Robbin' graves or somesuch, way he was sneaking around the embalmer's shop. This one? I guess maybe the fuss is that that this is a bonafide assassin or somesuch, one o' them Mul that've been hittin the Goldstone Bros. caravans. I heard she can cast ghastly curses on all who hears her, sapping their brains of all strength. What wasn't a few minutes earlier they drug her in, and she was goin' on and on about the slugs she was usin' to eat people's brains. Though..&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It seems for the first time in his life, Wurt Wheirsweir, airship mechanic, is introspective. &amp;quot;Don't seem much of a way to rob a caravan, yeah? Throwin' slugs at people? Then maybe it was just them cursed words. Or them shiny swords she has. All I know is that with Grunn there bein' Elbin Goldstone's cousin, this one ain't likely to make no trial. Once the Goldstone brothers get here? She's gonna have a bad time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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For the two that hang back, there are little more than a few cursory glances, but most of them at Kael, who's fine cheekbone structure and haughty demeanor draw eyes up, instead of down to a man they would likely gawk at all the same as poor, locked away Shiv.&lt;br /&gt;
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Interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The woman isn't all that unaccustomed to tall tales; she is guilty of telling more than her share, herself. But mention of menaced caravans and using slugs with which to eat people's brains eases that lighthearted expression into something a touch more skeptical. While she is ''clearly'' not counting out the fact that the 'Mul' inside is dangerous - she isn't in the habit of dismissing any possibility without credible information - she is in agreement with the airship mechanic's reflections on the matter.&lt;br /&gt;
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After a few moments of careful deliberation, she flashes Wurt a smile. &amp;quot;Well, I was still hoping for that Free Beer,&amp;quot; she tells him lightly, a brief glance cast to his fingernails. &amp;quot;But thanks for the story, regardless. Sounds very interesting. The poor miss, hope they make it quick at least.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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With a tip of her fingers from her temple in a jaunty salute, she pivots around and makes her way back to where Lorik and Kael are, clapping her hand on the dark elf's shoulder. &amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;Sorry to tell you this, mate, but I think your cousin's screwed unless you find a way to get her out of there. A tricky business, isn't it? It's a small building, no alternative exits. And it isn't like you can shout out the name of your country before charging inside with swords, guns or spells blazing, that's not exactly the good first impression you should be shooting for, is it? New city, and all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Deft fingers dip into her pocket, to produce a small smoke bomb. A look of ''absolute shock'' wreathes her features. &amp;quot;Oh, goodness, gracious me, how did ''this'' get in here? I better get rid of it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rori tosses it over her shoulder...right into the window. Smoke starts pouring out of it almost immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;OH MY!&amp;quot; she gasps, her hand pressing dramatically against her chest, said loudly enough for the surrounding crowd to hear. &amp;quot;IS THAT SMOKE? HELP! HELP! THE GUARDHOUSE IS ON FIRE!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls bluff: (3)+9: 12 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls bluff: (20)+8: 28 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Kaelthilas rolls bluff: (17)+0: 17&lt;br /&gt;
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Kaelthilas merits attention. The dawn elf's chin tilts upward faintly but otherwise seems to ignore the unwashed masses.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the sight of smoke though he moves like a serpent. A luminous being who seems intent to move through the crowd with present strength enough to provoke a crowd's instinct enough but a graceful flow that seems loathe to actually risk touching them as he moves past.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fire,&amp;quot; the High-Elf declares loudly gold-blue eyes laying upon the crowd in commandment, &amp;quot;Fetch water,&amp;quot; as if another in the crowd to support their endeavors. As things get confusing though he moves towards the back with a confident stride. Surely the lordly elf is going to provide aid at the rear?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Except as he finds the corner of the guardhouse though he would seem to want to dissolve despite his finery. As if his lordly presence commanded smoke and shadow to obscure him despite his shiny hair. Certainly his ally is a prisoner but what cur could fault a High-Elf from saving a wretch from a burning building; if discovered that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Kaelthilas rolls stealth: (10)+7: 17 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Giving you +2 because of the smoke.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+2: (19)+2: 21 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+2: (9)+2: 11 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+4: (5)+4: 9 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Wait what?&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment as he stares at the strange figure spinning tales. &amp;quot;We do not use slugs to eat peoples brains, I mean that is just silly. How would that even happen.&amp;quot; The shadow elf asks as he frowns slowly as he advances. The man with the shield and armor would say more, but once more things move fast. Faster than he really can react too. &lt;br /&gt;
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Because suddenly there is calls for fire, and smoke bombs being thrown. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His eyes go wide then as he, keeping his cloak up, moves slightly forward. &amp;quot;OH DEAR! A FIRE! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS! PLEASE SOMEONE MUST HELP!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He sounds just...so...very...earnest. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He could make someone sick. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Really. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yes fetch some water!&amp;quot; He adds as he moves in to help...get...a cousin of his /out/ of there. Because. Oh god why is this happening he thought we could just talk about this sort of thing up here! &lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few stark stares at Rori when her hand goes to her chest, and if not for the literal smoke rising from the corner of the building where he smokebomb came to land, the shared looks between the men and women gathered might have turned to sheer befuddlement. Surely, it was only the delay in the smoke bomb's activation. Wurt, feeling somewhat personally invested with what Ms. Applebottom being so nice and conversational and all, pushes someone out of the way to run down the street.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'll fetch more guardsman!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, Kaelthilas gives convincing enough shouts, his haughty tone commanding some authority among those present, sending another half dozen scrambling for water buckets. But really, it's Lorik's voice that shines out, clear and earnest, with a tone that is almost musical in nature. Some even stare in his direction, eyeing the cloaked man with wide eyes before they too peel off. Others begin to dash away, fearing the fire itself.&lt;br /&gt;
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As Kael thinks to perhaps make his way through the door, it opens, and though Grunn Bronzebeard and one of the guardsman are two engrossed in a game of cards to notice him, the man at the door does, his eyes wide, and that pike suddenly set in that direction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chaos ensues as people rush through the streets and a horse and carriage speed by, and then Grunn waddle-walks his way forward, the heavyset dwarf clearly having enjoyed his retirement years, and calls into the back.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What's this then? Fire?! Amory, out here with the piss bucket, quick! Gotta put this out!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so Amory valiantly takes up a day's worth of rented beer and rushes outside, stepping almost shoulder to shoulder with Kael he throws it at what he THINKS is the burning side of the guard station.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The backsplatter lands all over poor Kael's boots. Surely, there is no justice in this world.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finally, Grunn looks to Kael, spitting on one of his other boots. &amp;quot;And who ye be there, ye floofy fool? I ain't ordered me no harlots tonight. You start this here fire, Miss?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Inside, through the window and the now open door that's at the backs of all three of the city guardsman, Shivani slinks her bindings under her behind and up past her legs with incredibly flexibility. Then, seeing a familiar cloak on a familiar figure, she waves enthusiastically with both hands, violet eyes lighting up as smoke wafts by the open door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pandemonium erupts at the call of fire, and while she maintains that perfect expression of ''absolute shock and horror'', Rori can't help but be inwardly pleased with herself. There was no hope of diplomacy here anyway, or so her estimation dictates - the Goldstone Brothers were infamous in the city and if they wanted someone held until they could come along and dispense their own brand of justice, they will. If nothing else, the only way they were getting Lorik's cousin out of the building was a bribe, and while she's already assisting out of the goodness of her mostly-absent Selese heart, she was definitely ''not'' about to fork over that kind of money just to save someone else's cousin from the rope. &lt;br /&gt;
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But now that the distraction has been executed - and not just a distraction, but one that enables to put her companions' skills to good use - the red-haired charlatan is perfectly content to lean back and watch, to witness how the game plays out... &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
...only for the poncy one to fail in his bid to sneak inside the smoke-flooded confines of the guardhouse. &lt;br /&gt;
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She rolls her head back, thumping it lightly against the wall behind her. &lt;br /&gt;
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''And who ye be there, ye floofy fool?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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The young woman pushes herself off the wall, and taking a deep breath, just ''marches'' towards Grunn Bronzebeard, and ''slaps'' his forearm, ''outrage'' stitched on her pale mien. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Harlot?&amp;quot; she repeats. &amp;quot;''Harlot''?? I'll have you know that you're standing in the presence of ''Sylvinia the Sinuous'', the most exotic dancer ever to grace the lord's city! If there was a ''queen'' among harlots, this would be she! The ethereal figure eights she produces with her hips are only matched by the nonexistence of her bosom! And not only is she a graceful, genteel presence on the world's stage, she is also blessed with a courageous heart - at least courageous enough to ''assist'' in this fiery crisis! Harlot. ''Harlot''! You ought to be ''ashamed'', good sir-- !&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And Kael talks. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;And she speaks, of which the very first thing she inquires about is the health of your fellow guardsman and the state of your ale! Don't worry yourself, Madame Sinuous, the man is ''clearly'' undeserving of your philanthropy. ''Harlot''. ''Really''??&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And as she continues on, hopefully Lorik recognizes an opportunity when he sees it.&lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;holy shit, lol&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay roll bluff again, +2 circumstance bonus because Kael is exactly as you described him and also poncy. So +roll bluff+2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori crying &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls bluff + 2: (10)+9+2: 21&lt;br /&gt;
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Lorik just stares as Shivani and the enthuastic waving. &amp;quot;...I can't decide which is worse. Her or Vass.&amp;quot; Murmurs the Shadow Elf as he raises one hand to rub at his temple. Of course though that is when the poor elf hears the call of 'I'll fetch more guardsmen'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh no need to...&amp;quot; And he's gone. &amp;quot;...well. That isn't ideal...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Franticly though, he waves a hand, trying to do it a subtly as he can to indicate that Shiv should make her way out the window....before...he tries to figure a way out of this mess. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What no a fine upstanding figure like her.&amp;quot; He says about miss Applebottom. &amp;quot;She would never do a thing like that! In all the time I've known her she wouldn't.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...which...is...technicly true. Since he's only known her for what? Not even a day now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...but then...Rori is talking again. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And...making...some...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Sylvinia the...Sinuous?&amp;quot; He just stares for a moment, then...noting how all the guards are distracted he just siiighs and slips right by them. As they stare at the 'lady' with the beer on 'her' boots. &lt;br /&gt;
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Around the distracted guards, looking for a key to get Shvi out of there. &amp;quot;How did you...you know what.&amp;quot; He murmurs. &amp;quot;Tell me later. Lets get you out of here now!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before they realise that Kael isn't a dancer, or Kael flings Rori out a window. &lt;br /&gt;
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Immortal rage. Soft-hued complexion grows flush giving his cheeks a soft rosy hue as if the faeries of the Llyranesi had fluttered down from the heavens and gently kissed his cheeks with blush.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enough,&amp;quot; Kaelthilas snarls through clenched teeth and curses Rori a gaze so completely withering that the rays of the morning sun may bring a sense of foreboding to her great grandchildren - if anyone would deign to mate with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I do not have to stand here as these brutes levy insults,&amp;quot; he lilts in his overly affectionate voice and then he commands, &amp;quot;Discipline them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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Grunn and his lackeys stare up in awe as Rori browbeats them into a scenario they didn't sign up for. Grunn, at first, looks unimpressed, but Amory whispers in his ear 'yes, that is.. her.. they.. I don't know, but Silvinia certainly is Sinuous I saw'em on stage at.. look don't judge me I'd had so much ale and...'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Grunn waves him off, trying to look apologetic, as the last of the smoke, and what seemed to be a very small fire, seems to be going out. It should draw his gaze, but the story Rori and Kael weave together a plot so thick that comes with haughty words of discipline, send their eyes into a different kind of alarm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Now now, Mrss.. Mr.. Sinuous, no need for any o' that. I couldn't recognize you with all the smoke and whatnot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Amory asides. &amp;quot;Actually sir they perform in smoke.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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This earns Amory a leaping smack to the back of the head by the dwarf, which knocks off Amory's helmet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The other guard just stares in awe, first at The Sinuous One, and then.. at Rori. &amp;quot;AND SHE'S HER PARTNER, THE RUMPTIOUS RED ROBIN!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, they bought this story a little too hard. He clamors for something, anything to try and get an autograph, and Grunn rubs a hand down his face as if he wishes he could tear it off.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Ithiliel will hear horses pounding the pavement as closes in, and just a few yards behind her, a trio of city guard, including a Captain. Meanwhile, inside, Lorik will find the keyring on the table, find opening it all easily enough, and find the bound hands of Shivani, releasing those easily enough. He moves like the wind, like a shadow, like a cavecat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oz myze guhd! This thing they stuck in my mouth it tastes of old sock!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Shivani looks at it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;IT IS OLD SOCK! Whut coul-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Tugged along, back out the front, all three guards turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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But not towards the sound, towards the hail of Captain Gerren Fullbright, a tall and fit human who commands every ounce of his considerable years. While these three seemed all too easy to befuddle and trick, this is no one to be trifled with. Fortunately, those who know that to most are Grunn, Avory, and Emery, the guardsman who stop fauning over Sinful Sinuous the Sinlacious and stare in a different direction.&lt;br /&gt;
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This had started so very simply. All Ithiliel was doing was looking for lodgings for herself and her friends. It wasn't going to be the easiest task, she knew, and the muls were going to take some explaining, but Shivani slipped away at some point and now there's all this... this-ness. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There was a crowd gathering around whatever was happening. Smoke usually DOES gather a good sized crowd, it's true, and so does...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...is that Kaelthilas? &lt;br /&gt;
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Eluna help them. And she would. Through Ithiliel. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What in the world -- &amp;quot; Peering out from around the crowd, the elf-priestess whistles sharply and waves to the others, urging them to come and join her. Whatever's going on where they are, it looks like it's going to be a Bad Time soon. &lt;br /&gt;
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As Kael attempts to dry her up where she stands with his stare, Rori moves on as if she doesn' notice. There is, however, a lifting of her brows to her hairline at the directive given by the imposing elf:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Discipline them.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Right when Amory (mistakenly) identifies her as Sylvinia's partner, the Red Robin. For a moment, there is a pause - the passing of seconds is brief. But the smile returns to her face and she gives the other guardsman a bow so graceful, it was downright professional. &amp;quot;I'm so ''flattered'',&amp;quot; the young woman says, so clearly pleased that she even ''blushes'' at Amory's attention, pink blossoming over her features. &amp;quot;I am often so overshadowed by the illustrious Sylvinia  here that I'm delighted to meet ''any'' fan who recognizes me at all.&amp;quot; Plucking up the paper presented to her. &amp;quot;And who may I direct this dedication?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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There's an angled glance to the elf by her side. &amp;quot;''Unfortunately'', Madame Sinuous, I seem to have forgotten my whip, or I'd be giving these gentlemen a show they wouldn't believe.&amp;quot; She flashes him ''and'' Grunn a surreptitious wink. &amp;quot;Hopefully these autographs will suffice.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then a commanding voice hails the guards, who so happen to turn and stare at the arrival of a superior officer. Meanwhile, the red-haired trickster lifts her fingers to wiggle them casually at Kael before taking a few steps back into the smoke-filled doorway, squinting through the cover. With Shiv freed, she takes a few steps in and closes her fingers behind Lorik's collar. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We ''have to move'',&amp;quot; she hisses at the dark elf's ear. &amp;quot;And I ''swear'' if I get caught here, I will ''ruin your life'' to such an extent that this is going to look like a laughable ''fiasco'' by comparison.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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To Shivani, she flashes a sweet, affable smile. &amp;quot;Darling, sweetheart, ''precious''. Be a dear and start coughing as if you intend to dislodge your very lungs out of your mouth, if you will.&amp;quot; And she, too, proceeds to do just that, throwing her arm over Lorik and attempting to escort them out - the very picture of a pair of good samaritans rescuing someone trapped inside the building.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The smoke is all but spent by now, there'll be no hiding from the guards once they emerge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thankfully, she has a plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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...or so people would hope, anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Rori rolls knowledge: (16)+knowledge: 16&lt;br /&gt;
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Kaelthilas's attention shifts to the approaching hooves as evidenced by the faintest cant of his head. The dawn elf's dreadful mix of genuine annoyance and necessary masque seems to subside as his lithe comportment flows to one of rigid bearing. When the guards seem distracted he ventures a glance down his nose upon Rori and gives a slight inclination of his head, a subtle nod, towards the direction Ithiliel emerges from.&lt;br /&gt;
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Without verbal direction to the other he simply walks away. The hem of his armored vestments flowing at the smooth strides of his ale-soaked boots as if neither subtle nor hurried.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His path would lead him towards Ithiliel and her awareness of his social psychology would make plain the relief which might otherwise be hidden behind an aloof countenance. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Shhhh!&amp;quot; Lorik calls as he reaches up to pull Shivani's cloak up over her head. &amp;quot;You can tell me how it was a sock later! We need to get out of here now before they feel like hanging us both!&amp;quot; He calls out as he starts to pull her out, behind the guards, away from the horseman. &lt;br /&gt;
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He glances back though, towards where the rest are with some concern crossing his face. &lt;br /&gt;
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Which is when he sees Ithiliel. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh Eluna bless.&amp;quot; The elf mutters as he turns to go even as his collar gets snatched. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We're going!&amp;quot; He hisses back as he starts to follow along. Soon enough though the coughing starts, as he starts to pull the pair to /safty/. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...dubious safty. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I'd do what she says, Shivani.&amp;quot; He mutters. &amp;quot;She's been fairly spot on so far.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;I still have no idea what her actually name is.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But regardless he's helping to 'save' the poor smoke covered 'victims'. Raising a hand to wave to Ithiliel for help. &lt;br /&gt;
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...help at this point being very...subjective.&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM Pose -&lt;br /&gt;
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The guard who wanted Rori's autograph snaps to attention before the Captain, who stares down at all three as if waiting for some explanation. Ire fumes in his gaze and as the hobbling, hacking trio make their way towards the crowd's edge, clearly from somewhere in the dispersing haze of Rori's smokebomb-turned-faux-fire, that gaze turns to follow them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You there.&amp;quot; Fullbright calls from atop his horse, and one of the guards at his side lowers a pike to block their way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And you there, Messenger of Eluna.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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In this, Fullbright indicates Ithiliel &amp;quot;Tell me, what has happened here. What fire leaves no mark.&amp;quot; Lieutenant Grunn raises a hand to speak, but the snapping voice of Fullbright cuts through his attempt. &amp;quot;You will hold your tongue, for to many weeks have I heard of your cousins' influence running roughshod over this ward. If this is yet another game of the Goldstone Brothers, I will have your hide first, and their hide next.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He seems to pay no mind to the Goldstone's lucrative merchant operation, or how much influence they may have, and Grunn's face goes pale, along with Amory and Emery, who both look certain they are about to be fired. At last, that steely blue gaze of the Ward Captain turns back to the heroes at hand, seemingly oblivious to their state of unease: He wants answers, and satisfactory ones at that.&lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay! Welcome to the skill challenge portion. I'd like you to roll Diplomacy, Bluff, or Intimidate.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;If you think you should get any beneficial modifiers, page me!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls diplomacy+2: (16)+7+2: 25 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel micdrops. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik snickers! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls bluff: (1)+8: 9 (EPIC FAIL) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;HAHAHAHA&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik DIES &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;I'll roll diplomacy and i have the charmer talent&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Roll twice&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls diplomacy: (19)+11: 30 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls diplomacy: (7)+11: 18 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;holy shit&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Fullbright marries Rori immediately.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;NO&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;LOL&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;I don't care how hot he is!!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Duly noted for when you face a phantasmal killer. It will just be a bridal gown chasing you through a church aisle.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel l m a o &lt;br /&gt;
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Have her friends, her boon companions, those who had her back throughout the crawl from darkness into light, been causing trouble in this place?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...probably. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Good Captain,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &amp;quot;These are my friends. I would say that they are, yes, my saviors. I have arrived on this scene only now, but I can tell you that I have shepherded my friends in the ways of Eluna: in goodness and compassion. I have seen into their hearts and know their worth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is more or less when Lorik and Shivani's hoods drop. Ithiliel... rolls with it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She steps toward them, settling a hand on their shoulders. &amp;quot;These two,&amp;quot; she says, her voice gaining strength, &amp;quot;rescued me from the darkest pits. When no other hand would guard me, they did. They were lights in the darkness, and upon my honor, they are as virtuous as any other in this city -- and more so than most. For what has happened here, I can say little; for what is in their hearts, I will vouch with my life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She puts her head to one side, clearly considering. Even frowning a little. &amp;quot;In our escape,&amp;quot; she muses, &amp;quot;there was a time when we used flameless smoke against our foes. I cannot imagine that they would use it intentionally, but perhaps a vial of it broke in all this confusion? That makes the most logical sense.&amp;quot; She says it with an entirely straight face. Evidently she believes it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That, or the clerics of Eluna occasionally channel the tendency of their goddess to be a trickster.&lt;br /&gt;
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The priestess of Eluna speaks true, nevermind that she bends her knees to a different deity altogether. But when Lorik's and Shiv's hoods drop, exposing their natures for all to see, it takes everything in the red-haired actress not to roll her head back and sigh. Still, some part of her can't help but be amused; her life has been ridiculous from nearly the moment she was born, it's to the point when she would be disappointed if anything like this ''doesn't'' happen at least once in her daily routine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That and it seems the other elf seems diplomatic enough, imploring to the guard captain's sense of honor. As the man turns to regard the priestess, she takes this opportunity to examine the next piece of the board: virid eyes flecked with gold take in the man's bearing, listens to the words he says - he makes it plain that he ''knows'' about the Brothers' activities there and he seems to be having none of it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's another slight glance over her shoulder at the guardhouse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I just happened to be passing by, my lord captain,&amp;quot; Rori remarks when those steely eyes fall upon her for her explanation. &amp;quot;When I heard someone clamor fire. As a ''responsible'' citizen of Alexandria, I wasn't about to turn the blind eye.&amp;quot; Lashes lower partially over that emerald stare. &amp;quot;It just so happens, however, that while I was about to lend my assistance, I overheard a very interesting conversation between your guardsmen. Something about twenty-five gold pieces exchanging hands from his cousin...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Grunn. &amp;quot;And a woman to be hanged.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She lifts her hands, palms up, shoulders doing the same in the barest of shrugs. &amp;quot;I'm no advocate, certainly you'll find my credentials to represent anyone in front of any representatives of the law to be rather lacking. ''However'', I do know that people aren't typically held in a station such as this for very long - either they're transported to the dungeons to answer for greater crimes once established, or released. If you don't mind me saying so, my lord captain, I don't think your presence was expected. In fact, I believe it to be more of  hindrance with what was about to occur.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With that, her hands fall, sliding in her pocket and meeting the man's eyes, smiling faintly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;So I think the greater crime here is that one of your guardsmen's cousins paid twenty-five gold pieces for the right to murder a person to whom a priestess of Eluna was indebted. And if the lady is correct in that it is not an actual fire, but the mere appearance of one, then I don't think there is even a charge of arson here to weigh against. It is simply an accident in which the resulting chaos managed to uncover a greater wrongdoing than initially thought.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Lorik keeps dragging, he keeps moving. Then he glances right up as Shivani's hood rolls back to reveal the dark elf that was in the cage. And the Inquisitor looks up towards Ithiliel as she starts to speak in her defense. In the defense of them both. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He helps! He joins in. He starts to explain the horrors they saved her from. The trails they went though. His own heartfelt desire to serve Eluna and his new goddess. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unfortunely he says it all in Undercommon so no one at all understands him. But trust me. It is totally and amazingly eloquent. Such a good speech. But no one can understand them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Look he's had a long day ok. This is what happens when he has a long day. He's gets languages confused. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He has no idea why everyone is looking at him like that! He's pouring his heart out here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So really its likely better that he leaves most of the talking to the other two. &lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay, one more step to this, I'll GM pose, and you'll all get a round before I close us. I need you all to each make perception checks, and all of you each to make either an athletics or acrobatics check.&amp;quot;  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls perception: (6)+9: 15 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls acrobatics: (20)+7: 27 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori IS BATMAN &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls perception: (5)+5: 10 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls acrobatics: (7)+-2: 5 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel says, &amp;quot;I'M A ROCK&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik says, &amp;quot;AM I GOING TO BE BATMANN'D TO THE ROOF?!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls perception: (16)+10: 26 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls athletics: (4)+3: 7 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik says, &amp;quot;Eyes of the Hawk. Feet of the Turtle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM Pose -&lt;br /&gt;
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There is a moment of surprise etched in lifted brows when the undercommon of one man and the revealed hood of another draws Gerren Fullbright's attention, a moment that hangs on the edge of a knife that is directed, it seems, right at Lorik in his mistep, but the words of a Priestess of Eluna strike out at him. Though he does not look to her in that impassioned plea, painting a tale that a man of his years could accept as possibility, he does listen as she brings an elegance to these creatures of the Dark Below. The easing of his jaw, so fraught with tension. The way his eyes soften, just a little. He does not have the hate in his heart many do, for he knows of other Mul in this city, and their half-breeds. And if they cannot look for a better life in this grand place, where else might they go?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That alone might have secured their leave, but Rori's tale draws his full attention. She can see it in his face as certain unknown quantities click into place. See rage firing behind his eyes and hear his horse snort, as if channeling some pent up fury of its master. The men at his side turn their full attention to the three Guardmen before them, Grunn, Amory, Emory, and do not regard them in that moment as allies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;So shared blood and twenty five gold is the price of Grunn the Granite Tide. A man they said once held the southern gate of Elsbrad against foul creatures no one could even comprehend. Likely, it seems, because it was all... a lie. Take th-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shivani raises a hand, as if to put in her two cents, and a rock slams into the side of her head, blood as red as anyone's spraying over Rori and Lorik as she goes limp in their combined grasp. Before the chaos begins in full, Lorik and Rori will see the culprits - four Khazad with golden beards. The crowd that had been watching look around in confusion as cries go out to take down the Mul spy, and stones and fruit and other projectiles rain down, several hitting Ithiliel and Lorik, but Rori is able to escape most of their wrath. In the sudden chaos, Grunn turns to run, ducking through the crowd to leave poor Amory and Avory to the mercy of Fullbright's men, and it would be easy enough for that man to give chase, if not for the sudden rush of two full carts drawn by two horses each that nearly plow the entire crowd over, send careening down the street by some unknown force, though Lorik and Rori can at least imagine who the culprits are, given who threw the rocks&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thirty or more townsfolk struggle with the press of the now stopped carts, and other minor squabbles break out as those rabble rousers hired to cause this distraction continue pelting everyone with refuse.&lt;br /&gt;
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At the very least, it provides the very same amount of cover for escape for our heroes.&lt;br /&gt;
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She had not, generally speaking, expected rocks. &lt;br /&gt;
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Ithiliel gasps when the small group is pelted with rocks and refuse, but she doesn't flinch from it. If anything, she reaches back to pull out a shield to protect Shivani and Lorik. Angry she may be, but her face is simply stern, tight-jawed, and determined. &lt;br /&gt;
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She will need to wait until they've moved away to clean those wounds and heal her friends, and as the crowd begins to roil, she guides them as best as she can away from the melee and the suddenly tumbling carts. Gritting her teeth, she never stops shielding the pair, but she does break her silence when they reach a quieter place. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I am sorry,&amp;quot; she sighs. &amp;quot;I thought I was bringing you to civilization. The library was more peaceful.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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That spark of rage is one that is familiar to her, and it is all Rori can do to hide a smile when her attempts take root in the indomitable Captain Fullbright.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But before she can say anything else, chaos explodes again and there is blood, crimson drops splattering on her sleeve where Shivani remains well within reach. She cranes her head; like an eagle, she homes in on the source of the disturbance immediately and her brows lift upwards in mild consternation and as it ripples outward like a pebble thrown in a still pond, that is when they come out.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ah, yes. Thrown vegetables, the bane of any true performer. She remembers all too well her fledgling attempts to entertain - not within the definition assigned by  her childhood in Selentia, but the one ascribed by bards and other thespians who eke out a living on the road, to delight and cull emotion from the masses with drama, song and dance. There have been plenty of tomatoes in her childhood, which did nothing but stir her frightful Selese temper, but that was then and this is ''now''. She knows how this goes. This has happened to her before, it is like a right of passage for any actress.&lt;br /&gt;
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She takes a nimble step, and positions herself right by Fullbright's horse - if nothing else, perhaps most of the crowd will know the kind of wrath that would descend upon it if they decide to pelt the no-nonsense man with rocks and fruit. This is how she manages to avoid the rain - by using the guard and his position of authority as a shield.&lt;br /&gt;
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But it doesn't end and the burgeoning riot only gets worse. Still, it's an opportunity when she sees one. Reaching out, she attempts to snag Ithiliel by the elbow, leaving Shivani to her cousin's protection, and steer her towards the other side of the disturbance. She has other ideas though, when she pulls out a shield, and she is too harried to press it.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Time to go!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And leave, she does. Quickly. With all due haste.&lt;br /&gt;
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It takes Lorik a few moments to realize just what language he's speaking...and /then/ he stops. Snaps his mouth shut and has the good grace to look embarassed. Though as the Captain's eyes soften there is a hope in him that things will end more peacefully than he thought. There is a slight smile even. One that starts to fade as Rori starts speaking. &lt;br /&gt;
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Wait. What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They...could have done that? It was all some kind of elaborate /bribe/. His eyes widen then harden as he turns that gaze towards the dwarf and the other guards...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Which is when the rocks start to happen. As soon as the first one slams into Shivani the shield is pulled from his back as he huddles under it, feeling impacts of projectiles into its steel surface. He doesn't pull a weapon, but the shield is wielded in their defense as he starts to retreat away from the roiling crowd. &lt;br /&gt;
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And if he can see that dwarves as they dash? There is a flicker of his fingers before they is outlined in bright purple fire. Because that should help the /actual/ guards catch up to them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don't piss off a shadow elf. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But there is a flicker of a smirk from Lorik as Ithil starts to apologize. &amp;quot;Bribery, deception, and possible murder. Reminds me of home really. No need to apologize. It's almost a relief to find some kind of constants between such different cities. I guess people are about the same everywhere you go.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still he watches their back, making sure none of them fall behind as he pulls out of the mess of the melee. With mounting quickness as well as the mess just seems to get work. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I agree!&amp;quot; He calls towards Rori as he follows her escape, pulling Shivani along as he goes. &lt;br /&gt;
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- GM SUMMARY -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The heroes have succeeded in extracting their captured friend from false imprisonment! Your combined skillchecks defeated the challenge DCs. Other options for the rescue might have involved intimidating Grunn into letting her go directly, simply bribing him with double the amount he was going to accept from another party, or turning his own guards against him with diplomacy of bluff checks. A combination of distraction tactics and improvised acting not only won the day, but left a lasting mark on the folks of this ward. The final hurdle saw a combination of earnest advocacy aimed at the honor of a man who has it in abundance, turning Gerren to their side, and with suspicion already raised, the truth of what was overheard put a final nail in Grunn's coffin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The Goldstone Brothers seem to blame the Mul for their recent troubles on the road, as do other Khazad traders.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* A Mul was recently spotted sneaking around the Embalmer's office, a tidbit Rori will have from her conversation with Wurt.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Grunn the Granite Tide is wanted for charges of Corruption and Assault.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The Goldstone Brothers deny any knowledge of this incident and insist their cousin has been trading on their good name for years. There's a reason he's not part of the family business, right? Still, Rori and Lorik did see the dwarves who started this ruckus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Gerren Fullbright suffered minor injuries in the squabble but credits a woman reported as the The Rumptious Red Robin as revealing the corruption of three city Guard, including Amory and Emory Farthing, brothers who have been charged and are cooperating. Another man, a dwarf outlined in magical flame is apprehended and questioned, and on his person are several bags of three gold pieces each, leftover payments to those he had hired to start the fray. He admits no connection to anyone, just a hatred for the Mul, and pleas guilty to charges of assault and starting a riot.&lt;br /&gt;
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* Rumors of THE SINUOUS SIN having visiting the city again circulate and lift the spirits of the wards she is most famous in. Fliers go up there, all sketched with a picture of Kaelthilas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Lorik has a set of city guard keys, certainly not likely to ever come in handy or equally implicate him horribly.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|Guardhouse Rock]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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==2014 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Sinkhole Part 2a]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kidda]],[[Thanix]],[[Kroth]],[[Yngvild]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 5, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Commitee]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kiroth]], [[Meihui]], [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 6, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[MEETUP: Snowball Fight!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Godwyn]], [[Ionus]], [[Kidda]], [[Meihui]], &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[[Silmeria]], [[Jibbom]], [[Lorien]], [[Benthus]], [[Arixillo]],&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; [[Vroole]], [[Abrahil]], [[Munch]], [[Mikilos]], [[Zalara]], [[Stirling]], [[Talazia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 9, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Decoy (part 2)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jessamy]], [[Jahnavi]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 11,2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Snow Play]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mikilos]], [[Rhar]], [[Autumn]], [[Aldean]], [[Amithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 12, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Pickety Pickety]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Nuanna]], [[Jal]], [[Amithil]], [[Vroole]], [[Thanix]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Milk Run]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Ambush]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Schneider]], [[Lothos]], [[Aldean]], [[Kiroth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Trade Route]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jahnavi]], [[Alba]], [[Amithil]], [[Jal]], [[Aevarr]], [[Tiasa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Poetic Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiasa]], [[Alba]], [[Raethon]], [[Stirling]], [[Bahken]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 16, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Pookems and Snookems]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Belladona]], [[Kroth]], [[Amithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 20, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Supplies!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aurala]], [[Benthus]], [[Oates]], [[Rhar]], [[Tatyannah]], and [[Zalara]]. Run by [[Ssylrath]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Series of Sad Bars]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Talazia]], [[Svarshan]], [[Aldean]], [[Godwyn]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bandit Trouble]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Azariah]], [[Brianna]], [[Kroth]], [[Vroole]], [[Yngvild]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Finding Rachel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Eligar]], [[Aevarr]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Think of the Children!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jessamy]], [[Raethon]], [[Takiyah]], [[Tiasa]], and [[Vroole]], run by [[Ssylrath]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Dying Paladin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Sophia]], [[Munch]], [[Lothos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: It's Always Bugs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Benthus]], [[Corra]], and [[Kravar]], run by [[Ssylrath]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 29, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Rescue the Orphans 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Corra]], [[Godwyn]], [[Aldean]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Unwanted Residents]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Yrqeem]], [[Uraug]], [[Tiasa]],[[Kroth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==2015 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| January 2, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Breeding Grounds]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Silmeria]], [[Kroth]], [[Thanix]], [[Taro]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 4, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Guardians at the Gate]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Laefwyn]], [[Alakton]], [[Renfrey]], [[Pips]], [[Taro]], [[Rhar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 6, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Scouts or just Wolves]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Alba]],[[Dain]],[[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Do you wanna chomp a snowman?]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aevarr]],[[Kroth]],[[Smythly]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Barney the Bear]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kroth]], [[Terewin]], [[Blackjack]], [[Arkun]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Breeding Grounds 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Silmeria]], [[Pips]], [[Charis]], [[Taro]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Pubbing]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Vroole]], [[Oliver]], [[Cesran]], [[Mikilos]], [[Stjepan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 9, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP:The_Cairn]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Terewin]], [[Faiza]], [[Blackjack]], [[Pips]], [[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Missing Husband]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bahken]], [[Flicker]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Theater Front]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Flicker]], [[Basil]], [[Mikilos]], [[Benthus]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP:_Goblins%3F_Bandits%3F_Stolen_babies!|PrP: Goblins and Stolen Babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Silmeria, Dain, Charis, Barsool-um&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 12, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Market Crash]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiasa]], [[Te'Andra]], [[Solace]], [[Selia]], [[Ivy]], [[Cesran]], [[Basil]], [[Flicker]], [[Audax]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 16, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Haunted Playhouse]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Belladona]], [[Yngvild]], [[Flicker]], [[Faiza]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP:Walk in the Woods]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Silmeria]], [[Kroth]], [[Dain]], [[Morasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Doge Day Afternoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Faiza]], [[Terewin]], [[Rayne]], [[Bahken]], [[Tiasa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Danger Close]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Zalara]], [[Rhar]], [[Lothos]], [[Margaret]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Lost Tower]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Zalara]], [[Rhar]], [[Renfrey]], [[Valadhiel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 20, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: A Beautiful Mine]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kroth]], [[Silmeria]], [[Yngvild]], [[Jahnavi]], [[Morasha]], [[Daromu]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 21, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Angoron Party!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Yngvild]], [[Jibbom]], [[Morasha]], [[Munch]], [[Kroth]], [[Bahken]],&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; [[Hrist]], [[Nicolai]], [[Boshter]], [[Halani]], [[Stjepan]], [[Rayne]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: An Apprentice Problem]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kiroth]], [[Lothos]], [[Rhar]], [[Margaret]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 25, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Hunter and Prey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lily]], [[Latenat]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Suddenly Bad Day]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elessa]], [[Tatyannah]], [[Lily]], [[Benthus]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mountain Rest]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mikilos]], [[Jahnavi]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Recruitment Efforts]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elessa]], [[Kerbasy]], [[Aldean]], [[Silmeria]], [[Cesran]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 30, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: The Diary]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Charis]], [[Aevarr]], [[Stjepan]], [[Yngvild]], [[Gareth]], [[Oliver]], [[Faiza]], [[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 30, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Portal Trouble]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bahken]], [[Duncan]], [[Lothos]], [[Lyrana]], and [[Zarr]]. Run by [[Ssylrath]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Yippee Ki Yay]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kroth]], [[Bennet]], [[Mara]], [[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Clearing the Cache]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Renfrey]], [[Kiroth]], [[Margaret]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PRP: Monkey Business]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Lothos]], [[Godwyn]], [[Corra]], [[Abrahil]], [[Rhar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==2016 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 1, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Sticky Situation]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Raethon]], [[Chach]], [[MAC-B1G]], [[Sigrid]], [[Eirene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 2, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Murderous Cannibal]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Sigrid]], [[Kailin]], [[Malkael]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 5, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Docks Talk]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Kailin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Borders II: Raiders of the Lost Cart]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Kailin]], [[Kaj]], [[Krom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: The Lost Boy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Garak]], [[Munch]], [[Verna]], [[Tiasa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Village of Glenspiel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Kailin]], [[Sigrid]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Woods Wizards]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mikilos]], [[Fayde]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 12, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Snipe hunt]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Uneth]], [[Iadoth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Before the Society]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Verna]], [[Solace]], [[Kailin]], [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 14, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Bandit Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Veloria]], [[Sigrid]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Mining Job]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Sasha]], [[Drok'thar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Courtroom Blues: Prelude]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Stirling]], [[Veloria]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 23, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Bardic Concert]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Stirling]], [[Aldean]], [[Jibbom]], [[Silmeria]], [[Arisha]], [[Stjepan]], [[Abrahil]], [[Serene]], [[Svarshan]], [[Verna]], [[Miruan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Cult Leader]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiasa]], [[Garak]], [[Verna]], [[Alba]], and [[Nadara ]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 28, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Buried Demons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Vasya]], [[Sully]], [[Thanix]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 29, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Demons in the Manor]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Halena]], [[Vasya]], [[Kailin]], [[Ezriya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Blades of Hell]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Kalkorth]], [[Vasya]], [[Veloria]], [[Kevan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 2, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Ladle Help, Please]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Arisha]], [[Veloria]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 29, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Fancy Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Vati]] [[Kailin]], [[Myrana]], [[Abrahil]], [[Jacob]], [[Charlotte]], [[Jibbom]], [[Rhar]], [[Mikilos]], [[Cesran]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2017 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 2, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Winter Raids]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik]], [[Blauensturm]], [[Astaren]], [[Zenia]], [[Malorn]], [[Josselyn]], [[Albain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Troll Hunt]]&lt;br /&gt;
|DM: [[Elisabeth du Leoncorte|Elisabeth]], Players: [[Nasrin]], [[Sadia]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Ilmig]], [[Khera]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 3, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scene: Penance Before Althea]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Raethon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|MEETUP: [[Hayatiento Aerie Opening]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Lots&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 4, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scene: To Petition Eluna]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 5, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Redeye Flight]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scene: Bound to the Moon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Astaren]], [[Aya]], [[Dubtle]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 6, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik Intros Elian to the City's Malaise]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A New Year Blitz]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ollithial]], [[Sparrow]], [[Azarval]], [[Krom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 9, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elian Intros Pendaril to Selerik]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 9, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Crimson Justice!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Astaren]], [[Aznara]], [[Cesran]], [[Mikilos]], [[Miriai]], [[Myrana]], [[Sandy]], [[Selerik]], [[Silmeria]], [[Tarragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[About the Door Trials]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aya]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 12, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Big Dreams and a Little Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Astaren]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tracks to the Junkyard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Selerik]], [[Azog]], [[Aya]], [[Pelka]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 16, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Interview: Mistress of Weasels]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Astaren]], [[Roselle]], [[Aya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mysterious Box Recovered]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Aya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 19, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Checking Out the Wreck]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 23, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lodestones, Trails, and Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Selerik]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Horse Sense]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Soren]], [[Aya]], [[Masamya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 25, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Huldith]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Munch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Drunken Blindfolded Target Practice]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Mayahuel]], [[Bjoric]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Fault in the Plan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aya]], [[Bjoric]], [[Elisabeth du Leoncorte|Elisabeth]], [[Selerik]], [[Stjepan]], [[Fazhad]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Conspiracy Discovered]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Fazahd]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|PrP: [[Lady Jaquetta]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Aya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==2018 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 10]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Oasis 9: Jewel in the Desert]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Beagleplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Besra]], [[Granit]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Temple Bread]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kerbasi]], [[Serraphine]], [[Azog]], [[Baz]], [[Arynel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mictlan Celebration]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Kisaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 11]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 15, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Crypts and Things]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Beagleplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Baz Has a Cow]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Baz]], [[Duncan]], [[Sylvi]], [[Aerilaya]], [[Kaelyn]], [[Ga'Elian]], [[An Oruch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Aerilaya]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Crypt Analysis]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Heinrich]], [[Gregor]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 19, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Garak]], [[Raethon]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Atleti]], [[Corra]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 20, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Caravan Woes]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Kisaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Golden Cookie Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 21, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 12]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Aerilaya]], [[Athrian]], [[Kore]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[What Dreams Ae Made Of Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aya]], [[Alba]], [[Astaren]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Sasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Inmost Sea-capades]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Team Building]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Selia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tribal Strife, Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 28, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 13]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 29, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Aerilaya]], [[Kore]], [[Besra]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Legwork: What Dreams Ae Made Of Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===February===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 2, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Charn Embassy Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Golden Cookie Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 4, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Svarshan]], er... [[Kerbasi]], [[Durrankar]], [[Astaren]], [[Stirling]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Kravar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 7, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Legwork: What Dreams Ae Made Of Part 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Alba]], [[Astaren]]. [[Kisaiya]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Sasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 9, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Raethon]], [[Garak]], [[Leisel]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Mangus]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 10, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Society Call of Action!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 11, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Mystery of the Missing Donkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Deryn]], [[Gregor]], [[Aech]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 14]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 12, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details Part 5 - finale!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Kore]], [[Granit]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 15, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Singular Part 8]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 16, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[SUDDEN BADNESS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 18, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade pt 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kerbasi]], [[Durrankar]], [[Stirling]], [[Kravar]], [[Un'eth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 20, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Heth of a Time]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Chay]], [[Sarcis]], [[Sora]], [[Lucy]], [[Deryn]], [[Arynel]], [[Kore]], [[Deak]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cinnamon Rolls Have Eyes]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Assault on Moon Keep]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Sandy, Svarshan, Cesran&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 22, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Balancing Act]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 23, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Charn Embassy Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 24, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Smithson]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 25, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Smithson Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What Part 15]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 27, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Got My Vodka, Got My Gun]]&lt;br /&gt;
|DM: [[Kore]] Players: [[Henrie]], [[Felicia]], [[Urso]], [[Aithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===March===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 2, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 3, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tribal Strife Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 4, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Smithson Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 6, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A New Face]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tawyse]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga’Elian]], [[Gregor]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Of Dryads and Weapons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Walery]], [[Talia]], [[Craft]], [[Lockwood]], [[Morgan]], [[Tawyse]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 8, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Felwood Follies]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Etan]], [[Felicia]], [[Tawyse]], &amp;amp; [[Taleth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 9, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Gliding and Hang-outs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]] &amp;amp; [[Tawyse]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 10, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Society Call of Action! Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 11, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What Part 16]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 13, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Of Ygdrassil and Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]] and [[Tawyse]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Barwick's Undead Extravaganza]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kore]], [[Dubtle]], [[Talia]], [[Felicia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting in Noble District]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mittens]], [[Aithil]], [[Morgan]], [[Shagara]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Kids]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scorscha]], [[Talethl]], [[Morgan]], [[Mohai]], [[Deak]], [[Kore]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 16, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bring Out Your Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
||March 17, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Society Call of Action Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tribal Stride Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 18, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What Part 17]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 20, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Clean It Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 21, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[SWAMP STRAVENGANZA!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 22, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiny Problem]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 24, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Was it a good Urn or a bad Urn?]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 25, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kerbasi]], [[Durrankar]], [[Stirling]], [[Kravar]], [[Astaren]], [[Thyrson]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 27, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Ballad of Lyranessa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Besra]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Morgan]], [[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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===April===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|April 3, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demon Tracks]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Urso]], [[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|April 5, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Herbs and Hunters]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kaydin]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|April 8, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ambassador Kaydin]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Fazahd]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Kaydin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|April 9, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[You Shall Not Pass]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|April 10, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Dragon Plans]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kerbasi]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Astaren]], [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|April 10, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Guardhouse Rock]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Kaelthilas]], [[Shivani]] (GM)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|Recent Logs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Rori</name></author>
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		<title>Guardhouse Rock</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Rori: Created page with &amp;quot;'''Title:''' ''Guardhouse Rock &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'' '''Starring:''' Ithiliel, Lorik, Rori, Shivani, Kaelthilas &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; '''Summary:''' ''Takes place directly after [http://w...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''Guardhouse Rock &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Shivani]], [[Kaelthilas]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Takes place directly after [http://www.tenebraemush.net/index.php/You_Shall_Not_Pass You Shall Not Pass]. Lorik finds out that his cousin, Shivani, is being held in a guardhouse in Alexandria and something more nefarious than anticipated is afoot. His group, and his red-headed Good Samaritan (?) spring her from the not-so-big house.''&lt;br /&gt;
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It isn't all that long after brave LORIK enters the city with the assistance (ire?) of RORI that the two will get some faint hints of where Lorik's traveling companion, Shivani went. It begins with a few children running, one bumping into Rori's leg and nearly tumbling to the ground. He can't be more than seven or eight years old. &amp;quot;Sorry miss! Off to see the Monster Elf from the Dark Bel-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The kid stops when he shifts his gaze to Lorik, and then bolts, running for his very life it seems. There, not a few blocks in from the warehouse district, is a small city guard station, the kind where you get sent when retirement is looming and everything should be fairly quiet. A few curious folks peek into the place here and there, intent on getting a look at the creature that rumor has quickly turned into a local event.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are only a few people outside, and the guard station door is closed, but a peek through the window will reveal a familiar figure in the back, in the single cell, bound by her hands at her back and gagged - something they can hardly be blamed for given how Shiv goes on and on - but at least she looks to be in fair condition.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For now.&lt;br /&gt;
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The dark elf rechristened unceremoniously as 'Herbert', footman and servant to the ravishingly beautiful, red-haired Lady Veronica Applebottom, would find himself being dragged about in the most circuitous route he can possibly imagine...only to be returned at the scene of the crime where his shameless savior slips into an alley and doffs off her expensive silk dress, and promptly disappears in the back door of Trina's Tailoring. When she re-emerges from her quick errand, the dress is nowhere in sight, and while she has spent many an evening as a successful thief in this city, this particular establishment is one that she would like to continue doing business with, and sometimes, though not often, greed must take a backseat to pragmatism.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though surprise is plain on Rori's features when she steps out of the door and finds that Lorik is still there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;How adorable,&amp;quot; she observes, pulling fingers through her hair in an effort to return it to its usual tousled state, a far cry from the elegant coiffure that she had fashioned it into some hour or so prior. &amp;quot;An hour's worth of shenanigans and you already can't picture a life without me. I'm touched, really, I am, but there's better ways to show your appreciation. Something cool and potently alcoholic, perhaps.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She flashes a grin in Lorik's direction; an open expression bright enough to put the sun to shame, and as sharp as a knife. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Don't think Herbert's your actual name though. Unless you're looking for an alias, in which case, you'll never find a more unassuming moniker outside of 'Bob'. Should have tried to fix yourself up a little before you decided to mosey on through the gates, mate, the place looks as colorful as ever, but it's not exactly peaceful. And rubbing elbows with a golem carrying a bloody zombie probably didn't help your case, either.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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---&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Herbert?&amp;quot; There is a glower from the shadow elf as he looks towards his 'savior'. &amp;quot;Do I even look like a Herbert? That isn't even a elven name, miss...&amp;quot; A long pause. &amp;quot;...I...am afraid I don't even know your name.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;But...&amp;quot; There is a slight sigh. &amp;quot;...I suppose I have to say thank you for getting us into the city without trouble. I didn't know it was going to be so difficult up here.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There is a pause. The man might even have said more if that kid hadn't run up right then. &amp;quot;&amp;quot;Monster Elf?&amp;quot; Lorik mutters as the child runs right off down the street. &amp;quot;What in the world could cause...&amp;quot; A sigh again. &amp;quot;...I didn't think how I looked would be such a probl--&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But then his eyes slide further up towards the guardhouse and...the...elf bound there. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;...oh dear.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;Oh. Dear. I...um...think you could see it in your heart to help again? I...that happens to be my companion I was supposed to be meetinng.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A longer pause. &amp;quot;And /then/ maybe something cool and alcoholic. I think we might need it.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;And I had nothing to do with the zombie and the golem! I've never seen anything like that.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Trouble. Since time immorium the night has heralded only hardship for those who would stand before the dawn. He could have predicted a situation as surely as he declared that the sun would rise but nevertheless Kaelthilas had given his word that he would shepherd these poor souls to safety out of respect for the glimmer of hope they provided against the night. For a single period of meditation he removed his eyes from the lot of him and just look at the situation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I possess little sway with the authority of the city,&amp;quot; the high-elf admitted from afar, &amp;quot;Prattle with your kind seems a predicable response for the doughy minds and age-spotted forms of /these/ guards.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;If you can prove sufficient distraction I can see that she slips her bindings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, the wretch - Rori -- has returned from its errand, &amp;quot;Perhaps I should maintain a vigil as cover at the rear,&amp;quot; he amends his earlier thoughts. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls perception: (1)+10: 11 (EPIC FAIL) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Kaelthilas rolls perception: (20)+9: 29 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls perception: (15)+9: 24&lt;br /&gt;
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GM POSE&lt;br /&gt;
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More people show up to peer inside, but they've still left a path to the guardhouse door. Smoke roils around behind one window, where an older Khazad with a beard tucked into his belt and a City Guard's Lieutenant's uniform showing his rank. At either side, two men with pikes, humans it seems, both looking on nervously as a crowd gathers and gathers. Seems there's just the one entrance in to this shack-like building, one entrance, one window, and little hope for a certain elf who got caught trying trade slugs for a bit of gin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Or was it something else?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The disparate trio will hear mumbles among the dozen or so gathered outside, then a crackling, deep Dwarven laughter, words slipping free from the guard shack that are hard to hear, especially for Lorik, because right at that moment a bug flies into his ear with a skull-rattling buzz.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For Kaelthinlas and Rori however, a few words sound out clear as day: 'Cousin..'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'gettin' 25 gold'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'...likely to hang'er, what with them...'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Do I even look like a Herbert?''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rori lifts a hand, wiggles it from side to side, and follows it up with a slight lifting of her shoulders; an emphatic, non-verbal substitute for 'sort of.'&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Anyway, you can keep your thank you and buy me something pretty, instead. Unless you want to pocket an IOU from me.&amp;quot; Lashes lower, those emerald-gold depths glittering in a way reminiscent of a large, predatory feline's in the dark. &amp;quot;Though not going to lie, mate-- &amp;quot; Famous last words. &amp;quot;-- I've had others take the latter option and they aren't so happy with what happens afterwards. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''I didn't know it was going to be so difficult up here.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The young woman slides her hands in her pockets, rocking back on her bootheels. &amp;quot;Well, it could just be a spot of bad luck. The city's notorious for being colorblind, if you know what I mean, but some days, it doesn't take. You're going to have to watch yourself from now on, I think.&amp;quot; There is a blink, her head tilting faintly at the sight of the child running off after mentioning a Monster Elf.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Huh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She follows the train of Lorik's line of sight, towards the guardhouse. &amp;quot;''Tarien's hairy balls'', you work fast for someone who just got here,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;You just got away from guards and now you want to waltz into a building full of them?&amp;quot; There is a pause, but only a brief one. &amp;quot;''Challenge accepted''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They are joined by another that she has never seen before, and there's a slight tilt of her head towards the taller elf, virid stare sliding up and down over Kaelthilas' impeccable appearance. &amp;quot;Found a girlfriend taller than you, did you?&amp;quot; she wonders of Lorik, her tone light and casual. &amp;quot;Good for you. She looks ''so fancy''.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's a slight wave of her hand. &amp;quot;Anyway, I wouldn't be saying that out loud, before anyone gets convinced that I actually have a heart.&amp;quot; With that, and in spite of her earlier words about the guardhouse, she takes several steps forward in that direction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whoever their friend is, her situation already sounds dire the moment she comes within hearing distance. There's a slight cant of her head at the size of the crowd, before a pale hand lifts to tap a finger lightly on one of the rubbernecker's shoulders.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Cheers, mate,&amp;quot; she greets. &amp;quot;What's all this, then? Did I miss another Free Beer day or something?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Kaelthilas's sylvan senses can clearly make out the coarse voices within. So too can he hear the conversation that occurs around him and the jives about his appearance cause delicate nostrils to flare as his gaze sweeps downward upon their conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Heh,&amp;quot; he permits them that a sound that is simultaneously recognition of their words but complete derision for the barbs upon them, &amp;quot;And yet, I am not the one the Khazad seek to stick with their plot.&amp;quot; He exhales slowly, &amp;quot;Alas, I am too washed for them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As one of the dark elves begins forward he hangs back a moment and would then proceed with the other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Somehow I think that oweing you might be more dangerous than the guards.&amp;quot; The shadow elf replies with a slight smile towards her. A slightly amused look crosses his face as he smirks slightly. &amp;quot;But we'll see how this goes.&amp;quot; The shadow elf adds with a sigh. &amp;quot;...and...wait no! She's not my girlfriend, she's my cousin...&amp;quot; Its /then/ he realises that she is not talking about the elf in the cage. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He looks over towards Kael, blinking almost owlishly. &amp;quot;I...oh hello.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;Ah miss I don't know if he is actually a she...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A shake of his head. &amp;quot;You know what not important, what is important is saving my cousin which...&amp;quot; And Rori strolls right off. &amp;quot;...seems to be an an accepted challenge.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He shakes his head as he starts forwards as well, looking over towards the tall elf that seems to have appeared out of the crowd. &amp;quot;I don't suppose I can get you to help as well? She hasn't done anything /wrong/ per sae.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Well I don't think she has.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;I hope she hasn't.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Its hard to say with Shivi sometimes! &lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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The man that Rori tapes on the shoulder is a skinny fellow with dirty blond hair and the scent of machine oil about him, caked under his fingernails, one of the boys who works on the internal workings of some of those skyships. Even if magic's involved, someone's gotta grease the steering system. Startled, he jumps a bit, staring at the green-eyed Ms. Applebottom with a bit of a flustered start.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Honestly wish it were. Some of these folk act like they ain't ever seen a Mul before. I saw one just the other week, I did! Robbin' graves or somesuch, way he was sneaking around the embalmer's shop. This one? I guess maybe the fuss is that that this is a bonafide assassin or somesuch, one o' them Mul that've been hittin the Goldstone Bros. caravans. I heard she can cast ghastly curses on all who hears her, sapping their brains of all strength. What wasn't a few minutes earlier they drug her in, and she was goin' on and on about the slugs she was usin' to eat people's brains. Though..&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It seems for the first time in his life, Wurt Wheirsweir, airship mechanic, is introspective. &amp;quot;Don't seem much of a way to rob a caravan, yeah? Throwin' slugs at people? Then maybe it was just them cursed words. Or them shiny swords she has. All I know is that with Grunn there bein' Elbin Goldstone's cousin, this one ain't likely to make no trial. Once the Goldstone brothers get here? She's gonna have a bad time.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For the two that hang back, there are little more than a few cursory glances, but most of them at Kael, who's fine cheekbone structure and haughty demeanor draw eyes up, instead of down to a man they would likely gawk at all the same as poor, locked away Shiv.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The woman isn't all that unaccustomed to tall tales; she is guilty of telling more than her share, herself. But mention of menaced caravans and using slugs with which to eat people's brains eases that lighthearted expression into something a touch more skeptical. While she is ''clearly'' not counting out the fact that the 'Mul' inside is dangerous - she isn't in the habit of dismissing any possibility without credible information - she is in agreement with the airship mechanic's reflections on the matter.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After a few moments of careful deliberation, she flashes Wurt a smile. &amp;quot;Well, I was still hoping for that Free Beer,&amp;quot; she tells him lightly, a brief glance cast to his fingernails. &amp;quot;But thanks for the story, regardless. Sounds very interesting. The poor miss, hope they make it quick at least.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With a tip of her fingers from her temple in a jaunty salute, she pivots around and makes her way back to where Lorik and Kael are, clapping her hand on the dark elf's shoulder. &amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; she says. &amp;quot;Sorry to tell you this, mate, but I think your cousin's screwed unless you find a way to get her out of there. A tricky business, isn't it? It's a small building, no alternative exits. And it isn't like you can shout out the name of your country before charging inside with swords, guns or spells blazing, that's not exactly the good first impression you should be shooting for, is it? New city, and all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Deft fingers dip into her pocket, to produce a small smoke bomb. A look of ''absolute shock'' wreathes her features. &amp;quot;Oh, goodness, gracious me, how did ''this'' get in here? I better get rid of it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rori tosses it over her shoulder...right into the window. Smoke starts pouring out of it almost immediately.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;OH MY!&amp;quot; she gasps, her hand pressing dramatically against her chest, said loudly enough for the surrounding crowd to hear. &amp;quot;IS THAT SMOKE? HELP! HELP! THE GUARDHOUSE IS ON FIRE!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls bluff: (3)+9: 12 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls bluff: (20)+8: 28 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Kaelthilas rolls bluff: (17)+0: 17&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
Kaelthilas merits attention. The dawn elf's chin tilts upward faintly but otherwise seems to ignore the unwashed masses.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the sight of smoke though he moves like a serpent. A luminous being who seems intent to move through the crowd with present strength enough to provoke a crowd's instinct enough but a graceful flow that seems loathe to actually risk touching them as he moves past.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Fire,&amp;quot; the High-Elf declares loudly gold-blue eyes laying upon the crowd in commandment, &amp;quot;Fetch water,&amp;quot; as if another in the crowd to support their endeavors. As things get confusing though he moves towards the back with a confident stride. Surely the lordly elf is going to provide aid at the rear?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Except as he finds the corner of the guardhouse though he would seem to want to dissolve despite his finery. As if his lordly presence commanded smoke and shadow to obscure him despite his shiny hair. Certainly his ally is a prisoner but what cur could fault a High-Elf from saving a wretch from a burning building; if discovered that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Kaelthilas rolls stealth: (10)+7: 17 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Giving you +2 because of the smoke.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+2: (19)+2: 21 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+2: (9)+2: 11 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Shivani rolls 1d20+4: (5)+4: 9 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Wait what?&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment as he stares at the strange figure spinning tales. &amp;quot;We do not use slugs to eat peoples brains, I mean that is just silly. How would that even happen.&amp;quot; The shadow elf asks as he frowns slowly as he advances. The man with the shield and armor would say more, but once more things move fast. Faster than he really can react too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Because suddenly there is calls for fire, and smoke bombs being thrown. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His eyes go wide then as he, keeping his cloak up, moves slightly forward. &amp;quot;OH DEAR! A FIRE! WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS! PLEASE SOMEONE MUST HELP!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He sounds just...so...very...earnest. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He could make someone sick. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Really. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Yes fetch some water!&amp;quot; He adds as he moves in to help...get...a cousin of his /out/ of there. Because. Oh god why is this happening he thought we could just talk about this sort of thing up here! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There are a few stark stares at Rori when her hand goes to her chest, and if not for the literal smoke rising from the corner of the building where he smokebomb came to land, the shared looks between the men and women gathered might have turned to sheer befuddlement. Surely, it was only the delay in the smoke bomb's activation. Wurt, feeling somewhat personally invested with what Ms. Applebottom being so nice and conversational and all, pushes someone out of the way to run down the street.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I'll fetch more guardsman!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Meanwhile, Kaelthilas gives convincing enough shouts, his haughty tone commanding some authority among those present, sending another half dozen scrambling for water buckets. But really, it's Lorik's voice that shines out, clear and earnest, with a tone that is almost musical in nature. Some even stare in his direction, eyeing the cloaked man with wide eyes before they too peel off. Others begin to dash away, fearing the fire itself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As Kael thinks to perhaps make his way through the door, it opens, and though Grunn Bronzebeard and one of the guardsman are two engrossed in a game of cards to notice him, the man at the door does, his eyes wide, and that pike suddenly set in that direction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chaos ensues as people rush through the streets and a horse and carriage speed by, and then Grunn waddle-walks his way forward, the heavyset dwarf clearly having enjoyed his retirement years, and calls into the back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What's this then? Fire?! Amory, out here with the piss bucket, quick! Gotta put this out!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so Amory valiantly takes up a day's worth of rented beer and rushes outside, stepping almost shoulder to shoulder with Kael he throws it at what he THINKS is the burning side of the guard station.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The backsplatter lands all over poor Kael's boots. Surely, there is no justice in this world.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Finally, Grunn looks to Kael, spitting on one of his other boots. &amp;quot;And who ye be there, ye floofy fool? I ain't ordered me no harlots tonight. You start this here fire, Miss?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Inside, through the window and the now open door that's at the backs of all three of the city guardsman, Shivani slinks her bindings under her behind and up past her legs with incredibly flexibility. Then, seeing a familiar cloak on a familiar figure, she waves enthusiastically with both hands, violet eyes lighting up as smoke wafts by the open door.&lt;br /&gt;
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Pandemonium erupts at the call of fire, and while she maintains that perfect expression of ''absolute shock and horror'', Rori can't help but be inwardly pleased with herself. There was no hope of diplomacy here anyway, or so her estimation dictates - the Goldstone Brothers were infamous in the city and if they wanted someone held until they could come along and dispense their own brand of justice, they will. If nothing else, the only way they were getting Lorik's cousin out of the building was a bribe, and while she's already assisting out of the goodness of her mostly-absent Selese heart, she was definitely ''not'' about to fork over that kind of money just to save someone else's cousin from the rope. &lt;br /&gt;
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But now that the distraction has been executed - and not just a distraction, but one that enables to put her companions' skills to good use - the red-haired charlatan is perfectly content to lean back and watch, to witness how the game plays out... &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
...only for the poncy one to fail in his bid to sneak inside the smoke-flooded confines of the guardhouse. &lt;br /&gt;
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She rolls her head back, thumping it lightly against the wall behind her. &lt;br /&gt;
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''And who ye be there, ye floofy fool?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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The young woman pushes herself off the wall, and taking a deep breath, just ''marches'' towards Grunn Bronzebeard, and ''slaps'' his forearm, ''outrage'' stitched on her pale mien. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Harlot?&amp;quot; she repeats. &amp;quot;''Harlot''?? I'll have you know that you're standing in the presence of ''Sylvinia the Sinuous'', the most exotic dancer ever to grace the lord's city! If there was a ''queen'' among harlots, this would be she! The ethereal figure eights she produces with her hips are only matched by the nonexistence of her bosom! And not only is she a graceful, genteel presence on the world's stage, she is also blessed with a courageous heart - at least courageous enough to ''assist'' in this fiery crisis! Harlot. ''Harlot''! You ought to be ''ashamed'', good sir-- !&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
And Kael talks. &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;And she speaks, of which the very first thing she inquires about is the health of your fellow guardsman and the state of your ale! Don't worry yourself, Madame Sinuous, the man is ''clearly'' undeserving of your philanthropy. ''Harlot''. ''Really''??&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And as she continues on, hopefully Lorik recognizes an opportunity when he sees it.&lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;holy shit, lol&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay roll bluff again, +2 circumstance bonus because Kael is exactly as you described him and also poncy. So +roll bluff+2&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori crying &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls bluff + 2: (10)+9+2: 21&lt;br /&gt;
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Lorik just stares as Shivani and the enthuastic waving. &amp;quot;...I can't decide which is worse. Her or Vass.&amp;quot; Murmurs the Shadow Elf as he raises one hand to rub at his temple. Of course though that is when the poor elf hears the call of 'I'll fetch more guardsmen'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh no need to...&amp;quot; And he's gone. &amp;quot;...well. That isn't ideal...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Franticly though, he waves a hand, trying to do it a subtly as he can to indicate that Shiv should make her way out the window....before...he tries to figure a way out of this mess. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What no a fine upstanding figure like her.&amp;quot; He says about miss Applebottom. &amp;quot;She would never do a thing like that! In all the time I've known her she wouldn't.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...which...is...technicly true. Since he's only known her for what? Not even a day now. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...but then...Rori is talking again. &lt;br /&gt;
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And...making...some...&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Sylvinia the...Sinuous?&amp;quot; He just stares for a moment, then...noting how all the guards are distracted he just siiighs and slips right by them. As they stare at the 'lady' with the beer on 'her' boots. &lt;br /&gt;
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Around the distracted guards, looking for a key to get Shvi out of there. &amp;quot;How did you...you know what.&amp;quot; He murmurs. &amp;quot;Tell me later. Lets get you out of here now!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Before they realise that Kael isn't a dancer, or Kael flings Rori out a window. &lt;br /&gt;
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Immortal rage. Soft-hued complexion grows flush giving his cheeks a soft rosy hue as if the faeries of the Llyranesi had fluttered down from the heavens and gently kissed his cheeks with blush.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enough,&amp;quot; Kaelthilas snarls through clenched teeth and curses Rori a gaze so completely withering that the rays of the morning sun may bring a sense of foreboding to her great grandchildren - if anyone would deign to mate with her.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I do not have to stand here as these brutes levy insults,&amp;quot; he lilts in his overly affectionate voice and then he commands, &amp;quot;Discipline them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM POSE -&lt;br /&gt;
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Grunn and his lackeys stare up in awe as Rori browbeats them into a scenario they didn't sign up for. Grunn, at first, looks unimpressed, but Amory whispers in his ear 'yes, that is.. her.. they.. I don't know, but Silvinia certainly is Sinuous I saw'em on stage at.. look don't judge me I'd had so much ale and...'&lt;br /&gt;
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Grunn waves him off, trying to look apologetic, as the last of the smoke, and what seemed to be a very small fire, seems to be going out. It should draw his gaze, but the story Rori and Kael weave together a plot so thick that comes with haughty words of discipline, send their eyes into a different kind of alarm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Now now, Mrss.. Mr.. Sinuous, no need for any o' that. I couldn't recognize you with all the smoke and whatnot.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Amory asides. &amp;quot;Actually sir they perform in smoke.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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This earns Amory a leaping smack to the back of the head by the dwarf, which knocks off Amory's helmet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The other guard just stares in awe, first at The Sinuous One, and then.. at Rori. &amp;quot;AND SHE'S HER PARTNER, THE RUMPTIOUS RED ROBIN!!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Clearly, they bought this story a little too hard. He clamors for something, anything to try and get an autograph, and Grunn rubs a hand down his face as if he wishes he could tear it off.&lt;br /&gt;
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Meanwhile, Ithiliel will hear horses pounding the pavement as closes in, and just a few yards behind her, a trio of city guard, including a Captain. Meanwhile, inside, Lorik will find the keyring on the table, find opening it all easily enough, and find the bound hands of Shivani, releasing those easily enough. He moves like the wind, like a shadow, like a cavecat.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oz myze guhd! This thing they stuck in my mouth it tastes of old sock!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Shivani looks at it.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;IT IS OLD SOCK! Whut coul-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Tugged along, back out the front, all three guards turn.&lt;br /&gt;
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But not towards the sound, towards the hail of Captain Gerren Fullbright, a tall and fit human who commands every ounce of his considerable years. While these three seemed all too easy to befuddle and trick, this is no one to be trifled with. Fortunately, those who know that to most are Grunn, Avory, and Emery, the guardsman who stop fauning over Sinful Sinuous the Sinlacious and stare in a different direction.&lt;br /&gt;
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This had started so very simply. All Ithiliel was doing was looking for lodgings for herself and her friends. It wasn't going to be the easiest task, she knew, and the muls were going to take some explaining, but Shivani slipped away at some point and now there's all this... this-ness. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There was a crowd gathering around whatever was happening. Smoke usually DOES gather a good sized crowd, it's true, and so does...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...is that Kaelthilas? &lt;br /&gt;
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Eluna help them. And she would. Through Ithiliel. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What in the world -- &amp;quot; Peering out from around the crowd, the elf-priestess whistles sharply and waves to the others, urging them to come and join her. Whatever's going on where they are, it looks like it's going to be a Bad Time soon. &lt;br /&gt;
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As Kael attempts to dry her up where she stands with his stare, Rori moves on as if she doesn' notice. There is, however, a lifting of her brows to her hairline at the directive given by the imposing elf:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Discipline them.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Right when Amory (mistakenly) identifies her as Sylvinia's partner, the Red Robin. For a moment, there is a pause - the passing of seconds is brief. But the smile returns to her face and she gives the other guardsman a bow so graceful, it was downright professional. &amp;quot;I'm so ''flattered'',&amp;quot; the young woman says, so clearly pleased that she even ''blushes'' at Amory's attention, pink blossoming over her features. &amp;quot;I am often so overshadowed by the illustrious Sylvinia  here that I'm delighted to meet ''any'' fan who recognizes me at all.&amp;quot; Plucking up the paper presented to her. &amp;quot;And who may I direct this dedication?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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There's an angled glance to the elf by her side. &amp;quot;''Unfortunately'', Madame Sinuous, I seem to have forgotten my whip, or I'd be giving these gentlemen a show they wouldn't believe.&amp;quot; She flashes him ''and'' Grunn a surreptitious wink. &amp;quot;Hopefully these autographs will suffice.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And then a commanding voice hails the guards, who so happen to turn and stare at the arrival of a superior officer. Meanwhile, the red-haired trickster lifts her fingers to wiggle them casually at Kael before taking a few steps back into the smoke-filled doorway, squinting through the cover. With Shiv freed, she takes a few steps in and closes her fingers behind Lorik's collar. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We ''have to move'',&amp;quot; she hisses at the dark elf's ear. &amp;quot;And I ''swear'' if I get caught here, I will ''ruin your life'' to such an extent that this is going to look like a laughable ''fiasco'' by comparison.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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To Shivani, she flashes a sweet, affable smile. &amp;quot;Darling, sweetheart, ''precious''. Be a dear and start coughing as if you intend to dislodge your very lungs out of your mouth, if you will.&amp;quot; And she, too, proceeds to do just that, throwing her arm over Lorik and attempting to escort them out - the very picture of a pair of good samaritans rescuing someone trapped inside the building.&lt;br /&gt;
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The smoke is all but spent by now, there'll be no hiding from the guards once they emerge.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thankfully, she has a plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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...or so people would hope, anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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GAME: Rori rolls knowledge: (16)+knowledge: 16&lt;br /&gt;
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Kaelthilas's attention shifts to the approaching hooves as evidenced by the faintest cant of his head. The dawn elf's dreadful mix of genuine annoyance and necessary masque seems to subside as his lithe comportment flows to one of rigid bearing. When the guards seem distracted he ventures a glance down his nose upon Rori and gives a slight inclination of his head, a subtle nod, towards the direction Ithiliel emerges from.&lt;br /&gt;
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Without verbal direction to the other he simply walks away. The hem of his armored vestments flowing at the smooth strides of his ale-soaked boots as if neither subtle nor hurried.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
His path would lead him towards Ithiliel and her awareness of his social psychology would make plain the relief which might otherwise be hidden behind an aloof countenance. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Shhhh!&amp;quot; Lorik calls as he reaches up to pull Shivani's cloak up over her head. &amp;quot;You can tell me how it was a sock later! We need to get out of here now before they feel like hanging us both!&amp;quot; He calls out as he starts to pull her out, behind the guards, away from the horseman. &lt;br /&gt;
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He glances back though, towards where the rest are with some concern crossing his face. &lt;br /&gt;
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Which is when he sees Ithiliel. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh Eluna bless.&amp;quot; The elf mutters as he turns to go even as his collar gets snatched. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We're going!&amp;quot; He hisses back as he starts to follow along. Soon enough though the coughing starts, as he starts to pull the pair to /safty/. &lt;br /&gt;
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...dubious safty. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'd do what she says, Shivani.&amp;quot; He mutters. &amp;quot;She's been fairly spot on so far.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;I still have no idea what her actually name is.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But regardless he's helping to 'save' the poor smoke covered 'victims'. Raising a hand to wave to Ithiliel for help. &lt;br /&gt;
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...help at this point being very...subjective.&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM Pose -&lt;br /&gt;
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The guard who wanted Rori's autograph snaps to attention before the Captain, who stares down at all three as if waiting for some explanation. Ire fumes in his gaze and as the hobbling, hacking trio make their way towards the crowd's edge, clearly from somewhere in the dispersing haze of Rori's smokebomb-turned-faux-fire, that gaze turns to follow them.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You there.&amp;quot; Fullbright calls from atop his horse, and one of the guards at his side lowers a pike to block their way.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And you there, Messenger of Eluna.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In this, Fullbright indicates Ithiliel &amp;quot;Tell me, what has happened here. What fire leaves no mark.&amp;quot; Lieutenant Grunn raises a hand to speak, but the snapping voice of Fullbright cuts through his attempt. &amp;quot;You will hold your tongue, for to many weeks have I heard of your cousins' influence running roughshod over this ward. If this is yet another game of the Goldstone Brothers, I will have your hide first, and their hide next.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He seems to pay no mind to the Goldstone's lucrative merchant operation, or how much influence they may have, and Grunn's face goes pale, along with Amory and Emery, who both look certain they are about to be fired. At last, that steely blue gaze of the Ward Captain turns back to the heroes at hand, seemingly oblivious to their state of unease: He wants answers, and satisfactory ones at that.&lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay! Welcome to the skill challenge portion. I'd like you to roll Diplomacy, Bluff, or Intimidate.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;If you think you should get any beneficial modifiers, page me!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls diplomacy+2: (16)+7+2: 25 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel micdrops. &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik snickers! &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls bluff: (1)+8: 9 (EPIC FAIL) &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;HAHAHAHA&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik DIES &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;I'll roll diplomacy and i have the charmer talent&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Roll twice&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls diplomacy: (19)+11: 30 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls diplomacy: (7)+11: 18 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;holy shit&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Fullbright marries Rori immediately.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;NO&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;LOL&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;THAT IS THE LAST THING I WANT&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori says, &amp;quot;I don't care how hot he is!!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Duly noted for when you face a phantasmal killer. It will just be a bridal gown chasing you through a church aisle.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel l m a o &lt;br /&gt;
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Have her friends, her boon companions, those who had her back throughout the crawl from darkness into light, been causing trouble in this place?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...probably. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Good Captain,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &amp;quot;These are my friends. I would say that they are, yes, my saviors. I have arrived on this scene only now, but I can tell you that I have shepherded my friends in the ways of Eluna: in goodness and compassion. I have seen into their hearts and know their worth.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is more or less when Lorik and Shivani's hoods drop. Ithiliel... rolls with it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She steps toward them, settling a hand on their shoulders. &amp;quot;These two,&amp;quot; she says, her voice gaining strength, &amp;quot;rescued me from the darkest pits. When no other hand would guard me, they did. They were lights in the darkness, and upon my honor, they are as virtuous as any other in this city -- and more so than most. For what has happened here, I can say little; for what is in their hearts, I will vouch with my life.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She puts her head to one side, clearly considering. Even frowning a little. &amp;quot;In our escape,&amp;quot; she muses, &amp;quot;there was a time when we used flameless smoke against our foes. I cannot imagine that they would use it intentionally, but perhaps a vial of it broke in all this confusion? That makes the most logical sense.&amp;quot; She says it with an entirely straight face. Evidently she believes it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That, or the clerics of Eluna occasionally channel the tendency of their goddess to be a trickster.&lt;br /&gt;
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The priestess of Eluna speaks true, nevermind that she bends her knees to a different deity altogether. But when Lorik's and Shiv's hoods drop, exposing their natures for all to see, it takes everything in the red-haired actress not to roll her head back and sigh. Still, some part of her can't help but be amused; her life has been ridiculous from nearly the moment she was born, it's to the point when she would be disappointed if anything like this ''doesn't'' happen at leaast once in her daily routine. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That and it seems the other elf seems diplomatic enough, imploring to the guard captain's sense of honor. As the man turns to regard the priestess, she takes this opportunity to examine the next piece of the board: virid eyes flecked with gold take in the man's bearing, listens to the words he says - he makes it plain that he ''knows'' about the Brothers' activities there and he seems to be having none of it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's another slight glance over her shoulder at the guardhouse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I just happened to be passing by, my lord captain,&amp;quot; Rori remarks when those steely eyes fall upon her for her explanation. &amp;quot;When I heard someone clamor fire. As a ''responsible'' citizen of Alexandria, I wasn't about to turn the blind eye.&amp;quot; Lashes lower partially over that emerald stare. &amp;quot;It just so happens, however, that while I was about to lend my assistance, I overheard a very interesting conversation between your guardsmen. Something about twenty-five gold pieces exchanging hands from his cousin...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Grunn. &amp;quot;And a woman to be hanged.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She lifts her hands, palms up, shoulders doing the same in the barest of shrugs. &amp;quot;I'm no advocate, certainly you'll find my credentials to represent anyone in front of any representatives of the law to be rather lacking. ''However'', I do know that people aren't typically held in a station such as this for very long - either they're transported to the dungeons to answer for greater crimes once established, or released. If you don't mind me saying so, my lord captain, I don't think your presence was expected. In fact, I believe it to be more of  hindrance with what was about to occur.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With that, her hands fall, sliding in her pocket and meeting the man's eyes, smiling faintly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;So I think the greater crime here is that one of your guardsmen's cousins paid twenty-five gold pieces for the right to murder a person whom a priestess of Eluna was indebted to. And if the lady is correct in that it is not an actual fire, but the mere appearance of one, then I don't think there is even a charge of arson here to weigh against. It is simply an accident in which the resulting chaos managed to uncover a greater wrongdoing than initially thought.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Lorik keeps dragging, he keeps moving. Then he glances right up as Shivani's hood rolls back to reveal the dark elf that was in the cage. And the Inquisitor looks up towards Ithiliel as she starts to speak in her defense. In the defense of them both. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He helps! He joins in. He starts to explain the horrors they saved her from. The trails they went though. His own heartfelt desire to serve Eluna and his new goddess. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Unfortunely he says it all in Undercommon so no one at all understands him. But trust me. It is totally and amazingly eloquent. Such a good speech. But no one can understand them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Look he's had a long day ok. This is what happens when he has a long day. He's gets languages confused. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He has no idea why everyone is looking at him like that! He's pouring his heart out here!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So really its likely better that he leaves most of the talking to the other two. &lt;br /&gt;
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(OOC) Shivani says, &amp;quot;Okay, one more step to this, I'll GM pose, and you'll all get a round before I close us. I need you all to each make perception checks, and all of you each to make either an athletics or acrobatics check.&amp;quot;  &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls perception: (6)+9: 15 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Rori rolls acrobatics: (20)+7: 27 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Rori IS BATMAN &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls perception: (5)+5: 10 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Ithiliel rolls acrobatics: (7)+-2: 5 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Ithiliel says, &amp;quot;I'M A ROCK&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik says, &amp;quot;AM I GOING TO BE BATMANN'D TO THE ROOF?!&amp;quot; &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls perception: (16)+10: 26 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
GAME: Lorik rolls athletics: (4)+3: 7 &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(OOC) Lorik says, &amp;quot;Eyes of the Hawk. Feet of the Turtle.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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- GM Pose -&lt;br /&gt;
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There is a moment of surprise etched in lifted brows when the undercommon of one man and the revealed hood of another draws Gerren Fullbright's attention, a moment that hangs on the edge of a knife that is directed, it seems, right at Lorik in his mistep, but the words of a Priestess of Eluna strike out at him. Though he does not look to her in that impassioned plea, painting a tale that a man of his years could accept as possibility, he does listen as she brings an elegance to these creatures of the Dark Below. The easing of his jaw, so fraught with tension. The way his eyes soften, just a little. He does not have the hate in his heart many do, for he knows of other Mul in this city, and their half-breeds. And if they cannot look for a better life in this grand place, where else might they go?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That alone might have secured their leave, but Rori's tale draws his full attention. She can see it in his face as certain unknown quantities click into place. See rage firing behind his eyes and hear his horse snort, as if channeling some pent up fury of its master. The men at his side turn their full attention to the three Guardmen before them, Grunn, Amory, Emory, and do not regard them in that moment as allies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;So shared blood and twenty five gold is the price of Grunn the Granite Tide. A man they said once held the southern gate of Elsbrad against foul creatures no one could even comprehend. Likely, it seems, because it was all... a lie. Take th-&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shivani raises a hand, as if to put in her two cents, and a rock slams into the side of her head, blood as red as anyone's spraying over Rori and Lorik as she goes limp in their combined grasp. Before the chaos begins in full, Lorik and Rori will see the culprits - four Khazad with golden beards. The crowd that had been watching look around in confusion as cries go out to take down the Mul spy, and stones and fruit and other projectiles rain down, several hitting Ithiliel and Lorik, but Rori is able to escape most of their wrath. In the sudden chaos, Grunn turns to run, ducking through the crowd to leave poor Amory and Avory to the mercy of Fullbright's men, and it would be easy enough for that man to give chase, if not for the sudden rush of two full carts drawn by two horses each that nearly plow the entire crowd over, send careening down the street by some unknown force, though Lorik and Rori can at least imagine who the culprits are, given who threw the rocks&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thirty or more townsfolk struggle with the press of the now stopped carts, and other minor squabbles break out as those rabble rousers hired to cause this distraction continue pelting everyone with refuse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At the very least, it provides the very same amount of cover for escape for our heroes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She had not, generally speaking, expected rocks. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ithiliel gasps when the small group is pelted with rocks and refuse, but she doesn't flinch from it. If anything, she reaches back to pull out a shield to protect Shivani and Lorik. Angry she may be, but her face is simply stern, tight-jawed, and determined. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She will need to wait until they've moved away to clean those wounds and heal her friends, and as the crowd begins to roil, she guides them as best as she can away from the melee and the suddenly tumbling carts. Gritting her teeth, she never stops shielding the pair, but she does break her silence when they reach a quieter place. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I am sorry,&amp;quot; she sighs. &amp;quot;I thought I was bringing you to civilization. The library was more peaceful.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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That spark of rage is one that is familiar to her, and it is all Rori can do to hide a smile when her attempts take root in the indomitable Captain Fullbright.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But before she can say anything else, chaos explodes again and there is blood, crimson drops splattering on her sleeve where Shivani remains well within reach. She cranes her head; like an eagle, she homes in on the source of the disturbance immediately and her brows lift upwards in mild consternation and as it ripples outward like a pebble thrown in a still pond, that is when they come out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ah, yes. Thrown vegetables, the bane of any true performer. She remembers all too well her fledgling attempts to entertain - not within the definition assigned by  her childhood in Selentia, but the one ascribed by bards and other thespians who eke out a living on the road, to delight and cull emotion from the masses with drama, song and dance. There have been plenty of tomatoes in her childhood, which did nothing but stir her frightful Selese temper, but that was then and this is ''now''. She knows how this goes. This has happened to her before, it is like a right of passage for any actress.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She takes a nimble step, and positions herself right by Fullbright's horse - if nothing else, perhaps most of the crowd will know the kind of wrath that would descend upon it if they decide to pelt the no-nonsense man with rocks and fruit. This is how she manages to avoid the rain - by using the guard and his position of authority as a shield.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But it doesn't end and the burgeoning riot only gets worse. Still, it's an opportunity when she sees one. Reaching out, she attempts to snag Ithiliel by the elbow, leaving Shivani to her cousin's protection, and steer her towards the other side of the disturbance. She has other ideas though, when she pulls out a shield, and she is too harried to press it.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Time to go!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
And leave, she does. Quickly. With all due haste.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
It takes Lorik a few moments to realize just what language he's speaking...and /then/ he stops. Snaps his mouth shut and has the good grace to look embarassed. Though as the Captain's eyes soften there is a hope in him that things will end more peacefully than he thought. There is a slight smile even. One that starts to fade as Rori starts speaking. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wait. What?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They...could have done that? It was all some kind of elaborate /bribe/. His eyes widen then harden as he turns that gaze towards the dwarf and the other guards...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Which is when the rocks start to happen. As soon as the first one slams into Shivani the shield is pulled from his back as he huddles under it, feeling impacts of projectiles into its steel surface. He doesn't pull a weapon, but the shield is wielded in their defense as he starts to retreat away from the roiling crowd. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And if he can see that dwarves as they dash? There is a flicker of his fingers before they is outlined in bright purple fire. Because that should help the /actual/ guards catch up to them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don't piss off a shadow elf. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But there is a flicker of a smirk from Lorik as Ithil starts to apologize. &amp;quot;Bribery, deception, and possible murder. Reminds me of home really. No need to apologize. It's almost a relief to find some kind of constants between such different cities. I guess people are about the same everywhere you go.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still he watches their back, making sure none of them fall behind as he pulls out of the mess of the melee. With mounting quickness as well as the mess just seems to get work. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I agree!&amp;quot; He calls towards Rori as he follows her escape, pulling Shivani along as he goes. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
- GM SUMMARY -&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The heroes have succeeded in extracting their captured friend from false imprisonment! Your combined skillchecks defeated the challenge DCs. Other options for the rescue might have involved intimidating Grunn into letting her go directly, simply bribing him with double the amount he was going to accept from another party, or turning his own guards against him with diplomacy of bluff checks. A combination of distraction tactics and improvised acting not only won the day, but left a lasting mark on the folks of this ward. The final hurdle saw a combination of earnest advocacy aimed at the honor of a man who has it in abundance, turning Gerren to their side, and with suspicion already raised, the truth of what was overheard put a final nail in Grunn's coffin.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The Goldstone Brothers seem to blame the Mul for their recent troubles on the road, as do other Khazad traders.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* A Mul was recently spotted sneaking around the Embalmer's office, a tidbit Rori will have from her conversation with Wurt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Grunn the Granite Tide is wanted for charges of Corruption and Assault.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* The Goldstone Brothers deny any knowledge of this incident and insist their cousin has been trading on their good name for years. There's a reason he's not part of the family business, right? Still, Rori and Lorik did see the dwarves who started this ruckus.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Gerren Fullbright suffered minor injuries in the squabble but credits a woman reported as the The Rumptious Red Robin as revealing the corruption of three city Guard, including Amory and Emory Farthing, brothers who have been charged and are cooperating. Another man, a dwarf outlined in magical flame is apprehended and questioned, and on his person are several bags of three gold pieces each, leftover payments to those he had hired to start the fray. He admits no connection to anyone, just a hatred for the Mul, and pleas guilty to charges of assault and starting a riot.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Rumors of THE SINUOUS SIN having visiting the city again circulate and lift the spirits of the wards she is most famous in. Fliers go up there, all sketched with a picture of Kaelthilas.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Lorik has a set of city guard keys, certainly not likely to ever come in handy or equally implicate him horribly.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|Guardhouse Rock]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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==2014 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Sinkhole Part 2a]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kidda]],[[Thanix]],[[Kroth]],[[Yngvild]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 5, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Commitee]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kiroth]], [[Meihui]], [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 6, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[MEETUP: Snowball Fight!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Godwyn]], [[Ionus]], [[Kidda]], [[Meihui]], &amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;[[Silmeria]], [[Jibbom]], [[Lorien]], [[Benthus]], [[Arixillo]],&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; [[Vroole]], [[Abrahil]], [[Munch]], [[Mikilos]], [[Zalara]], [[Stirling]], [[Talazia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 9, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Decoy (part 2)]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jessamy]], [[Jahnavi]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 11,2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Snow Play]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mikilos]], [[Rhar]], [[Autumn]], [[Aldean]], [[Amithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 12, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Pickety Pickety]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Nuanna]], [[Jal]], [[Amithil]], [[Vroole]], [[Thanix]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Milk Run]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Ambush]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Schneider]], [[Lothos]], [[Aldean]], [[Kiroth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Trade Route]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jahnavi]], [[Alba]], [[Amithil]], [[Jal]], [[Aevarr]], [[Tiasa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Poetic Souls]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiasa]], [[Alba]], [[Raethon]], [[Stirling]], [[Bahken]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 16, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Pookems and Snookems]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Belladona]], [[Kroth]], [[Amithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 20, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Supplies!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aurala]], [[Benthus]], [[Oates]], [[Rhar]], [[Tatyannah]], and [[Zalara]]. Run by [[Ssylrath]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Series of Sad Bars]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Talazia]], [[Svarshan]], [[Aldean]], [[Godwyn]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bandit Trouble]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Azariah]], [[Brianna]], [[Kroth]], [[Vroole]], [[Yngvild]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Finding Rachel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Eligar]], [[Aevarr]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Think of the Children!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Jessamy]], [[Raethon]], [[Takiyah]], [[Tiasa]], and [[Vroole]], run by [[Ssylrath]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Dying Paladin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Sophia]], [[Munch]], [[Lothos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: It's Always Bugs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Benthus]], [[Corra]], and [[Kravar]], run by [[Ssylrath]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 29, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Rescue the Orphans 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Corra]], [[Godwyn]], [[Aldean]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|December 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Unwanted Residents]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Yrqeem]], [[Uraug]], [[Tiasa]],[[Kroth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==2015 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| January 2, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Breeding Grounds]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Silmeria]], [[Kroth]], [[Thanix]], [[Taro]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 4, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Guardians at the Gate]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Laefwyn]], [[Alakton]], [[Renfrey]], [[Pips]], [[Taro]], [[Rhar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 6, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Scouts or just Wolves]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Alba]],[[Dain]],[[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Do you wanna chomp a snowman?]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aevarr]],[[Kroth]],[[Smythly]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Barney the Bear]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kroth]], [[Terewin]], [[Blackjack]], [[Arkun]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Breeding Grounds 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Silmeria]], [[Pips]], [[Charis]], [[Taro]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Pubbing]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Vroole]], [[Oliver]], [[Cesran]], [[Mikilos]], [[Stjepan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 9, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP:The_Cairn]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Terewin]], [[Faiza]], [[Blackjack]], [[Pips]], [[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Missing Husband]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bahken]], [[Flicker]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Theater Front]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Flicker]], [[Basil]], [[Mikilos]], [[Benthus]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP:_Goblins%3F_Bandits%3F_Stolen_babies!|PrP: Goblins and Stolen Babies]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Silmeria, Dain, Charis, Barsool-um&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 12, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Market Crash]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiasa]], [[Te'Andra]], [[Solace]], [[Selia]], [[Ivy]], [[Cesran]], [[Basil]], [[Flicker]], [[Audax]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 16, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Haunted Playhouse]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Belladona]], [[Yngvild]], [[Flicker]], [[Faiza]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP:Walk in the Woods]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Silmeria]], [[Kroth]], [[Dain]], [[Morasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17th, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Doge Day Afternoon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Faiza]], [[Terewin]], [[Rayne]], [[Bahken]], [[Tiasa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Danger Close]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Zalara]], [[Rhar]], [[Lothos]], [[Margaret]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Lost Tower]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Zalara]], [[Rhar]], [[Renfrey]], [[Valadhiel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 20, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: A Beautiful Mine]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kroth]], [[Silmeria]], [[Yngvild]], [[Jahnavi]], [[Morasha]], [[Daromu]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 21, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Angoron Party!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Yngvild]], [[Jibbom]], [[Morasha]], [[Munch]], [[Kroth]], [[Bahken]],&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt; [[Hrist]], [[Nicolai]], [[Boshter]], [[Halani]], [[Stjepan]], [[Rayne]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: An Apprentice Problem]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kiroth]], [[Lothos]], [[Rhar]], [[Margaret]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 25, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Hunter and Prey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lily]], [[Latenat]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Suddenly Bad Day]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elessa]], [[Tatyannah]], [[Lily]], [[Benthus]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mountain Rest]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mikilos]], [[Jahnavi]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Recruitment Efforts]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elessa]], [[Kerbasy]], [[Aldean]], [[Silmeria]], [[Cesran]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 30, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: The Diary]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Charis]], [[Aevarr]], [[Stjepan]], [[Yngvild]], [[Gareth]], [[Oliver]], [[Faiza]], [[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 30, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Portal Trouble]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bahken]], [[Duncan]], [[Lothos]], [[Lyrana]], and [[Zarr]]. Run by [[Ssylrath]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Yippee Ki Yay]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kroth]], [[Bennet]], [[Mara]], [[Belladona]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Clearing the Cache]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Renfrey]], [[Kiroth]], [[Margaret]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PRP: Monkey Business]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aldean]], [[Lothos]], [[Godwyn]], [[Corra]], [[Abrahil]], [[Rhar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==2016 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 1, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Sticky Situation]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Raethon]], [[Chach]], [[MAC-B1G]], [[Sigrid]], [[Eirene]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 2, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Murderous Cannibal]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Sigrid]], [[Kailin]], [[Malkael]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 5, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Docks Talk]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Kailin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Borders II: Raiders of the Lost Cart]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Kailin]], [[Kaj]], [[Krom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: The Lost Boy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Garak]], [[Munch]], [[Verna]], [[Tiasa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Village of Glenspiel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Haggerty]], [[Kailin]], [[Sigrid]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Woods Wizards]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mikilos]], [[Fayde]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 12, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Snipe hunt]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Uneth]], [[Iadoth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Before the Society]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Verna]], [[Solace]], [[Kailin]], [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 14, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Bandit Tree]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Veloria]], [[Sigrid]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Mining Job]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Sasha]], [[Drok'thar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Courtroom Blues: Prelude]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Stirling]], [[Veloria]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 23, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Bardic Concert]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Stirling]], [[Aldean]], [[Jibbom]], [[Silmeria]], [[Arisha]], [[Stjepan]], [[Abrahil]], [[Serene]], [[Svarshan]], [[Verna]], [[Miruan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Cult Leader]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiasa]], [[Garak]], [[Verna]], [[Alba]], and [[Nadara ]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 28, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Buried Demons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Vasya]], [[Sully]], [[Thanix]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 29, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Demons in the Manor]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Halena]], [[Vasya]], [[Kailin]], [[Ezriya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Blades of Hell]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kailin]], [[Kalkorth]], [[Vasya]], [[Veloria]], [[Kevan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 2, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Ladle Help, Please]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Arisha]], [[Veloria]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 29, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meetup: Fancy Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Vati]] [[Kailin]], [[Myrana]], [[Abrahil]], [[Jacob]], [[Charlotte]], [[Jibbom]], [[Rhar]], [[Mikilos]], [[Cesran]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==2017 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 2, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Winter Raids]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik]], [[Blauensturm]], [[Astaren]], [[Zenia]], [[Malorn]], [[Josselyn]], [[Albain]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[PrP: Troll Hunt]]&lt;br /&gt;
|DM: [[Elisabeth du Leoncorte|Elisabeth]], Players: [[Nasrin]], [[Sadia]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Ilmig]], [[Khera]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 3, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scene: Penance Before Althea]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Raethon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|MEETUP: [[Hayatiento Aerie Opening]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Lots&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 4, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scene: To Petition Eluna]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 5, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Redeye Flight]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Mikilos]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scene: Bound to the Moon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[An'thirya]], [[Astaren]], [[Aya]], [[Dubtle]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 6, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik Intros Elian to the City's Malaise]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A New Year Blitz]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ollithial]], [[Sparrow]], [[Azarval]], [[Krom]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 9, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Elian Intros Pendaril to Selerik]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Selerik]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 9, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Crimson Justice!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Astaren]], [[Aznara]], [[Cesran]], [[Mikilos]], [[Miriai]], [[Myrana]], [[Sandy]], [[Selerik]], [[Silmeria]], [[Tarragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[About the Door Trials]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aya]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 12, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Big Dreams and a Little Dragon]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Astaren]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tracks to the Junkyard]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Selerik]], [[Azog]], [[Aya]], [[Pelka]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 16, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Interview: Mistress of Weasels]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Astaren]], [[Roselle]], [[Aya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mysterious Box Recovered]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Aya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 19, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Checking Out the Wreck]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 23, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lodestones, Trails, and Spells]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Selerik]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Horse Sense]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Soren]], [[Aya]], [[Masamya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 25, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Huldith]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Munch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Drunken Blindfolded Target Practice]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Mayahuel]], [[Bjoric]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Fault in the Plan]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aya]], [[Bjoric]], [[Elisabeth du Leoncorte|Elisabeth]], [[Selerik]], [[Stjepan]], [[Fazhad]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Conspiracy Discovered]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Fazahd]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|PrP: [[Lady Jaquetta]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Munch]], [[Aya]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''[[Archived_Logs|More...]]'''&lt;br /&gt;
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==2018 Logs==&lt;br /&gt;
===January===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 7, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 10]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 8, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Oasis 9: Jewel in the Desert]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Beagleplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Besra]], [[Granit]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Temple Bread]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kerbasi]], [[Serraphine]], [[Azog]], [[Baz]], [[Arynel]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mictlan Celebration]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Kisaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 11]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 15, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Crypts and Things]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Beagleplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Baz Has a Cow]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Baz]], [[Duncan]], [[Sylvi]], [[Aerilaya]], [[Kaelyn]], [[Ga'Elian]], [[An Oruch]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Aerilaya]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Crypt Analysis]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Heinrich]], [[Gregor]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 19, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Garak]], [[Raethon]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Atleti]], [[Corra]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 20, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Caravan Woes]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Kisaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Golden Cookie Bakery]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 21, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 12]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 22, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Aerilaya]], [[Athrian]], [[Kore]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[What Dreams Ae Made Of Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Aya]], [[Alba]], [[Astaren]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Sasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 26, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Inmost Sea-capades]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Team Building]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Selia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tribal Strife, Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 28, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 13]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 29, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details pt 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Aerilaya]], [[Kore]], [[Besra]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Legwork: What Dreams Ae Made Of Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===February===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 2, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Charn Embassy Part 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Golden Cookie Party]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 4, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Svarshan]], er... [[Kerbasi]], [[Durrankar]], [[Astaren]], [[Stirling]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Kravar]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 7, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Legwork: What Dreams Ae Made Of Part 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Alba]], [[Astaren]]. [[Kisaiya]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Sasha]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 9, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Raethon]], [[Garak]], [[Leisel]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Hun'rar]], [[Mangus]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 10, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Society Call of Action!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 11, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Mystery of the Missing Donkey]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Deryn]], [[Gregor]], [[Aech]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What P 14]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 12, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Smaller Details Part 5 - finale!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Lucy]], [[Baz]], [[Tirrynelth]], [[Kore]], [[Granit]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 15, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Singular Part 8]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 16, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[SUDDEN BADNESS]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 18, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade pt 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kerbasi]], [[Durrankar]], [[Stirling]], [[Kravar]], [[Un'eth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 20, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Heth of a Time]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Chay]], [[Sarcis]], [[Sora]], [[Lucy]], [[Deryn]], [[Arynel]], [[Kore]], [[Deak]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Cinnamon Rolls Have Eyes]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Assault on Moon Keep]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Sandy, Svarshan, Cesran&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 22, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A Balancing Act]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 23, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Charn Embassy Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 5]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 24, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Smithson]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 25, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Smithson Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What Part 15]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|February 27, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Got My Vodka, Got My Gun]]&lt;br /&gt;
|DM: [[Kore]] Players: [[Henrie]], [[Felicia]], [[Urso]], [[Aithil]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===March===&lt;br /&gt;
{{TableMain}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{T02}}&lt;br /&gt;
|Date&lt;br /&gt;
|Log&lt;br /&gt;
|People&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 2, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Gargoyle's Nest CTD Part 6]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 3, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tribal Strife Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 4, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Smithson Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 6, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[A New Face]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tawyse]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga’Elian]], [[Gregor]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Of Dryads and Weapons]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Walery]], [[Talia]], [[Craft]], [[Lockwood]], [[Morgan]], [[Tawyse]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 8, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Felwood Follies]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Etan]], [[Felicia]], [[Tawyse]], &amp;amp; [[Taleth]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 9, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Gliding and Hang-outs]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]] &amp;amp; [[Tawyse]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 10, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Society Call of Action! Part 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 11, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What Part 16]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 13, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Of Ygdrassil and Elves]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]] and [[Tawyse]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Barwick's Undead Extravaganza]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kore]], [[Dubtle]], [[Talia]], [[Felicia]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Meeting in Noble District]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Mittens]], [[Aithil]], [[Morgan]], [[Shagara]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Missing Kids]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Scorscha]], [[Talethl]], [[Morgan]], [[Mohai]], [[Deak]], [[Kore]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 16, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Bring Out Your Dead]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Astaplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
||March 17, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Society Call of Action Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tribal Stride Part 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 18, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demons What Part 17]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 20, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Clean It Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 21, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[SWAMP STRAVENGANZA!]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 22, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tiny Problem]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Whirlplot&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 24, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Was it a good Urn or a bad Urn?]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Boliplox&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 25, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Shade Part 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kerbasi]], [[Durrankar]], [[Stirling]], [[Kravar]], [[Astaren]], [[Thyrson]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|March 27, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[The Ballad of Lyranessa]]&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Besra]], [[Kisaiya]], [[Morgan]], [[Sandy]]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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===April===&lt;br /&gt;
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|People&lt;br /&gt;
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|April 3, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Demon Tracks]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Urso]], [[Murder]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|April 5, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Herbs and Hunters]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Kaydin]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|April 8, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ambassador Kaydin]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Fazahd]], [[Ga'Elian Faravanilas|Ga'Elian]], [[Kaydin]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|April 9, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|[[You Shall Not Pass]] (on-grid RP)&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|Recent Logs]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>You Shall Not Pass</title>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthusiastic about their presence after their daring escape from an oppressive home, while a golem attempts to do the same while carrying a wriggling zombie. A red-haired charlatan decides to help...in the most ridiculous way possible.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The day they came to the surface was the day that Ithiliel first let herself weep. The fact that she hadn't seen the sun in years didn't hurt, either -- or, rather, it hurt her eyes enough that tears might not have seemed unusual. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the weeks since, she's coached her companions in appropriate civic behavior. They've never lived on the surface, some of them; admittedly, the best person to help them adapt probably isn't a formerly semi-cloistered librarian who spent the last few years scrubbing floors and making beds in a Mul'niessa city.&lt;br /&gt;
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So it is that they come to the gates of Alexandria, footsore and travel-dusty. &amp;quot;I doubt it will surprise you that they may not be entirely... easy with us entering. But I will speak well for you. Nevertheless, it may be best to, ah. Pull your cloak-hoods down?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...but won't that just make us look more suspicious?&amp;quot; Asks Lori'thalik, Lorik to most of the people he knows. Since you know the name is kind of a dead giveaway of what he is. Who he is. Where he came from and a dozen other things, just as much as the dark skin and darker hair of his. The question though is honest enough, his head tilted just slightly to one side as he regards his companion and guide in this, his latest adventure. &lt;br /&gt;
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It really has been an adventure. A panicked flight, a running battle, and the first night he spent under the stars...well...ever. He had been awed by it, but being awed is something he's slowly getting used too. At least he hasn't started gibbering about where the cave ceiling went. &lt;br /&gt;
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...yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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A city though? That isn't quite so awe inspiring, after all he's lived in them before. He's just more curious about this one, espicially as he looks at the guards by the gates. &amp;quot;I mean we don't mean any harm, right? So it can't be that bad...&amp;quot; A pause again. &amp;quot;...I wish Shavri hadn't wondered off like she did.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;You know I bet she went over the wall.&amp;quot; An even longer pause. &amp;quot;Which is something I'm not even going to attempt.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Traffic is always the heaviest during lunchtime. &lt;br /&gt;
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Especially so in the areas surrounding the western gate of the lord's city of Alexandria, where fortunes can be made or lost in the blink of an eye. A place full of as many wild opportunities as there are grave misfortunes and rendered all the more unpredictable for it. She has lived within these boundaries for a little over a year now, and it still constantly amazes her as to how the social beats in the city are so chaotic that even her upbringing in Selentia, the Land of a Thousand Princes, has done little to prepare her for it. Every corner is ''full'' of surprises, and days like these are only some of the reasons why she has resolved ''never'' ever to go back to the land of her birth, where smiles are as sharp as daggers. &lt;br /&gt;
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The areas surrounding the western gate, in particular, is full of cafes; simple stalls open to the air, where anyone can come up and snack on a piece of confection and the hot beverage of their choice. The sun hangs high upon a cloudless sky, but the breeze is cool, bringing with it a hint of rain and the barest touch of lingering frost - a sign that Winter is stubbornly hanging on and is refusing to relinquish the change of the season to its brighter, wetter cousin completely. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori Lee is seated in one of these, waiting patiently for her opponent to make his move. He does so, tanned fingers moving a piece on the board laid out for them - an old game, not unlike the boards her father introduced her to in a bid to teach her not just strategy, but perception, to look into the eyes of another and home in on their greatest desires. &lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, their desires at a given moment. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I still don't think you can gauge a person's mind just by looking at the board,&amp;quot; Lorenzo Agrias tells her. &amp;quot;Your bits are yellow and black and mine are green and red. What does that really say, anyway?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That you're an aggressive negotiator who hides it well by keeping your voice level at all times, but who has difficulty understanding that retreat can be a good thing,&amp;quot; Rori replies with a winning, cutting smile as she maneuvers her next piece. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That, and whoever designed this bloody game is colorblind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch trudges and scrapes. Standing taller than the average man, and covered in layers of metal, the golem's footsteps are less than silent in the best of times. Weighed down by a pair of small trees dragging behind him, 'stealthy' is about the last word to describe the metal man. The branches of the trees have been neatly trimmed, the few left woven together to form a crude bed, the whole thing a makeshift travois. A small figure is tangled in the branches, occasionally groaning softly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As they step into the stream of caravans and travelers streaming into Alexandria, Ithiliel fiddles anxiously with the end of her braid. She bobs her head to one side, then the other, weighing Lorik's summation. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; she admits. &amp;quot;I expect you're right. The honest option would probably be to request to speak to the guard captain. I just want to make sure we get to ''see'' the guard captain without anyone trying to fill you with arrows. But since we're not trying to creep in in the night -- or, for that matter, scale the walls or crawl in via the sewers -- that will... probably speak well in our favor?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's one of the things she didn't realize she was going to have to get used to: doing things legitimately and without trying to sneak around. &lt;br /&gt;
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Squaring her shoulders, she adds: &amp;quot;After all. I am a priestess of the Temple of Eluna. ...Or I was. I'm sure my word will be good for someth--&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She breaks off as she watches Munch trudging forward, staring up at him and then over to the figure groaning in the branches he drags. &amp;quot;Are you all right?&amp;quot; she calls, breaking away from her original path and stepping forward. &amp;quot;Is someone hurt?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Personally, if I have a option, I'd rather not get filled with arrows either.&amp;quot; The shadow elf agrees with a wry twist of his lips as he glances around, noting the large space he's being given. The looks that are tossed his way. &amp;quot;You know, I didn't really think I'd be as much of a spectacle here. At least I hoped. I mean they have plenty of intresting things to stare at here like...that...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This is when he notes the trudging figure of Munch that comes slowly tromping up the tradeway. &amp;quot;Why stare at me when there are things like that I don't understand it at all!&amp;quot; The shadow elf exclaims towards his companion...and then realizes that said companion is already rushing forwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a sigh before he starts after her, towards the huge golem and his groaning package. There is a slight glance in the direction of the gate guards, a few already becoming aware of the situation and staring towards the pair of elves and the big metal figure. Lorik can feel that spot between his shoulderblades itch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Not in a pleasant way. &lt;br /&gt;
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He tries to offer a reassuring smile in the guards direction as he hurries to catch Ith, hoping that at least confuses them enough to not feather him while he's walking. Now of course the stares are rippling outwards, the rumors and speculations traveling at speed though the crowd at the tradeway and even past the gates as everyone knows gossip can travel faster than the wind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite!&amp;quot; Lorenzo throws back his head and laughs. &amp;quot;You can't possibly have gotten all of that just by looking at my side of the board.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori smiles. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, you got me there,&amp;quot; she says simply. &amp;quot;I can't help but pay attention, Lorz. It's a blessing as well as a failing. But you're right.&amp;quot; There's a dramatic sigh, a hand over her heart. &amp;quot;You got me there. You want to know the real reason how I managed to get all of that?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enlighten me, oh learned one.&amp;quot; Said with no small measure of wryness. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Because out of everyone else in the Company, you're the biggest pain in my arse,&amp;quot; Rori continues, snapping the win as she pushes her last yellow piece forward, and topples the man's red castle. &amp;quot;And ''despite'' being a huge pain in my arse, I still, ''miraculously'', tolerate your company. I wouldn't be able to discern just why that is if I simply ignored you, would I?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I don't know if I ought to take that as an insult or compliment.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And yet, I still win.&amp;quot; Pale fingers wiggle his captured red castle at him, smile broadening to hint at rows of white teeth. &amp;quot;Someone owes me a beer.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The hubbub at the end of the street catches her attention, however, and she inclines her head sideways, green eyes flecked with gold moving past Lorenzo's shoulder and towards the growing hubbub around two cloaked figures and a golem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The bloody hell?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hn?&amp;quot; Lorenzo cranes his neck over his shoulder. &amp;quot;Tourists?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, there's plenty of those every day.&amp;quot; Rori slowly unfolds herself from her seat. &amp;quot;Must be That Time again, Lorz. I'll see you tonight at the theatre, right?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Make sure you're not late this time,&amp;quot; her companion says, lifting his fingers in a wave as she saunters off, before giving the board in front of him another wary, disbelieving squint. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reading someone through games,&amp;quot; he mutters with a snort. &amp;quot;Bullshite, I say.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He pauses. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;....she saddled me with the bill again, didn't she?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch buzzes softly. &amp;quot;I guess that's one way to put it. Bit beyond help though.&amp;quot; A few other citizens show concern, starting to approach, only to 180 at getting a good look at the groaning figure. Arms and legs are missing, as is the nose, one eye, a fair bit of skin, and quite a few internal organs. This doesn't stop the head from rolling around, biting ineffectively at those who get too close. Even for a zombie it's in pretty rough shape. &amp;quot;I'm taking it to the Guild. Maybe they can trace back where it came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You're... bringing a zombie -- an active zombie -- into the city?&amp;quot; Ithiliel stares in horror, her fingers clutched around the end of her braid. She takes a step or two away from the groaning figure; she'd assumed it was some poor sick man, but whoever this was seems to have contracted so much of a sickness that he's not likely to get over it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess looks at Lorik. Looks back at the zombie. Looks at Lorik. Looks at the zombie. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Maybe we will have less trouble than I thought,&amp;quot; she murmurs. &amp;quot;Come on. Let's go talk to the guards. ...Which Guild will you be taking it to?&amp;quot; This last is directed to Munch. She can't deny that it would be interesting to see whether someone can trace the patterns of magic on the poor animated corpse to find who made it. &lt;br /&gt;
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There isn't as much horror in Lorik's gaze, more curiosity instead of real horror. Instead he peers at the golems pitiful 'passenger' before glancing up at the great armored figure itself. &amp;quot;I was always told that zombies didn't make as good servents as skeletons.&amp;quot; The shadow elf comments towards the large figure as he turns to start towards the gate further. &amp;quot;I mean skeletons only smell slightly musty, and don't usually leave parts everywhere.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its all so...normal for him. The undead thing. I mean this is why happens when your family consists of mostly evil priests. &lt;br /&gt;
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It kinda skews your thought of normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is there an infestation nearby though? I've heard they can get out of hand sometimes.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;If there is an infestation perhaps this Guild can use some help with them? I mean we do need some kind of income...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Punching undead is what good people do right? &lt;br /&gt;
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...look he's new at this. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the shadow elf pauses a moment to glance up towards the golem. &amp;quot;Oh! Forgive me, my name is Lorik. I've been told its polite to introduce yourself.&amp;quot; A beatpause. &amp;quot;At home they always told me to use nicknames to cut down on the amount of ritual magic used against you, but maybe here it is different?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...very new to this. &lt;br /&gt;
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As they approach the gate though there is a bit more of a kurflufle as a second pair of guards join the first, stepping into the road in front of the...two...elves? &lt;br /&gt;
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The conversation from where she had been listening, at least, was somewhat interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori can understand the curiosity; it isn't every day that any being would march back into the city carrying an undead body - even from where she is listening, in a nearby alley, arms crossed over her chest and leaning against the wall, she can ''smell'' the putrefaction emanating from the shambling, dismembered thing. It's the other two, though, that sparks movement from the guards. &lt;br /&gt;
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What little she sees breeds suspicions immediately - a glimpse of gray skin from underneath giant hoods. &lt;br /&gt;
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She ought to be more than content to listen. This isn't, after all, her problem. &lt;br /&gt;
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But those sharp green eyes slide to the side towards a small boutique just across the way that specializes in luxury clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
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''Don't do it, Lorelei. This isn't your problem. Don't do it. Don't even think about--'' &lt;br /&gt;
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A FEW MINUTES LATER... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's an absolutely lovely dress, my lady, and it suits you nicely,&amp;quot; the store's flamboyant sales representative says enthusiastically as the redhead admires herself in the mirror. &amp;quot;Green is ''most definitely'' your color, though white and gold would work as well, and if I can just direct your attention to the bodice, you'll find Master Gabriel's ''impeccable'' handstitched embroidery...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's absolutely beautiful,&amp;quot; Rori replies, and to her infinite credit, there isn't a single note of artifice in her voice as she makes a small turn in front of the mirror. &amp;quot;I will take it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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''...your poor impulse control is a /blight upon this city/, Lorelei de Beaucharnais.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We can process your payment this way, my lady.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Payment. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori pivots, and flashes the young woman a brilliant smile. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;''About'' that...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch snorts, an intresting sound from someone lacking nostrils. &amp;quot;It's just a zombie. couple kids with long sticks can take out one of those.&amp;quot; Reach attack, flanking, seriously, couple kids with long sticks. &amp;quot;Explorer's Guild. They'll contact the Society of Arcanists, and a couple of the temples, and they'll argue over who gets to do what. Rangers might get involved, try and track it back the regular way. I didn't trace anything, but I'm not an expert. Anyway, whole thing will likely go to whoever happened to be present at the Guildhouse when things got started because nobody really wants to delay. Unless the Watch wants to make it their problem?&amp;quot; He inquires of the Guards, who swiftly reverse directions and head back towards their regular spots by the Gate. NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PAPERWORK. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, found it out edge of the Felwood. Get this sort of thing every spring. Some wannabie trying to be the next Dark Lord, raise up an army of undead. As if that ever works. Only example I can think of is Heth, and he's using wights. Anyway, seeing as how Mister Bitey got loose, Lord Wannabie is likely already dead. This might even be what's left of him, if experiment went really wrong.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Buzzing softly, he nods to Lorik. &amp;quot;Munch, also called the TerrorMaw, and occasionally The Golem Who Eats... and occasionally get called 'Oh gods what the hell is that?!' but that's really for informal occasions. Far as rituals go, figure a TrueName is long and hard to pronounce, but I'm not an expert.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Distressingly, Lorik is so very open and honest with the upworlders. ...Less distressingly, the enormous metal man doesn't seem to mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That makes me think of -- do you remember Ni'jel the Terrible, Lorik? Set himself up in that little cavern and tried to start his own reign of terror. That's how we kept getting zombies in the garden. I expect we could track down whoever's causing problems around here. Perhaps -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ithiliel's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a half-dozen of those guards returning. The gates are still being guarded, and while they don't seem to be harassing Munch too much, nobody seems especially thrilled to see Lorik. Nobody's swords are drawn, precisely, but hands are on hilts and two halberd-bearing men look... well, capable of leveling those halberds if they have to. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Step out of line, there's a good chap,&amp;quot; one of the guards snaps. &amp;quot;What do you think you're doing? Just walking up to the city bold as brass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He's with me,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's all right, miss,&amp;quot; another replies. &amp;quot;You're not his hostage anymore. You don't have to stay with him -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'm NOT his -- are you even listening to me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fellwood? I...think I've heard of that. There is a map around here somewhere.&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment. &amp;quot;I really don't think it's very effective to try to just summon up a bunch of undead and call yourself a warlord, unless like you said they have some of the more powerful types. I mean...zombies don't seem very tacticly sound...just to me. I'm not a necromancer or anything.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A blink. &amp;quot;TerrorMaw?&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Do you actually eat your opponents? That does sound very intimidating!&amp;quot; He makes it sound like a compliment even as he walks with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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...at least the /plan/ was walk with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh! Ni'jel! Yes he was a bit of fun to remove. I think the gardner didn't mind the zombies. Gave everyone something to do, and the fertilizer seemsed to help the mushrooms grow for the most part.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He seems perfectly willing to continue on with the story. At least until he was called out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I...er...me?&amp;quot; Golden eyes blink up towards the guard snapping at him. &amp;quot;I...was just, wait she's not anyone's hostage!&amp;quot; Protests the shadow elf. &amp;quot;I'm just a simple traveler,&amp;quot; Silver hoops glint in his ears in the sun as he shakes his head slightly. &amp;quot;Really! I mean she was a hostage, but she's not anymore!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the other guards pokes the shadow elf in one shoulder...which goes poorly for the guard because armor has little in the way of give. &amp;quot;I heard he's a necromancer!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What? I clearly just said I'm not a necromancer!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The row is starting to garner the attention of everyone around as the newcomers to the city argue with the guards who refuse to let them pass. &lt;br /&gt;
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The argument is about to get louder, but it isn't as if the two elves and the golem know this. Not yet anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman descends upon them with a swirl of expensive silk and her hair piled up loosely in a stylish coiffure, her chin in a defiant angle and her nose in the air. She doesn't just ''stomp'' towards the guards and the undercity dwellers, but she ''flounces'' in a manner befitting her station, her folded fan slapping the wrist of a guard when he attempts to reach for the 'hostage' in a manner so imperious, one can practically visualize the red carpet rolling underneath her feet. She is young, with red hair, and green eyes flecked with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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And the aura she exudes practically reeks of privilege and snobbery. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While the city rightfully ''lauds'' you for your diligence...&amp;quot; She squints at the rank pin on his cloak. &amp;quot;...lieutenant, I would have to request that you let my servant...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Lorik without looking at him. &amp;quot;...and his friend pass. They were running a particularly urgent errand for me at dawn and I have been waiting ''breathlessly'' for their return. I know, I know. They look at all ''nothing'' like trustworthy individuals but the man owes me a debt and rest assured, he ''will'' pay for it with his body.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman then spins around, and points her fan at Lorik. &amp;quot;And ''you''. Where have you been? I remember ''specifically'' telling you ''with all due haste''. Do you know what that means? It certainly does ''not'' mean all morning! What were you doing out there? Having a picnic?! Your day off isn't until two days from now, is this how you repay my generosity?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;GUYS.&amp;quot; Munch addresses the Guards in calm, measured tones. He's been practicing. &amp;quot;If he's not dangerous, you don't need to worry about it. If he is, you call the Guild, the Guild calls me. I'm already here. It's not a problem.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And then there's silks and flouncing. And no Sandy in sight. &lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks with a soft 'click'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I'm leaning towards 'not dangerous'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And I was never ''his'' hostage,&amp;quot; Ithiliel adds, because this is definitely going to help. &amp;quot;Really, this is all a massive -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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And then? It's the Attack of the Posh Lady. On one hand, Ithiliel is slightly terrified by the sudden vortex of silk and perfume and privilege that has wound around them. On the other hand... oh of COURSE, this is their ticket out of trouble! &lt;br /&gt;
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On the third hand, it's been so long since Ithiliel has been able to wear anything pretty that she has to stomp on the urge to ask Rori where she got that wonderful dress. &lt;br /&gt;
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The impulse to obeisance is one that is unfortunately pretty much second nature to the little priestess at this point. She crosses her arms over her chest and bows in apology: &amp;quot;So very sorry, mistress! As soon as the guards allow us to pass, we'll be at your service again, mistress!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The guards, too, are more than a little mystified. &amp;quot;''These'' are your servants, madam?&amp;quot; Because there are enough wealthy and ridiculous people that anyone can be important. And it isn't a good idea to irritate them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god. &lt;br /&gt;
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Flouncing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Honestly Lorik seems fairly well adjusted against flouncing. Because really? Though the woman reeks of privilege he grew up around people like this. And she doesn't seem to want to poison him, she hasn't threatened to throw him to the family dogs, or use him in some blood ritual. &lt;br /&gt;
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Really this kind of abuse if fairly mild compared with what he's used too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So instead of /looking/ as poleaxed as he feels he gamely rallies. &amp;quot;You did not say 'with all due haste' or I would have remembered!&amp;quot; He protests. &amp;quot;You'll not be docking my reward for this, and we are only an hour or so late! The map you gave us was poor!&amp;quot; He protests as he starts walks now, pushing forwards past the guards, focusing on the woman in silk as he gestures wildly for a moment. &amp;quot;And you always give me things to do on my day off! My debt can't be worth this!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...look when you make a scene you just double down on the scene. The more awkward you make everyone else feel, the less close they look at what is happening. &lt;br /&gt;
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It seems to work at least. The Guards just stare in bemused wonder at the scene as the shadow elf pushes forwards, with his more well minded companion. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of them looks up towards Munch and opens his mouth for a moment. Then closes it. Then opens it again. He looks a touch like a fish at this point. &amp;quot;...I guess you have a point...&amp;quot; They say begrudgingly. &amp;quot;...I mean it looks like he's going to be in worse trouble anyway. Especially if he doesn't stop arguing with the lady there.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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If the guards are mystified, Rori doesn't pay attention to them, bringing forth every single remembered scrap of pretention she has had to wear like armor in her uncle's cutthroat court. Every Selese lady wasn't just a lady, she was a ''princess''. And ''outside'' of the Land of a Thousand Princes, she isn't just a princess, but a queen. ''A queen among ants.'' Really, she ought to be surprised that after a few years removed from her homeland that she still remembers how to seize the reins of a situation with a velvet-cloaked, but iron-fisted grip, and steer it to her whims. She ought to be more disconcerted, but she isn't. Instead, she falls into the pool of her past history like a swan returning home. &lt;br /&gt;
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...the comparison is apt, at least. Swans are ill-tempered creatures and she brings ''that'' to bear, also. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess is quick to fall in line, thankfully, recognizing the opportunity for what it is. &lt;br /&gt;
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''These are your servants, madame?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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She GASPS. It is a sound ''teeming'' with outrage, and she completes the picture by ''slapping'' the fan against his shoulder. &amp;quot;''Madame''?&amp;quot; she repeats, in a tone so disbelieving, it is as if the guard had told her that her beloved pet pomeranian has died and she is in absolute denial about it. &amp;quot;I am not even twenty-two summers old, how ''dare'' you! Mark my words, sir, your uniform may symbolize your authority, but you won't get anywhere in life if you don't educate yourself with the proper way to talk to women! Oh, your poor ''wife''!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And with Lorik's protests, she rounds on him immediately. &amp;quot;''And you''. How ''dare'' you, too. I am an ''expert'' in drawing maps. I'll have you know that Master Galileo Bertinelli educated me in cartography, himself, it isn't my fault you can't read!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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She pauses, and lets out a world-weary sigh. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While I completely understand that you're absolutely ''blinded'' by my ravishing beauty, you've obviously been born with ''weak retinas'', so I suggest you refrain from cursing my excellent instructions and curse your own misfortune instead for having the visual capability of a cave bat! Now cease your prattling immediately and follow me! Pick up your feet, ''Herbert''.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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With that, she pivots on her heel, gesturing with an airy wave of her hand for her 'servants' to follow. And to the diminutive priestess: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;For the love of Eluna, no wonder you're my favorite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And once away from the guards, she flashes Ithiliel a wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks. Blinks again, and shrugs. &amp;quot;Whelp, I'ma see a man about a zombie. You guys take care.&amp;quot; And then he's off again, dragging his load over the cobblestones.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|You Shall Not Pass]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthusiastic about their presence in their daring escape from an oppressive home, while a golem attempts to do the same while carrying a wriggling zombie. A red-haired charlatan decides to help...in the most ridiculous way possible.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The day they came to the surface was the day that Ithiliel first let herself weep. The fact that she hadn't seen the sun in years didn't hurt, either -- or, rather, it hurt her eyes enough that tears might not have seemed unusual. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the weeks since, she's coached her companions in appropriate civic behavior. They've never lived on the surface, some of them; admittedly, the best person to help them adapt probably isn't a formerly semi-cloistered librarian who spent the last few years scrubbing floors and making beds in a Mul'niessa city.&lt;br /&gt;
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So it is that they come to the gates of Alexandria, footsore and travel-dusty. &amp;quot;I doubt it will surprise you that they may not be entirely... easy with us entering. But I will speak well for you. Nevertheless, it may be best to, ah. Pull your cloak-hoods down?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...but won't that just make us look more suspicious?&amp;quot; Asks Lori'thalik, Lorik to most of the people he knows. Since you know the name is kind of a dead giveaway of what he is. Who he is. Where he came from and a dozen other things, just as much as the dark skin and darker hair of his. The question though is honest enough, his head tilted just slightly to one side as he regards his companion and guide in this, his latest adventure. &lt;br /&gt;
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It really has been an adventure. A panicked flight, a running battle, and the first night he spent under the stars...well...ever. He had been awed by it, but being awed is something he's slowly getting used too. At least he hasn't started gibbering about where the cave ceiling went. &lt;br /&gt;
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...yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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A city though? That isn't quite so awe inspiring, after all he's lived in them before. He's just more curious about this one, espicially as he looks at the guards by the gates. &amp;quot;I mean we don't mean any harm, right? So it can't be that bad...&amp;quot; A pause again. &amp;quot;...I wish Shavri hadn't wondered off like she did.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;You know I bet she went over the wall.&amp;quot; An even longer pause. &amp;quot;Which is something I'm not even going to attempt.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Traffic is always the heaviest during lunchtime. &lt;br /&gt;
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Especially so in the areas surrounding the western gate of the lord's city of Alexandria, where fortunes can be made or lost in the blink of an eye. A place full of as many wild opportunities as there are grave misfortunes and rendered all the more unpredictable for it. She has lived within these boundaries for a little over a year now, and it still constantly amazes her as to how the social beats in the city are so chaotic that even her upbringing in Selentia, the Land of a Thousand Princes, has done little to prepare her for it. Every corner is ''full'' of surprises, and days like these are only some of the reasons why she has resolved ''never'' ever to go back to the land of her birth, where smiles are as sharp as daggers. &lt;br /&gt;
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The areas surrounding the western gate, in particular, is full of cafes; simple stalls open to the air, where anyone can come up and snack on a piece of confection and the hot beverage of their choice. The sun hangs high upon a cloudless sky, but the breeze is cool, bringing with it a hint of rain and the barest touch of lingering frost - a sign that Winter is stubbornly hanging on and is refusing to relinquish the change of the season to its brighter, wetter cousin completely. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori Lee is seated in one of these, waiting patiently for her opponent to make his move. He does so, tanned fingers moving a piece on the board laid out for them - an old game, not unlike the boards her father introduced her to in a bid to teach her not just strategy, but perception, to look into the eyes of another and home in on their greatest desires. &lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, their desires at a given moment. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I still don't think you can gauge a person's mind just by looking at the board,&amp;quot; Lorenzo Agrias tells her. &amp;quot;Your bits are yellow and black and mine are green and red. What does that really say, anyway?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That you're an aggressive negotiator who hides it well by keeping your voice level at all times, but who has difficulty understanding that retreat can be a good thing,&amp;quot; Rori replies with a winning, cutting smile as she maneuvers her next piece. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That, and whoever designed this bloody game is colorblind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch trudges and scrapes. Standing taller than the average man, and covered in layers of metal, the golem's footsteps are less than silent in the best of times. Weighed down by a pair of small trees dragging behind him, 'stealthy' is about the last word to describe the metal man. The branches of the trees have been neatly trimmed, the few left woven together to form a crude bed, the whole thing a makeshift travois. A small figure is tangled in the branches, occasionally groaning softly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As they step into the stream of caravans and travelers streaming into Alexandria, Ithiliel fiddles anxiously with the end of her braid. She bobs her head to one side, then the other, weighing Lorik's summation. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; she admits. &amp;quot;I expect you're right. The honest option would probably be to request to speak to the guard captain. I just want to make sure we get to ''see'' the guard captain without anyone trying to fill you with arrows. But since we're not trying to creep in in the night -- or, for that matter, scale the walls or crawl in via the sewers -- that will... probably speak well in our favor?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's one of the things she didn't realize she was going to have to get used to: doing things legitimately and without trying to sneak around. &lt;br /&gt;
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Squaring her shoulders, she adds: &amp;quot;After all. I am a priestess of the Temple of Eluna. ...Or I was. I'm sure my word will be good for someth--&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She breaks off as she watches Munch trudging forward, staring up at him and then over to the figure groaning in the branches he drags. &amp;quot;Are you all right?&amp;quot; she calls, breaking away from her original path and stepping forward. &amp;quot;Is someone hurt?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Personally, if I have a option, I'd rather not get filled with arrows either.&amp;quot; The shadow elf agrees with a wry twist of his lips as he glances around, noting the large space he's being given. The looks that are tossed his way. &amp;quot;You know, I didn't really think I'd be as much of a spectacle here. At least I hoped. I mean they have plenty of intresting things to stare at here like...that...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This is when he notes the trudging figure of Munch that comes slowly tromping up the tradeway. &amp;quot;Why stare at me when there are things like that I don't understand it at all!&amp;quot; The shadow elf exclaims towards his companion...and then realizes that said companion is already rushing forwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a sigh before he starts after her, towards the huge golem and his groaning package. There is a slight glance in the direction of the gate guards, a few already becoming aware of the situation and staring towards the pair of elves and the big metal figure. Lorik can feel that spot between his shoulderblades itch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Not in a pleasant way. &lt;br /&gt;
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He tries to offer a reassuring smile in the guards direction as he hurries to catch Ith, hoping that at least confuses them enough to not feather him while he's walking. Now of course the stares are rippling outwards, the rumors and speculations traveling at speed though the crowd at the tradeway and even past the gates as everyone knows gossip can travel faster than the wind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite!&amp;quot; Lorenzo throws back his head and laughs. &amp;quot;You can't possibly have gotten all of that just by looking at my side of the board.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori smiles. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, you got me there,&amp;quot; she says simply. &amp;quot;I can't help but pay attention, Lorz. It's a blessing as well as a failing. But you're right.&amp;quot; There's a dramatic sigh, a hand over her heart. &amp;quot;You got me there. You want to know the real reason how I managed to get all of that?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enlighten me, oh learned one.&amp;quot; Said with no small measure of wryness. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Because out of everyone else in the Company, you're the biggest pain in my arse,&amp;quot; Rori continues, snapping the win as she pushes her last yellow piece forward, and topples the man's red castle. &amp;quot;And ''despite'' being a huge pain in my arse, I still, ''miraculously'', tolerate your company. I wouldn't be able to discern just why that is if I simply ignored you, would I?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I don't know if I ought to take that as an insult or compliment.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And yet, I still win.&amp;quot; Pale fingers wiggle his captured red castle at him, smile broadening to hint at rows of white teeth. &amp;quot;Someone owes me a beer.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The hubbub at the end of the street catches her attention, however, and she inclines her head sideways, green eyes flecked with gold moving past Lorenzo's shoulder and towards the growing hubbub around two cloaked figures and a golem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The bloody hell?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hn?&amp;quot; Lorenzo cranes his neck over his shoulder. &amp;quot;Tourists?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, there's plenty of those every day.&amp;quot; Rori slowly unfolds herself from her seat. &amp;quot;Must be That Time again, Lorz. I'll see you tonight at the theatre, right?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Make sure you're not late this time,&amp;quot; her companion says, lifting his fingers in a wave as she saunters off, before giving the board in front of him another wary, disbelieving squint. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reading someone through games,&amp;quot; he mutters with a snort. &amp;quot;Bullshite, I say.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He pauses. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;....she saddled me with the bill again, didn't she?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch buzzes softly. &amp;quot;I guess that's one way to put it. Bit beyond help though.&amp;quot; A few other citizens show concern, starting to approach, only to 180 at getting a good look at the groaning figure. Arms and legs are missing, as is the nose, one eye, a fair bit of skin, and quite a few internal organs. This doesn't stop the head from rolling around, biting ineffectively at those who get too close. Even for a zombie it's in pretty rough shape. &amp;quot;I'm taking it to the Guild. Maybe they can trace back where it came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You're... bringing a zombie -- an active zombie -- into the city?&amp;quot; Ithiliel stares in horror, her fingers clutched around the end of her braid. She takes a step or two away from the groaning figure; she'd assumed it was some poor sick man, but whoever this was seems to have contracted so much of a sickness that he's not likely to get over it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess looks at Lorik. Looks back at the zombie. Looks at Lorik. Looks at the zombie. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Maybe we will have less trouble than I thought,&amp;quot; she murmurs. &amp;quot;Come on. Let's go talk to the guards. ...Which Guild will you be taking it to?&amp;quot; This last is directed to Munch. She can't deny that it would be interesting to see whether someone can trace the patterns of magic on the poor animated corpse to find who made it. &lt;br /&gt;
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There isn't as much horror in Lorik's gaze, more curiosity instead of real horror. Instead he peers at the golems pitiful 'passenger' before glancing up at the great armored figure itself. &amp;quot;I was always told that zombies didn't make as good servents as skeletons.&amp;quot; The shadow elf comments towards the large figure as he turns to start towards the gate further. &amp;quot;I mean skeletons only smell slightly musty, and don't usually leave parts everywhere.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its all so...normal for him. The undead thing. I mean this is why happens when your family consists of mostly evil priests. &lt;br /&gt;
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It kinda skews your thought of normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is there an infestation nearby though? I've heard they can get out of hand sometimes.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;If there is an infestation perhaps this Guild can use some help with them? I mean we do need some kind of income...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Punching undead is what good people do right? &lt;br /&gt;
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...look he's new at this. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the shadow elf pauses a moment to glance up towards the golem. &amp;quot;Oh! Forgive me, my name is Lorik. I've been told its polite to introduce yourself.&amp;quot; A beatpause. &amp;quot;At home they always told me to use nicknames to cut down on the amount of ritual magic used against you, but maybe here it is different?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...very new to this. &lt;br /&gt;
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As they approach the gate though there is a bit more of a kurflufle as a second pair of guards join the first, stepping into the road in front of the...two...elves? &lt;br /&gt;
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The conversation from where she had been listening, at least, was somewhat interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori can understand the curiosity; it isn't every day that any being would march back into the city carrying an undead body - even from where she is listening, in a nearby alley, arms crossed over her chest and leaning against the wall, she can ''smell'' the putrefaction emanating from the shambling, dismembered thing. It's the other two, though, that sparks movement from the guards. &lt;br /&gt;
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What little she sees breeds suspicions immediately - a glimpse of gray skin from underneath giant hoods. &lt;br /&gt;
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She ought to be more than content to listen. This isn't, after all, her problem. &lt;br /&gt;
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But those sharp green eyes slide to the side towards a small boutique just across the way that specializes in luxury clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
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''Don't do it, Lorelei. This isn't your problem. Don't do it. Don't even think about--'' &lt;br /&gt;
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A FEW MINUTES LATER... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's an absolutely lovely dress, my lady, and it suits you nicely,&amp;quot; the store's flamboyant sales representative says enthusiastically as the redhead admires herself in the mirror. &amp;quot;Green is ''most definitely'' your color, though white and gold would work as well, and if I can just direct your attention to the bodice, you'll find Master Gabriel's ''impeccable'' handstitched embroidery...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's absolutely beautiful,&amp;quot; Rori replies, and to her infinite credit, there isn't a single note of artifice in her voice as she makes a small turn in front of the mirror. &amp;quot;I will take it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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''...your poor impulse control is a /blight upon this city/, Lorelei de Beaucharnais.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We can process your payment this way, my lady.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Payment. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori pivots, and flashes the young woman a brilliant smile. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;''About'' that...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch snorts, an intresting sound from someone lacking nostrils. &amp;quot;It's just a zombie. couple kids with long sticks can take out one of those.&amp;quot; Reach attack, flanking, seriously, couple kids with long sticks. &amp;quot;Explorer's Guild. They'll contact the Society of Arcanists, and a couple of the temples, and they'll argue over who gets to do what. Rangers might get involved, try and track it back the regular way. I didn't trace anything, but I'm not an expert. Anyway, whole thing will likely go to whoever happened to be present at the Guildhouse when things got started because nobody really wants to delay. Unless the Watch wants to make it their problem?&amp;quot; He inquires of the Guards, who swiftly reverse directions and head back towards their regular spots by the Gate. NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PAPERWORK. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, found it out edge of the Felwood. Get this sort of thing every spring. Some wannabie trying to be the next Dark Lord, raise up an army of undead. As if that ever works. Only example I can think of is Heth, and he's using wights. Anyway, seeing as how Mister Bitey got loose, Lord Wannabie is likely already dead. This might even be what's left of him, if experiment went really wrong.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Buzzing softly, he nods to Lorik. &amp;quot;Munch, also called the TerrorMaw, and occasionally The Golem Who Eats... and occasionally get called 'Oh gods what the hell is that?!' but that's really for informal occasions. Far as rituals go, figure a TrueName is long and hard to pronounce, but I'm not an expert.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Distressingly, Lorik is so very open and honest with the upworlders. ...Less distressingly, the enormous metal man doesn't seem to mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That makes me think of -- do you remember Ni'jel the Terrible, Lorik? Set himself up in that little cavern and tried to start his own reign of terror. That's how we kept getting zombies in the garden. I expect we could track down whoever's causing problems around here. Perhaps -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ithiliel's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a half-dozen of those guards returning. The gates are still being guarded, and while they don't seem to be harassing Munch too much, nobody seems especially thrilled to see Lorik. Nobody's swords are drawn, precisely, but hands are on hilts and two halberd-bearing men look... well, capable of leveling those halberds if they have to. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Step out of line, there's a good chap,&amp;quot; one of the guards snaps. &amp;quot;What do you think you're doing? Just walking up to the city bold as brass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He's with me,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's all right, miss,&amp;quot; another replies. &amp;quot;You're not his hostage anymore. You don't have to stay with him -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'm NOT his -- are you even listening to me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fellwood? I...think I've heard of that. There is a map around here somewhere.&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment. &amp;quot;I really don't think it's very effective to try to just summon up a bunch of undead and call yourself a warlord, unless like you said they have some of the more powerful types. I mean...zombies don't seem very tacticly sound...just to me. I'm not a necromancer or anything.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A blink. &amp;quot;TerrorMaw?&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Do you actually eat your opponents? That does sound very intimidating!&amp;quot; He makes it sound like a compliment even as he walks with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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...at least the /plan/ was walk with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh! Ni'jel! Yes he was a bit of fun to remove. I think the gardner didn't mind the zombies. Gave everyone something to do, and the fertilizer seemsed to help the mushrooms grow for the most part.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He seems perfectly willing to continue on with the story. At least until he was called out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I...er...me?&amp;quot; Golden eyes blink up towards the guard snapping at him. &amp;quot;I...was just, wait she's not anyone's hostage!&amp;quot; Protests the shadow elf. &amp;quot;I'm just a simple traveler,&amp;quot; Silver hoops glint in his ears in the sun as he shakes his head slightly. &amp;quot;Really! I mean she was a hostage, but she's not anymore!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the other guards pokes the shadow elf in one shoulder...which goes poorly for the guard because armor has little in the way of give. &amp;quot;I heard he's a necromancer!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What? I clearly just said I'm not a necromancer!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The row is starting to garner the attention of everyone around as the newcomers to the city argue with the guards who refuse to let them pass. &lt;br /&gt;
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The argument is about to get louder, but it isn't as if the two elves and the golem know this. Not yet anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman descends upon them with a swirl of expensive silk and her hair piled up loosely in a stylish coiffure, her chin in a defiant angle and her nose in the air. She doesn't just ''stomp'' towards the guards and the undercity dwellers, but she ''flounces'' in a manner befitting her station, her folded fan slapping the wrist of a guard when he attempts to reach for the 'hostage' in a manner so imperious, one can practically visualize the red carpet rolling underneath her feet. She is young, with red hair, and green eyes flecked with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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And the aura she exudes practically reeks of privilege and snobbery. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While the city rightfully ''lauds'' you for your diligence...&amp;quot; She squints at the rank pin on his cloak. &amp;quot;...lieutenant, I would have to request that you let my servant...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Lorik without looking at him. &amp;quot;...and his friend pass. They were running a particularly urgent errand for me at dawn and I have been waiting ''breathlessly'' for their return. I know, I know. They look at all ''nothing'' like trustworthy individuals but the man owes me a debt and rest assured, he ''will'' pay for it with his body.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman then spins around, and points her fan at Lorik. &amp;quot;And ''you''. Where have you been? I remember ''specifically'' telling you ''with all due haste''. Do you know what that means? It certainly does ''not'' mean all morning! What were you doing out there? Having a picnic?! Your day off isn't until two days from now, is this how you repay my generosity?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;GUYS.&amp;quot; Munch addresses the Guards in calm, measured tones. He's been practicing. &amp;quot;If he's not dangerous, you don't need to worry about it. If he is, you call the Guild, the Guild calls me. I'm already here. It's not a problem.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And then there's silks and flouncing. And no Sandy in sight. &lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks with a soft 'click'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I'm leaning towards 'not dangerous'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And I was never ''his'' hostage,&amp;quot; Ithiliel adds, because this is definitely going to help. &amp;quot;Really, this is all a massive -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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And then? It's the Attack of the Posh Lady. On one hand, Ithiliel is slightly terrified by the sudden vortex of silk and perfume and privilege that has wound around them. On the other hand... oh of COURSE, this is their ticket out of trouble! &lt;br /&gt;
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On the third hand, it's been so long since Ithiliel has been able to wear anything pretty that she has to stomp on the urge to ask Rori where she got that wonderful dress. &lt;br /&gt;
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The impulse to obeisance is one that is unfortunately pretty much second nature to the little priestess at this point. She crosses her arms over her chest and bows in apology: &amp;quot;So very sorry, mistress! As soon as the guards allow us to pass, we'll be at your service again, mistress!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The guards, too, are more than a little mystified. &amp;quot;''These'' are your servants, madam?&amp;quot; Because there are enough wealthy and ridiculous people that anyone can be important. And it isn't a good idea to irritate them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god. &lt;br /&gt;
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Flouncing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Honestly Lorik seems fairly well adjusted against flouncing. Because really? Though the woman reeks of privilege he grew up around people like this. And she doesn't seem to want to poison him, she hasn't threatened to throw him to the family dogs, or use him in some blood ritual. &lt;br /&gt;
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Really this kind of abuse if fairly mild compared with what he's used too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So instead of /looking/ as poleaxed as he feels he gamely rallies. &amp;quot;You did not say 'with all due haste' or I would have remembered!&amp;quot; He protests. &amp;quot;You'll not be docking my reward for this, and we are only an hour or so late! The map you gave us was poor!&amp;quot; He protests as he starts walks now, pushing forwards past the guards, focusing on the woman in silk as he gestures wildly for a moment. &amp;quot;And you always give me things to do on my day off! My debt can't be worth this!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...look when you make a scene you just double down on the scene. The more awkward you make everyone else feel, the less close they look at what is happening. &lt;br /&gt;
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It seems to work at least. The Guards just stare in bemused wonder at the scene as the shadow elf pushes forwards, with his more well minded companion. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of them looks up towards Munch and opens his mouth for a moment. Then closes it. Then opens it again. He looks a touch like a fish at this point. &amp;quot;...I guess you have a point...&amp;quot; They say begrudgingly. &amp;quot;...I mean it looks like he's going to be in worse trouble anyway. Especially if he doesn't stop arguing with the lady there.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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If the guards are mystified, Rori doesn't pay attention to them, bringing forth every single remembered scrap of pretention she has had to wear like armor in her uncle's cutthroat court. Every Selese lady wasn't just a lady, she was a ''princess''. And ''outside'' of the Land of a Thousand Princes, she isn't just a princess, but a queen. ''A queen among ants.'' Really, she ought to be surprised that after a few years removed from her homeland that she still remembers how to seize the reins of a situation with a velvet-cloaked, but iron-fisted grip, and steer it to her whims. She ought to be more disconcerted, but she isn't. Instead, she falls into the pool of her past history like a swan returning home. &lt;br /&gt;
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...the comparison is apt, at least. Swans are ill-tempered creatures and she brings ''that'' to bear, also. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess is quick to fall in line, thankfully, recognizing the opportunity for what it is. &lt;br /&gt;
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''These are your servants, madame?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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She GASPS. It is a sound ''teeming'' with outrage, and she completes the picture by ''slapping'' the fan against his shoulder. &amp;quot;''Madame''?&amp;quot; she repeats, in a tone so disbelieving, it is as if the guard had told her that her beloved pet pomeranian has died and she is in absolute denial about it. &amp;quot;I am not even twenty-two summers old, how ''dare'' you! Mark my words, sir, your uniform may symbolize your authority, but you won't get anywhere in life if you don't educate yourself with the proper way to talk to women! Oh, your poor ''wife''!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And with Lorik's protests, she rounds on him immediately. &amp;quot;''And you''. How ''dare'' you, too. I am an ''expert'' in drawing maps. I'll have you know that Master Galileo Bertinelli educated me in cartography, himself, it isn't my fault you can't read!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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She pauses, and lets out a world-weary sigh. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While I completely understand that you're absolutely ''blinded'' by my ravishing beauty, you've obviously been born with ''weak retinas'', so I suggest you refrain from cursing my excellent instructions and curse your own misfortune instead for having the visual capability of a cave bat! Now cease your prattling immediately and follow me! Pick up your feet, ''Herbert''.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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With that, she pivots on her heel, gesturing with an airy wave of her hand for her 'servants' to follow. And to the diminutive priestess: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;For the love of Eluna, no wonder you're my favorite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And once away from the guards, she flashes Ithiliel a wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks. Blinks again, and shrugs. &amp;quot;Whelp, I'ma see a man about a zombie. You guys take care.&amp;quot; And then he's off again, dragging his load over the cobblestones.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|You Shall Not Pass]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthusiastic about their presence in their daring escape from an oppressive home, while a golem attempts to do the same while carrying a wriggling zombie. A red-haired charlatan decides to help...in the most ridiculous way possible.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The day they came to the surface was the day that Ithiliel first let herself weep. The fact that she hadn't seen the sun in years didn't hurt, either -- or, rather, it hurt her eyes enough that tears might not have seemed unusual. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the weeks since, she's coached her companions in appropriate civic behavior. They've never lived on the surface, some of them; admittedly, the best person to help them adapt probably isn't a formerly semi-cloistered librarian who spent the last few years scrubbing floors and making beds in a Mul'niessa city.&lt;br /&gt;
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So it is that they come to the gates of Alexandria, footsore and travel-dusty. &amp;quot;I doubt it will surprise you that they may not be entirely... easy with us entering. But I will speak well for you. Nevertheless, it may be best to, ah. Pull your cloak-hoods down?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...but won't that just make us look more suspicious?&amp;quot; Asks Lori'thalik, Lorik to most of the people he knows. Since you know the name is kind of a dead giveaway of what he is. Who he is. Where he came from and a dozen other things, just as much as the dark skin and darker hair of his. The question though is honest enough, his head tilted just slightly to one side as he regards his companion and guide in this, his latest adventure. &lt;br /&gt;
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It really has been an adventure. A panicked flight, a running battle, and the first night he spent under the stars...well...ever. He had been awed by it, but being awed is something he's slowly getting used too. At least he hasn't started gibbering about where the cave ceiling went. &lt;br /&gt;
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...yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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A city though? That isn't quite so awe inspiring, after all he's lived in them before. He's just more curious about this one, espicially as he looks at the guards by the gates. &amp;quot;I mean we don't mean any harm, right? So it can't be that bad...&amp;quot; A pause again. &amp;quot;...I wish Shavri hadn't wondered off like she did.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;You know I bet she went over the wall.&amp;quot; An even longer pause. &amp;quot;Which is something I'm not even going to attempt.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Traffic is always the heaviest during lunchtime. &lt;br /&gt;
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Especially so in the areas surrounding the western gate of the lord's city of Alexandria, where fortunes can be made or lost in the blink of an eye. A place full of as many wild opportunities as there are grave misfortunes and rendered all the more unpredictable for it. She has lived within these boundaries for a little over a year now, and it still constantly amazes her as to how the social beats in the city are so chaotic that even her upbringing in Selentia, the Land of a Thousand Princes, has done little to prepare her for it. Every corner is ''full'' of surprises, and days like these are only some of the reasons why she has resolved ''never'' ever to go back to the land of her birth, where smiles are as sharp as daggers. &lt;br /&gt;
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The areas surrounding the western gate, in particular, is full of cafes; simple stalls open to the air, where anyone can come up and snack on a piece of confection and the hot beverage of their choice. The sun hangs high upon a cloudless sky, but the breeze is cool, bringing with it a hint of rain and the barest touch of lingering frost - a sign that Winter is stubbornly hanging on and is refusing to relinquish the change of the season to its brighter, wetter cousin completely. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori Lee is seated in one of these, waiting patiently for her opponent to make his move. He does so, tanned fingers moving a piece on the board laid out for them - an old game, not unlike the boards her father introduced her to in a bid to teach her not just strategy, but perception, to look into the eyes of another and home in on their greatest desires. &lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, their desires at a given moment. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I still don't think you can gauge a person's mind just by looking at the board,&amp;quot; Lorenzo Agrias tells her. &amp;quot;Your bits are yellow and black and mine are green and red. What does that really say, anyway?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That you're an aggressive negotiator who hides it well by keeping your voice level at all times, but who has difficulty understanding that retreat can be a good thing,&amp;quot; Rori replies with a winning, cutting smile as she maneuvers her next piece. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That, and whoever designed this bloody game is colorblind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch trudges and scrapes. Standing taller than the average man, and covered in layers of metal, the golem's footsteps are less than silent in the best of times. Weighed down by a pair of small trees dragging behind him, 'stealthy' is about the last word to describe the metal man. The branches of the trees have been neatly trimmed, the few left woven together to form a crude bed, the whole thing a makeshift travois. A small figure is tangled in the branches, occasionally groaning softly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As they step into the stream of caravans and travelers streaming into Alexandria, Ithiliel fiddles anxiously with the end of her braid. She bobs her head to one side, then the other, weighing Lorik's summation. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; she admits. &amp;quot;I expect you're right. The honest option would probably be to request to speak to the guard captain. I just want to make sure we get to ''see'' the guard captain without anyone trying to fill you with arrows. But since we're not trying to creep in in the night -- or, for that matter, scale the walls or crawl in via the sewers -- that will... probably speak well in our favor?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's one of the things she didn't realize she was going to have to get used to: doing things legitimately and without trying to sneak around. &lt;br /&gt;
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Squaring her shoulders, she adds: &amp;quot;After all. I am a priestess of the Temple of Eluna. ...Or I was. I'm sure my word will be good for someth--&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She breaks off as she watches Munch trudging forward, staring up at him and then over to the figure groaning in the branches he drags. &amp;quot;Are you all right?&amp;quot; she calls, breaking away from her original path and stepping forward. &amp;quot;Is someone hurt?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Personally, if I have a option, I'd rather not get filled with arrows either.&amp;quot; The shadow elf agrees with a wry twist of his lips as he glances around, noting the large space he's being given. The looks that are tossed his way. &amp;quot;You know, I didn't really think I'd be as much of a spectacle here. At least I hoped. I mean they have plenty of intresting things to stare at here like...that...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This is when he notes the trudging figure of Munch that comes slowly tromping up the tradeway. &amp;quot;Why stare at me when there are things like that I don't understand it at all!&amp;quot; The shadow elf exclaims towards his companion...and then realizes that said companion is already rushing forwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a sigh before he starts after her, towards the huge golem and his groaning package. There is a slight glance in the direction of the gate guards, a few already becoming aware of the situation and staring towards the pair of elves and the big metal figure. Lorik can feel that spot between his shoulderblades itch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Not in a pleasant way. &lt;br /&gt;
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He tries to offer a reassuring smile in the guards direction as he hurries to catch Ith, hoping that at least confuses them enough to not feather him while he's walking. Now of course the stares are rippling outwards, the rumors and speculations traveling at speed though the crowd at the tradeway and even past the gates as everyone knows gossip can travel faster than the wind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite!&amp;quot; Lorenzo throws back his head and laughs. &amp;quot;You can't possibly have gotten all of that just by looking at my side of the board.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori smiles. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, you got me there,&amp;quot; she says simply. &amp;quot;I can't help but pay attention, Lorz. It's a blessing as well as a failing. But you're right.&amp;quot; There's a dramatic sigh, a hand over her heart. &amp;quot;You got me there. You want to know the real reason how I managed to get all of that?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enlighten me, oh learned one.&amp;quot; Said with no small measure of wryness. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Because out of everyone else in the Company, you're the biggest pain in my arse,&amp;quot; Rori continues, snapping the win as she pushes her last yellow piece forward, and topples the man's red castle. &amp;quot;And ''despite'' being a huge pain in my arse, I still, ''miraculously'', tolerate your company. I wouldn't be able to discern just why that is if I simply ignored you, would I?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I don't know if I ought to take that as an insult or compliment.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And yet, I still win.&amp;quot; Pale fingers wiggle his captured red castle at him, smile broadening to hint at rows of white teeth. &amp;quot;Someone owes me a beer.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The hubbub at the end of the street catches her attention, however, and she inclines her head sideways, green eyes flecked with gold moving past Lorenzo's shoulder and towards the growing hubbub around two cloaked figures and a golem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The bloody hell?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hn?&amp;quot; Lorenzo cranes his neck over his shoulder. &amp;quot;Tourists?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, there's plenty of those every day.&amp;quot; Rori slowly unfolds herself from her seat. &amp;quot;Must be That Time again, Lorz. I'll see you tonight at the theatre, right?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Make sure you're not late this time,&amp;quot; her companion says, lifting his fingers in a wave as she saunters off, before giving the board in front of him another wary, disbelieving squint. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reading someone through games,&amp;quot; he mutters with a snort. &amp;quot;Bullshite, I say.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He pauses. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;....she saddled me with the bill again, didn't she?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch buzzes softly. &amp;quot;I guess that's one way to put it. Bit beyond help though.&amp;quot; A few other citizens show concern, starting to approach, only to 180 at getting a good look at the groaning figure. Arms and legs are missing, as is the nose, one eye, a fair bit of skin, and quite a few internal organs. This doesn't stop the head from rolling around, biting ineffectively at those who get too close. Even for a zombie it's in pretty rough shape. &amp;quot;I'm taking it to the Guild. Maybe they can trace back where it came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You're... bringing a zombie -- an active zombie -- into the city?&amp;quot; Ithiliel stares in horror, her fingers clutched around the end of her braid. She takes a step or two away from the groaning figure; she'd assumed it was some poor sick man, but whoever this was seems to have contracted so much of a sickness that he's not likely to get over it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess looks at Lorik. Looks back at the zombie. Looks at Lorik. Looks at the zombie. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Maybe we will have less trouble than I thought,&amp;quot; she murmurs. &amp;quot;Come on. Let's go talk to the guards. ...Which Guild will you be taking it to?&amp;quot; This last is directed to Munch. She can't deny that it would be interesting to see whether someone can trace the patterns of magic on the poor animated corpse to find who made it. &lt;br /&gt;
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There isn't as much horror in Lorik's gaze, more curiosity instead of real horror. Instead he peers at the golems pitiful 'passenger' before glancing up at the great armored figure itself. &amp;quot;I was always told that zombies didn't make as good servents as skeletons.&amp;quot; The shadow elf comments towards the large figure as he turns to start towards the gate further. &amp;quot;I mean skeletons only smell slightly musty, and don't usually leave parts everywhere.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its all so...normal for him. The undead thing. I mean this is why happens when your family consists of mostly evil priests. &lt;br /&gt;
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It kinda skews your thought of normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is there an infestation nearby though? I've heard they can get out of hand sometimes.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;If there is an infestation perhaps this Guild can use some help with them? I mean we do need some kind of income...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Punching undead is what good people do right? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...look he's new at this. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then the shadow elf pauses a moment to glance up towards the golem. &amp;quot;Oh! Forgive me, my name is Lorik. I've been told its polite to introduce yourself.&amp;quot; A beatpause. &amp;quot;At home they always told me to use nicknames to cut down on the amount of ritual magic used against you, but maybe here it is different?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...very new to this. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As they approach the gate though there is a bit more of a kurflufle as a second pair of guards join the first, stepping into the road in front of the...two...elves? &lt;br /&gt;
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The conversation from where she had been listening, at least, was somewhat interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rori can understand the curiosity; it isn't every day that any being would march back into the city carrying an undead body - even from where she is listening, in a nearby alley, arms crossed over her chest and leaning against the wall, she can ''smell'' the putrefaction emanating from the shambling, dismembered thing. It's the other two, though, that sparks movement from the guards. &lt;br /&gt;
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What little she sees breeds suspicions immediately - a glimpse of gray skin from underneath giant hoods. &lt;br /&gt;
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She ought to be more than content to listen. This isn't, after all, her problem. &lt;br /&gt;
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But those sharp green eyes slide to the side towards a small boutique just across the way that specializes in luxury clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Don't do it, Lorelei. This isn't your problem. Don't do it. Don't even think about--'' &lt;br /&gt;
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A FEW MINUTES LATER... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's an absolutely lovely dress, my lady, and it suits you nicely,&amp;quot; the store's flamboyant sales representative says enthusiastically as the redhead admires herself in the mirror. &amp;quot;Green is ''most definitely'' your color, though white and gold would work as well, and if I can just direct your attention to the bodice, you'll find Master Gabriel's ''impeccable'' handstitched embroidery...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's absolutely beautiful,&amp;quot; Rori replies, and to her infinite credit, there isn't a single note of artifice in her voice as she makes a small turn in front of the mirror. &amp;quot;I will take it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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''...your poor impulse control is a /blight upon this city/, Lorelei de Beaucharnais.'' &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;We can process your payment this way, my lady.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Payment. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori pivots, and flashes the young woman a brilliant smile. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;''About'' that...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch snorts, an intresting sound from someone lacking nostrils. &amp;quot;It's just a zombie. couple kids with long sticks can take out one of those.&amp;quot; Reach attack, flanking, seriously, couple kids with long sticks. &amp;quot;Explorer's Guild. They'll contact the Society of Arcanists, and a couple of the temples, and they'll argue over who gets to do what. Rangers might get involved, try and track it back the regular way. I didn't trace anything, but I'm not an expert. Anyway, whole thing will likely go to whoever happened to be present at the Guildhouse when things got started because nobody really wants to delay. Unless the Watch wants to make it their problem?&amp;quot; He inquires of the Guards, who swiftly reverse directions and head back towards their regular spots by the Gate. NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PAPERWORK. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, found it out edge of the Felwood. Get this sort of thing every spring. Some wannabie trying to be the next Dark Lord, raise up an army of undead. As if that ever works. Only example I can think of is Heth, and he's using wights. Anyway, seeing as how Mister Bitey got loose, Lord Wannabie is likely already dead. This might even be what's left of him, if experiment went really wrong.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Buzzing softly, he nods to Lorik. &amp;quot;Munch, also called the TerrorMaw, and occasionally The Golem Who Eats... and occasionally get called 'Oh gods what the hell is that?!' but that's really for informal occasions. Far as rituals go, figure a TrueName is long and hard to pronounce, but I'm not an expert.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Distressingly, Lorik is so very open and honest with the upworlders. ...Less distressingly, the enormous metal man doesn't seem to mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That makes me think of -- do you remember Ni'jel the Terrible, Lorik? Set himself up in that little cavern and tried to start his own reign of terror. That's how we kept getting zombies in the garden. I expect we could track down whoever's causing problems around here. Perhaps -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ithiliel's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a half-dozen of those guards returning. The gates are still being guarded, and while they don't seem to be harassing Munch too much, nobody seems especially thrilled to see Lorik. Nobody's swords are drawn, precisely, but hands are on hilts and two halberd-bearing men look... well, capable of leveling those halberds if they have to. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Step out of line, there's a good chap,&amp;quot; one of the guards snaps. &amp;quot;What do you think you're doing? Just walking up to the city bold as brass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He's with me,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;It's all right, miss,&amp;quot; another replies. &amp;quot;You're not his hostage anymore. You don't have to stay with him -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I'm NOT his -- are you even listening to me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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---&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fellwood? I...think I've heard of that. There is a map around here somewhere.&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment. &amp;quot;I really don't think it's very effective to try to just summon up a bunch of undead and call yourself a warlord, unless like you said they have some of the more powerful types. I mean...zombies don't seem very tacticly sound...just to me. I'm not a necromancer or anything.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A blink. &amp;quot;TerrorMaw?&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Do you actually eat your opponents? That does sound very intimidating!&amp;quot; He makes it sound like a compliment even as he walks with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...at least the /plan/ was walk with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh! Ni'jel! Yes he was a bit of fun to remove. I think the gardner didn't mind the zombies. Gave everyone something to do, and the fertilizer seemsed to help the mushrooms grow for the most part.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He seems perfectly willing to continue on with the story. At least until he was called out. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I...er...me?&amp;quot; Golden eyes blink up towards the guard snapping at him. &amp;quot;I...was just, wait she's not anyone's hostage!&amp;quot; Protests the shadow elf. &amp;quot;I'm just a simple traveler,&amp;quot; Silver hoops glint in his ears in the sun as he shakes his head slightly. &amp;quot;Really! I mean she was a hostage, but she's not anymore!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the other guards pokes the shadow elf in one shoulder...which goes poorly for the guard because armor has little in the way of give. &amp;quot;I heard he's a necromancer!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What? I clearly just said I'm not a necromancer!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The row is starting to garner the attention of everyone around as the newcomers to the city argue with the guards who refuse to let them pass. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The argument is about to get louder, but it isn't as if the two elves and the golem know this. Not yet anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman descends upon them with a swirl of expensive silk and her hair piled up loosely in a stylish coiffure, her chin in a defiant angle and her nose in the air. She doesn't just ''stomp'' towards the guards and the undercity dwellers, but she ''flounces'' in a manner befitting her station, her folded fan slapping the wrist of a guard when he attempts to reach for the 'hostage' in a manner so imperious, one can practically visualize the red carpet rolling underneath her feet. She is young, with red hair, and green eyes flecked with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the aura she exudes practically reeks of privilege and snobbery. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;While the city rightfully ''lauds'' you for your diligence...&amp;quot; She squints at the rank pin on his cloak. &amp;quot;...lieutenant, I would have to request that you let my servant...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Lorik without looking at him. &amp;quot;...and his friend pass. They were running a particularly urgent errand for me at dawn and I have been waiting ''breathlessly'' for their return. I know, I know. They look at all ''nothing'' like trustworthy individuals but the man owes me a debt and rest assured, he ''will'' pay for it with his body.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The woman then spins around, and points her fan at Lorik. &amp;quot;And ''you''. Where have you been? I remember ''specifically'' telling you ''with all due haste''. Do you know what that means? It certainly does ''not'' mean all morning! What were you doing out there? Having a picnic?! Your day off isn't until two days from now, is this how you repay my generosity?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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---&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;GUYS.&amp;quot; Munch addresses the Guards in calm, measured tones. He's been practicing. &amp;quot;If he's not dangerous, you don't need to worry about it. If he is, you call the Guild, the Guild calls me. I'm already here. It's not a problem.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then there's silks and flouncing. And no Sandy in sight. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Munch blinks with a soft 'click'. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;...I'm leaning towards 'not dangerous'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And I was never ''his'' hostage,&amp;quot; Ithiliel adds, because this is definitely going to help. &amp;quot;Really, this is all a massive -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then? It's the Attack of the Posh Lady. On one hand, Ithiliel is slightly terrified by the sudden vortex of silk and perfume and privilege that has wound around them. On the other hand... oh of COURSE, this is their ticket out of trouble! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On the third hand, it's been so long since Ithiliel has been able to wear anything pretty that she has to stomp on the urge to ask Rori where she got that wonderful dress. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The impulse to obeisance is one that is unfortunately pretty much second nature to the little priestess at this point. She crosses her arms over her chest and bows in apology: &amp;quot;So very sorry, mistress! As soon as the guards allow us to pass, we'll be at your service again, mistress!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The guards, too, are more than a little mystified. &amp;quot;''These'' are your servants, madam?&amp;quot; Because there are enough wealthy and ridiculous people that anyone can be important. And it isn't a good idea to irritate them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god. &lt;br /&gt;
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Flouncing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Honestly Lorik seems fairly well adjusted against flouncing. Because really? Though the woman reeks of privilege he grew up around people like this. And she doesn't seem to want to poison him, she hasn't threatened to throw him to the family dogs, or use him in some blood ritual. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Really this kind of abuse if fairly mild compared with what he's used too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So instead of /looking/ as poleaxed as he feels he gamely rallies. &amp;quot;You did not say 'with all due haste' or I would have remembered!&amp;quot; He protests. &amp;quot;You'll not be docking my reward for this, and we are only an hour or so late! The map you gave us was poor!&amp;quot; He protests as he starts walks now, pushing forwards past the guards, focusing on the woman in silk as he gestures wildly for a moment. &amp;quot;And you always give me things to do on my day off! My debt can't be worth this!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...look when you make a scene you just double down on the scene. The more awkward you make everyone else feel, the less close they look at what is happening. &lt;br /&gt;
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It seems to work at least. The Guards just stare in bemused wonder at the scene as the shadow elf pushes forwards, with his more well minded companion. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of them looks up towards Munch and opens his mouth for a moment. Then closes it. Then opens it again. He looks a touch like a fish at this point. &amp;quot;...I guess you have a point...&amp;quot; They say begrudgingly. &amp;quot;...I mean it looks like he's going to be in worse trouble anyway. Especially if he doesn't stop arguing with the lady there.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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If the guards are mystified, Rori doesn't pay attention to them, bringing forth every single remembered scrap of pretention she has had to wear like armor in her uncle's cutthroat court. Every Selese lady wasn't just a lady, she was a ''princess''. And ''outside'' of the Land of a Thousand Princes, she isn't just a princess, but a queen. ''A queen among ants.'' Really, she ought to be surprised that after a few years removed from her homeland that she still remembers how to seize the reins of a situation with a velvet-cloaked, but iron-fisted grip, and steer it to her whims. She ought to be more disconcerted, but she isn't. Instead, she falls into the pool of her past history like a swan returning home. &lt;br /&gt;
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...the comparison is apt, at least. Swans are ill-tempered creatures and she brings ''that'' to bear, also. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess is quick to fall in line, at least, recognizing the opportunity for what it is. &lt;br /&gt;
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''These are your servants, madame?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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She GASPS. It is a sound ''teeming'' with outrage, and she completes the picture by ''slapping'' the fan against his shoulder. &amp;quot;''Madame''?&amp;quot; she repeats, in a tone so disbelieving, it is as if the guard had told her that her beloved pet pomeranian has died and she is in absolute denial about it. &amp;quot;I am not even twenty-two summers old, how ''dare'' you! Mark my words, sir, your uniform may symbolize your authority, but you won't get anywhere in life if you don't educate yourself with the proper way to talk to women! Oh, your poor ''wife''!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And with Lorik's protests, she rounds on him immediately. &amp;quot;''And you''. How ''dare'' you, too. I am an ''expert'' in drawing maps. I'll have you know that Master Galileo Bertinelli educated me in cartography, himself, it isn't my fault you can't read!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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She pauses, and lets out a world-weary sigh. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;While I completely understand that you're absolutely ''blinded'' by my ravishing beauty, you've obviously been born with ''weak retinas'', so I suggest you refrain from cursing my excellent instructions and curse your own misfortune instead for having the visual capability of a cave bat! Now cease your prattling immediately and follow me! Pick up your feet, ''Herbert''.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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With that, she pivots on her heel, gesturing with an airy wave of her hand for her 'servants' to follow. And to the diminutive priestess: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;For the love of Eluna, no wonder you're my favorite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And once away from the guards, she flashes Ithiliel a wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks. Blinks again, and shrugs. &amp;quot;Whelp, I'ma see a man about a zombie. You guys take care.&amp;quot; And then he's off again, dragging his load over the cobblestones.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthusiastic about their presence in their daring escape from an oppressive home, while a golem attempts to do the same while carrying a wriggling zombie. A red-haired charlatan decides to help...in the most ridiculous way possible.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The day they came to the surface was the day that Ithiliel first let herself weep. The fact that she hadn't seen the sun in years didn't hurt, either -- or, rather, it hurt her eyes enough that tears might not have seemed unusual. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the weeks since, she's coached her companions in appropriate civic behavior. They've never lived on the surface, some of them; admittedly, the best person to help them adapt probably isn't a formerly semi-cloistered librarian who spent the last few years scrubbing floors and making beds in a Mul'niessa city.&lt;br /&gt;
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So it is that they come to the gates of Alexandria, footsore and travel-dusty. &amp;quot;I doubt it will surprise you that they may not be entirely... easy with us entering. But I will speak well for you. Nevertheless, it may be best to, ah. Pull your cloak-hoods down?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...but won't that just make us look more suspicious?&amp;quot; Asks Lori'thalik, Lorik to most of the people he knows. Since you know the name is kind of a dead giveaway of what he is. Who he is. Where he came from and a dozen other things, just as much as the dark skin and darker hair of his. The question though is honest enough, his head tilted just slightly to one side as he regards his companion and guide in this, his latest adventure. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It really has been an adventure. A panicked flight, a running battle, and the first night he spent under the stars...well...ever. He had been awed by it, but being awed is something he's slowly getting used too. At least he hasn't started gibbering about where the cave ceiling went. &lt;br /&gt;
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...yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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A city though? That isn't quite so awe inspiring, after all he's lived in them before. He's just more curious about this one, espicially as he looks at the guards by the gates. &amp;quot;I mean we don't mean any harm, right? So it can't be that bad...&amp;quot; A pause again. &amp;quot;...I wish Shavri hadn't wondered off like she did.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;You know I bet she went over the wall.&amp;quot; An even longer pause. &amp;quot;Which is something I'm not even going to attempt.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Traffic is always the heaviest during lunchtime. &lt;br /&gt;
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Especially so in the areas surrounding the western gate of the lord's city of Alexandria, where fortunes can be made or lost in the blink of an eye. A place full of as many wild opportunities as there are grave misfortunes and rendered all the more unpredictable for it. She has lived within these boundaries for a little over a year now, and it still constantly amazes her as to how the social beats in the city are so chaotic that even her upbringing in Selentia, the Land of a Thousand Princes, has done little to prepare her for it. Every corner is ''full'' of surprises, and days like these are only some of the reasons why she has resolved ''never'' ever to go back to the land of her birth, where smiles are as sharp as daggers. &lt;br /&gt;
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The areas surrounding the western gate, in particular, is full of cafes; simple stalls open to the air, where anyone can come up and snack on a piece of confection and the hot beverage of their choice. The sun hangs high upon a cloudless sky, but the breeze is cool, bringing with it a hint of rain and the barest touch of lingering frost - a sign that Winter is stubbornly hanging on and is refusing to relinquish the change of the season to its brighter, wetter cousin completely. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori Lee is seated in one of these, waiting patiently for her opponent to make his move. He does so, tanned fingers moving a piece on the board laid out for them - an old game, not unlike the boards her father introduced her to in a bid to teach her not just strategy, but perception, to look into the eyes of another and home in on their greatest desires. &lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, their desires at a given moment. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I still don't think you can gauge a person's mind just by looking at the board,&amp;quot; Lorenzo Agrias tells her. &amp;quot;Your bits are yellow and black and mine are green and red. What does that really say, anyway?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That you're an aggressive negotiator who hides it well by keeping your voice level at all times, but who has difficulty understanding that retreat can be a good thing,&amp;quot; Rori replies with a winning, cutting smile as she maneuvers her next piece. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That, and whoever designed this bloody game is colorblind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch trudges and scrapes. Standing taller than the average man, and covered in layers of metal, the golem's footsteps are less than silent in the best of times. Weighed down by a pair of small trees dragging behind him, 'stealthy' is about the last word to describe the metal man. The branches of the trees have been neatly trimmed, the few left woven together to form a crude bed, the whole thing a makeshift travois. A small figure is tangled in the branches, occasionally groaning softly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As they step into the stream of caravans and travelers streaming into Alexandria, Ithiliel fiddles anxiously with the end of her braid. She bobs her head to one side, then the other, weighing Lorik's summation. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; she admits. &amp;quot;I expect you're right. The honest option would probably be to request to speak to the guard captain. I just want to make sure we get to ''see'' the guard captain without anyone trying to fill you with arrows. But since we're not trying to creep in in the night -- or, for that matter, scale the walls or crawl in via the sewers -- that will... probably speak well in our favor?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's one of the things she didn't realize she was going to have to get used to: doing things legitimately and without trying to sneak around. &lt;br /&gt;
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Squaring her shoulders, she adds: &amp;quot;After all. I am a priestess of the Temple of Eluna. ...Or I was. I'm sure my word will be good for someth--&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She breaks off as she watches Munch trudging forward, staring up at him and then over to the figure groaning in the branches he drags. &amp;quot;Are you all right?&amp;quot; she calls, breaking away from her original path and stepping forward. &amp;quot;Is someone hurt?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Personally, if I have a option, I'd rather not get filled with arrows either.&amp;quot; The shadow elf agrees with a wry twist of his lips as he glances around, noting the large space he's being given. The looks that are tossed his way. &amp;quot;You know, I didn't really think I'd be as much of a spectacle here. At least I hoped. I mean they have plenty of intresting things to stare at here like...that...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This is when he notes the trudging figure of Munch that comes slowly tromping up the tradeway. &amp;quot;Why stare at me when there are things like that I don't understand it at all!&amp;quot; The shadow elf exclaims towards his companion...and then realizes that said companion is already rushing forwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a sigh before he starts after her, towards the huge golem and his groaning package. There is a slight glance in the direction of the gate guards, a few already becoming aware of the situation and staring towards the pair of elves and the big metal figure. Lorik can feel that spot between his shoulderblades itch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Not in a pleasant way. &lt;br /&gt;
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He tries to offer a reassuring smile in the guards direction as he hurries to catch Ith, hoping that at least confuses them enough to not feather him while he's walking. Now of course the stares are rippling outwards, the rumors and speculations traveling at speed though the crowd at the tradeway and even past the gates as everyone knows gossip can travel faster than the wind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite!&amp;quot; Lorenzo throws back his head and laughs. &amp;quot;You can't possibly have gotten all of that just by looking at my side of the board.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori smiles. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, you got me there,&amp;quot; she says simply. &amp;quot;I can't help but pay attention, Lorz. It's a blessing as well as a failing. But you're right.&amp;quot; There's a dramatic sigh, a hand over her heart. &amp;quot;You got me there. You want to know the real reason how I managed to get all of that?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enlighten me, oh learned one.&amp;quot; Said with no small measure of wryness. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Because out of everyone else in the Company, you're the biggest pain in my arse,&amp;quot; Rori continues, snapping the win as she pushes her last yellow piece forward, and topples the man's red castle. &amp;quot;And ''despite'' being a huge pain in my arse, I still, ''miraculously'', tolerate your company. I wouldn't be able to discern just why that is if I simply ignored you, would I?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I don't know if I ought to take that as an insult or compliment.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And yet, I still win.&amp;quot; Pale fingers wiggle his captured red castle at him, smile broadening to hint at rows of white teeth. &amp;quot;Someone owes me a beer.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The hubbub at the end of the street catches her attention, however, and she inclines her head sideways, green eyes flecked with gold moving past Lorenzo's shoulder and towards the growing hubbub around two cloaked figures and a golem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The bloody hell?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hn?&amp;quot; Lorenzo cranes his neck over his shoulder. &amp;quot;Tourists?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, there's plenty of those every day.&amp;quot; Rori slowly unfolds herself from her seat. &amp;quot;Must be That Time again, Lorz. I'll see you tonight at the theatre, right?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Make sure you're not late this time,&amp;quot; her companion says, lifting his fingers in a wave as she saunters off, before giving the board in front of him another wary, disbelieving squint. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reading someone through games,&amp;quot; he mutters with a snort. &amp;quot;Bullshite, I say.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He pauses. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;....she saddled me with the bill again, didn't she?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch buzzes softly. &amp;quot;I guess that's one way to put it. Bit beyond help though.&amp;quot; A few other citizens show concern, starting to approach, only to 180 at getting a good look at the groaning figure. Arms and legs are missing, as is the nose, one eye, a fair bit of skin, and quite a few internal organs. This doesn't stop the head from rolling around, biting ineffectively at those who get too close. Even for a zombie it's in pretty rough shape. &amp;quot;I'm taking it to the Guild. Maybe they can trace back where it came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You're... bringing a zombie -- an active zombie -- into the city?&amp;quot; Ithiliel stares in horror, her fingers clutched around the end of her braid. She takes a step or two away from the groaning figure; she'd assumed it was some poor sick man, but whoever this was seems to have contracted so much of a sickness that he's not likely to get over it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess looks at Lorik. Looks back at the zombie. Looks at Lorik. Looks at the zombie. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Maybe we will have less trouble than I thought,&amp;quot; she murmurs. &amp;quot;Come on. Let's go talk to the guards. ...Which Guild will you be taking it to?&amp;quot; This last is directed to Munch. She can't deny that it would be interesting to see whether someone can trace the patterns of magic on the poor animated corpse to find who made it. &lt;br /&gt;
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There isn't as much horror in Lorik's gaze, more curiosity instead of real horror. Instead he peers at the golems pitiful 'passenger' before glancing up at the great armored figure itself. &amp;quot;I was always told that zombies didn't make as good servents as skeletons.&amp;quot; The shadow elf comments towards the large figure as he turns to start towards the gate further. &amp;quot;I mean skeletons only smell slightly musty, and don't usually leave parts everywhere.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its all so...normal for him. The undead thing. I mean this is why happens when your family consists of mostly evil priests. &lt;br /&gt;
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It kinda skews your thought of normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is there an infestation nearby though? I've heard they can get out of hand sometimes.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;If there is an infestation perhaps this Guild can use some help with them? I mean we do need some kind of income...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Punching undead is what good people do right? &lt;br /&gt;
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...look he's new at this. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the shadow elf pauses a moment to glance up towards the golem. &amp;quot;Oh! Forgive me, my name is Lorik. I've been told its polite to introduce yourself.&amp;quot; A beatpause. &amp;quot;At home they always told me to use nicknames to cut down on the amount of ritual magic used against you, but maybe here it is different?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...very new to this. &lt;br /&gt;
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As they approach the gate though there is a bit more of a kurflufle as a second pair of guards join the first, stepping into the road in front of the...two...elves? &lt;br /&gt;
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The conversation from where she had been listening, at least, was somewhat interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori can understand the curiosity; it isn't every day that any being would march back into the city carrying an undead body - even from where she is listening, in a nearby alley, arms crossed over her chest and leaning against the wall, she can ''smell'' the putrefaction emanating from the shambling, dismembered thing. It's the other two, though, that sparks movement from the guards. &lt;br /&gt;
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What little she sees breeds suspicions immediately - a glimpse of gray skin from underneath giant hoods. &lt;br /&gt;
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She ought to be more than content to listen. This isn't, after all, her problem. &lt;br /&gt;
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But those sharp green eyes slide to the side towards a small boutique just across the way that specializes in luxury clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
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''Don't do it, Lorelei. This isn't your problem. Don't do it. Don't even think about--'' &lt;br /&gt;
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A FEW MINUTES LATER... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's an absolutely lovely dress, my lady, and it suits you nicely,&amp;quot; the store's flamboyant sales representative says enthusiastically as the redhead admires herself in the mirror. &amp;quot;Green is ''most definitely'' your color, though white and gold would work as well, and if I can just direct your attention to the bodice, you'll find Master Gabriel's ''impeccable'' handstitched embroidery...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's absolutely beautiful,&amp;quot; Rori replies, and to her infinite credit, there isn't a single note of artifice in her voice as she makes a small turn in front of the mirror. &amp;quot;I will take it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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''...your poor impulse control is a /blight upon this city/, Lorelei de Beaucharnais.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We can process your payment this way, my lady.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Payment. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori pivots, and flashes the young woman a brilliant smile. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;''About'' that...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch snorts, an intresting sound from someone lacking nostrils. &amp;quot;It's just a zombie. couple kids with long sticks can take out one of those.&amp;quot; Reach attack, flanking, seriously, couple kids with long sticks. &amp;quot;Explorer's Guild. They'll contact the Society of Arcanists, and a couple of the temples, and they'll argue over who gets to do what. Rangers might get involved, try and track it back the regular way. I didn't trace anything, but I'm not an expert. Anyway, whole thing will likely go to whoever happened to be present at the Guildhouse when things got started because nobody really wants to delay. Unless the Watch wants to make it their problem?&amp;quot; He inquires of the Guards, who swiftly reverse directions and head back towards their regular spots by the Gate. NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PAPERWORK. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, found it out edge of the Felwood. Get this sort of thing every spring. Some wannabie trying to be the next Dark Lord, raise up an army of undead. As if that ever works. Only example I can think of is Heth, and he's using wights. Anyway, seeing as how Mister Bitey got loose, Lord Wannabie is likely already dead. This might even be what's left of him, if experiment went really wrong.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Buzzing softly, he nods to Lorik. &amp;quot;Munch, also called the TerrorMaw, and occasionally The Golem Who Eats... and occasionally get called 'Oh gods what the hell is that?!' but that's really for informal occasions. Far as rituals go, figure a TrueName is long and hard to pronounce, but I'm not an expert.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Distressingly, Lorik is so very open and honest with the upworlders. ...Less distressingly, the enormous metal man doesn't seem to mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That makes me think of -- do you remember Ni'jel the Terrible, Lorik? Set himself up in that little cavern and tried to start his own reign of terror. That's how we kept getting zombies in the garden. I expect we could track down whoever's causing problems around here. Perhaps -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ithiliel's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a half-dozen of those guards returning. The gates are still being guarded, and while they don't seem to be harassing Munch too much, nobody seems especially thrilled to see Lorik. Nobody's swords are drawn, precisely, but hands are on hilts and two halberd-bearing men look... well, capable of leveling those halberds if they have to. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Step out of line, there's a good chap,&amp;quot; one of the guards snaps. &amp;quot;What do you think you're doing? Just walking up to the city bold as brass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He's with me,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's all right, miss,&amp;quot; another replies. &amp;quot;You're not his hostage anymore. You don't have to stay with him -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'm NOT his -- are you even listening to me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fellwood? I...think I've heard of that. There is a map around here somewhere.&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment. &amp;quot;I really don't think it's very effective to try to just summon up a bunch of undead and call yourself a warlord, unless like you said they have some of the more powerful types. I mean...zombies don't seem very tacticly sound...just to me. I'm not a necromancer or anything.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A blink. &amp;quot;TerrorMaw?&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Do you actually eat your opponents? That does sound very intimidating!&amp;quot; He makes it sound like a compliment even as he walks with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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...at least the /plan/ was walk with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh! Ni'jel! Yes he was a bit of fun to remove. I think the gardner didn't mind the zombies. Gave everyone something to do, and the fertilizer seemsed to help the mushrooms grow for the most part.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He seems perfectly willing to continue on with the story. At least until he was called out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I...er...me?&amp;quot; Golden eyes blink up towards the guard snapping at him. &amp;quot;I...was just, wait she's not anyone's hostage!&amp;quot; Protests the shadow elf. &amp;quot;I'm just a simple traveler,&amp;quot; Silver hoops glint in his ears in the sun as he shakes his head slightly. &amp;quot;Really! I mean she was a hostage, but she's not anymore!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the other guards pokes the shadow elf in one shoulder...which goes poorly for the guard because armor has little in the way of give. &amp;quot;I heard he's a necromancer!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What? I clearly just said I'm not a necromancer!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The row is starting to garner the attention of everyone around as the newcomers to the city argue with the guards who refuse to let them pass. &lt;br /&gt;
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The argument is about to get louder, but it isn't as if the two elves and the golem know this. Not yet anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman descends upon them with a swirl of expensive silk and her hair piled up loosely in a stylish coiffure, her chin in a defiant angle and her nose in the air. She doesn't just ''stomp'' towards the guards and the undercity dwellers, but she ''flounces'' in a manner befitting her station, her folded fan slapping the wrist of a guard when he attempts to reach for the 'hostage' in a manner so imperious, one can practically visualize the red carpet rolling underneath her feet. She is young, with red hair, and green eyes flecked with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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And the aura she exudes practically reeks of privilege and snobbery. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While the city rightfully ''lauds'' you for your diligence...&amp;quot; She squints at the rank pin on his cloak. &amp;quot;...lieutenant, I would have to request that you let my servant...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Lorik without looking at him. &amp;quot;...and his friend pass. They were running a particularly urgent errand for me at dawn and I have been waiting ''breathlessly'' for their return. I know, I know. They look at all ''nothing'' like trustworthy individuals but the man owes me a debt and rest assured, he ''will'' pay for it with his body.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman then spins around, and points her fan at Lorik. &amp;quot;And ''you''. Where have you been? I remember ''specifically'' telling you ''with all due haste''. Do you know what that means? It certainly does ''not'' mean all morning! What were you doing out there? Having a picnic?! Your day off isn't until two days from now, is this how you repay my generosity?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;GUYS.&amp;quot; Munch addresses the Guards in calm, measured tones. He's been practicing. &amp;quot;If he's not dangerous, you don't need to worry about it. If he is, you call the Guild, the Guild calls me. I'm already here. It's not a problem.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And then there's silks and flouncing. And no Sandy in sight. &lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks with a soft 'click'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I'm leaning towards 'not dangerous'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And I was never ''his'' hostage,&amp;quot; Ithiliel adds, because this is definitely going to help. &amp;quot;Really, this is all a massive -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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And then? It's the Attack of the Posh Lady. On one hand, Ithiliel is slightly terrified by the sudden vortex of silk and perfume and privilege that has wound around them. On the other hand... oh of COURSE, this is their ticket out of trouble! &lt;br /&gt;
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On the third hand, it's been so long since Ithiliel has been able to wear anything pretty that she has to stomp on the urge to ask Rori where she got that wonderful dress. &lt;br /&gt;
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The impulse to obeisance is one that is unfortunately pretty much second nature to the little priestess at this point. She crosses her arms over her chest and bows in apology: &amp;quot;So very sorry, mistress! As soon as the guards allow us to pass, we'll be at your service again, mistress!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The guards, too, are more than a little mystified. &amp;quot;''These'' are your servants, madam?&amp;quot; Because there are enough wealthy and ridiculous people that anyone can be important. And it isn't a good idea to irritate them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Flouncing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Honestly Lorik seems fairly well adjusted against flouncing. Because really? Though the woman reeks of privilege he grew up around people like this. And she doesn't seem to want to poison him, she hasn't threatened to throw him to the family dogs, or use him in some blood ritual. &lt;br /&gt;
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Really this kind of abuse if fairly mild compared with what he's used too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So instead of /looking/ as poleaxed as he feels he gamely rallies. &amp;quot;You did not say 'with all due haste' or I would have remembered!&amp;quot; He protests. &amp;quot;You'll not be docking my reward for this, and we are only an hour or so late! The map you gave us was poor!&amp;quot; He protests as he starts walks now, pushing forwards past the guards, focusing on the woman in silk as he gestures wildly for a moment. &amp;quot;And you always give me things to do on my day off! My debt can't be worth this!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...look when you make a scene you just double down on the scene. The more awkward you make everyone else feel, the less close they look at what is happening. &lt;br /&gt;
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It seems to work at least. The Guards just stare in bemused wonder at the scene as the shadow elf pushes forwards, with his more well minded companion. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of them looks up towards Munch and opens his mouth for a moment. Then closes it. Then opens it again. He looks a touch like a fish at this point. &amp;quot;...I guess you have a point...&amp;quot; They say begrudgingly. &amp;quot;...I mean it looks like he's going to be in worse trouble anyway. Especially if he doesn't stop arguing with the lady there.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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If the guards are mystified, Rori doesn't pay attention to them, bringing forth every single remembered scrap of pretention she has had to wear like armor in her uncle's cutthroat court. Every Selanese lady wasn't just a lady, she was a ''princess''. And ''outside'' of the Land of a Thousand Princes, she isn't just a princess, but a queen. ''A queen among ants.'' Really, she ought to be surprised that after a few years removed from her homeland that she still remembers how to seize the reins of a situation with a velvet-cloaked, but iron-fisted grip, and steer it to her whims. She ought to be more disconcerted, but she isn't. Instead, she falls into the pool of her past history like a swan returning home. &lt;br /&gt;
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...the comparison is apt, at least. Swans are ill-tempered creatures and she brings ''that'' to bear, also. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess is quick to fall in line, at least, recognizing the opportunity for what it is. &lt;br /&gt;
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''These are your servants, madame?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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She GASPS. It is a sound ''teeming'' with outrage, and she completes the picture by ''slapping'' the fan against his shoulder. &amp;quot;''Madame''?&amp;quot; she repeats, in a tone so disbelieving, it is as if the guard had told her that her beloved pet pomeranian has died and she is in absolute denial about it. &amp;quot;I am not even twenty-two summers old, how ''dare'' you! Mark my words, sir, your uniform may symbolize your authority, but you won't get anywhere in life if you don't educate yourself with the proper way to talk to women! Oh, your poor ''wife''!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And with Lorik's protests, she rounds on him immediately. &amp;quot;''And you''. How ''dare'' you, too. I am an ''expert'' in drawing maps. I'll have you know that Master Galileo Bertinelli educated me in cartography, himself, it isn't my fault you can't read!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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She pauses, and lets out a world-weary sigh. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While I completely understand that you're absolutely ''blinded'' by my ravishing beauty, you've obviously been born with ''weak retinas'', so I suggest you refrain from cursing my excellent instructions and curse your own misfortune instead for having the visual capability of a cave bat! Now cease your prattling immediately and follow me! Pick up your feet, ''Herbert''.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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With that, she pivots on her heel, gesturing with an airy wave of her hand for her 'servants' to follow. And to the diminutive priestess: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;For the love of Eluna, no wonder you're my favorite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And once away from the guards, she flashes Ithiliel a wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks. Blinks again, and shrugs. &amp;quot;Whelp, I'ma see a man about a zombie. You guys take care.&amp;quot; And then he's off again, dragging his load over the cobblestones.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthusiastic about their presence in their daring escape from an oppressive home, while a golem attempts to do the same while carrying a wriggling zombie. A red-haired charlatan decides to help...in the most ridiculous way possible.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The day they came to the surface was the day that Ithiliel first let herself weep. The fact that she hadn't seen the sun in years didn't hurt, either -- or, rather, it hurt her eyes enough that tears might not have seemed unusual. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the weeks since, she's coached her companions in appropriate civic behavior. They've never lived on the surface, some of them; admittedly, the best person to help them adapt probably isn't a formerly semi-cloistered librarian who spent the last few years scrubbing floors and making beds in a Mul'niessa city.&lt;br /&gt;
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So it is that they come to the gates of Alexandria, footsore and travel-dusty. &amp;quot;I doubt it will surprise you that they may not be entirely... easy with us entering. But I will speak well for you. Nevertheless, it may be best to, ah. Pull your cloak-hoods down?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...but won't that just make us look more suspicious?&amp;quot; Asks Lori'thalik, Lorik to most of the people he knows. Since you know the name is kind of a dead giveaway of what he is. Who he is. Where he came from and a dozen other things, just as much as the dark skin and darker hair of his. The question though is honest enough, his head tilted just slightly to one side as he regards his companion and guide in this, his latest adventure. &lt;br /&gt;
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It really has been an adventure. A panicked flight, a running battle, and the first night he spent under the stars...well...ever. He had been awed by it, but being awed is something he's slowly getting used too. At least he hasn't started gibbering about where the cave ceiling went. &lt;br /&gt;
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...yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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A city though? That isn't quite so awe inspiring, after all he's lived in them before. He's just more curious about this one, espicially as he looks at the guards by the gates. &amp;quot;I mean we don't mean any harm, right? So it can't be that bad...&amp;quot; A pause again. &amp;quot;...I wish Shavri hadn't wondered off like she did.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;You know I bet she went over the wall.&amp;quot; An even longer pause. &amp;quot;Which is something I'm not even going to attempt.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Traffic is always the heaviest during lunchtime. &lt;br /&gt;
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Especially so in the areas surrounding the western gate of the lord's city of Alexandria, where fortunes can be made or lost in the blink of an eye. A place full of as many wild opportunities as there are grave misfortunes and rendered all the more unpredictable for it. She has lived within these boundaries for a little over a year now, and it still constantly amazes her as to how the social beats in the city are so chaotic that even her upbringing in Selentia, the Land of a Thousand Princes, has done little to prepare her for it. Every corner is ''full'' of surprises, and days like these are only some of the reasons why she has resolved ''never'' ever to go back to the land of her birth, where smiles are as sharp as daggers. &lt;br /&gt;
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The areas surrounding the western gate, in particular, is full of cafes; simple stalls open to the air, where anyone can come up and snack on a piece of confection and the hot beverage of their choice. The sun hangs high upon a cloudless sky, but the breeze is cool, bringing with it a hint of rain and the barest touch of lingering frost - a sign that Winter is stubbornly hanging on and is refusing to relinquish the change of the season to its brighter, wetter cousin completely. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori Lee is seated in one of these, waiting patiently for her opponent to make his move. He does so, tanned fingers moving a piece on the board laid out for them - an old game, not unlike the boards her father introduced her to in a bid to teach her not just strategy, but perception, to look into the eyes of another and home in on their greatest desires. &lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, their desires at a given moment. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I still don't think you can gauge a person's mind just by looking at the board,&amp;quot; Lorenzo Agrias tells her. &amp;quot;Your bits are yellow and black and mine are green and red. What does that really say, anyway?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That you're an aggressive negotiator who hides it well by keeping your voice level at all times, but who has difficulty understanding that retreat can be a good thing,&amp;quot; Rori replies with a winning, cutting smile as she maneuvers her next piece. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That, and whoever designed this bloody game is colorblind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch trudges and scrapes. Standing taller than the average man, and covered in layers of metal, the golem's footsteps are less than silent in the best of times. Weighed down by a pair of small trees dragging behind him, 'stealthy' is about the last word to describe the metal man. The branches of the trees have been neatly trimmed, the few left woven together to form a crude bed, the whole thing a makeshift travois. A small figure is tangled in the branches, occasionally groaning softly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As they step into the stream of caravans and travelers streaming into Alexandria, Ithiliel fiddles anxiously with the end of her braid. She bobs her head to one side, then the other, weighing Lorik's summation. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; she admits. &amp;quot;I expect you're right. The honest option would probably be to request to speak to the guard captain. I just want to make sure we get to ''see'' the guard captain without anyone trying to fill you with arrows. But since we're not trying to creep in in the night -- or, for that matter, scale the walls or crawl in via the sewers -- that will... probably speak well in our favor?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's one of the things she didn't realize she was going to have to get used to: doing things legitimately and without trying to sneak around. &lt;br /&gt;
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Squaring her shoulders, she adds: &amp;quot;After all. I am a priestess of the Temple of Eluna. ...Or I was. I'm sure my word will be good for someth--&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She breaks off as she watches Munch trudging forward, staring up at him and then over to the figure groaning in the branches he drags. &amp;quot;Are you all right?&amp;quot; she calls, breaking away from her original path and stepping forward. &amp;quot;Is someone hurt?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Personally, if I have a option, I'd rather not get filled with arrows either.&amp;quot; The shadow elf agrees with a wry twist of his lips as he glances around, noting the large space he's being given. The looks that are tossed his way. &amp;quot;You know, I didn't really think I'd be as much of a spectacle here. At least I hoped. I mean they have plenty of intresting things to stare at here like...that...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This is when he notes the trudging figure of Munch that comes slowly tromping up the tradeway. &amp;quot;Why stare at me when there are things like that I don't understand it at all!&amp;quot; The shadow elf exclaims towards his companion...and then realizes that said companion is already rushing forwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a sigh before he starts after her, towards the huge golem and his groaning package. There is a slight glance in the direction of the gate guards, a few already becoming aware of the situation and staring towards the pair of elves and the big metal figure. Lorik can feel that spot between his shoulderblades itch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Not in a pleasant way. &lt;br /&gt;
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He tries to offer a reassuring smile in the guards direction as he hurries to catch Ith, hoping that at least confuses them enough to not feather him while he's walking. Now of course the stares are rippling outwards, the rumors and speculations traveling at speed though the crowd at the tradeway and even past the gates as everyone knows gossip can travel faster than the wind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite!&amp;quot; Lorenzo throws back his head and laughs. &amp;quot;You can't possibly have gotten all of that just by looking at my side of the board.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori smiles. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, you got me there,&amp;quot; she says simply. &amp;quot;I can't help but pay attention, Lorz. It's a blessing as well as a failing. But you're right.&amp;quot; There's a dramatic sigh, a hand over her heart. &amp;quot;You got me there. You want to know the real reason how I managed to get all of that?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enlighten me, oh learned one.&amp;quot; Said with no small measure of wryness. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Because out of everyone else in the Company, you're the biggest pain in my arse,&amp;quot; Rori continues, snapping the win as she pushes her last yellow piece forward, and topples the man's red castle. &amp;quot;And ''despite'' being a huge pain in my arse, I still, ''miraculously'', tolerate your company. I wouldn't be able to discern just why that is if I simply ignored you, would I?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I don't know if I ought to take that as an insult or compliment.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And yet, I still win.&amp;quot; Pale fingers wiggle his captured red castle at him, smile broadening to hint at rows of white teeth. &amp;quot;Someone owes me a beer.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The hubbub at the end of the street catches her attention, however, and she inclines her head sideways, green eyes flecked with gold moving past Lorenzo's shoulder and towards the growing hubbub around two cloaked figures and a golem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The bloody hell?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hn?&amp;quot; Lorenzo cranes his neck over his shoulder. &amp;quot;Tourists?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, there's plenty of those every day.&amp;quot; Rori slowly unfolds herself from her seat. &amp;quot;Must be That Time again, Lorz. I'll see you tonight at the theatre, right?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Make sure you're not late this time,&amp;quot; her companion says, lifting his fingers in a wave as she saunters off, before giving the board in front of him another wary, disbelieving squint. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reading someone through games,&amp;quot; he mutters with a snort. &amp;quot;Bullshite, I say.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He pauses. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;....she saddled me with the bill again, didn't she?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch buzzes softly. &amp;quot;I guess that's one way to put it. Bit beyond help though.&amp;quot; A few other citizens show concern, starting to approach, only to 180 at getting a good look at the groaning figure. Arms and legs are missing, as is the nose, one eye, a fair bit of skin, and quite a few internal organs. This doesn't stop the head from rolling around, biting ineffectively at those who get too close. Even for a zombie it's in pretty rough shape. &amp;quot;I'm taking it to the Guild. Maybe they can trace back where it came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You're... bringing a zombie -- an active zombie -- into the city?&amp;quot; Ithiliel stares in horror, her fingers clutched around the end of her braid. She takes a step or two away from the groaning figure; she'd assumed it was some poor sick man, but whoever this was seems to have contracted so much of a sickness that he's not likely to get over it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess looks at Lorik. Looks back at the zombie. Looks at Lorik. Looks at the zombie. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Maybe we will have less trouble than I thought,&amp;quot; she murmurs. &amp;quot;Come on. Let's go talk to the guards. ...Which Guild will you be taking it to?&amp;quot; This last is directed to Munch. She can't deny that it would be interesting to see whether someone can trace the patterns of magic on the poor animated corpse to find who made it. &lt;br /&gt;
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There isn't as much horror in Lorik's gaze, more curiosity instead of real horror. Instead he peers at the golems pitiful 'passenger' before glancing up at the great armored figure itself. &amp;quot;I was always told that zombies didn't make as good servents as skeletons.&amp;quot; The shadow elf comments towards the large figure as he turns to start towards the gate further. &amp;quot;I mean skeletons only smell slightly musty, and don't usually leave parts everywhere.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its all so...normal for him. The undead thing. I mean this is why happens when your family consists of mostly evil priests. &lt;br /&gt;
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It kinda skews your thought of normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is there an infestation nearby though? I've heard they can get out of hand sometimes.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;If there is an infestation perhaps this Guild can use some help with them? I mean we do need some kind of income...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Punching undead is what good people do right? &lt;br /&gt;
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...look he's new at this. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the shadow elf pauses a moment to glance up towards the golem. &amp;quot;Oh! Forgive me, my name is Lorik. I've been told its polite to introduce yourself.&amp;quot; A beatpause. &amp;quot;At home they always told me to use nicknames to cut down on the amount of ritual magic used against you, but maybe here it is different?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...very new to this. &lt;br /&gt;
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As they approach the gate though there is a bit more of a kurflufle as a second pair of guards join the first, stepping into the road in front of the...two...elves? &lt;br /&gt;
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The conversation from where she had been listening, at least, was somewhat interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori can understand the curiosity; it isn't every day that any being would march back into the city carrying an undead body - even from where she is listening, in a nearby alley, arms crossed over her chest and leaning against the wall, she can ''smell'' the putrefaction emanating from the shambling, dismembered thing. It's the other two, though, that sparks movement from the guards. &lt;br /&gt;
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What little she sees breeds suspicions immediately - a glimpse of gray skin from underneath giant hoods. &lt;br /&gt;
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She ought to be more than content to listen. This isn't, after all, her problem. &lt;br /&gt;
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But those sharp green eyes slide to the side towards a small boutique just across the way that specializes in luxury clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
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''Don't do it, Lorelei. This isn't your problem. Don't do it. Don't even think about--'' &lt;br /&gt;
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A FEW MINUTES LATER... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's an absolutely lovely dress, my lady, and it suits you nicely,&amp;quot; the store's flamboyant sales representative says enthusiastically as the redhead admires herself in the mirror. &amp;quot;Green is ''most definitely'' your color, though white and gold would work as well, and if I can just direct your attention to the bodice, you'll find Master Gabriel's ''impeccable'' handstitched embroidery...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's absolutely beautiful,&amp;quot; Rori replies, and to her infinite credit, there isn't a single note of artifice in her voice as she makes a small turn in front of the mirror. &amp;quot;I will take it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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''...your poor impulse control is a /blight upon this city/, Lorelei de Beaucharnais.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We can process your payment this way, my lady.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Payment. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori pivots, and flashes the young woman a brilliant smile. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;''About'' that...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch snorts, an intresting sound from someone lacking nostrils. &amp;quot;It's just a zombie. couple kids with long sticks can take out one of those.&amp;quot; Reach attack, flanking, seriously, couple kids with long sticks. &amp;quot;Explorer's Guild. They'll contact the Society of Arcanists, and a couple of the temples, and they'll argue over who gets to do what. Rangers might get involved, try and track it back the regular way. I didn't trace anything, but I'm not an expert. Anyway, whole thing will likely go to whoever happened to be present at the Guildhouse when things got started because nobody really wants to delay. Unless the Watch wants to make it their problem?&amp;quot; He inquires of the Guards, who swiftly reverse directions and head back towards their regular spots by the Gate. NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PAPERWORK. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, found it out edge of the Felwood. Get this sort of thing every spring. Some wannabie trying to be the next Dark Lord, raise up an army of undead. As if that ever works. Only example I can think of is Heth, and he's using wights. Anyway, seeing as how Mister Bitey got loose, Lord Wannabie is likely already dead. This might even be what's left of him, if experiment went really wrong.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Buzzing softly, he nods to Lorik. &amp;quot;Munch, also called the TerrorMaw, and occasionally The Golem Who Eats... and occasionally get called 'Oh gods what the hell is that?!' but that's really for informal occasions. Far as rituals go, figure a TrueName is long and hard to pronounce, but I'm not an expert.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Distressingly, Lorik is so very open and honest with the upworlders. ...Less distressingly, the enormous metal man doesn't seem to mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That makes me think of -- do you remember Ni'jel the Terrible, Lorik? Set himself up in that little cavern and tried to start his own reign of terror. That's how we kept getting zombies in the garden. I expect we could track down whoever's causing problems around here. Perhaps -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ithiliel's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a half-dozen of those guards returning. The gates are still being guarded, and while they don't seem to be harassing Munch too much, nobody seems especially thrilled to see Lorik. Nobody's swords are drawn, precisely, but hands are on hilts and two halberd-bearing men look... well, capable of leveling those halberds if they have to. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Step out of line, there's a good chap,&amp;quot; one of the guards snaps. &amp;quot;What do you think you're doing? Just walking up to the city bold as brass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He's with me,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's all right, miss,&amp;quot; another replies. &amp;quot;You're not his hostage anymore. You don't have to stay with him -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'm NOT his -- are you even listening to me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fellwood? I...think I've heard of that. There is a map around here somewhere.&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment. &amp;quot;I really don't think it's very effective to try to just summon up a bunch of undead and call yourself a warlord, unless like you said they have some of the more powerful types. I mean...zombies don't seem very tacticly sound...just to me. I'm not a necromancer or anything.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A blink. &amp;quot;TerrorMaw?&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Do you actually eat your opponents? That does sound very intimidating!&amp;quot; He makes it sound like a compliment even as he walks with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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...at least the /plan/ was walk with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh! Ni'jel! Yes he was a bit of fun to remove. I think the gardner didn't mind the zombies. Gave everyone something to do, and the fertilizer seemsed to help the mushrooms grow for the most part.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He seems perfectly willing to continue on with the story. At least until he was called out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I...er...me?&amp;quot; Golden eyes blink up towards the guard snapping at him. &amp;quot;I...was just, wait she's not anyone's hostage!&amp;quot; Protests the shadow elf. &amp;quot;I'm just a simple traveler,&amp;quot; Silver hoops glint in his ears in the sun as he shakes his head slightly. &amp;quot;Really! I mean she was a hostage, but she's not anymore!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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One of the other guards pokes the shadow elf in one shoulder...which goes poorly for the guard because armor has little in the way of give. &amp;quot;I heard he's a necromancer!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What? I clearly just said I'm not a necromancer!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The row is starting to garner the attention of everyone around as the newcomers to the city argue with the guards who refuse to let them pass. &lt;br /&gt;
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The argument is about to get louder, but it isn't as if the two elves and the golem know this. Not yet anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman descends upon them with a swirl of expensive silk and her hair piled up loosely in a stylish coiffure, her chin in a defiant angle and her nose in the air. She doesn't just ''stomp'' towards the guards and the undercity dwellers, but she ''flounces'' in a manner befitting her station, her folded fan slapping the wrist of a guard when he attempts to reach for the 'hostage' in a manner so imperious, one can practically visualize the red carpet rolling underneath her feet. She is young, with red hair, and green eyes flecked with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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And the aura she exudes practically reeks of privilege and snobbery. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While the city rightfully ''lauds'' you for your diligence...&amp;quot; She squints at the rank pin on his cloak. &amp;quot;...lieutenant, I would have to request that you let my servant...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Lorik without looking at him. &amp;quot;...and his friend pass. They were running a particularly urgent errand for me at dawn and I have been waiting ''breathlessly'' for their return. I know, I know. They look at all ''nothing'' like trustworthy individuals but the man owes me a debt and rest assured, he ''will'' pay for it with his body.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman then spins around, and points her fan at Lorik. &amp;quot;And ''you''. Where have you been? I remember ''specifically'' telling you ''with all due haste''. Do you know what that means? It certainly does ''not'' mean all morning! What were you doing out there? Having a picnic?! Your day off isn't until two days from now, is this how you repay my generosity?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;GUYS.&amp;quot; Munch addresses the Guards in calm, measured tones. He's been practicing. &amp;quot;If he's not dangerous, you don't need to worry about it. If he is, you call the Guild, the Guild calls me. I'm already here. It's not a problem.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And then there's silks and flouncing. And no Sandy in sight. &lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks with a soft 'click'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I'm leaning towards 'not dangerous'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And I was never ''his'' hostage,&amp;quot; Ithiliel adds, because this is definitely going to help. &amp;quot;Really, this is all a massive -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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And then? It's the Attack of the Posh Lady. On one hand, Ithiliel is slightly terrified by the sudden vortex of silk and perfume and privilege that has wound around them. On the other hand... oh of COURSE, this is their ticket out of trouble! &lt;br /&gt;
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On the third hand, it's been so long since Ithiliel has been able to wear anything pretty that she has to stomp on the urge to ask Rori where she got that wonderful dress. &lt;br /&gt;
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The impulse to obeisance is one that is unfortunately pretty much second nature to the little priestess at this point. She crosses her arms over her chest and bows in apology: &amp;quot;So very sorry, mistress! As soon as the guards allow us to pass, we'll be at your service again, mistress!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The guards, too, are more than a little mystified. &amp;quot;''These'' are your servants, madam?&amp;quot; Because there are enough wealthy and ridiculous people that anyone can be important. And it isn't a good idea to irritate them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god. &lt;br /&gt;
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Flouncing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Honestly Lorik seems fairly well adjusted against flouncing. Because really? Though the woman reeks of privilege he grew up around people like this. And she doesn't seem to want to poison him, she hasn't threatened to throw him to the family dogs, or use him in some blood ritual. &lt;br /&gt;
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Really this kind of abuse if fairly mild compared with what he's used too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So instead of /looking/ as poleaxed as he feels he gamely rallies. &amp;quot;You did not say 'with all due haste' or I would have remembered!&amp;quot; He protests. &amp;quot;You'll not be docking my reward for this, and we are only an hour or so late! The map you gave us was poor!&amp;quot; He protests as he starts walks now, pushing forwards past the guards, focusing on the woman in silk as he gestures wildly for a moment. &amp;quot;And you always give me things to do on my day off! My debt can't be worth this!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...look when you make a scene you just double down on the scene. The more awkward you make everyone else feel, the less close they look at what is happening. &lt;br /&gt;
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It seems to work at least. The Guards just stare in bemused wonder at the scene as the shadow elf pushes forwards, with his more well minded companion. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of them looks up towards Munch and opens his mouth for a moment. Then closes it. Then opens it again. He looks a touch like a fish at this point. &amp;quot;...I guess you have a point...&amp;quot; They say begrudgingly. &amp;quot;...I mean it looks like he's going to be in worse trouble anyway. Especially if he doesn't stop arguing with the lady there.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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If the guards are mystified, Rori doesn't pay attention to them, bringing forth every single remembered scrap of pretention she has had to wear like armor in her uncle's cutthroat court. Every Selanese lady wasn't just a lady, she was a ''princess''. And ''outside'' of the Land of a Thousand Princes, she isn't just a princess, but a queen. ''A queen among ants.'' Really, she ought to be surprised that after a few years removed from her homeland that she still remembers how to seize the reins of a situation with a velvet-cloaked, but iron-fisted grip, and steer it to her whims. She ought to be more disconcerted, but she isn't. Instead, she falls into the pool of her past history like a swan returning home. &lt;br /&gt;
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...the comparison is apt, at least. Swans are ill-tempered creatures and she brings ''that'' to bear, also. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess is quick to fall in line, at least, recognizing the opportunity for what it is. &lt;br /&gt;
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''These are your servants, madame?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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She GASPS. It is a sound ''teeming'' with outrage, and she completes the picture by ''slapping'' the fan against his shoulder. &amp;quot;''Madame''?&amp;quot; she repeats, in a tone so disbelieving, it is as if the guard had told her that her beloved pet pomeranian has died and she is in absolute denial about it. &amp;quot;I am not even twenty-two summers old, how ''dare'' you! Mark my words, sir, your uniform may symbolize your authority, but you won't get anywhere in life if you don't educate yourself with the proper way to talk to women! Oh, your poor ''wife''!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And with Lorik's protests, she rounds on him immediately. &amp;quot;''And you''. How ''dare'' you, too. I am an ''expert'' in drawing maps. I'll have you know that Master Galileo Bertinelli educated me in cartography, himself, it isn't my fault you can't read!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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She pauses, and lets out a world-weary sigh. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While I completely understand that you're absolutely ''blinded'' by my ravishing beauty, you've obviously been born with ''weak retinas'', so I suggest you refrain from cursing my poor instructions and curse your own misfortune instead for having the visual capability of a cave bat! Now cease your prattling immediately and follow me! Pick up your feet, ''Herbert''.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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With that, she pivots on her heel, gesturing with an airy wave of her hand for her 'servants' to follow. And to the diminutive priestess: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;For the love of Eluna, no wonder you're my favorite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And once away from the guards, she flashes Ithiliel a wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks. Blinks again, and shrugs. &amp;quot;Whelp, I'ma see a man about a zombie. You guys take care.&amp;quot; And then he's off again, dragging his load over the cobblestones.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Logs|You Shall Not Pass]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthusiastic about their presence in their daring escape from an oppressive home, while a golem attempts to do the same while carrying a wriggling zombie. A red-haired charlatan decides to help...in the most ridiculous way possible.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The day they came to the surface was the day that Ithiliel first let herself weep. The fact that she hadn't seen the sun in years didn't hurt, either -- or, rather, it hurt her eyes enough that tears might not have seemed unusual. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the weeks since, she's coached her companions in appropriate civic behavior. They've never lived on the surface, some of them; admittedly, the best person to help them adapt probably isn't a formerly semi-cloistered librarian who spent the last few years scrubbing floors and making beds in a Mul'niessa city.&lt;br /&gt;
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So it is that they come to the gates of Alexandria, footsore and travel-dusty. &amp;quot;I doubt it will surprise you that they may not be entirely... easy with us entering. But I will speak well for you. Nevertheless, it may be best to, ah. Pull your cloak-hoods down?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...but won't that just make us look more suspicious?&amp;quot; Asks Lori'thalik, Lorik to most of the people he knows. Since you know the name is kind of a dead giveaway of what he is. Who he is. Where he came from and a dozen other things, just as much as the dark skin and darker hair of his. The question though is honest enough, his head tilted just slightly to one side as he regards his companion and guide in this, his latest adventure. &lt;br /&gt;
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It really has been an adventure. A panicked flight, a running battle, and the first night he spent under the stars...well...ever. He had been awed by it, but being awed is something he's slowly getting used too. At least he hasn't started gibbering about where the cave ceiling went. &lt;br /&gt;
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...yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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A city though? That isn't quite so awe inspiring, after all he's lived in them before. He's just more curious about this one, espicially as he looks at the guards by the gates. &amp;quot;I mean we don't mean any harm, right? So it can't be that bad...&amp;quot; A pause again. &amp;quot;...I wish Shavri hadn't wondered off like she did.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;You know I bet she went over the wall.&amp;quot; An even longer pause. &amp;quot;Which is something I'm not even going to attempt.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Traffic is always the heaviest during lunchtime. &lt;br /&gt;
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Especially so in the areas surrounding the western gate of the lord's city of Alexandria, where fortunes can be made or lost in the blink of an eye. A place full of as many wild opportunities as there are grave misfortunes and rendered all the more unpredictable for it. She has lived within these boundaries for a little over a year now, and it still constantly amazes her as to how the social beats in the city are so chaotic that even her upbringing in Selentia, the Land of a Thousand Princes, has done little to prepare her for it. Every corner is ''full'' of surprises, and days like these are only some of the reasons why she has resolved ''never'' ever to go back to the land of her birth, where smiles are as sharp as daggers. &lt;br /&gt;
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The areas surrounding the western gate, in particular, is full of cafes; simple stalls open to the air, where anyone can come up and snack on a piece of confection and the hot beverage of their choice. The sun hangs high upon a cloudless sky, but the breeze is cool, bringing with it a hint of rain and the barest touch of lingering frost - a sign that Winter is stubbornly hanging on and is refusing to relinquish the change of the season to its brighter, wetter cousin completely. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori Lee is seated in one of these, waiting patiently for her opponent to make his move. He does so, tanned fingers moving a piece on the board laid out for them - an old game, not unlike the boards her father introduced her to in a bid to teach her not just strategy, but perception, to look into the eyes of another and home in on their greatest desires. &lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, their desires at a given moment. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I still don't think you can gauge a person's mind just by looking at the board,&amp;quot; Lorenzo Agrias tells her. &amp;quot;Your bits are yellow and black and mine are green and red. What does that really say, anyway?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That you're an aggressive negotiator who hides it well by keeping your voice level at all times, but who has difficulty understanding that retreat can be a good thing,&amp;quot; Rori replies with a winning, cutting smile as she maneuvers her next piece. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That, and whoever designed this bloody game is colorblind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch trudges and scrapes. Standing taller than the average man, and covered in layers of metal, the golem's footsteps are less than silent in the best of times. Weighed down by a pair of small trees dragging behind him, 'stealthy' is about the last word to describe the metal man. The branches of the trees have been neatly trimmed, the few left woven together to form a crude bed, the whole thing a makeshift travois. A small figure is tangled in the branches, occasionally groaning softly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As they step into the stream of caravans and travelers streaming into Alexandria, Ithiliel fiddles anxiously with the end of her braid. She bobs her head to one side, then the other, weighing Lorik's summation. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; she admits. &amp;quot;I expect you're right. The honest option would probably be to request to speak to the guard captain. I just want to make sure we get to ''see'' the guard captain without anyone trying to fill you with arrows. But since we're not trying to creep in in the night -- or, for that matter, scale the walls or crawl in via the sewers -- that will... probably speak well in our favor?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's one of the things she didn't realize she was going to have to get used to: doing things legitimately and without trying to sneak around. &lt;br /&gt;
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Squaring her shoulders, she adds: &amp;quot;After all. I am a priestess of the Temple of Eluna. ...Or I was. I'm sure my word will be good for someth--&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She breaks off as she watches Munch trudging forward, staring up at him and then over to the figure groaning in the branches he drags. &amp;quot;Are you all right?&amp;quot; she calls, breaking away from her original path and stepping forward. &amp;quot;Is someone hurt?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Personally, if I have a option, I'd rather not get filled with arrows either.&amp;quot; The shadow elf agrees with a wry twist of his lips as he glances around, noting the large space he's being given. The looks that are tossed his way. &amp;quot;You know, I didn't really think I'd be as much of a spectacle here. At least I hoped. I mean they have plenty of intresting things to stare at here like...that...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This is when he notes the trudging figure of Munch that comes slowly tromping up the tradeway. &amp;quot;Why stare at me when there are things like that I don't understand it at all!&amp;quot; The shadow elf exclaims towards his companion...and then realizes that said companion is already rushing forwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a sigh before he starts after her, towards the huge golem and his groaning package. There is a slight glance in the direction of the gate guards, a few already becoming aware of the situation and staring towards the pair of elves and the big metal figure. Lorik can feel that spot between his shoulderblades itch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Not in a pleasant way. &lt;br /&gt;
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He tries to offer a reassuring smile in the guards direction as he hurries to catch Ith, hoping that at least confuses them enough to not feather him while he's walking. Now of course the stares are rippling outwards, the rumors and speculations traveling at speed though the crowd at the tradeway and even past the gates as everyone knows gossip can travel faster than the wind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite!&amp;quot; Lorenzo throws back his head and laughs. &amp;quot;You can't possibly have gotten all of that just by looking at my side of the board.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori smiles. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, you got me there,&amp;quot; she says simply. &amp;quot;I can't help but pay attention, Lorz. It's a blessing as well as a failing. But you're right.&amp;quot; There's a dramatic sigh, a hand over her heart. &amp;quot;You got me there. You want to know the real reason how I managed to get all of that?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enlighten me, oh learned one.&amp;quot; Said with no small measure of wryness. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Because out of everyone else in the Company, you're the biggest pain in my arse,&amp;quot; Rori continues, snapping the win as she pushes her last yellow piece forward, and topples the man's red castle. &amp;quot;And ''despite'' being a huge pain in my arse, I still, ''miraculously'', tolerate your company. I wouldn't be able to discern just why that is if I simply ignored you, would I?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I don't know if I ought to take that as an insult or compliment.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And yet, I still win.&amp;quot; Pale fingers wiggle his captured red castle at him, smile broadening to hint at rows of white teeth. &amp;quot;Someone owes me a beer.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The hubbub at the end of the street catches her attention, however, and she inclines her head sideways, green eyes flecked with gold moving past Lorenzo's shoulder and towards the growing hubbub around two cloaked figures and a golem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The bloody hell?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hn?&amp;quot; Lorenzo cranes his neck over his shoulder. &amp;quot;Tourists?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, there's plenty of those every day.&amp;quot; Rori slowly unfolds herself from her seat. &amp;quot;Must be That Time again, Lorz. I'll see you tonight at the theatre, right?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Make sure you're not late this time,&amp;quot; her companion says, lifting his fingers in a wave as she saunters off, before giving the board in front of him another wary, disbelieving squint. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Reading someone through games,&amp;quot; he mutters with a snort. &amp;quot;Bullshite, I say.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He pauses. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;....she saddled me with the bill again, didn't she?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch buzzes softly. &amp;quot;I guess that's one way to put it. Bit beyond help though.&amp;quot; A few other citizens show concern, starting to approach, only to 180 at getting a good look at the groaning figure. Arms and legs are missing, as is the nose, one eye, a fair bit of skin, and quite a few internal organs. This doesn't stop the head from rolling around, biting ineffectively at those who get too close. Even for a zombie it's in pretty rough shape. &amp;quot;I'm taking it to the Guild. Maybe they can trace back where it came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You're... bringing a zombie -- an active zombie -- into the city?&amp;quot; Ithiliel stares in horror, her fingers clutched around the end of her braid. She takes a step or two away from the groaning figure; she'd assumed it was some poor sick man, but whoever this was seems to have contracted so much of a sickness that he's not likely to get over it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess looks at Lorik. Looks back at the zombie. Looks at Lorik. Looks at the zombie. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Maybe we will have less trouble than I thought,&amp;quot; she murmurs. &amp;quot;Come on. Let's go talk to the guards. ...Which Guild will you be taking it to?&amp;quot; This last is directed to Munch. She can't deny that it would be interesting to see whether someone can trace the patterns of magic on the poor animated corpse to find who made it. &lt;br /&gt;
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There isn't as much horror in Lorik's gaze, more curiosity instead of real horror. Instead he peers at the golems pitiful 'passenger' before glancing up at the great armored figure itself. &amp;quot;I was always told that zombies didn't make as good servents as skeletons.&amp;quot; The shadow elf comments towards the large figure as he turns to start towards the gate further. &amp;quot;I mean skeletons only smell slightly musty, and don't usually leave parts everywhere.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its all so...normal for him. The undead thing. I mean this is why happens when your family consists of mostly evil priests. &lt;br /&gt;
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It kinda skews your thought of normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is there an infestation nearby though? I've heard they can get out of hand sometimes.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;If there is an infestation perhaps this Guild can use some help with them? I mean we do need some kind of income...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Punching undead is what good people do right? &lt;br /&gt;
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...look he's new at this. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the shadow elf pauses a moment to glance up towards the golem. &amp;quot;Oh! Forgive me, my name is Lorik. I've been told its polite to introduce yourself.&amp;quot; A beatpause. &amp;quot;At home they always told me to use nicknames to cut down on the amount of ritual magic used against you, but maybe here it is different?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...very new to this. &lt;br /&gt;
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As they approach the gate though there is a bit more of a kurflufle as a second pair of guards join the first, stepping into the road in front of the...two...elves? &lt;br /&gt;
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The conversation from where she had been listening, at least, was somewhat interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori can understand the curiosity; it isn't every day that any being would march back into the city carrying an undead body - even from where she is listening, in a nearby alley, arms crossed over her chest and leaning against the wall, she can ''smell'' the putrefaction emanating from the shambling, dismembered thing. It's the other two, though, that sparks movement from the guards. &lt;br /&gt;
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What little she sees breeds suspicions immediately - a glimpse of gray skin from underneath giant hoods. &lt;br /&gt;
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She ought to be more than content to listen. This isn't, after all, her problem. &lt;br /&gt;
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But those sharp green eyes slide to the side towards a small boutique just across the way that specializes in luxury clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
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''Don't do it, Lorelei. This isn't your problem. Don't do it. Don't even think about--'' &lt;br /&gt;
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A FEW MINUTES LATER... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;It's an absolutely lovely dress, my lady, and it suits you nicely,&amp;quot; the store's flamboyant sales representative says enthusiastically as the redhead admires herself in the mirror. &amp;quot;Green is ''most definitely'' your color, though white and gold would work as well, and if I can just direct your attention to the bodice, you'll find Master Gabriel's ''impeccable'' handstitched embroidery...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's absolutely beautiful,&amp;quot; Rori replies, and to her infinite credit, there isn't a single note of artifice in her voice as she makes a small turn in front of the mirror. &amp;quot;I will take it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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''...your poor impulse control is a /blight upon this city/, Lorelei de Beaucharnais.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We can process your payment this way, my lady.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Payment. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori pivots, and flashes the young woman a brilliant smile. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;''About'' that...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch snorts, an intresting sound from someone lacking nostrils. &amp;quot;It's just a zombie. couple kids with long sticks can take out one of those.&amp;quot; Reach attack, flanking, seriously, couple kids with long sticks. &amp;quot;Explorer's Guild. They'll contact the Society of Arcanists, and a couple of the temples, and they'll argue over who gets to do what. Rangers might get involved, try and track it back the regular way. I didn't trace anything, but I'm not an expert. Anyway, whole thing will likely go to whoever happened to be present at the Guildhouse when things got started because nobody really wants to delay. Unless the Watch wants to make it their problem?&amp;quot; He inquires of the Guards, who swiftly reverse directions and head back towards their regular spots by the Gate. NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PAPERWORK. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, found it out edge of the Felwood. Get this sort of thing every spring. Some wannabie trying to be the next Dark Lord, raise up an army of undead. As if that ever works. Only example I can think of is Heth, and he's using wights. Anyway, seeing as how Mister Bitey got loose, Lord Wannabie is likely already dead. This might even be what's left of him, if experiment went really wrong.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Buzzing softly, he nods to Lorik. &amp;quot;Munch, also called the TerrorMaw, and occasionally The Golem Who Eats... and occasionally get called 'Oh gods what the hell is that?!' but that's really for informal occasions. Far as rituals go, figure a TrueName is long and hard to pronounce, but I'm not an expert.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Distressingly, Lorik is so very open and honest with the upworlders. ...Less distressingly, the enormous metal man doesn't seem to mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That makes me think of -- do you remember Ni'jel the Terrible, Lorik? Set himself up in that little cavern and tried to start his own reign of terror. That's how we kept getting zombies in the garden. I expect we could track down whoever's causing problems around here. Perhaps -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ithiliel's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a half-dozen of those guards returning. The gates are still being guarded, and while they don't seem to be harassing Munch too much, nobody seems especially thrilled to see Lorik. Nobody's swords are drawn, precisely, but hands are on hilts and two halberd-bearing men look... well, capable of leveling those halberds if they have to. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Step out of line, there's a good chap,&amp;quot; one of the guards snaps. &amp;quot;What do you think you're doing? Just walking up to the city bold as brass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He's with me,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's all right, miss,&amp;quot; another replies. &amp;quot;You're not his hostage anymore. You don't have to stay with him -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'm NOT his -- are you even listening to me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fellwood? I...think I've heard of that. There is a map around here somewhere.&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment. &amp;quot;I really don't think it's very effective to try to just summon up a bunch of undead and call yourself a warlord, unless like you said they have some of the more powerful types. I mean...zombies don't seem very tacticly sound...just to me. I'm not a necromancer or anything.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A blink. &amp;quot;TerrorMaw?&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Do you actually eat your opponents? That does sound very intimidating!&amp;quot; He makes it sound like a compliment even as he walks with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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...at least the /plan/ was walk with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Oh! Ni'jel! Yes he was a bit of fun to remove. I think the gardner didn't mind the zombies. Gave everyone something to do, and the fertilizer seemsed to help the mushrooms grow for the most part.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He seems perfectly willing to continue on with the story. At least until he was called out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I...er...me?&amp;quot; Golden eyes blink up towards the guard snapping at him. &amp;quot;I...was just, wait she's not anyone's hostage!&amp;quot; Protests the shadow elf. &amp;quot;I'm just a simple traveler,&amp;quot; Silver hoops glint in his ears in the sun as he shakes his head slightly. &amp;quot;Really! I mean she was a hostage, but she's not anymore!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the other guards pokes the shadow elf in one shoulder...which goes poorly for the guard because armor has little in the way of give. &amp;quot;I heard he's a necromancer!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What? I clearly just said I'm not a necromancer!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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---&lt;br /&gt;
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The row is starting to garner the attention of everyone around as the newcomers to the city argue with the guards who refuse to let them pass. &lt;br /&gt;
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The argument is about to get louder, but it isn't as if the two elves and the golem know this. Not yet anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman descends upon them with a swirl of expensive silk and her hair piled up loosely in a stylish coiffure, her chin in a defiant angle and her nose in the air. She doesn't just ''stomp'' towards the guards and the undercity dwellers, but she ''flounces'' in a manner befitting her station, her folded fan slapping the wrist of a guard when he attempts to reach for the 'hostage' in a manner so imperious, one can practically visualize the red carpet rolling underneath her feet. She is young, with red hair, and green eyes flecked with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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And the aura she exudes practically reeks of privilege and snobbery. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While the city rightfully ''lauds'' you for your diligence...&amp;quot; She squints at the rank pin on his cloak. &amp;quot;...lieutenant, I would have to request that you would have to let my servant...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Lorik without looking at him. &amp;quot;...and his friend pass. They were running a particularly urgent errand for me at dawn and I have been waiting ''breathlessly'' for their return. I know, I know. They look at all ''nothing'' like trustworthy individuals but the man owes me a debt and rest assured, he ''will'' pay for it with his body.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman then spins around, and points her fan at Lorik. &amp;quot;And ''you''. Where have you been? I remember ''specifically'' telling you ''with all due haste''. Do you know what that means? It certainly does ''not'' mean all morning! What were you doing out there? Having a picnic?! Your day off isn't until two days from now, is this how you repay my generosity?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;GUYS.&amp;quot; Munch addresses the Guards in calm, measured tones. He's been practicing. &amp;quot;If he's not dangerous, you don't need to worry about it. If he is, you call the Guild, the Guild calls me. I'm already here. It's not a problem.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And then there's silks and flouncing. And no Sandy in sight. &lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks with a soft 'click'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I'm leaning towards 'not dangerous'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And I was never ''his'' hostage,&amp;quot; Ithiliel adds, because this is definitely going to help. &amp;quot;Really, this is all a massive -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then? It's the Attack of the Posh Lady. On one hand, Ithiliel is slightly terrified by the sudden vortex of silk and perfume and privilege that has wound around them. On the other hand... oh of COURSE, this is their ticket out of trouble! &lt;br /&gt;
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On the third hand, it's been so long since Ithiliel has been able to wear anything pretty that she has to stomp on the urge to ask Rori where she got that wonderful dress. &lt;br /&gt;
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The impulse to obeisance is one that is unfortunately pretty much second nature to the little priestess at this point. She crosses her arms over her chest and bows in apology: &amp;quot;So very sorry, mistress! As soon as the guards allow us to pass, we'll be at your service again, mistress!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The guards, too, are more than a little mystified. &amp;quot;''These'' are your servants, madam?&amp;quot; Because there are enough wealthy and ridiculous people that anyone can be important. And it isn't a good idea to irritate them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god. &lt;br /&gt;
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Flouncing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Honestly Lorik seems fairly well adjusted against flouncing. Because really? Though the woman reeks of privilege he grew up around people like this. And she doesn't seem to want to poison him, she hasn't threatened to throw him to the family dogs, or use him in some blood ritual. &lt;br /&gt;
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Really this kind of abuse if fairly mild compared with what he's used too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So instead of /looking/ as poleaxed as he feels he gamely rallies. &amp;quot;You did not say 'with all due haste' or I would have remembered!&amp;quot; He protests. &amp;quot;You'll not be docking my reward for this, and we are only an hour or so late! The map you gave us was poor!&amp;quot; He protests as he starts walks now, pushing forwards past the guards, focusing on the woman in silk as he gestures wildly for a moment. &amp;quot;And you always give me things to do on my day off! My debt can't be worth this!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...look when you make a scene you just double down on the scene. The more awkward you make everyone else feel, the less close they look at what is happening. &lt;br /&gt;
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It seems to work at least. The Guards just stare in bemused wonder at the scene as the shadow elf pushes forwards, with his more well minded companion. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of them looks up towards Munch and opens his mouth for a moment. Then closes it. Then opens it again. He looks a touch like a fish at this point. &amp;quot;...I guess you have a point...&amp;quot; They say begrudgingly. &amp;quot;...I mean it looks like he's going to be in worse trouble anyway. Especially if he doesn't stop arguing with the lady there.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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If the guards are mystified, Rori doesn't pay attention to them, bringing forth every single remembered scrap of pretention she has had to wear like armor in her uncle's cutthroat court. Every Selanese lady wasn't just a lady, she was a ''princess''. And ''outside'' of the Land of a Thousand Princes, she isn't just a princess, but a queen. ''A queen among ants.'' Really, she ought to be surprised that after a few years removed from her homeland that she still remembers how to seize the reins of a situation with a velvet-cloaked, but iron-fisted grip, and steer it to her whims. She ought to be more disconcerted, but she isn't. Instead, she falls into the pool of her past history like a swan returning home. &lt;br /&gt;
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...the comparison is apt, at least. Swans are ill-tempered creatures and she brings ''that'' to bear, also. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess is quick to fall in line, at least, recognizing the opportunity for what it is. &lt;br /&gt;
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''These are your servants, madame?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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She GASPS. It is a sound ''teeming'' with outrage, and she completes the picture by ''slapping'' the fan against his shoulder. &amp;quot;''Madame''?&amp;quot; she repeats, in a tone so disbelieving, it is as if the guard had told her that her beloved pet pomeranian has died and she is in absolute denial about it. &amp;quot;I am not even twenty-two summers old, how ''dare'' you! Mark my words, sir, your uniform may symbolize your authority, but you won't get anywhere in life if you don't educate yourself with the proper way to talk to women! Oh, your poor ''wife''!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And with Lorik's protests, she rounds on him immediately. &amp;quot;''And you''. How ''dare'' you, too. I am an ''expert'' in drawing maps. I'll have you know that Master Galileo Bertinelli educated me in cartography, himself, it isn't my fault you can't read!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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She pauses, and lets out a world-weary sigh. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While I completely understand that you're absolutely ''blinded'' by my ravishing beauty, you've obviously been born with ''weak retinas'', so I suggest you refrain from cursing my poor instructions and curse your own misfortune instead for having the visual capability of a cave bat! Now cease your prattling immediately and follow me! Pick up your feet, ''Herbert''.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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With that, she pivots on her heel, gesturing with an airy wave of her hand for her 'servants' to follow. And to the diminutive priestess: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;For the love of Eluna, no wonder you're my favorite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And once away from the guards, she flashes Ithiliel a wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks. Blinks again, and shrugs. &amp;quot;Whelp, I'ma see a man about a zombie. You guys take care.&amp;quot; And then he's off again, dragging his load over the cobblestones.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Rori: Created page with &amp;quot;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;'' '''Starring:''' Ithiliel, Lorik, Rori, Munch &amp;lt;br&amp;gt; '''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthus...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''Title:''' ''You Shall Not Pass &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
'''Starring:''' [[Ithiliel]], [[Lorik]], [[Rori]], [[Munch]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'''Summary:''' ''Two dark elves try to sneak into a city less enthusiastic about their presence in their daring escape from an oppressive home, while a golem attempts to do the same while carrying a wriggling zombie. A red-haired charlatan decides to help...in the most ridiculous way possible.''&lt;br /&gt;
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The day they came to the surface was the day that Ithiliel first let herself weep. The fact that she hadn't seen the sun in years didn't hurt, either -- or, rather, it hurt her eyes enough that tears might not have seemed unusual. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the weeks since, she's coached her companions in appropriate civic behavior. They've never lived on the surface, some of them; admittedly, the best person to help them adapt probably isn't a formerly semi-cloistered librarian who spent the last few years scrubbing floors and making beds in a Mul'niessa city.&lt;br /&gt;
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So it is that they come to the gates of Alexandria, footsore and travel-dusty. &amp;quot;I doubt it will surprise you that they may not be entirely... easy with us entering. But I will speak well for you. Nevertheless, it may be best to, ah. Pull your cloak-hoods down?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...but won't that just make us look more suspicious?&amp;quot; Asks Lori'thalik, Lorik to most of the people he knows. Since you know the name is kind of a dead giveaway of what he is. Who he is. Where he came from and a dozen other things, just as much as the dark skin and darker hair of his. The question though is honest enough, his head tilted just slightly to one side as he regards his companion and guide in this, his latest adventure. &lt;br /&gt;
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It really has been an adventure. A panicked flight, a running battle, and the first night he spent under the stars...well...ever. He had been awed by it, but being awed is something he's slowly getting used too. At least he hasn't started gibbering about where the cave ceiling went. &lt;br /&gt;
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...yet. &lt;br /&gt;
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A city though? That isn't quite so awe inspiring, after all he's lived in them before. He's just more curious about this one, espicially as he looks at the guards by the gates. &amp;quot;I mean we don't mean any harm, right? So it can't be that bad...&amp;quot; A pause again. &amp;quot;...I wish Shavri hadn't wondered off like she did.&amp;quot; A longer pause. &amp;quot;You know I bet she went over the wall.&amp;quot; An even longer pause. &amp;quot;Which is something I'm not even going to attempt.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Traffic is always the heaviest during lunchtime. &lt;br /&gt;
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Especially so in the areas surrounding the western gate of the lord's city of Alexandria, where fortunes can be made or lost in the blink of an eye. A place full of as many wild opportunities as there are grave misfortunes and rendered all the more unpredictable for it. She has lived within these boundaries for a little over a year now, and it still constantly amazes her as to how the social beats in the city are so chaotic that even her upbringing in Selentia, the Land of a Thousand Princes, has done little to prepare her for it. Every corner is ''full'' of surprises, and days like these are only some of the reasons why she has resolved ''never'' ever to go back to the land of her birth, where smiles are as sharp as daggers. &lt;br /&gt;
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The areas surrounding the western gate, in particular, is full of cafes; simple stalls open to the air, where anyone can come up and snack on a piece of confection and the hot beverage of their choice. The sun hangs high upon a cloudless sky, but the breeze is cool, bringing with it a hint of rain and the barest touch of lingering frost - a sign that Winter is stubbornly hanging on and is refusing to relinquish the change of the season to its brighter, wetter cousin completely. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori Lee is seated in one of these, waiting patiently for her opponent to make his move. He does so, tanned fingers moving a piece on the board laid out for them - an old game, not unlike the boards her father introduced her to in a bid to teach her not just strategy, but perception, to look into the eyes of another and home in on their greatest desires. &lt;br /&gt;
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Or at least, their desires at a given moment. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I still don't think you can gauge a person's mind just by looking at the board,&amp;quot; Lorenzo Agrias tells her. &amp;quot;Your bits are yellow and black and mine are green and red. What does that really say, anyway?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That you're an aggressive negotiator who hides it well by keeping your voice level at all times, but who has difficulty understanding that retreat can be a good thing,&amp;quot; Rori replies with a winning, cutting smile as she maneuvers her next piece. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That, and whoever designed this bloody game is colorblind.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch trudges and scrapes. Standing taller than the average man, and covered in layers of metal, the golem's footsteps are less than silent in the best of times. Weighed down by a pair of small trees dragging behind him, 'stealthy' is about the last word to describe the metal man. The branches of the trees have been neatly trimmed, the few left woven together to form a crude bed, the whole thing a makeshift travois. A small figure is tangled in the branches, occasionally groaning softly.&lt;br /&gt;
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As they step into the stream of caravans and travelers streaming into Alexandria, Ithiliel fiddles anxiously with the end of her braid. She bobs her head to one side, then the other, weighing Lorik's summation. &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; she admits. &amp;quot;I expect you're right. The honest option would probably be to request to speak to the guard captain. I just want to make sure we get to ''see'' the guard captain without anyone trying to fill you with arrows. But since we're not trying to creep in in the night -- or, for that matter, scale the walls or crawl in via the sewers -- that will... probably speak well in our favor?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's one of the things she didn't realize she was going to have to get used to: doing things legitimately and without trying to sneak around. &lt;br /&gt;
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Squaring her shoulders, she adds: &amp;quot;After all. I am a priestess of the Temple of Eluna. ...Or I was. I'm sure my word will be good for someth--&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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She breaks off as she watches Munch trudging forward, staring up at him and then over to the figure groaning in the branches he drags. &amp;quot;Are you all right?&amp;quot; she calls, breaking away from her original path and stepping forward. &amp;quot;Is someone hurt?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Personally, if I have a option, I'd rather not get filled with arrows either.&amp;quot; The shadow elf agrees with a wry twist of his lips as he glances around, noting the large space he's being given. The looks that are tossed his way. &amp;quot;You know, I didn't really think I'd be as much of a spectacle here. At least I hoped. I mean they have plenty of intresting things to stare at here like...that...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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This is when he notes the trudging figure of Munch that comes slowly tromping up the tradeway. &amp;quot;Why stare at me when there are things like that I don't understand it at all!&amp;quot; The shadow elf exclaims towards his companion...and then realizes that said companion is already rushing forwards. &lt;br /&gt;
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There is a sigh before he starts after her, towards the huge golem and his groaning package. There is a slight glance in the direction of the gate guards, a few already becoming aware of the situation and staring towards the pair of elves and the big metal figure. Lorik can feel that spot between his shoulderblades itch. &lt;br /&gt;
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Not in a pleasant way. &lt;br /&gt;
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He tries to offer a reassuring smile in the guards direction as he hurries to catch Ith, hoping that at least confuses them enough to not feather him while he's walking. Now of course the stares are rippling outwards, the rumors and speculations traveling at speed though the crowd at the tradeway and even past the gates as everyone knows gossip can travel faster than the wind.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fact.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bullshite!&amp;quot; Lorenzo throws back his head and laughs. &amp;quot;You can't possibly have gotten all of that just by looking at my side of the board.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rori smiles. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, you got me there,&amp;quot; she says simply. &amp;quot;I can't help but pay attention, Lorz. It's a blessing as well as a failing. But you're right.&amp;quot; There's a dramatic sigh, a hand over her heart. &amp;quot;You got me there. You want to know the real reason how I managed to get all of that?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Enlighten me, oh learned one.&amp;quot; Said with no small measure of wryness. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Because out of everyone else in the Company, you're the biggest pain in my arse,&amp;quot; Rori continues, snapping the win as she pushes her last yellow piece forward, and topples the man's red castle. &amp;quot;And ''despite'' being a huge pain in my arse, I still, ''miraculously'', tolerate your company. I wouldn't be able to discern just why that is if I simply ignored you, would I?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I don't know if I ought to take that as an insult or compliment.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And yet, I still win.&amp;quot; Pale fingers wiggle his captured red castle at him, smile broadening to hint at rows of white teeth. &amp;quot;Someone owes me a beer.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The hubbub at the end of the street catches her attention, however, and she inclines her head sideways, green eyes flecked with gold moving past Lorenzo's shoulder and towards the growing hubbub around two cloaked figures and a golem. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;The bloody hell?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hn?&amp;quot; Lorenzo cranes his neck over his shoulder. &amp;quot;Tourists?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Well, there's plenty of those every day.&amp;quot; Rori slowly unfolds herself from her seat. &amp;quot;Must be That Time again, Lorz. I'll see you tonight at the theatre, right?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Make sure you're not late this time,&amp;quot; her companion says, lifting his fingers in a wave as she saunters off, before giving the board in front of him another wary, disbelieving squint. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Reading someone through games,&amp;quot; he mutters with a snort. &amp;quot;Bullshite, I say.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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He pauses. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;....she saddled me with the bill again, didn't she?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch buzzes softly. &amp;quot;I guess that's one way to put it. Bit beyond help though.&amp;quot; A few other citizens show concern, starting to approach, only to 180 at getting a good look at the groaning figure. Arms and legs are missing, as is the nose, one eye, a fair bit of skin, and quite a few internal organs. This doesn't stop the head from rolling around, biting ineffectively at those who get too close. Even for a zombie it's in pretty rough shape. &amp;quot;I'm taking it to the Guild. Maybe they can trace back where it came from.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You're... bringing a zombie -- an active zombie -- into the city?&amp;quot; Ithiliel stares in horror, her fingers clutched around the end of her braid. She takes a step or two away from the groaning figure; she'd assumed it was some poor sick man, but whoever this was seems to have contracted so much of a sickness that he's not likely to get over it. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess looks at Lorik. Looks back at the zombie. Looks at Lorik. Looks at the zombie. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Maybe we will have less trouble than I thought,&amp;quot; she murmurs. &amp;quot;Come on. Let's go talk to the guards. ...Which Guild will you be taking it to?&amp;quot; This last is directed to Munch. She can't deny that it would be interesting to see whether someone can trace the patterns of magic on the poor animated corpse to find who made it. &lt;br /&gt;
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There isn't as much horror in Lorik's gaze, more curiosity instead of real horror. Instead he peers at the golems pitiful 'passenger' before glancing up at the great armored figure itself. &amp;quot;I was always told that zombies didn't make as good servents as skeletons.&amp;quot; The shadow elf comments towards the large figure as he turns to start towards the gate further. &amp;quot;I mean skeletons only smell slightly musty, and don't usually leave parts everywhere.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Its all so...normal for him. The undead thing. I mean this is why happens when your family consists of mostly evil priests. &lt;br /&gt;
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It kinda skews your thought of normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Is there an infestation nearby though? I've heard they can get out of hand sometimes.&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;If there is an infestation perhaps this Guild can use some help with them? I mean we do need some kind of income...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Punching undead is what good people do right? &lt;br /&gt;
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...look he's new at this. &lt;br /&gt;
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Then the shadow elf pauses a moment to glance up towards the golem. &amp;quot;Oh! Forgive me, my name is Lorik. I've been told its polite to introduce yourself.&amp;quot; A beatpause. &amp;quot;At home they always told me to use nicknames to cut down on the amount of ritual magic used against you, but maybe here it is different?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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...very new to this. &lt;br /&gt;
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As they approach the gate though there is a bit more of a kurflufle as a second pair of guards join the first, stepping into the road in front of the...two...elves? &lt;br /&gt;
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The conversation from where she had been listening, at least, was somewhat interesting. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori can understand the curiosity; it isn't every day that any being would march back into the city carrying an undead body - even from where she is listening, in a nearby alley, arms crossed over her chest and leaning against the wall, she can ''smell'' the putrefaction emanating from the shambling, dismembered thing. It's the other two, though, that sparks movement from the guards. &lt;br /&gt;
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What little she sees breeds suspicions immediately - a glimpse of gray skin from underneath giant hoods. &lt;br /&gt;
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She ought to be more than content to listen. This isn't, after all, her problem. &lt;br /&gt;
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But those sharp amber eyes slide to the side towards a small boutique just across the way that specializes in luxury clothes. &lt;br /&gt;
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''Don't do it, Lorelei. This isn't your problem. Don't do it. Don't even think about--'' &lt;br /&gt;
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A FEW MINUTES LATER... &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's an absolutely lovely dress, my lady, and it suits you nicely,&amp;quot; the store's flamboyant sales representative says enthusiastically as the redhead admires herself in the mirror. &amp;quot;Green is ''most definitely'' your color, though white and gold would work as well, and if I can just direct your attention to the bodice, you'll find Master Gabriel's ''impeccable'' handstitched embroidery...&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's absolutely beautiful,&amp;quot; Rori replies, and to her infinite credit, there isn't a single note of artifice in her voice as she makes a small turn in front of the mirror. &amp;quot;I will take it.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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''...your poor impulse control is a /blight upon this city/, Lorelei de Beaucharnais.'' &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;We can process your payment this way, my lady.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Payment. &lt;br /&gt;
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Rori pivots, and flashes the young woman a brilliant smile. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;''About'' that...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch snorts, an intresting sound from someone lacking nostrils. &amp;quot;It's just a zombie. couple kids with long sticks can take out one of those.&amp;quot; Reach attack, flanking, seriously, couple kids with long sticks. &amp;quot;Explorer's Guild. They'll contact the Society of Arcanists, and a couple of the temples, and they'll argue over who gets to do what. Rangers might get involved, try and track it back the regular way. I didn't trace anything, but I'm not an expert. Anyway, whole thing will likely go to whoever happened to be present at the Guildhouse when things got started because nobody really wants to delay. Unless the Watch wants to make it their problem?&amp;quot; He inquires of the Guards, who swiftly reverse directions and head back towards their regular spots by the Gate. NOT MY PROBLEM. NOT MY PAPERWORK. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, found it out edge of the Felwood. Get this sort of thing every spring. Some wannabie trying to be the next Dark Lord, raise up an army of undead. As if that ever works. Only example I can think of is Heth, and he's using wights. Anyway, seeing as how Mister Bitey got loose, Lord Wannabie is likely already dead. This might even be what's left of him, if experiment went really wrong.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Buzzing softly, he nods to Lorik. &amp;quot;Munch, also called the TerrorMaw, and occasionally The Golem Who Eats... and occasionally get called 'Oh gods what the hell is that?!' but that's really for informal occasions. Far as rituals go, figure a TrueName is long and hard to pronounce, but I'm not an expert.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Distressingly, Lorik is so very open and honest with the upworlders. ...Less distressingly, the enormous metal man doesn't seem to mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;That makes me think of -- do you remember Ni'jel the Terrible, Lorik? Set himself up in that little cavern and tried to start his own reign of terror. That's how we kept getting zombies in the garden. I expect we could track down whoever's causing problems around here. Perhaps -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Ithiliel's trip down memory lane is interrupted by a half-dozen of those guards returning. The gates are still being guarded, and while they don't seem to be harassing Munch too much, nobody seems especially thrilled to see Lorik. Nobody's swords are drawn, precisely, but hands are on hilts and two halberd-bearing men look... well, capable of leveling those halberds if they have to. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Step out of line, there's a good chap,&amp;quot; one of the guards snaps. &amp;quot;What do you think you're doing? Just walking up to the city bold as brass?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;He's with me,&amp;quot; Ithiliel begins. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It's all right, miss,&amp;quot; another replies. &amp;quot;You're not his hostage anymore. You don't have to stay with him -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I'm NOT his -- are you even listening to me?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fellwood? I...think I've heard of that. There is a map around here somewhere.&amp;quot; Lorik pauses a moment. &amp;quot;I really don't think it's very effective to try to just summon up a bunch of undead and call yourself a warlord, unless like you said they have some of the more powerful types. I mean...zombies don't seem very tacticly sound...just to me. I'm not a necromancer or anything.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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A blink. &amp;quot;TerrorMaw?&amp;quot; A pause. &amp;quot;Do you actually eat your opponents? That does sound very intimidating!&amp;quot; He makes it sound like a compliment even as he walks with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...at least the /plan/ was walk with the golem towards the city. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh! Ni'jel! Yes he was a bit of fun to remove. I think the gardner didn't mind the zombies. Gave everyone something to do, and the fertilizer seemsed to help the mushrooms grow for the most part.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He seems perfectly willing to continue on with the story. At least until he was called out. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I...er...me?&amp;quot; Golden eyes blink up towards the guard snapping at him. &amp;quot;I...was just, wait she's not anyone's hostage!&amp;quot; Protests the shadow elf. &amp;quot;I'm just a simple traveler,&amp;quot; Silver hoops glint in his ears in the sun as he shakes his head slightly. &amp;quot;Really! I mean she was a hostage, but she's not anymore!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the other guards pokes the shadow elf in one shoulder...which goes poorly for the guard because armor has little in the way of give. &amp;quot;I heard he's a necromancer!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;What? I clearly just said I'm not a necromancer!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The row is starting to garner the attention of everyone around as the newcomers to the city argue with the guards who refuse to let them pass. &lt;br /&gt;
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The argument is about to get louder, but it isn't as if the two elves and the golem know this. Not yet anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman descends upon them with a swirl of expensive silk and her hair piled up loosely in a stylish coiffure, her chin in a defiant angle and her nose in the air. She doesn't just ''stomp'' towards the guards and the undercity dwellers, but she ''flounces'' in a manner befitting her station, her folded fan slapping the wrist of a guard when he attempts to reach for the 'hostage' in a manner so imperious, one can practically visualize the red carpet rolling underneath her feet. She is young, with red hair, and green eyes flecked with gold. &lt;br /&gt;
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And the aura she exudes practically reeks of privilege and snobbery. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While the city rightfully ''lauds'' you for your diligence...&amp;quot; She squints at the rank pin on his cloak. &amp;quot;...lieutenant, I would have to request that you would have to let my servant...&amp;quot; She gestures vaguely to Lorik without looking at him. &amp;quot;...and his friend pass. They were running a particularly urgent errand for me at dawn and I have been waiting ''breathlessly'' for their return. I know, I know. They look at all ''nothing'' like trustworthy individuals but the man owes me a debt and rest assured, he ''will'' pay for it with his body.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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The woman then spins around, and points her fan at Lorik. &amp;quot;And ''you''. Where have you been? I remember ''specifically'' telling you ''with all due haste''. Do you know what that means? It certainly does ''not'' mean all morning! What were you doing out there? Having a picnic?! Your day off isn't until two days from now, is this how you repay my generosity?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;GUYS.&amp;quot; Munch addresses the Guards in calm, measured tones. He's been practicing. &amp;quot;If he's not dangerous, you don't need to worry about it. If he is, you call the Guild, the Guild calls me. I'm already here. It's not a problem.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then there's silks and flouncing. And no Sandy in sight. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Munch blinks with a soft 'click'. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;...I'm leaning towards 'not dangerous'.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;And I was never ''his'' hostage,&amp;quot; Ithiliel adds, because this is definitely going to help. &amp;quot;Really, this is all a massive -- &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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And then? It's the Attack of the Posh Lady. On one hand, Ithiliel is slightly terrified by the sudden vortex of silk and perfume and privilege that has wound around them. On the other hand... oh of COURSE, this is their ticket out of trouble! &lt;br /&gt;
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On the third hand, it's been so long since Ithiliel has been able to wear anything pretty that she has to stomp on the urge to ask Rori where she got that wonderful dress. &lt;br /&gt;
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The impulse to obeisance is one that is unfortunately pretty much second nature to the little priestess at this point. She crosses her arms over her chest and bows in apology: &amp;quot;So very sorry, mistress! As soon as the guards allow us to pass, we'll be at your service again, mistress!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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The guards, too, are more than a little mystified. &amp;quot;''These'' are your servants, madam?&amp;quot; Because there are enough wealthy and ridiculous people that anyone can be important. And it isn't a good idea to irritate them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh god. &lt;br /&gt;
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Flouncing. &lt;br /&gt;
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Honestly Lorik seems fairly well adjusted against flouncing. Because really? Though the woman reeks of privilege he grew up around people like this. And she doesn't seem to want to poison him, she hasn't threatened to throw him to the family dogs, or use him in some blood ritual. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Really this kind of abuse if fairly mild compared with what he's used too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So instead of /looking/ as poleaxed as he feels he gamely rallies. &amp;quot;You did not say 'with all due haste' or I would have remembered!&amp;quot; He protests. &amp;quot;You'll not be docking my reward for this, and we are only an hour or so late! The map you gave us was poor!&amp;quot; He protests as he starts walks now, pushing forwards past the guards, focusing on the woman in silk as he gestures wildly for a moment. &amp;quot;And you always give me things to do on my day off! My debt can't be worth this!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
...look when you make a scene you just double down on the scene. The more awkward you make everyone else feel, the less close they look at what is happening. &lt;br /&gt;
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It seems to work at least. The Guards just stare in bemused wonder at the scene as the shadow elf pushes forwards, with his more well minded companion. &lt;br /&gt;
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One of them looks up towards Munch and opens his mouth for a moment. Then closes it. Then opens it again. He looks a touch like a fish at this point. &amp;quot;...I guess you have a point...&amp;quot; They say begrudgingly. &amp;quot;...I mean it looks like he's going to be in worse trouble anyway. Especially if he doesn't stop arguing with the lady there.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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If the guards are mystified, Rori doesn't pay attention to them, bringing forth every single remembered scrap of pretention she has had to wear like armor in her uncle's cutthroat court. Every Selanese lady wasn't just a lady, she was a ''princess''. And ''outside'' of the Land of a Thousand Princes, she isn't just a princess, but a queen. ''A queen among ants.'' Really, she ought to be surprised that after a few years removed from her homeland that she still remembers how to seize the reins of a situation with a velvet-cloaked, but iron-fisted grip, and steer it to her whims. She ought to be more disconcerted, but she isn't. Instead, she falls into the pool of her past history like a swan returning home. &lt;br /&gt;
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...the comparison is apt, at least. Swans are ill-tempered creatures and she brings ''that'' to bear, also. &lt;br /&gt;
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The little priestess is quick to fall in line, at least, recognizing the opportunity for what it is. &lt;br /&gt;
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''These are your servants, madame?'' &lt;br /&gt;
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She GASPS. It is a sound ''teeming'' with outrage, and she completes the picture by ''slapping'' the fan against his shoulder. &amp;quot;''Madame''?&amp;quot; she repeats, in a tone so disbelieving, it is as if the guard had told her that her beloved pet pomeranian has died and she is in absolute denial about it. &amp;quot;I am not even twenty-two summers old, how ''dare'' you! Mark my words, sir, your uniform may symbolize your authority, but you won't get anywhere in life if you don't educate yourself with the proper way to talk to women! Oh, your poor ''wife''!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And with Lorik's protests, she rounds on him immediately. &amp;quot;''And you''. How ''dare'' you, too. I am an ''expert'' in drawing maps. I'll have you know that Master Galileo Bertinelli educated me in cartography, himself, it isn't my fault you can't read!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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She pauses, and lets out a world-weary sigh. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;While I completely understand that you're absolutely ''blinded'' by my ravishing beauty, you've obviously been born with ''weak retinas'', so I suggest you refrain from cursing my poor instructions and curse your own misfortune instead for having the visual capability of a cave bat! Now cease your prattling immediately and follow me! Pick up your feet, ''Herbert''.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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With that, she pivots on her heel, gesturing with an airy wave of her hand for her 'servants' to follow. And to the diminutive priestess: &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;For the love of Eluna, no wonder you're my favorite.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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And once away from the guards, she flashes Ithiliel a wink.&lt;br /&gt;
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Munch blinks. Blinks again, and shrugs. &amp;quot;Whelp, I'ma see a man about a zombie. You guys take care.&amp;quot; And then he's off again, dragging his load over the cobblestones.&lt;br /&gt;
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| ''Eatonis'' ''31'' 999&lt;br /&gt;
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| Early twenties.&lt;br /&gt;
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| Performer, Trickster, Thief&lt;br /&gt;
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Acrobat. Charlatan. Entertainer. Trickster. Thief. The young woman named Rori Lee peddles her tricks on the streets of the lord's city during the day and graces its stages at night as one of the retained thespians of the Metropolitan Theatre Company of Alexandria - though in spite of being part of the troupe for a few years now, she can't seem to get any of the leading roles, often cast as a background character in many of its productions...and not being utterly devoid of talent, one could only wonder whether it is just a streak of bad luck that keeps her forever overshadowed by her peers on the stage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ill-fortune? Or is it simply by design?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone asked, she'd be the first to say that she has long since embraced her ridiculous circumstances, of which there have been many, from the moment she was born. Lorelei Clarisse Etienne de Beaucharnais came into this world twenty-odd years ago as the youngest child, and only daughter, of Lord Augustine de Beaucharnais, a childhood friend of and cousin a couple of degrees removed from Baron Valence of Selentia, and his Eldanari wife, Brianna. And with a ridiculous name came a ridiculous childhood, raised in a household that was so painfully Selese, she knew the names of the movers and shakers of the Republic's court games, and their respective specialties, before she was even taught the simplest mathematics. That wasn't to say that she didn't take to it like a shark to blood-infested waters; she was a clever, intelligent and inquisitive child, and her education on the intrigues and intricacies that often dominated the dining rooms and galas of her father's estate was as detailed as the typical curriculum she was made to learn as a privileged youth. But as usually with the case of a young woman with that kind of upbringing, by the time she was eight years old, the inevitable finally occurred:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She got bored.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As her parents would swiftly discover, a bright, curious and haughty child could cause and attract the most ridiculous trouble and that finally culminated when a few of her father's acquaintances decided to pay a few local mercenaries to kidnap the girl and throw a wrench in the works of a lucrative trading agreement Lord Augustine had been tasked to negotiate. Already a handful to people she knew all of her life, it wasn't surprising that falling in the custody of her kidnappers made her even more obnoxious and difficult. Once the gang was far enough from Selentia, its members decided enough was enough and abandoned the girl for a few hours in the middle of a crowded marketplace with hopes that scaring her with a strange environment would finally push her in line and give into their demands to at the very least behave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instead, she used her pitiful state to her full advantage and managed to &amp;quot;convince&amp;quot; a Tsuran street performer to take her to the mayor's house - at least, that was how she would tell the story. In truth, she tried to wheedle, cajole and when those didn't work, bully the performer into doing her bidding and once he made fun of her pitiful persuasion tactics (&amp;quot;I was born and raised Tsuran,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;I'm practically immune to that nonsense.&amp;quot;), she broke into such a vociferous demonstration of heartbreaking waterworks that it was downright embarrassing to her and everyone else who witnessed it, and he finally relented (&amp;quot;Next time, start with that,&amp;quot; he said, with no small degree of exasperation and amusement). Given the late hour, however, he took her to where his band of fellow performers were staying and promised to deliver her to the mayor in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Needless to say, she never made it to the mayor's house; she became enamored of the performer and his band, the lives they led and the stories they told, and driven by nothing but the selfish desire to remain in their company for just a little while longer, promised them a reward if they would simply deliver her back to her father in Selentia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The band, however, had their own share of troubles that culminated into a few crazy adventures. Her way back home ended up being the most convoluted, elaborate and roundabout way to return to the country and by the time they reached the halfway point in their journey after dodging creditors, criminals and all sorts of unsavory persons after their ringleader's hide (not to mention the kidnappers who managed to lose Lorelei and attempted to get her back several times), her father's personal search party, led by a loyal vassal and the young son of the captain of his household knights, finally caught up with them...and of course promptly thought her new friends were her kidnappers, as a few years have passed by then and nobody was certain as to who took  her anymore. To spare their lives, Lorelei agreed to return to Selentia quietly and parted ways with the group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One would think that would be it - that she would return home without further incident to be just another player in its constant political games. But having developed a taste for the adventurer's life, in which she has never been subjected to the debilitating boredom that caused her to act out in the first place as a child, she was surprised to discover that the prospect of returning home had devolved from a distant, hopeful dream to the most ill-fitting outcome she could ever contemplate. With the rest of her father's agents lulled in a false sense of security by her compliance after several days on the road, she stole the young lieutenant's horse and ran off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And she hasn't looked back since.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the point when her life truly begins, on the road, searching for her friends while relentlessly evading her father's agents determined to bring her home to their lord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CPSUBHEAD-START}}Roleplay Hooks{{CPSUBHEAD-END}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bon Vivant''' - A fan of music? The theatre? Looking for the best parties in the lord's city? Never one to let a  good time pass her by, Rori more often than not knows the best places to go and what to see. Some of these diversions may not be ''strictly'' legal, but hey, whatever happens in Alexandria stays in Alexandria....right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gambler''' - What's life without risk? ...sometimes a lot of risk? Rori will gamble almost anything and nothing is off the table, to the point where the habit is almost compulsive and uncontrollable. It has led her to some interesting places and she's not shy at all in dragging someone down with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Trouble, In General''' - Overconfident, haughty, vain, but relentlessly fueled by mischief, cleverness and good humor, Rori can turn anything into a game, oftentimes turning light conversations into fencing matches that tend to culminate in some form of incident or another. Don't blame her too much, she can't help herself. She was born Selese after all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hunted''' - Occasionally, she'll be chased by knights and whenever this happens, she makes sport of it, also. Maybe she's finally done something bad enough to be arrested...or is it something else entirely?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Characters|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Eldanar|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Myrrish|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Noble|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Pages with broken file links|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Player|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rogue|Rori]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Rori</name></author>
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		<title>Rori</title>
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Race:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Human&lt;br /&gt;
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Ancestry:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| Eldanar&lt;br /&gt;
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Date of Birth:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| ''Eatonis'' ''31'' 999&lt;br /&gt;
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Apparent Age:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Early twenties.&lt;br /&gt;
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Occupation:''' &lt;br /&gt;
| Performer, Trickster, Thief&lt;br /&gt;
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| Rogue&lt;br /&gt;
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| 2&lt;br /&gt;
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| class=&amp;quot;left&amp;quot; | '''Organizations:'''&lt;br /&gt;
| The Acquisitioners&lt;br /&gt;
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| Fun (?)&lt;br /&gt;
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Acrobat. Charlatan. Entertainer. Trickster. Thief. The young woman named Rori Lee peddles her tricks on the streets of the lord's city during the day and graces its stages at night as one of the retained thespians of the Metropolitan Theatre Company of Alexandria - though in spite of being part of the troupe for a few years now, she can't seem to get any of the leading roles, often cast as a background character in many of its productions...and not being utterly devoid of talent, one could only wonder whether it is just a streak of bad luck that keeps her forever overshadowed by her peers on the stage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ill-fortune? Or is it simply by design?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone asked, she'd be the first to say that she has long since embraced her ridiculous circumstances, of which there have been many, from the moment she was born. Lorelei Clarisse Etienne de Beaucharnais came into this world twenty-odd years ago as the youngest child, and only daughter, of Lord Augustine de Beaucharnais, a childhood friend of and cousin a couple of degrees removed from Baron Valence of Selentia, and his Eldanari wife, Brianna. And with a ridiculous name came a ridiculous childhood, raised in a household that was so painfully Selese, she knew the names of the movers and shakers of the Republic's court games, and their respective specialties, before she was even taught the simplest mathematics. That wasn't to say that she didn't take to it like a shark to blood-infested waters; she was a clever, intelligent and inquisitive child, and her education on the intrigues and intricacies that often dominated the dining rooms and galas of her father's estate was as detailed as the typical curriculum she was made to learn as a privileged youth. But as usually with the case of a young woman with that kind of upbringing, by the time she was eight years old, the inevitable finally occurred:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She got bored.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As her parents would swiftly discover, a bright, curious and haughty child could cause and attract the most ridiculous trouble and that finally culminated when a few of her father's acquaintances decided to pay a few local mercenaries to kidnap the girl and throw a wrench in the works of a lucrative trading agreement Lord Augustine had been tasked to negotiate. Already a handful to people she knew all of her life, it wasn't surprising that falling in the custody of her kidnappers made her even more obnoxious and difficult. Once the gang was far enough from Selentia, its members decided enough was enough and abandoned the girl for a few hours in the middle of a crowded marketplace with hopes that scaring her with a strange environment would finally push her in line and give into their demands to at the very least behave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Instead, she used her pitiful state to her full advantage and managed to &amp;quot;convince&amp;quot; a Tsuran street performer to take her to the mayor's house - at least, that was how she would tell the story. In truth, she tried to wheedle, cajole and when those didn't work, bully the performer into doing her bidding and once he made fun of her pitiful persuasion tactics (&amp;quot;I was born and raised Tsuran,&amp;quot; he said, &amp;quot;I'm practically immune to that nonsense.&amp;quot;), she broke into such a vociferous demonstration of heartbreaking waterworks that it was downright embarrassing to her and everyone else who witnessed it, and he finally relented (&amp;quot;Next time, start with that,&amp;quot; he said, with no small degree of exasperation and amusement). Given the late hour, however, he took her to where his band of fellow performers were staying and promised to deliver her to the mayor in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Needless to say, she never made it to the mayor's house; she became enamored of the performer and his band, the lives they led and the stories they told, and driven by nothing but the selfish desire to remain in their company for just a little while longer, promised them a reward if they would simply deliver her back to her father in Selentia.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The band, however, had their own share of troubles that culminated into a few crazy adventures. Her way back home ended up being the most convoluted, elaborate and roundabout way to return to the country and by the time they reached the halfway point in their journey after dodging creditors, criminals and all sorts of unsavory persons after their ringleader's hide (not to mention the kidnappers who managed to lose Lorelei and attempted to get her back several times), her father's personal search party, led by a loyal vassal and the young son of the captain of his household knights, finally caught up with them...and of course promptly thought her new friends were her kidnappers, as a few years have passed by then and nobody was certain as to who took  her anymore. To spare their lives, Lorelei agreed to return to Selentia quietly and parted ways with the group.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One would think that would be it - that she would return home without further incident to be just another player in its constant political games. But having developed a taste for the adventurer's life, in which she has never been subjected to the debilitating boredom that caused her to act out in the first place as a child, she was surprised to discover that the prospect of returning home had devolved from a distant, hopeful dream to the most ill-fitting outcome she could ever contemplate. With the rest of her father's agents lulled in a false sense of security by her compliance after several days on the road, she stole the young lieutenant's horse and ran off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And she hasn't looked back since.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is the point when her life truly begins, on the road, searching for her friends while relentlessly evading her father's agents determined to bring her home to their lord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CPSUBHEAD-START}}Roleplay Hooks{{CPSUBHEAD-END}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Bon Vivant''' - A fan of music? The theatre? Looking for the best parties in the lord's city? Never one to let a  good time pass her by, Rori more often than not knows the best places to go and what to see. Some of these diversions may not be ''strictly'' legal, but hey, whatever happens in Alexandria stays in Alexandria....right?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Gambler''' - What's life without risk? ...sometimes a lot of risk? Rori will gamble almost anything and nothing is off the table, to the point where the habit is almost compulsive and uncontrollable. It has led her to some interesting places and she's not shy at all in dragging someone down with her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Trouble, In General''' - Overconfident, haughty, vain, but relentlessly fueled by mischief, cleverness and good-humor, Rori can turn anything into a game, oftentimes turning light conversations into fencing matches that tend to culminate in some form of incident or another. Don't blame her too much, she can't help herself. She was born Selese after all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* '''Hunted''' - Occasionally, she'll be chased by knights and whenever this happens, she makes sport of it, also. Maybe she's finally done something bad enough to be arrested...or is it something else entirely?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CPFOOTER}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Eldanar|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Noble|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Rogue|Rori]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Myrrish|Rori]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Rori</name></author>
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		<title>Category:Noble</title>
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